Jakarta

[GentileBear]

When I was going to Classic coming from Ibis Harmoni. And a tad bit Tipsy. The drivers would cross the busy roads and I would think WTF have space aliens landed? Thank God I am in a Taxi and not walking to Classic. These Space Aliens might get me. Metallic Silver Space Invaders! Zombie Bodies in Silver holding paint cans asking for money. You got to see it to believe it. Solid Silver from the eyes to the toes.

[Irish Mongrel]

Bluebird to where you want to go, and skip the walking. Walking sucks. It's hot and humid outside, and it's rainy season now. Mosquitos are fucking out of control. Half the streets are flooded with monsoon like rain and overflowed sewer lines. The sidewalk is typically uneven slabs of concrete covering the open air sewer trough. A typical walk gets you covered in sweat, bitten by mosquitos, and a couple of twisted ankles.

Only walked the streets in Jakarta once. Senayan Plaza back to the Mulia Hotel, not even 1 km. Ended up like the Pied Piper with a stream of street urchins behind me, and a rather perplexed security guard who literally ran across the road to free me from the mass and get me back to the hotel. As we crossed the road he looked at me confused and basically said "Pak, you don't walk around here". The thing I probably hated most about Jakarta, I'm a bit of a walker when I travel. Jakarta's footpaths, and Indonesia as a whole, just aren't designed. Need good hiking boots to protect those ankles. Now with Grab being so easy to get, I'm almost tempted to get one to just cross the road:-the.

[Goferring]

On my last trip to Jakarta, I was asking the hotel concierge how to get to some shopping mall. It looked walkable on the map but when I said "How long for a walk?

Her eyes widened in surprise ". Walk? Like she really didn't believe any visitor would want to walk LOL.

Next time tell an Indonesian you are heading out to lie in the sun to get a tan. That elicits a similar response to wanting to walk around Jakarta.

Crazy foreigners. 😜.

[Wet Nose]

Bluebird to where you want to go, and skip the walking. Walking sucks. It's hot and humid outside, and it's rainy season now. Mosquitos are fucking out of control. Half the streets are flooded with monsoon like rain and overflowed sewer lines. The sidewalk is typically uneven slabs of concrete covering the open air sewer trough. A typical walk gets you covered in sweat, bitten by mosquitos, and a couple of twisted ankles.

On my last trip to Jakarta, I was asking the hotel concierge how to get to some shopping mall. It looked walkable on the map but when I said "How long for a walk?

Her eyes widened in surprise ". Walk? Like she really didn't believe any visitor would want to walk LOL.

[Betong]

A typical walk gets you covered in sweat, bitten by mosquitos, and a couple of twisted ankles.

You're making me nostalgic. What a town! LOL.

[HotDog666]

Awesome responses, guys.

I'm booking my flight now- Jakarta seems like Mongers' paradise. LOL.

Black kiss? Beso Negro!, the magic words in Medellin!

Ask for "mandi kucing total" when in Indonesia.

Pronunciation: mandi "a" like "a" in marble: "I" like "e" in "me".

Kucing, "you" like "you" in "use", "see" like "ch" in "cheap", "I" like "e" in "me".

Or just copy those words to your mobile phone.

Don't forget to ad "total" otherwise they might only lick everywhere but the salad.

[Menteng]

At HotDog666 - Rimming is definitely on the menu, it was Blow Art or another similar place in the same business park where she performed this maneuver on me. If we could find out the slang "Black Kiss" equivalent then that would be easier. But at the reception area where they show you the iPad with the photos of girls, you would just have to use Google Translate to straight out say "show me only girls the will lick my ass". You've come all this way, don't be shy now.

Black kiss? Beso Negro!, the magic words in Medellin!

Ask for "mandi kucing total" when in Indonesia.

Pronunciation: mandi "a" like "a" in marble: "I" like "e" in "me".

Kucing, "you" like "you" in "use", "see" like "ch" in "cheap", "I" like "e" in "me".

Or just copy those words to your mobile phone.

Don't forget to ad "total" otherwise they might only lick everywhere but the salad.

[BenderOver]

Ok I'm a lazy little shit. When I go OS I stay withing walking distance of the " establishments that cater for the adult male".

So if you had to stay in Jakarata is there a ground zero hotel that puts you in walking distance of available options? Or is it not that simple?

Seems to me that with Jakarta's traffic hassle's its more of a you come to me scenario MO via social media would work better.

Yes I know this should be in the Jakarta Hotel thread but see the first comment.

Appreciate any responses.

Reading this is simply frustrating and baffles me to no end. While there's choking air pollution and constipated traffic, Jakarta is a city that's rich in history, selection of foods, great economic deals, awesome people. And you want to stay in a place that's walking distance from the greatest plethora of pussy you can render? I get that you want the best sex-vacation ever, but just find yourself a nice 3. 5 to 4 star hotel that's in the rewards program you like the most that's somewhere around or between Thamrin and Monas.

Bluebird to where you want to go, and skip the walking. Walking sucks. It's hot and humid outside, and it's rainy season now. Mosquitos are fucking out of control. Half the streets are flooded with monsoon like rain and overflowed sewer lines. The sidewalk is typically uneven slabs of concrete covering the open air sewer trough. A typical walk gets you covered in sweat, bitten by mosquitos, and a couple of twisted ankles.

[JonLost]

Hi gang,

Firstly we are going to have fun and report back because now I have two guys who want to meet up first week of December...

Hi bro I'm keen to meet up early Dec.

[NewImage]

Hi gang..

Much appreciated.

NI.

[GentileBear]

Dude, what is "kc"? Not everyone knows these acronyms that you assume they do- LOL.

Kings Cross.

[Muzungufotsy]

It is the shop name. But they only allow to pick girls via ipad. Be aware.

I hate that shit. I want to choose from real girls not photoshopped pics.

[HotDog666]

It is the shop name. But they only allow to pick girls via ipad. Be aware. In same area, kc is much much better quality wise with 2 x price.

Dude, what is "kc"? Not everyone knows these acronyms that you assume they do- LOL.

[ShagTownBoi69]

Is Blow Art the name of an actual shop / s or that's the name of the area? I got to find this place!!

Yes, their tagline is: The Art of The Blow.

[JennyKk]

Is Blow Art the name of an actual shop / s or that's the name of the area? I got to find this place!!

It is the shop name. But they only allow to pick girls via ipad. Be aware. In same area, kc is much much better quality wise with 2 x price.