Jakarta

[Dren69]

Some of you are really cool with the hints and strategies of dealing with the ladies of Jakarta. Appreciate it. Sucks I missed a few messages because I was there in Jakarta and no ISG was available.

So! How did it turn out? Well I saved money in Kota Indah's Starmoon. Right now they have Happy Hour starting at 2 pm. Starmoon and Classic both serve dark Guiness bottled beer with an Aluminum cup filled with Ice Cubes. And they will stab your Beer mug with Ice cubes. Mind you. Guiness is a Strong beer. And I had a great playful attitude. So why not?!

Go Up?

Go Up?

Go Up?

Baby. I want to drink first. Also. Starmoon seems to continuously have Guns and Roses playing mid afternoon. Which I find bizarre as I am the only Bule there and the girls don't really like Rock -maybe it was the law of attraction? Go Up? Baby. I buy you one. Here. Mamasan asks bartender to my table. I hand signal to order her a drink. She comes back to give the girl a glass bottle and then fills it with ice cubes and some of my Guinness. Ok cool. Then I buy 1 more beer. She drinks like a Sailor. Cool! Go Up? Mister Go Up? Take Drink to Room? Go Up? Go Up? Go Up?.

Thanks for sharing mate. Excellent write up and good advice.

[GentileBear]

Some of you are really cool with the hints and strategies of dealing with the ladies of Jakarta. Appreciate it. Sucks I missed a few messages because I was there in Jakarta and no ISG was available.

So! How did it turn out? Well I saved money in Kota Indah's Starmoon. Right now they have Happy Hour starting at 2 pm. Starmoon and Classic both serve dark Guiness bottled beer with an Aluminum cup filled with Ice Cubes. And they will stab your Beer mug with Ice cubes. Mind you. Guiness is a Strong beer. And I had a great playful attitude. So why not?!

Go Up?

Go Up?

Go Up?

Baby. I want to drink first. Also. Starmoon seems to continuously have Guns and Roses playing mid afternoon. Which I find bizarre as I am the only Bule there and the girls don't really like Rock -maybe it was the law of attraction? Go Up? Baby. I buy you one. Here. Mamasan asks bartender to my table. I hand signal to order her a drink. She comes back to give the girl a glass bottle and then fills it with ice cubes and some of my Guinness. Ok cool. Then I buy 1 more beer. She drinks like a Sailor. Cool! Go Up? Mister Go Up? Take Drink to Room? Go Up? Go Up? Go Up?

Now I had just wanted to get a feel of Kota Indah area in the day when I first arrived but being in there I felt very comfortable. It's not that sketchy based on my Tijuana Zona Norte experiences and I was made to feel welcome. The thing is that in Jakarta. There are no Fitchas (ladies drinks) - so they apparent don't get any commissions from drinks. But I got lucky on my first 3 or 4 sessions! I have always like ladies who drink and when the beer guzzling Jakarta ladies get a Fast buzz off of the Guiness. I decided to Go Up.

Starmoon 20 year old lady says to me on her phone that I am meaty big and adorable. She and I are drunk and we take our shower and I am impressed with her natural body. Did not take long to extend my johnson and make it into the cockpit raw. Yes! The ladies in Jakarta like to suck on your nipples and stomache as well as suck your balls and other different actions. Good attitude and very accommodating. Starmoon lady. Not obsessed with the antiseptic bottle spray (lysterine) like Classic ladies are. But I let them be professionals and do their thing.

I know I am rambling here. But I'll just say that due to the LOOKS of the ladies in specifically Starmoon, Sari Aryu and Classic. I never made it to Kings Cross or even Malio (Maliobro) - even though my hotel was walking distance to Malio. I was GodSmacked at the quality of the bodies!

Sadly I am getting older fatter and need my wingman Cialis to assist my accomplishments. I also like to drink (yeah I know). But Classic ladies want you to nut. Sure its their business. This is thier job but I got to say I was really impressed with the attitude of most of my session leaders. Classic's facilities are excellent. The Hotel rooms are clean and the showers work very well. It is like you are going on a date. You can order her an Avacado Smoothy and you a Guiness Beer to the room. You are "rushed" to Go Up. And the mamasans are as hyper and insistent that you do. Sari Aryu in Kota Inda. Which is to the left of Starmoon has my favorite type of seating. Big ass red couch like an Italian Restaurant. Cool because I hate barstools anyway. The lineup presentation. Here I made a rookie mistake. One was flawless and stunning and the other ladies were watching me drool over her. Some in the line up smiled back at me and some did nothing. I was drunk as usual and decided that I had to take the risk and go up with this amazing super sexy Goddess. Going UP everything was fine and dandy. Shower time holy fuck her body was flawless. On the bed She Absolutely FREAKED when I Suggested BBFS. Her hand gestures were like a Chinese old lady waiving NO with her finger. Her face went into a Screaming Cat Hate and Anger.... Wow. Ok Got it. Not going to pursue that option. I will say that that was an outlier situation and BBFS was readily available here and at Classic and Starmoon.

Lots more I could write. Maybe more later. Oh for First Timers to Jakarta -don't do what I did: See. When the driver of the 3 Wheeler Blue Tuk Tuk names a price they put out their fingers. 3 fingers. 4 fingers. 5 fingers.

Fuck me Jesus it took me about 3 days to figure out that 5 fingers meant the guy expected 50,000 IDR (Blue note) not 500,000 or (5 brown notes). I was using these as transportation since I did not have a sim. So I would flag them down. He puts up 3 fingers and you guessed it. I just accidently tipped him 270 K IDR. No wonder they were all so happy to pick me up.

Short Executive Summary. For guys who don't need anal sex and think Pattaya bar girls or Angeles City bar girls are of decent quality looks. You WILL be BLOWN AWAY in Jakarta. Yes! Looks wise. The BIG natural tits, the thicker big boned waist and attitude beats them 100%. Speaking no English is a big factor here. Translation apps are very useful. And the one negative about Jakarta that I have to write about that is FUCKING DISGUSTING is the God Damn traffic. 1 HR to get to Kota Kasablanca mall from the Monument. Just to turn right back and hit a traffic jam. It is misery. But you only live once and there's a ridiculous amount of cute, Hot, stunning ladies over there. There were so many ladies in Classic, Starmoon and Sari Aryu that I probably only saw maybe 35% of their faces and I never even made it to Travel or Kings Kross. Was mesmerizing in Classic alone. They gave me an honorary wooden paddle #69 as I left terminal 2 - which is actually the 3rd floor. And went downstairs to the front. Just kidding.

[OldSnake]

Get a number and use grab bikes much cheaper.

Blah Blah Blah, I RTFF (read the fucking forums) backwards and forwards and came to this itinerary for my first post Covid Jakarta trip:

Overall. Go with the Flow. Seems the scene is very spread out but the same places are mentioned over and over. And me? I never even made it to any clubs like Classic in 2019 - I exclusively used Tinder / TanTan. But fast forward to late 2023 and I am wanting more of a 'point and shoot' experience. Especially first when I land:

Here it is:

-Classic (must see, home-base, soo many posts about very thin ladies).

-Travel.

-Kings Cross.

-Star Moon and *Kota Indah * (Jayakarta) the horseshoe bars. Will go afternoon first to get a feel for the area. Then go back at night

-Tinder Gold while in hotel.

-WeChat while in hotel..

[PartyAnimal]

I used JW Marriott & LE Meridien Spas. The therapists are very attractive & pretty good service. If you are staying there, then you can request in room & no limits.

Not sure if you are extremely lucky but from my experience:

1) No in room spa available in both of these hotels anymore.

2) Totally clean experience. No extras.

But yeah their therapists are very beautiful.

[KeenGerle]

Take the train to Tanjung Priok station, get an ojek to take you Cilincing and Jalan Inspeksi Cakung drain. Follow this track South until you have a cemetery on your right. Jutting into the cemetery is Rawa Malang. You can fornicate away amongst the cumulative layers of Jakarta's dead. Remember! If it's got ducks, It's the real thing.

This area is dirt poor. For context look at the following photo essay in the Jakarta post https://www.thejakartapost.com/longf...coastline.html.

Hope that helps.

WOW. Haha. Ok. Will explore and report next time I go. Thanks for sharing. Sounds very adventures.

[Menteng]

SIM cards are easy to get at the airport, and also many small phone shops can sell you a sim that is already registered, you are correct getting a sim card at grabari can be a long wait, but having data everywhere is so useful.

You're meaning that without registering the IMEI, you can use those SIM cards in your foreign mobile phone?

I have a registered SIM card but I can't use it in my foreign mobile phone only on my Indonesian one.

[CamboCleve]

Blah Blah Blah, I RTFF (read the fucking forums) backwards and forwards and came to this itinerary for my first post Covid Jakarta trip:

Overall. Go with the Flow. Seems the scene is very spread out but the same places are mentioned over and over. And me? I never even made it to any clubs like Classic in 2019 - I exclusively used Tinder / TanTan. But fast forward to late 2023 and I am wanting more of a 'point and shoot' experience. Especially first when I land:

Here it is:

-Classic (must see, home-base, soo many posts about very thin ladies).

-Travel.

-Kings Cross.

-Star Moon and *Kota Indah * (Jayakarta) the horseshoe bars. Will go afternoon first to get a feel for the area. Then go back at night

-Tinder Gold while in hotel.

-WeChat while in hotel.

Have decided to Ditch buying a SIM card (last trip Grapari or whatever was a long process and now it seems even more work. Will stick with wifi / skype / messenger / whatsapp).

Staying Harmoni Hotel.

No CJ's, BATS or Malio aka Malioboro (too expensive for my current budget).

Will tip taxi drivers to Lurk and Explore why not? "Take me to Clubs where girls give massage" - no I will not insult a religious driver. Will "test" diferent drivers. With the cost of taxi being so low and so many posts about ". I forgot where it is but this small club had amazing talent of girls. " Seems things change a lot. So I will blow a few $$ on Taxi drivers for current intel.

Zanny's Maps. Saved and Printed Out -.

* - Seems there are a few posters who claim this area is prone to raids? I did read where Golden Crown was shut. KI seems shrouded in mystery and many posters seem to ask the same questions' when I RTFF.

Grab / Blue Bird / mangga besar area for Cialis /.

I'll be there in a few weeks. Any comments or suggestions are helpful.

SIM cards are easy to get at the airport, and also many small phone shops can sell you a sim that is already registered, you are correct getting a sim card at grabari can be a long wait, but having data everywhere is so useful.

There are a few other clubs in Kelapa gading worth a look as well as kings cross. Check out Sumo, Permata, MTR 2 and not far away by taxi there is the'heaven, groovy, pablo's, blowart.

Near the bars in Kota indah check out Demomo and Halte spa.

I like to visit kota indah about 5 pm most girls are in and the bars are not so busy or loud.

Medika can be good some evenings, and fashion hotel is also interesting for a spa with girls, the girls will also go to the pools / sauna with you if you make a booking with them.

Michat is what you want not wechat, its tricky to install on foreign phones but lots of selection on nights / afternoons you don't want to go out, but a lot of bait and switch, try to video chat the girl to make sure she matches the photos.

Have a good trip.

[Member #3088]

Thanks. Any spa nearby that offers more? Unfortunately Malioboro etc are far from where I'm staying.

Not sure where you are staying, but if in central Jakarta you could try fortune or sagitarrius.

[PartyAnimal]

Delta standard is massage + HJ, that's it.

Thanks. Any spa nearby that offers more? Unfortunately Malioboro etc are far from where I'm staying.

[Member #3088]

Got to try both of them last month. BATS on a Friday night. Was fun but like people said, is full of aged women. However fixated my eyes on a beauty that looked late 20's. Regular dance and stuff which I think makes it more GFE later to break the ice. Brought her back. While she was GFE, too loose for me to be able to enjoy. So not someone I would recommend.

Next stop was Delta and got the minimum 2 hour basic package. Ok massage. While she applied pressure, basic technique was missing. Entire session I was wondering what's on the menu. In the end it was just a hand driven effort which was a shame as I was expecting more. She didn't even allow me to touch. Anyone knows if more services are offered at Delta than what I got?

Delta standard is massage + HJ, that's it.

[PartyAnimal]

I used JW Marriott & LE Meridien Spas. The therapists are very attractive & pretty good service. If you are staying there, then you can request in room & no limits.

Bro. Would you explain what you mean by no limits? Have tried Marriott multiple times but only got clean massage.

[PartyAnimal]

Got to try both of them last month. BATS on a Friday night. Was fun but like people said, is full of aged women. However fixated my eyes on a beauty that looked late 20's. Regular dance and stuff which I think makes it more GFE later to break the ice. Brought her back. While she was GFE, too loose for me to be able to enjoy. So not someone I would recommend.

Next stop was Delta and got the minimum 2 hour basic package. Ok massage. While she applied pressure, basic technique was missing. Entire session I was wondering what's on the menu. In the end it was just a hand driven effort which was a shame as I was expecting more. She didn't even allow me to touch. Anyone knows if more services are offered at Delta than what I got?

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I have read your post on blok m glad to know.

That My Bar is still open. I usually visit Jakarta 2-3.

Times a year for the past 20+years except for Covid.

I mostly frequented Top Gun now closed but I am.

A regular at MB.

I will return in Dec and haven't been there since.

The new law.

Question: did you have any issue with your friend.

Visiting the hotel?

Are there any special arrangements to be made.

Before with the hotel?

The Sotis Falatehan Hotel is located quite near to My Bar. The staff was extremely friendly and accommodating. I brought three girls to the hotel and the guards just waved me through. No one was manning the check-in desk due to the late hour of my conquests, as I returned to the hotel well after midnight. No prior arrangements were made with management. I cannot speak for policies at other hotels, but I have a feeling the Jakarta police department probably reserves their officers for higher priority tasks than dealing with late night horny foreigners.

[Bkk212]

I have read your post on blok m glad to know.

That My Bar is still open. I usually visit Jakarta 2-3.

Times a year for the past 20+years except for Covid.

I mostly frequented Top Gun now closed but I am.

A regular at MB.

I will return in Dec and haven't been there since.

The new law.

Question: did you have any issue with your friend.

Visiting the hotel?

Are there any special arrangements to be made.

Before with the hotel?

As expected, My Bar on the weekend after 11 pm was packed with both male / female customers and a fair number of apparent doable freelancers, with very few vacant seats. There's a sign inside that advertises sexy dancers on Friday and Saturday nights. Unfortunately there were no performers on Friday, but Saturday found four spinners dressed in sexy French maid outfits gyrating on the stage and on the counters for short performances, staying fully clothed. All were fairly cute, but one caught my eye and grabbed my libido from afar.

Her name is Ella, who was looking super sexy wearing silver fishnet stockings and high silver stripper shoes. Her sultry outfit, long hair, dark skin, beautiful set of teeth, pretty face, tiny body, and an ever present smile was more than enough to reel me in. During one of their long intermissions she was standing with the bar entourage, so I walked over and complimented her on the performance and handed her a Rp 50,000 bill.

Of course she's smart enough to appreciate the scent of an open wallet, so she soon came to my seat at the bar and we chatted for a few minutes. I offered to buy her a drink and she picked some weird looking flavored concoction. We seemed to hit it off pretty well, and before returning to the stage she asked if I wanted to take her home later.

Her price was Rp 1 million, which was certainly acceptable. The problem was the dancers would not be released from duty until after 5 am. The current time was around 2 am, and I'm sorry but there's no woman in the world enticing enough to keep me waiting until near sunrise. So I unfortunately declined, but said she hoped I would change my mind later.

Sunday night I returned to the bar, and it had returned to its normal mostly-empty self. I had planned on sitting this night out and just relaxing, but during beer #2 my gal Ella entered as a civilian. She rushed over as soon as she spotted me, and there was no way I was going to let her get away again. We downed a couple of beers and played a few rounds of pool as we chatted. She has a nice personality and was a lot of fun to hang out with. As the beer began to lower my resistance, I asked if she wanted to come to my room. She readily agreed, and we traipsed the 50 meter walk to the hotel while walking with our arms around each other like old lovers.

She provided the perfect GF experience. She's as cute as a button, sweet as honey, kissed like a committed girl friend, and rode me like a cowgirl. Definitely the kind of gal you'd consider packing inside your luggage to take home.

On Monday I spent some time walking around the nearby Blok M Square mall, a somewhat dilapidated multi-leveled building containing hundreds of kiosks selling all kinds of crap.

There are plenty of small massage shops on the upper floors, and several of the therapists were waving me over. On the top floor there was a particularly eager gal around 30 years old, who was easy on the eyes. The price at her shop was Rp 100,000, or around $7 USA I haven't had one in a couple of years, so I decided to partake.

I've had several massages in the Philippines, and all of them have been tame. But I was unprepared for today's rubdown to turn naughty.

There were three cubicle areas, separated by draped sheets. As I laid on the bed, I could hear the hand slapping and slight moaning of the guy next to me getting his legitimate massage. I felt a bit uncomfortable being within earshot of this customer, but I was already locked in.

My gal spent about 10 minutes massaging my legs as I laid on my stomach. But out of the blue, her hands started running higher and higher up my thigh. All of a sudden, she reached out and started milking the area between my bung hole and testicles. I've lived for over six decades and no woman has ever touched me in such a way before. Immediately my little friend stiffened up and I was the proud owner of a raging hard-on.

While straddling my legs, she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "we make love, fuck fuck". I asked for the price and she held up five fingers. Yeah, I overpaid but I wasn't going to let this memorable moment escape me.

After nodding my head yes, she slid off her panties and fumbled for a condom. She got on her back, spread her legs, and put her index finger against her lips to motion that we needed to be quiet.

So there I was, doinking this gal while laying a mere 2 to 3 feet away from my neighbor's head. I was able to thrust without any mattress noise, but she wrapped one of her hands behind my head to keep my head from moving and mouth from moaning as she was vigorously kissing me. This was my first time engaging in near-voyeuristic sex and the titillation definitely added to the excitement.

Finally after a few minutes I exploded, and suddenly we were done. I gave her the 500,000 and she didn't ask me for extra for the massage, so the effective price of the extra service was 400,000. I'd gladly pay it again to feel the tactile caress of a gentle hand rubbing my glans from behind.

To sum it up, I had another great visit in Jakarta. I have another trip scheduled during the Christmas holiday, but I've already made a reservation to stay in the Sarinah area and hit some new spots. My liver needs time to dry out after this trip.

[Banana Boi]

I have visited Jakarta multiple times. To date, I have NEVER been asked to show my Return Ticket.
I was asked about the reason for my visit and length of stay.

I have only been asked for this once on my many trips. I was a bit surprised I was asked. Since it was only a border run from Thailand I had one. I'm guessing it's totally random.