Tokyo

[Crazy Jim Wood]

went to tsubame kmp last night (tsubame means "swallow" as in the bird--very auspicious name for a kmp in my book) between jr yokohama's sagamihara and yabe stations. it is only two stops from machida.i was actually on my way to mermaid but as i was waiting for the elelvator trying to figure out how to read mermaid's kanji name, the elevator door opened and all the mermaid girls walked out. they were all very beautiful and fashionable in their street clothes. the management did a nice job--they found a matched set of prancers, all the same slender, classic korean beauties. the one i saw the other night was like, "oh, it's you!" and told me sorry but they were all off to yokohama for new year's festivities. she was very apologetic and one of her friends reffered me to tsubame.tsubame is located on the 6th floor of the same building as mermaid, that fine establisment being on the 5th floor.the eleveator opens directly into the kmp. the girls were not matched like at mermaid and were a little bit more rustic, but variety is the spice of life. my date for the hour was very young with just a little acne on her face but otherwise skin was super smooth and had more pleasant rounding than the slim girls down stairs. she could actually sit on my back comfortably--those slender beauties always feel sharp. not a classic beauty perse, but quite agreeable for a roll in the hay.standard rates for kmps in this area--8,000 for basic service (40 min massage with hj), 11,000 for vip session (60 min, sumata). you get a member card and your 10th visit is on the house.girl didn't know what to do with foreign devil at first but she soon warmed up. even did some daty--which i never do on these girls. but she was so young and fresh, only in country for two months, not a hardened veteran just a college girl trying to scrape together funds for tuition, and when she put her small, tight cute ass in my face while doing the cbj i figured what the hell. only problem was she could have trimmed the hedge and edged the path, it was long enough to floss, but once i parted the undergrowth it was very firm, smooth and moist, quite delectable with no detectable odor or taste albeit just a little tingly, so seems like she used some type of antiseptic.unfortunately she would do no more than sumata and she seemed even a little bored with that so i had her finish with a very competent, unrushed hj sans latex. she was quite exuberant other than during sumata and we actually had like one neverending conversation from the time she led me back into her chambers until i left which made for a very enjoyable overall experience.highly recommend mermaid or tsubame if sumata with fine young koreans is your thing. very foreigner friendly although you have to know japanese or korean since they speak no english. meter parking on the street is free after 6 pm but tends to fill up after 9 pm.in addition to the mermaid-tsubame building, a little distant from the station, there are four kmps within a block of the sagamihara station itself, but it looks a little congested so i haven't been into that warren yet.cjw

[Homer69]

Nippori Paradise comments and questions.Great intel from D Jamm, Gyoas, Clomonger and Crazy Jim. It sounds like a gaijin winner for those of us who are just looking for HJ release without any risk of disease or pissing off (too much) our real girlfriend if she found out (heh).Are KMP (in particular, this KMP) licensed or unlicensed? Does it matter?Gyoas says upper level Japanese is required to get in while Crazy Jim say's it's gaijin friendly. Is it OK for us light skinned gaijin?What is the room layout? Do I need to protect my wallet, keys, extra cash, etc.? How do you protect it while you're "busy" taking a shower or getting a massage?Does the 8K/2K massage have a time limit? If so, how long?Do they let you put your finger in them and how do you find out if this is OK? Safe "non-sex" is what I'm curious about, no DATY, although that would be wonderful except for the risk.What is the layout of the "assisted shower" and how does it work?Sorry for the lame questions. In the future, I will have a very short amount of time to visit this place and I want to make sure of everything before I take the trip out to Nippori.Lastly, are there any other KMP like Paradise (gaijin-friendly, easy access, 10K or less, save non-sex HJ, around the Tokyo/Kawasaki/Yokohama area that are recommended)Akemashite Omedeto Gozaimasu, Happy New Year to all.

[Nampanator]

Guys, in Tokyo now, will be staying until the 10th or so. Just wanted to report that the new place, E-L-O, is not gaijin friendly. I used the directions to find it, and went up about 12:43. I explained to them that I knew a little Japanese, and if it was ok (I said it right off the bat because he might have confused me for a native, but my Japanese is not strong enough to answer any questions he might have had.) Unfortunately, he said something I did not understand, and made an X symbol, so I guess I was out of luck. Another hint to find it is to keep an eye out for a place on the first floor that says E Information. It is in pink, and it is not hard to miss. It is actually a resource for pink salons and other similar places around Tokyo, quite useful if you know Japanese. They even have PCs with Internet Access, from where I am typing right now. Kind of bummed, I hyped myself by going to their webpage (http://www.e-l-o.com), and now I am left empty handed. If only Hino and Seiki 21 didn`t still have that clap problem, I would have gone there in a second. Maybe someone in the area can help me out on this place? Sai? Endowed? I know it`s a new place, and am willing to try it out for the community here.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

D Jamm,When I went to Nippori Paradise they had a sliding payment plan, the HJ was 8k, plus 2k for nude HJ, plus 3k for sumata. The sumata option was not offered at the door but was offered by the girl in the room. So, the 10k probably included a HJ and she only wanted 3k more for sumata.Mermaid KMP:Went to new (new to me) KMP Sunday night. Halfway between JR Yokohama's Sagamihara Station and Yabe Station.Price was right, 11k for nude massage and sumata. I think it was 8k for basic service.Facilities did not include table shower, but otherwise were very nice, and the shower was assisted if not on a table.Nice girl, beautiful skin, not a single blemish on her body (and I looked). Beautiful face, large almond eyes, full lips, red hair and a nice, friendly attitude. Slender but not bony, small breasts with nice nipples, classic Korean beauty. Only faintest aroma of kimchi. But then, these days I get hard when I smell kimchi.Started with assisted shower. Said she was a college student, into foreigners and we talked about movies, pop music, etc. On to CBJ, then sumata, cowgirl hand in front, cowgirl hand in back, as she leaned over me supporting herself with her free hand with perky little breasts bouncing in my face. She got tired and wanted me to finish on top. It looked like she was actually enjoying it, she didn't moan loud and fake like they normally do, but her nipples got hard, her eyes rolled back in her head and she got chicken skin then afterward she said she was really hot and we took another shower together.Then the guy at the front came back and yelled at us to hury up. Seemed like he runs a tight ship, but maybe I'll go back and see how deep this girl's interest in the foreign devils runs.

[D Jamm]

For those of you into the KMP scene, I just returned from the Nippori 'Paradise'. I stupidly volunteered to give the guy 10,000 at the start, thinking that would be the whole cost-- but when the girl had me on the shower table, she asked for another 3k.. so I ended up paying her.. at total of 13k. Anyway the girl, Naomi was short and cute, body a bit dumpy but not bad. She gave a great massage and excellent hand job and sumata, where she got the closest to penetration without actually penetrating.It was a great hj, and I was able to DATY as well.I asked her about foreigners and she said there was no problem. You wont get fs here, but its a good massage and a happy ending. The place is clean and there are about 5 girls working the place. Just be nice to the girls and we wont ever have a problem getting in.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Tocsin,I believe I have been to King's in SF before. Doggy with a rather buxom lass of Korean extraction if my memory serves me. Unfortunately haven't had the pleasure of Tijuana.As for Tokyo FS, soaplands are pricey but seem to work. I was up on the Kyushu scene, nice Soaplands there, but I haven't been to any in the Kanto plains so can't help you there.I generally don't push the MPs for FS. Sometimes I just want her to do all the work, sans latex. It's also cheaper. And you can always get the real deal on the side.Now Sailing seems to be the FS guru in this area. He is starting to get me interested in his nefarious parties.Not to change the subject, but did you sample Orange's saucy delights?Share your report with us all!

[Tocsin]

Crazy Jim,Again..,. thanks for the superb intel.I am used to other types of AMP scenes like the ones in Washington, DC and San Francisco. Very good massages and pretty damn good sex. If you are in DC, try Downtown. In SF, try eiither King's or Empire. I am also a veteran of the Tijuana club scene. ANything like that here for foreigners? I hear that there exists Filipina farms... code word for sex parties. Not orgies but meeting places for women who will have sex with you for money... much like the Tijuana scene but in private apartments.Later

[Soujourn]

In reiteration:Please read my earlier posts and those of Skinless. Then you fellow mongers won't be wasting your money on flakey esute services that abound in Tokyo.Again, in Shibuya area, if you simply walk from the JR east exit just to the 2nd right of 109 you will pass Gas Panic on your right.1) Opposite HMV, Century 21 and another pink salon2) Just past the next intersection next to Club Pure on the right - 2F - Pink Salon, 5F, 6F Chinese esute that has best gorls and service. Look for the young chinese woman tout and her friend 'Yo'. He will give you preferred service, just mention S- Set.Walking from East exit, just right of 109 towards Citibank on the left. Before McDonalds turn left. About 25m you will see sign for E-L-O, a new Pink Salon.Refer to Skinless posts for Okubu action.Refer to other posts for Yokohama and other strolls.At the minimum:Pink Salons: 8kjpy for 1 or 2 girls - BBBJ/ 30min. Arrive between 5pm - 7pm for better discount.Esute: 15kjpy - 60min FS, unrushed and pleasantGaijiin Friendly Health or Image: 45min - 15kjpy - BBBJ, sumata, maybe FS depending on your rapport.Gaijiin Friendly Escorts: 60min, massage, BBBJ, maybe FS - up to 30kJPYOther options:Sex Parties: Need to talk to Sailing or other Japanese native to participate.Nanpa: Use your own skills and hit the hot spots like Motown, Heartland, etcHave a happy!

[Crazy Jim Wood]

The internet address says it all, "Miss Puke." (http://home.att.ne.jp/moon/mebius/misspuke/)I visited the Yaesu location (2 minute walk from JR Tokyo Station) today.Rates were high (12,000 for full body, 16,000 full body w/ oil) and the special package deal (testicular massage) was an extra 2-3,000. Well, the combination of price, the words 'full-body' and the package deal (please excuse pun) seemed to guarantee a happy ending. At any Korean place, this would be 90 min topped with sumata.Well, I got an excruciaitng massage which I only endured since I thought I would be rewarded in the end. Then after 2 hours of hell, she's like, 'wait a minute, the shower is almost ready.'For some people who actually go there for the massage they might like it, but I was like, 'The shower's what? That's it?'Then I got the package deal as an add-on (no pun intended here either) and she gave a 30 minut testicular massage. Well, I know I don't have prostrate cancer now, but she wouldn't touch the shaft. She said that would be sexual and Miss Puke is a reputable massage parlor. Well I'll be damned if a ball massage without touching the shaft is not the most medeival and f*cked up thing... from now on instead of saying "you're the type of guy whould would f*ck someone up the assh*le without a reach around" I can say "you're the type of guy whould would massage someones package without touching the shaft."She was very sweet about it, but she said that the police hassle them all the time, so they are strictly legit.Well, unless you are going there for the massage, stay away from Miss Puke. Also watch out for their other locations in Ikebukuro, Machida, etc.While ambling around the area, I also saw a Shanghai-style esute (they said no release) and a Korean place called Kora or something like that. I didn't go in there, so there is still hope of release within 5 minutes of Tokyo station, but that reoprt will have to wait until another day.

[Hog88]

Hi guys,I am planning to visit Tokyo in February for couple days. I don't speak Japanese language. Can someone recommend an escort that can help me getting around the city and accompany me at nights? Or can someone give me some input? Where to live? Where to go?I only have couple days so I like to spend my time as wisely as possible.Thanks in advanced for your help.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Tocsin,I visited Orange once or twice under its previous management. Girl was young but not experienced. There was no table shower offered. I recommend Ruby first, since it has a table shower.I was at Ruby a few weeks back and they had a hard body, young attendant, looked just like one of the hard bodies you see in Waikiki, blonde hair, nutty brown skin, no tan line, nicely toned muscles, who gave very good service, decent CBJ, but she has now moved on (to Kinugasa). Very sexy, looks Japanese, even has a good Japanese accent, but is Korean to the core. I got her number and am planning to visit here over the holiday season at her new location and will make a full report. Maybe she will be up for a one-on-one...As for the others, Venus, Rich, Orange, the choice really boils down to location (Venus and Rich are very exposed, Orange is in a back alley) availability (all can be crowded on Friday-Saturday night) and which girl/management you prefer.Or, since I haven't been to Orange under its new management and their haven't been any reports on it, maybe you can go there and make the first report. Who knows, they may have a table shower now.With the Korean places, you are guaranteed good service at fair price as long as you don't go on a busy weekend night.As for the warren back behind Denny's, those look like Japanese-only high priced cabaret-type clubs. I believe the girls at Denny's are your average amateurs and would probably react to you the way any other girl would, insane giggling, running away. etc.As to FS, I believe it is impossible in the shop (or will get the girl fired). FS is out but sumata is nice not the same but no condom no worries of STD...If you must have FS, date her. Half the time they just give you their number so they can get your business, but even massage girls have to fuck sometime so if you click with a girl visit her and only her a few times, take her out once or twice for drinks on slow nights, then date her on her one night a month off for free.Good luck,CJW

[Sailing]

Hey,Just found another adult party in Takadanobaba which is staffed with J-girls I have not checked out the quality of the place as yet, I have been waiting to find out whether some of the guys that have wanted me to take them are going or not. If not I will go alone to check out the place but if they are in I don`t want to pay again to go. I don`t know whether they will take non-Japanese guys but they said they would take my friend, I just didn`t mention that my "friend" was not Japanese.

[Tocsin]

Crazy Wood Jim....Thanks for the intel. I am brand spanking new to Japan. I have seen the sign for Orange when I walked past Mikasa Mall the other day. How does it rate? I have been told the FS is a no-no in Yokosuka and that I would have to venture to Yokohama for it. Is this true? What about the chicks hanging out in the neighborhood near Denny's. They look like hookers but none of them has said a thing to me. What's the deal with them?

[Exodus]

Hey Fats, your guess was right it is 30k for 120 minutes. However, it is true that this price only reflects the house fee. They are open from 11am till 12pm. If you call the number, they will pick you up from a number of stations in the Ueno area. If you need the names of the station, tell me and I will post them in alphabet format.Have fun, and don't forget to share the experience with us!

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Hi all,Update on Yokosuka situation (see my post of 11-02-03 for more info). I visited the Korean massage parlor (KMP) Rich a few times over the past month.(Please see map for exact locations).I had previously avoided Rich because the entrance is very exposed. You can easily find it, it is right next to KMP Venus, on Dobuita-dori, the street that runs parallel to route 16. It has an obnoxious yellow door that opens right into the street.See my post of 11-02-03 for detailed directions.When you enter, you go up the stairs right into the main room. The massage tables are behind curtains only, no walls, so it is a little drafty.However, I was always the only customer and their was only one girl (Yuki) and mama-san (Ms Shin). They said another girl comes over when a ship is in port.Yuki gave great service, massage, bbbj, sumata and we chatted for an hour or so until mama-san yelled at us.Shower available, assisted if you like, but no room for body shampoo table and with the draft, why bother?Price was right, 10,000 for bbbj, sumata. Older girl but service was great. Bbbj is not the standard in Yokosuka so some might find added value there, although it made me a little nervous (but it was good).