Jakarta

[Smoothee]

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When you are looking for options on a limited budget, you need to say where your hotel will be located. There are many many many options in Jakarta, Hotel Classic is by far the best option.

I would avoid Blok M and Maribaya at all costs, unless you like Old women in their 50's.

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[Smoothy]

DO I remember her?! Mighty Spearsman and I had to stage an act to assist Bulai checking her loyalty!

He gave me her phone number as well to check her loyalty. I never did call her, just didn't feel right about it. What if I had fallen for the girl?

[John Aldrich]

I vote for Menteng as the King of this Indo forum. I would vote for Bulai, but he doesn't seem to post here anymore. That's a damn shame because his stories were always interesting and unique. He came up with many good ideas that I had not thought of trying.

I do miss the posts of Bulai. In fact he has connected me to a few free lancers, and even today I am having a couple of them. I did PM him wanting to know his whereabouts, but there was no response and neither a read receipt. Hope he is fine and kicking.

[Menteng]

With in walking distance?

From Washington square or from Piccadilly circus?

[Menteng]

I still use some of his techniques at the malls to meet girls. The dude is a genius. Remember the girl he fell in love with about 10 years ago (I think he may have bought her a car)? I saw her photo on facebook the other day, she is still stunning. I think he was shagging her sister after he broke up with her. Her sister was also very hot. His posts are definitely missed.

DO I remember her?! Mighty Spearsman and I had to stage an act to assist Bulai checking her loyalty!

[TConor]

With in walking distance?

[Smoothee]

Very useful, comprehensive answer. I would be a tourist in Jakarta and am interested in LT so I will go both to bats and blok M and other places in this forum.

Blok M usually has low quality gals. BATS usually not that great either, although you can take a look.

[Koperen Klaas]

I vote for Menteng as the King of this Indo forum. I would vote for Bulai, but he doesn't seem to post here anymore. That's a damn shame because his stories were always interesting and unique. He came up with many good ideas that I had not thought of trying.

I second that motion.

[Koperen Klaas]

Its a shame none of these guys appreciate your offbeat humour OS.

Hope your well buddy, looking after those mamasans with the lindt choco deliveries.

My advice to forum punters, meet up with each other, have some beers, share some nasi komplit and chill, lifes too short.

Spoken like a Gentleman, sir.

[Smoothy]

Those girls there are so sweet. I just had to give them chocolates.

Very true. You don't get much sweeter than a brothel mamasan.

[ThingStick]

Since you are there mainly for work, you won't likely want to be spending late nights out chasing poontang way up in North Jakarta then going all the way back to Kemang. Whenever I have been stuck working in South Jakarta, I don't fight it and try to go up north because it's not logistically sensible due to the traffic and the fact that I have to be up at the crack of dawn to go to work again. These days you don't really have to go up there anyway. There are plenty of good places in South Jakarta now, they just aren't quite as cheap as up north (but still reasonable). By the time you pay for the taxi to go up north, the overall price is about the same anyway.

Go to Grand Wijaya center. It is very close to Kemang. It has plenty of good spas and you can get full service there with young girls just like you would up North. D'Heaven spa is the newest one there (open about 4 months now) and does a full nude massage (they take their clothes off the second the door is closed), the massage is good and the rooms are nice, and that is followed by full sex at the end. It wouldn't be a bad idea to simply go to D'Heaven every evening. Hell, I used to drive all the way up to Kelapa Gading to go to it! Price is 800 k for full service, facilities, VIP room, all inclusive. The girls go into the room expecting sex so you don't have to negotiate an extra price for sex. Fortune massage is also a good choice if you want full sex along with the massage. The difference being that the girls are not full nude the entire massage (but there is sex at the end if you want), and you have to negotiate with the girl in the room for sex. Fortune charges about 400 k separately for the massage / room and you negotiate sex price in the room with the girl (usually 500 k). They do the massages in 45 minute increments, with a minimum of an hour and a half, and the girls will give you a massage and wait until the last minute to get your dick hard, then ask "you want special?" - and if you do, you have to extend another 45 minutes. But if you nego sex up front, they will get it done in the original hour and a half..

Hey,

This is exactly the type of post and detailed information I was looking for!

I dug around all over the sub sites, Escapades, etc, but it's all too muddled for me and I have no context for most of the information.

Thanks!

Now that I know there's things in the South, do throw any other recommendations my way. I was considering sticking in Kuala Lumpur for a few extra days as I've been meaning to explore it, but knowing there's options in South Jakarta, I will probably extend my stay a couple more days.

Will definitely report.

Cheers!

[Offshore Swell]

Its a shame none of these guys appreciate your offbeat humour OS.

Hope your well buddy, looking after those mamasans with the lindt choco deliveries.

Those girls there are so sweet. I just had to give them chocolates.

[Smoothy]

Its a shame none of these guys appreciate your offbeat humour OS.

Are you sure that was humor? Pak Anis still owes me money.

[Smoothy]

Bulai 69, the greatest of the mall-hunters it is. I called both his mobile phone and land line recently, but, alas, the lines are dead.

Me, I feel lost in this thread now. Isn't life a *****?

I still use some of his techniques at the malls to meet girls. The dude is a genius. Remember the girl he fell in love with about 10 years ago (I think he may have bought her a car)? I saw her photo on facebook the other day, she is still stunning. I think he was shagging her sister after he broke up with her. Her sister was also very hot. His posts are definitely missed.

[Smoothy]

I've been digging around for a few weeks now for my first trip to Jakarta. The trip will only be a few days.

I have some work to take care of in Kemang, South Jakarta, but obviously want to hit these spots in the North.

From what I hear about the famous traffic. Am I just screwed, and looking at hours each way to get up there from Kemang?

Since you are there mainly for work, you won't likely want to be spending late nights out chasing poontang way up in North Jakarta then going all the way back to Kemang. Whenever I have been stuck working in South Jakarta, I don't fight it and try to go up north because it's not logistically sensible due to the traffic and the fact that I have to be up at the crack of dawn to go to work again. These days you don't really have to go up there anyway. There are plenty of good places in South Jakarta now, they just aren't quite as cheap as up north (but still reasonable). By the time you pay for the taxi to go up north, the overall price is about the same anyway.

Go to Grand Wijaya center. It is very close to Kemang. It has plenty of good spas and you can get full service there with young girls just like you would up North. D'Heaven spa is the newest one there (open about 4 months now) and does a full nude massage (they take their clothes off the second the door is closed), the massage is good and the rooms are nice, and that is followed by full sex at the end. It wouldn't be a bad idea to simply go to D'Heaven every evening. Hell, I used to drive all the way up to Kelapa Gading to go to it! Price is 800 k for full service, facilities, VIP room, all inclusive. The girls go into the room expecting sex so you don't have to negotiate an extra price for sex. Fortune massage is also a good choice if you want full sex along with the massage. The difference being that the girls are not full nude the entire massage (but there is sex at the end if you want), and you have to negotiate with the girl in the room for sex. Fortune charges about 400 k separately for the massage / room and you negotiate sex price in the room with the girl (usually 500 k). They do the massages in 45 minute increments, with a minimum of an hour and a half, and the girls will give you a massage and wait until the last minute to get your dick hard, then ask "you want special?" - and if you do, you have to extend another 45 minutes. But if you nego sex up front, they will get it done in the original hour and a half. Cherry Massage is there also, but the choice of girls is not as good (normally). I did have one stunner there a while ago, but she was only there a short while. Those girls are expecting sex every time. Delta massage is the best actual massage (the hot stone massage is awesome), but it only has a hand job at the end. None of the spas up North are really any better than these places. Sands, Orchards, Comfort, Kotah Indah, M Star, Terminal (Hotel Classic), etc - none of those are any better than places like D'Heaven in Grand Wijaya. If I were you, I would simply go to Grand Wijaya every evening. (there are also other spas at Grand Wijaya, but it sounds like you won't have time to try them all).

Those places have young girls just like up north and the service is similar to what you get up north as far as sex. That's my main complaint about the places up North, the sex is starfish frequently. If you care more about service and don't mind a girl in her late 20's or early 30's and want awesome blow jobs and full on sex with a pro, go to Hotel Melawai 6th floor. Maribaya spa. The girls are not anywhere near as good looking as the ones at Grand Wijaya, but the service is the best in Jakarta. When I go to Maribaya, I look around and if there are no passable girls working at the time, I leave. But I don't remember ever have a bad sexual experience there. Free Lancers on Blok M jalan pelatehan are also available and quite near Kemang. It's rare that you won't have good sex with those girls if you do take one to your room. (again, the free lancers at Pelatehan are not as cute as the girls at Grand Wijaya).

Of all of the places up North you mentioned, the only one possibly worth venturing away from Grand Wijaya to hit would be Alexis. That is a different animal. The prices are expensive, but the girls are top quality and the experience is quite nice. But considering how far away that is, I'd stick with Wijaya.