Kansai: Kobe-Osaka-Nara-Kyoto

[Ozboy]

I didn't specify, but they ended up charging me the freestyle. So specify to save that extra 3k I guess.

[Lion]

A place called Comterose does outcall.

I got the 70 minute course (pricey, like more than 20,000 yen.) Didn't know what the course would entail. She didn't seem to have hard and fast rules either, just no sex (the website has all sorts of "courses" listed but she sort of ignored all that.) Wasn't into anal, either. But pretty fun.

Goes without sayin': Don't screw this one up. I'M gonna leave you to search for the website. Do a little footwork.

Edit: the FS, was, of course, with a raincoat.

Good report-thanks for adding to the list of successes.
Do you remember if you ordered the Health or Freestyle course?

[Ozboy]

A place called Comterose does outcall.

The women they use all have their faces blurred on the website. Most of them are married, according to the girl I was with.

She was tall, had great legs. No chest to speak of. Very kind and frank. She was okay-looking, but became prettier as we went on. Very helpful, almost explaining to me the exact way to do things. No honban allowed, she said. I got the 70 minute course (pricey, like more than 20,000 yen.) Didn't know what the course would entail. She didn't seem to have hard and fast rules either, just no sex (the website has all sorts of "courses" listed but she sort of ignored all that.) Wasn't into anal, either. But pretty fun.

After about half an hour of me bringing her to the brink, she gave me a BBBJ. The best I have had in my life. Spent a long time down there. Really took pride in her work, it seems. She seemed very relaxed. Then she decides hey, if its me she'll do FS. Wasn't expecting it, didn't push it, had only asked earlier "Dou shimashou ka?" and she had mentioned offhandedly no honban. So now she was saying "If you want to, I can do it with you."

Twist my arm. Great time. She seemed to really enjoy herself. We were done 10 minutes early. Talked a lot about the shop, her past loves, etc. Sweet girl.

Arranged it all in Japanese over the phone. Seemed like a real solid business. Lots of women to choose from. Think it's strictly DH, no HH option. They did want to establish I could communicate in Japanese, though, so if you got no language skills, you may be outa luck.

Goes without sayin': Don't screw this one up. I'M gonna leave you to search for the website. Do a little footwork.

Edit: the FS, was, of course, with a raincoat.

[Lion]

I'm heading to Osaka and Kyoto for a couple of days in July.

I'm searching for:

Any foreigner-friendly bars or clubs to get a drink and chat up some local girls that are into giajin.

Any porno superstore in town where I can stack up on the best JAV has to offer.

I think I'll be staying at the Sheraton near Osaka castle.

Any leads or suggestions from a resident there?

RTFF
and since there aren't many posts on Osaka Nampa...

Kansai Time Out, Kansai Scene, Japanzine all list bars and events in Kansai. Pick them up at the Kinokunya bookstore in Umeda Hankyu Station (Osaka), or many bars or bookstores in the area.

This site lists a few of the popular places.
http://www.10best.com/Osaka,Japan/Nightlife/

[Gaijin Otoko]

I'm heading to Osaka and Kyoto for a couple of days in July.

I'm searching for:

Any foreigner-friendly bars or clubs to get a drink and chat up some local girls that are into giajin.

Any porno superstore in town where I can stack up on the best JAV has to offer.

I think I'll be staying at the Sheraton near Osaka castle.

Any leads or suggestions from a resident there?

Suggestions:
1. RTFF
2. Buy your JAV outside of the country. It is nearly impossible for a gaijin who is only there for a short time to find the uncensored stuff because it's illegal, and I'm assuming you don't have the language or cultural skills to make the hookups necessary to score "the good stuff."
3. Go online and check out which bars are referenced in Kansai Time Out. Or you can run a search online for "Osaka Nightlife Guide." Those are the gaijin-friendly bars. (Although I can't think of a time I've run across a gaijin-unfriendly bar. I think you mean English-speaking bar. Unless you are worried about stumbling into a yakuza-bar or something like that. The clip joints that rip off foreigners are nearly all in Kabuki-cho. Avoid aggressive African touts like the plague, but then I can't really remember seeing them outside of Kabuki-cho either. Point of clarification - Kabuki-cho is in Tokyo, not Osaka. What I'm trying to say is that places that prey on foreigners seem to be limited to Tokyo.) If you are looking for a bar where J-Girls gather and wait to snag and shag a gaijin-guy, I think you'll be sorely disappointed. It's not like some parts of Thailand or the Philippines. It might have something to do with Japan being the world's second largest economy.
4. Lois seems to be quite freaky, I can't imagine why you would want anything else. This seems more like a Quagmire e-mail.
5. RTFF. You will find that folks here are rather unforgiving of newbies who come in and ask broad questions that have often been answered in detail previously. Just a friendly tip.
6. If you have no Japanese language ability, and no Japanese-speaking friend to guide you, you will find the going difficult. You might wish to consider the Osaka "branch" of Asian Mystique, the most gaijin-friendly P4P option available.
7. Did I already mention RTFF?

[Peter Griffin]

I'm heading to Osaka and Kyoto for a couple of days in July.

I'm searching for:

Any foreigner-friendly bars or clubs to get a drink and chat up some local girls that are into giajin.

Any porno superstore in town where I can stack up on the best JAV has to offer.

I think I'll be staying at the Sheraton near Osaka castle.

Any leads or suggestions from a resident there?

[Dumamay]

I am getting familiar with the scenarios described in the report. What I find is that we just need to be good customers. Enjoy good service and pay. We shall not abuse it (aka following rules, like violence shallnot be accepted, etc)

But increasingly, I see a trend of bitching behaviors in the business in Asia especially north: once they have enough money, they change their way, and indeed cheat more, which means cost more and no penetration, etc.

I have avoided Jp for a long 7 years, although I ignore so many Japanese schoolmates when I was in school. They are nice. And outgoing, super-cute and sexy.

Now tomorrow my first time I will ever enter Tokyo on a 32 hours trip. It is enough. I will hope to score P2P rather than running into trouble with learning the language and touts. Let's do it a better or normal way, raising the hope for a LT relationship that can last whenever it can.

However, if it comes to a bad market in general that can colonize the gaijins by a few stinky ugly pussies, wow, I feel ashame that way. I suggest you guys japan gaijin all buy a weekend ow ticket to China. Expensive, I know. But you can preplan, then once in China, buy a rt ticket to japan. Cheap! Then you can partially manipulate the market in japan by giving less demand.

General McArthur would feel bad if we just have to beg to pay and quietly surrender on all terms that the ugly japanese "hookers" and touts give us.

Truly the law of majority give them the strength if we go alone, this nothing we can do. Hmm.

I've been using this website for two years, especially the tokyo part. Thanks to the report, I could find some gaijin friendly shop and had lots of fun. I think it's my time to contribute now.

At first, I would like to present some few thougths about the fuzoku industry and how as a gaijin, we should behave. These things had been presented over and over but let me remind them.

The fuzoku industry is made for japanese. They don't need our money, they have already enough customers, especially in the best rank shop.

Gaijin doesn't understand the rules, gaijin are carrying deseases, gaijin are rude, gaijin wants to fuck the lady, they don't understand japanese. And so on.

They don't want gaijin! It's too much trouble for them.

In order to have the maximum success rate, I try to follow those rules, rules presented over and over in this website:

1. Dress well and be clean. A suit, clean shoes and a good shower. And sober.

2. Check the website. Understand the different course, options. Do we play in an hotel or a room of the shop?

3. Read, understand and follow the rules. They are usually written in the website. Rules depends on the shop but basically honban is forbidden (except in chineese joint and am) which means no penetration. People who tried to do this, japanese or gaijin, will be in a serious trouble.

4. Be polite. EVEN when you are not sathisfied or rejected by the owner. Always thanks the girl and the tenshou.

3 and 4:

This is very important especially fo other gaijin. If you screw up, gaijin won't be accept in this shop and probably in others as a consequence. So don't be egoiste, it's not because you didn't like it that we have to suffer the consequence. It happens many many times because of some assholes who leeches information, are rudes with the tenshou or the lady, don't follow the rule and that's why people are reluctant to give nice address now. I don't mind that people use the information (I did it) but be fair. It's hard to find good place, it takes time and for me, some courage because I'm always scared to screw up things.

Even when I follow those rules, I'm often rejected, it's life. I'll try another one. Go in the morning or between 2 and 5 in weekdays, it's when the shop is a little bit slow and when the chance to have 1 japanese customer and 1 gaijin at the front desk at the same time is low. Remember they don't want gaijin and they don't want to show that they accet gaijin.

And the last thing, Learn japanese and your success rate will skyrocket. Then if you're not fluent in japanese, and especially like me in reading in japanese, I suggest a very nice plugins for firefox. It's called rikaichan.

Ok. Now I can start.

I came from Tokyo to Osaka yesterday. It's my first time here. I did my shukudai and try to go to different shops near nihonbashi. I was really amazed by all the shop in all those street. I couldn't find my way.

A nice things about Osaka compare to Tokyo is most of the shops have the map in their website. I don't really like to call a shop before I visit, I'm not enough confident. I couldn' find any of the one I picked up because I didn't write any address. A big mistake. So I decided to go to a chineese massage joint I saw when I was on my way. Just near my hotel, there is a street with 3 or 4 different shops, all of them chineese or korean. I picked one by chance. The name is mirei. It was on the 3 or 4 floor and it was a copy of paprika in tokyo. 1man, 1 hour with honban. The tenshou was not surprised at all and told me that one american is coming often. I paid, went to the veary small room and my chineese lady came. Her name was Aki, 26yo. She was not so beautiful but very nice. We chat a little bit and she asked me where I was from, I told her but she didn't know where it was. I was very surprised as it's a very big country in Europe (no more economicaly though). Then I had a kind of bad feeling and I couldn't really appreciate the time although she was a very nice girl (but keep telling it's big it's big)

Here is the link:

http://www.mirei.tv/pc/index.htm

and the map :

http://maps.google.fr/maps?f=q&hl=fr...613153253,,0,5

Can I recommend this shop? I don't know. I don't really like those kind of shop, I'm not at all in honban. I did regret to spend 1man there and regret that I didn't do my shukudai right. After returning to my hotel, I search for information on chineese esute shop. There are everywhere and probably most are gaijin friendly even with a low level of japanese.

some website :

http://asianesthe.jp/minami.htm

http://www.kankokuesute.com/search1/index.php?city=3

I will stay a week in osaka so I will try different shop and report it there.

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[Saint Of Killers]

Has anyone been to Toukaen-Toukakyo-Shangri-la recently and have any recommendations on ladies? I used to go with Yume or Ruru but I'm interested in trying some other girls. And has anyone tried the other places that are in the same building?

[Grossman]

I am happy to share via PM. I don't like posting my favorites to the whole membership though as some asshole will fuck it up for me (I'm talking from experience here).

Thanks Lion, I don't have PM, but in any case I pretty much understand where you're coming from. There is certainly potential for idiots to screw up your good thing.

Cheers anyway!

[Lion]

Ahh, that's interesting. But there are so many sites, and I've been refused before for simply stating in an email that I was a foreigner, so I thought I'd pulled a coup this time.

Anyway, would you care to share any other deri places you know of that are J-speaker, gaijin friendly?

I am happy to share via PM. I don't like posting my favorites to the whole membership though as some asshole will fuck it up for me (I'm talking from experience here).

[Azure Knight]

There are a couple of these posts recently.
I suspect they are just teasers, but anyone with a valid experience speak up.

http://osaka.craigslist.jp/cas/1207934090.html
http://osaka.craigslist.jp/cas/1183248542.html

Since they seemed to be in my neighborhood, I sent an email. I got replies back pretty fast, apparently from the husband. He was saying that I could come by even that day, or pretty much anytime I wanted since we lived so close. I asked for pics or stats of the wife and was largely ignored; and when my only mail was for asking about the wife, I never heard back from him.

Verdict? Might be real, but the wife may not be anything you would actually want. I'd say don't waste your time.

[Grossman]

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but ikenai okusan is totally gaijin friendly. You would have gotten a girl whether or not they thought you were gaijin. I've used the place since I got to Osaka, and I'll take my friends there too. This place also happens to be a hotel health so you can go their store and for the same price as delivery get a girl (hotel fee isn't technically included, it's 3000 extra but delivery is 3000 more than heading to the store so it's the same price).

Edit:

To clarify they're gaijin friendly as long as you speak Japanese. If you don't they probably won't help you.

Ahh, that's interesting. But there are so many sites, and I've been refused before for simply stating in an email that I was a foreigner, so I thought I'd pulled a coup this time.

Anyway, would you care to share any other deri places you know of that are J-speaker, gaijin friendly?

[Lion]

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but ikenai okusan is totally gaijin friendly. You would have gotten a girl whether or not they thought you were gaijin. I've used the place since I got to Osaka, and I'll take my friends there too. This place also happens to be a hotel health so you can go their store and for the same price as delivery get a girl (hotel fee isn't technically included, it's 3000 extra but delivery is 3000 more than heading to the store so it's the same price).

Edit:
To clarify they're gaijin friendly as long as you speak Japanese. If you don't they probably won't help you.

Nice report, Grossman. Glad to know of another Gaijin-friendly winner.

For novices:
Delivery until 7pm is 70min/18,000-so unless the delivery is to your home or business hotel you are probably better off with the Hotel plan, since that is 70min/15,000+hotel 2-3,000

If you search out the specials you can save 2-5,000 at many shops.

I had a late 20s gal who'd rank a 7 or 8 the other day through a "free" course (meaning they chose who to sent). She said her shop doesn't care the nationality, as long as you can communicate your address and request you are good to go. Sometimes they tell her it will be a foreigner, sometimes they don't. Hard to say whether they know over the phone or not.
10,000+3000 transport+2700 hotel=15,700 total for 77minutes.

[Zcorps]

I am a total white boy, but with reasonable Japanese (about level 2, ni-kyuu) so I guess I have a chance of passing myself off as Japanese in an email or on the phone. So I switch the language on my computer over to Japanese, surf a few deriheru sites and come across one I've seen a few times before: http://ikenai.jp/main.html

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but ikenai okusan is totally gaijin friendly. You would have gotten a girl whether or not they thought you were gaijin. I've used the place since I got to Osaka, and I'll take my friends there too. This place also happens to be a hotel health so you can go their store and for the same price as delivery get a girl (hotel fee isn't technically included, it's 3000 extra but delivery is 3000 more than heading to the store so it's the same price).

Edit:
To clarify they're gaijin friendly as long as you speak Japanese. If you don't they probably won't help you.

[Grossman]

So here I am in Osaka with the day off, and some time to kill, and rather than just blowing the day off with video games I thought I'd try something constructive - order some delivery health.

I am a total white boy, but with reasonable Japanese (about level 2, ni-kyuu) so I guess I have a chance of passing myself off as Japanese in an email or on the phone. So I switch the language on my computer over to Japanese, surf a few deriheru sites and come across one I've seen a few times before: http://ikenai.jp/main.html

There's a button for "write a letter to one of the women" so I clicked that, read the instructions and hit the mail button. There are certain details you must fill in - your name, phone number, the time you want her, the girl you want, and any options you would like. Fire off that form, then in about 5 mins I got a call from a guy (the driver it turns out) and he confirms it's me, and the girl I wanted and the kinky options I asked for. (I had to laugh when he read back to me over the phone totally non-plussed "so you want your ass licked right?). She couldn't make it at the time I specified, but he said half an hour later would be OK if that's OK with me - I said yep, and he asked for my address, which I gave and that was it. He said he's call when they got near my place. I passed myself off! So far so good.

Now I just have to convince the girl once she arrives. I had an hour to think about it. I cleaned up my place, but some trad jazz on the stereo, had a shave and put on a suit and tie. I want her to be completely at ease with me and to come across as clean cut as I can.

Then at 5.30 (the time she's meant to come) I get another call from the driver. He's lost and needs directions. Fuck, this could be tricky and if I slip up just even a little, I could blow my chances. So I explained the basic area, what my building looks like, what side of the road it was on, and what shops it was near. (damn Japanese street address system, or lack of it, is burning me here!). Anyway, he says he understands and he's on the way. Cool! Part 2 passed. 10 minutes later I get a ring on the intercom from the lobby - it's her. I buzz her up and pray to certain deities that I can get the job done. She opens the door, sees my face, and takes a big start, and a small step back. No, I don't look so scary, but she clearly wasn't expecting a gaijin, and out comes her keitai and she calls (I presume) the driver. Oh shit, so close yet so far, I'm thinking. But all she says to him is "OK, I'm inside".

Go team!

She looks at me with a sly smile now and says, "Gee you really fooled the driver, he told me you were Japanese. And your Japanese is pretty good, isn't it!" I give the traditional demur. Money is exchanged first, 18,000 yen for 50 min course. A bit pricey, but I've got some options added to the standard course, so I can't complain. She seems nice and apart from the initial shock, she's cool with me. She asks if she can take a shower, and does, I get mostly undressed and 5 mins later I'm hitting it. She listed deep throat as one of her specialties and I asked for some of that, it wasn't really deep throat but I gave her an A for enthusiasm, she really tried to get down on it, but couldn't really get her nose in my pubis. Anyway it was a good blow. She is super thin, which is a bonus for me - other guys probably want more meat on the bones, but not I. I ask for an ass lick and she gets down there with great enthusiasm. Wow - I should have taken a shower too, I think to myself with a smile. Too bad I took a dump already that day, but she doesn't mind at all. I'm not into full sex, so we don't go there, but I'm sure she would have if I wanted. Then I ask if I can come in her mouth and she's like "hells yeah! Some girls don't like that but I'm a different type. Shoot it in me". The clouds parted and a ray of light shone down from heaven. Angels sung.

When we finished we chatted for a while, she cleaned up, I destroyed evidence. I wanted to get as much info for future attempts as I possibly could, so I turned conversation over to gaijin customers and how we can maximize chance of getting some deriheru. She said she's fine with gaijin (American she clarifies) - she guesses I'm American, but I'm not, but if they were Chinese, she wonders whether she could communicate smoothly - that might be a dealbreaker, she thinks. She said, I should be fine with her shop, but some girls might refuse, she's not sure.

Then we played some video games and chatted until the time ran out and she left. I got a yoroshiku, so I think I can call on her again.

Data:
*Body Type - slender, really slender. An A-cup by American standards.
*Face - kitsune, but not so attractive. Not a real turn off, but not a looker either.
*Kinkyness - yup.
* Friendliness - yup
*Technique - Mixed emotions, the Deepthroat was a dissapointment, but really, after 10 years in Japan, I didn't really expect a true deepthroat. It was OK. The ass-licking was long, full and thorough.
GFE - very.

Cheers to all! If your Japanese language (written and spoken) is good enough, give them a try.

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