Kuala Lumpur

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

Just returned to the Philippines after my Christmas vacation in Kuala Lumpur. Woke up one weekday morning with a sign from the Greek god Phallus that I was long overdue for some daytime action.

KL abounds with "gentlemen's spas", which I believe are priced today at around 300 MYR / session. Sanitary, scripted and safe places, but they don't satisfy the Stanley and Livingstone side of me. After all, if you suffer from wanderlust, you need to wander far to satisfy your lust.

So I arrived at my favorite daytime hangout, called the ACE Building ("Richmoore Hotel Kuala Lumpur" on Google Maps) at around 1 pm. There are plenty of reviews here about ACE but very few in the post-pandemic time. For those who have been there previously, rest assured that the environment and set-up has not changed since I last visited long ago.

I'd estimate there were around 35 women on the floor at one time, going through a relatively quick rotation as an equal number of women were exiting the elevator to replenish the ones going upstairs. It wouldn't surprise me if the hotter gals were doing upwards of 10 customers per shift.

As I was going to see this through to the end, I ordered the big bottle of Carlsburg for around 23 MYR, equal to two small bottles. I parked my arse in front of an air conditioner and didn't have to wait long for the sharks to start circling my table.

It appears the Chinese gals and customers tend to congregate on the side near the beer vendor, which is the only air conditioned area. The hotter side is where the Viet gals and subcontinental guys hang out.

During my first 10 minutes of sitting, at least 6 older Sino haggies stopped by, and I waved them all away. Then came girl #7, who would not leave my table even after a fervent shooing from my hand.

My first clue that she was not Chinese was when she said, "I care youuuuuu", which sounded something a Thai gal would say. Turns out this gal was Viet, from HCMC. The rest of her English vocabulary was "massage", "ice cream" (fellatio), "happy happy", and "I wub you".

I'd estimate her height / weight to be 5' 5" and 120 lbs, with no discernible belly fat and wearing booty shorts with a boobsy top.

But what was most striking about her was how much her face and hair resembled American actress Jennifer Aniston. In my prime, Jennifer was the gold standard. I wasn't going to pass this one up even though I prefer a darker skin tone.

She then asked if she could drink some of my beer, to which I agreed. She found a glass and we drained the bottle together as she babbled a bit in her language while holding my hand and sensually running her fingertips up and down my thigh.

As best as I could determine, for 100 MYR, I would receive a massage, ice cream, and boom boom in her upstairs cubicle. A mere $22 USD, so I could definitely write it off as a loss if she turned out to be a dud.

The most interesting part of the adventure is waiting for the slow elevator with the other short-time couples. We were the 7th couple in line, with all the customers being dark-skinned Indian-types with light skinned Viets. Those gals all ignored their customers-to-be, but mine was all lovey dovey in line and seemingly basking in the positive comments she was getting from the other gals for bagging a rare Caucasian.

We got undressed and she offered me a towel as we went outside the room for a cat bath. As for the "act", I must admit she exceeded sexpectations as she was primed and naturally lubed for the event. We kissed for about a minute and luckily, she gave me a two-minute blow job without a condom. The BJ was conducted with me laying down and her body placed in the 69 position. She balanced herself with one knee against the wall and then swung her hairy pussy right above my head in case I wanted to DATY, which I refused.

Soon after, she rolled onto her back, and I rose and straddled her legs. Unexpectedly, she took my cock and pulled it toward her snatch without a condom, but I immediately stopped and retrieved my latex insurance policy from under the pillow.

She was tight and wet, and my medium sized schlong entered her easily. Her pelvis thrusting was superb and her body shuddered right before I climaxed, so I guess I had my A game today.

She offered me the free body massage before cleaning ourselves up, but I declined. No upselling, and no tip asked for and none offered.

While standing in front of the elevator, she gives me a big hug and says, "I love you", over and over. If her parents were there, I'm sure there would have been a shot gun wedding today.

A lot has changed in KL over the last 10 years. The Chow Kit houses are gone, as are the Brickfields and Petaling Street dirt cheap bordellos. Of course, the Beach Club did not survive the pandemic, rest its soul.

But the ACE Building / Hotel Richmoore survives and even thrives, as there was a huge bevy of ladies in the early afternoon, of which some were young and moderately attractive Viets.

As I've written in long ago posts here, it's unsanitary, chaotic, and full of piranhas, but it has an amazing low budget atmosphere. It resembles the cantina scene in the original Star Wars movie and I've never seen another place quite like it. With the right girl it is great value for the money. Every guy should go at least once.

[Paradoxxal]

I have no idea why my previous report didn't get approval but I want to warn others trying to find escorts through telegram.

Some of those groups will ask for a deposit first. There's a 70% chance you will get scammed. Tried a few and most of them will bait and switch.

If you're a foreigner, they will ask for your race. After that, they will decide if they will allow booking or not. Some will offer a limited choice while some will decline you completely.

Oh well, that was a rough experience for me but I'll come well prepared next time I visit KL.

[Mathias037]

"Choose one of them. 500 for one shot in my hotel room.

" 500 of what? 500 Ringits?

Just back from KL. Asked a taxi driver names of clubs for pick up. He offered to send girls to hotel instead. Soon a van arrived with 3 girls. Was not satisfied. Within a few minutes another van arrived with 3 Vietnamese. Choose one of them. 500 for one shot in my hotel room. Decent but nothing memorable.

Next day visited Hokkaido. Was shown a line of 8/9 girls. Choose a very sweet Indo girl. Total GFE. Memorable experience. 260 or so.

LK.

[Watnow78]

Hey I just downloaded this app today and I was having a similar problem not being able to find people nearby. I think I did the right thing by tapping on the top left corner that pulls down a menu and I clicked people nearby? Could it be because I live in Los Angeles and there's not much activity? Also how can you just choose to look up females and not men, because I see too many dick pics LOL. Thank you.

[BKKguru]

Ramadan does not affect life in KL for our hobby. It's business as usual. There's no Malay Muslim girls in the bars we frequent, and if there is Muslim girls from other countries. Well they can do whatever they want.

This year, Ramadan starts on March 11.
I have been RTFF to determine if the Massage / Spas in KL will remain open during Ramadan.

I found a couple of posts from 2019 (including this post from Irish Mongrel).
Hope nothing has changed in last 3 years i.e. it is business as usual for these establishments.

Thanks,
~BKKguru

[LionKing777]

Just back from KL. Asked a taxi driver names of clubs for pick up. He offered to send girls to hotel instead. Soon a van arrived with 3 girls. Was not satisfied. Within a few minutes another van arrived with 3 Vietnamese. Choose one of them. 500 for one shot in my hotel room. Decent but nothing memorable.

Next day visited Hokkaido. Was shown a line of 8/9 girls. Choose a very sweet Indo girl. Total GFE. Memorable experience. 260 or so.

LK.

[Samsta]

What were the names of the two Telegram groups mentioned? I'm having trouble finding them. Thanks mate.

Dude, hope you found the groups just search: escort, KL, Outcall ETC.

Anyway here's one: sohapp88 which brought me to [Deleted by Admin]. From there I visited thier puchong branch by getting in touch with old mate on whatsapp, details are found on thier site. I rocked up and saw maybe 10 girls door by door which a friendly enough guy led me around stating names and nationality. He also mentioned some which were higher priced than usual 180 for 1 shot 240 for 2 shots in the hour.

I chose Lele or similar name from Vietnam. Massive Jugs small short frame and 95% same as her pic. Mind you thier star thai girl was unrecognisable from her pics so I didn't choose her. To be honest I wasn't getting horny fast enough for her and she kept whinging about it which definitely didn't help. She ended up giving me a handjob and said only 1 shot when I paid for 2. I did make the error of handing over cash first before the deed. Guess I didn't know how it works here vs freelancer where I would not do that.

If someone can tell me if I should just shut that down by insisting or moving on or if that's normal on these types of incall that would be appreciated.

Anyway, next night walked around chow kit as hotel was nearby. Dead as fuck even at 8 pm though I wasn't expecting much. Decided to go to havana and BB and glad I did. Lively street but only maybe 5 Viet ladies in thier late 30's standing at a particular spot near the foot massage places so I didn't start negotiations.

Also saw some lbs on the corner of Jln BB and Changkat BB and zero action on Jln Alor but great spots for dinner it seems. I even went up hotel soleil up to level 5 from a vague memory and there must be some action on another level there as there's a random Indian bloke asking me if I wanted a spa girl and it would be 350 for 45 min. He would probably just take me to Hokkaido and charge the extra 100 for himself I'm guessing. Didn't boom boom this night but recon felt good. To be clear there nothing on lvl5 hotel Soleil as far as I saw.

Tonight I was busier on badoo and got some hits with a Singaporean giving me mad chat but taking a chunk of time doing so and holding out to meet. So instead got an African to come over after matching. 1 HR for 400. Didn't look much like her pics at all but still looked sweet and so I thought let's get a BJ at least. Ended up neither of us had a condom so gave mutual oral for 20 min, and then I asked room service for a condom. They charged me 25 rn so lesson learnt there. Fooled around some more and slammed her in a few positions even though she was a far cry from the spinners I'm used to from phils or TL. Anyway got the job done on the hard floor slamming away and gave her 50 tip so 450 all up as she was so chill about the 1 hour and the interruptions. Honestly I feel alot of Asian birds would have gotten the shits but maybe it helped I agreed beforehand to pay after the deed. Oh yea.

She insisted on CD which made me want to fuck without it but no luck even after asking a few times.

All in all good round.

Now I'm wondering if I should go the short walk to CBB to see what's out tonight but it has been raining so I don't think I'll see much.

Got to get over not mongering in Angeles city as I have been there 4 weeks recently. KL is definitely alot slower but I can see the potential and hey the foods good and great hotels are cheap.

Take care all. Stay safe.

[SurfPro]

Will try to keep this a efficient as possible to help everyone out as much as I can.

Stayed in Bukit Bintang for 4 days.

Went through several websites and tried at least 5 of the top search results which all sent bait and switch girls.

I sent them all back except 1 who was really cute (still did not look anything like her picture).

Tried tinder and matched with a few girls, I met 3 girls. 2 girls looked 60% like their pics due to heavy filters and photoshops, 1 was a gem. We had dinner, drinks and back to my place.

She was cute, shy and slightly submissive which was fun and I doubt she was even a semi-pro.

No payment was discussed and no payment was made.

I searched extensively on Telegram with all possible keyword searches you can imagine.

2 groups were useful, 1 is for incall massage with FS, the other has 18 K members and sends daily profile of incoming girls from SEA with stats as well as reviews. 2 main managers, Hugo and Ahcool.

I tried this service as incall 3 times and each time to a 1 or 2 star hotel which were between 7 and 30 minutes away from Bukit Bintang and it did not disappoint (incall about 240 vs outcall with min time required and gets to 1 K).

I also tried another group that has 7 K members with a nice manager that will send you 2-3 girls and you can choose the girl you like for outcall for about 300.

I chose 1 girl that looks nice, she was very star fish like, contacted the manager, he sent her packing and came back with 3 additional girls. So even tho they did not look like their pics, the service was good.

I used the nearby function on telegram as well and found groups to which I went in the group profile. You can see the members in the group which are mostly escorts. You can reach out to them directly.

Out of the 7 girls I reached out to, I agreed on price and service with 1 and asked for video call to confirm. She came over for 2 hours for 500 and it was an amazing experience.

To talk about scams.

I took one for the team and was sent to an hotel, which was 5 min walking distance from my hotel.

I was asked to pay 200 through a purchasing some kind of e-wallet thing at a supermarket and sending the picture to the manager.

I would never usually do that but he sent me about 50 screenshots of conversations of people who did that as proof that this was the norm and it was not a scam.

There was a 30 minute conversation and I could go on and on but I decided to go ahead and let my possible loss be a lesson to anyone who will read this in the future.

I made the purchase and sent him the picture of the e-wallet which I am certain he cashed out.

He then told me that the room was not ready and I should purchase another 50 for the room.

A lot of back and forth and I cut my losses and moved on. Unfortunately.

A lot of girls on various groups and other websites also asked for a deposit of that kind and told me that this was the norm.

100 through e-wallet and 200 cash when the girl came.

It made me feel like this was the norm but I never did it again because why trust them to sent anyone.

100 might not be a lot but I can imagine them doing this to 100's of people per day and the numbers start adding up.

Hence, please, never ever, no matter how much it makes sense, pay any kind of money unless it is cash to the girl, in the room.

Went to several massage places on that declining street that has 20 massage parlors side by side. Had at least 10 massages in the 4 days I was there and only 1 offered extra services when I asked.

On the lower street, there were plenty of working girls but no more than 4/10 to my taste so I did not approach them although they approached me a lot.

Hope this helps everyone to some extent.

Pm me if you need more details and I'll be happy to help when I log back in.

What were the names of the two Telegram groups mentioned? I'm having trouble finding them. Thanks mate.

[Blue Bus]

Good post. Thanks for sharing your experience.

+ How was the overall selection at Hokkaido? Any Indonesian girls in the mix?
+ Did the Girl ask or expect a Tip?
+ Do they offer different packages? Would you repeat in this place?

Thanks,
~BKKguru

Yes there were Indonesian girls. I don't know what packages you'd want. But you could always ask but this a factory so I think they will stick to the script.

No tips are expected. And no these sort of places arn't for me, so I wouldn't do it again. I kinda like street girls haha.

[BKKguru]

Walking past Hoccaido, well might as well try it. Though I'm not a big fan of these places. Was led by a guy down hallways, up stair till finaly, into the viewing. The girls were called and 8 or so came tumbling into the room. It's hard to choose in these situations but picked a tall skinny chick. Don't know why realy.

So it's off to the room, shower then onto the bed. <snip>

Good post. Thanks for sharing your experience.

+ How was the overall selection at Hokkaido? Any Indonesian girls in the mix?
+ Did the Girl ask or expect a Tip?
+ Do they offer different packages? Would you repeat in this place?

Thanks,
~BKKguru

[Blue Bus]

So then it's Sarurday night and I need to eat. Decided to head down Changkat way with the intentjon of ending up in Havana. Ate at the above named resturant. After the meal started walking down the street, hadn't gone far when this tiny demurly dressed woman coming toward me, accidently bumped me. I looked down at her, she looked up at me. She had the face of a beutifull little mouse. I was smitten.

She kept walking then crossed the street. Quick decision, I crossed the street as well and accidently caught up with her. Hi, want a drink? So we retired to a bar and over a glass of wine started negoitons. Long time 1000 , short time 500. I pointed out to her that these prices were unacceptable and we would have to go our separate ways. She countered 400 short time and good massage thrown in. This was a price that was acceptable to me and plus I realy wanted to fuck the mouse.

Back at the thotel I had my usual problem of not being able to come with a condom, so pulled out, took the condom and fooled around a bit, some oral on her then I'm hard again so ended up fucking bare back. This might be something I'll regret one day but it is what it is. Something I'll note here is the woman I had in the morning had the smallest tits in the world but at least they were hers. The little mouse had two hard lumps of silicon.

I'm in Thailand now and noticing it alot, more than others years, silicon tits.

[Blue Bus]

I wrote a big long winded story about Saturday but by the time I finished I'd timed out and I lost the lot.

Saturday morning just wondering around BB. Walking past Hoccaido, well might as well try it. Though I'm not a big fan of these places. Was led by a guy down hallways, up stair till finaly, into the viewing. The girls were called and 8 or so came tumbling into the room. It's hard to choose in these situations but picked a tall skinny chick. Don't know why realy.

So it's off to the room, shower then onto the bed. Some impressive deep throat oral then the usual stuff. Nothing unusal. The thing that stood was she had the smallest tits I've ever seen.

But overall the place is clean and the girl was nice.

[Blue Bus]

Well I've got an eary flight tomorrow so only stayed for one drnk at Havana so early night for me. Started walking home, 50 metres later there's a different pair of black girls, eye contact then Hello, . How much? You want long time or short time? Just a price on short time short please. 400 is the offer. Chaste chaste chaste. I declined. Why you not want me? So I kept walking, past the gauntlett of all the other girls as I headed up the hill. All offering things that stirred my imagination.

So would imagine there is all sorts of delights in that area, it's funny once I passed Jalan Alore the world seemed to go back to normal. It's all happening on the street down the hill.

[Blue Bus]

Well the two black girls left for a while leaving only the girl with glasses. Then the other two girls came back and one of them started chatting to me and I promised myself to be chaste tonight. So I left and made my way down to Havana bar. My intended destination last night. Chaste, that's my name tonight, blue chaste bus.

[Blue Bus]

Once the Filipina's left then the Viets then COVID and then BC closed I crossed KL off my list.

When you say "full of" are you referring to SW or social media. What sort of SW numbers are we talking about here? Nationalilities? Even when I was there preCOVID and back in the BC and TC days SW numbers were not huge.

So we really talking Changkat area or main drag from Pavillion up to Federal Hotel?

Appreciate.

NI.

I'm in changkat right now at the Eat DrinkManWoman returant. I'm sitting outside. There is 2 delicious black women about 4 metres from me and another lesser looking white woman with glasses. They are street walkers. I've told myself to behave tonight otherwise I'd say Hi. This bit of street is crawling with working girls.