Penang

[Joseph81]

Ramli Burger very different from McDonald's in price and environment also sometimes cleanliness but both tasty.

If you carry out selective buying on the offered item, Mcdonald could be cheaper and you can spend your sweet time there as long as you like.

[Green Head]

You must thank your lucky star you are Malaysian, If you were caught by anyone in that area, you can first apply the Tun Ma stratergy which is selective amnesia. If that doesn't work, you may try Lingam theory next, "it looks like me, sound like me but it wasn't me".

If that fail too, Dr Chuah comes next, you should apologize then hope HM would forgive you like DR Chuah's wife did. Worst case scenario, maybe your HM doesn't have big heart like DR Chuah's wife, you may resort to the last alternative by using C4 like najis did, case solved

Tiu nia seng! Hahahaha! Siau de, how you come up with this idea!

[Green Head]

It's the location, bro. I don't want to be seen. Why Garden Inn, because I can park the car at the back. Why Alibaba, because park inside there. Why Traders, why Berjaya, because they have underground car park. I feel save to go there because got lesser chances of getting caught by wife, wife's friend or relatives etc. Even if they accidentally saw me there, I still have excuses. Those are hotels, everyone are free to go there. Nobody asked.

Paris ? Hock Aun ? Cathay ? Taiwan ?

What are you doing there ? Please teach me how to answer that..LOL

*joking* :P

Tell your them the Cantonese's excuse.... You want to eat there, NGAM NGAM HOU (coincidencely), there was no parking place. So you park somewhere near there, NGAM NGAM HOU your syillings dropped and roll into the hotel. After picking the syillings up, NGAM NGAM HOU you saw your friends, so you mah have little chat. After chatting NGAM NGAM HOU, your got stomachache and have to visit the toilet. Then after come out from the hotel, NGAM NGAM HOU see tiok your wife's friends there... then, that's how everything happen loh...

Cantonese's drama like to use NGAM NGAM HOU situation 1 mah :P

[MadBoss]

It's the location, bro. I don't want to be seen. Why Garden Inn, because I can park the car at the back. Why Alibaba, because park inside there. Why Traders, why Berjaya, because they have underground car park. I feel save to go there because got lesser chances of getting caught by wife, wife's friend or relatives etc. Even if they accidentally saw me there, I still have excuses. Those are hotels, everyone are free to go there. Nobody asked.

Paris? Hock Aun? Cathay? Taiwan?

What are you doing there ? Please teach me how to answer that..LOL

Paris you can park near Sunway Hotel there, it's not that far.

Hock Aun if you park inside their compound, not very visible from the main road. But if get caught - no way out.

Cathay and Thye Wan (Taiwan?) can park at the Red Garden Food Court there.

[MadBoss]

Medan Ah Chen sms me today, her sms always very short, 3 letters only. "cen" LOL

My reply also very short ''Ok''.

Scared if don't reply and don't visit her, she'll delete me from her handphone

[MadBoss]

No offence especially to AhTeik gor. I mean, bro, why go spend Rm130-Rm200 something for them. Can easily go to Paris or Hock Aun right? . Maybe the quality is different lah, I don't know. Is there any different anyway?

Ramli Burger very different from McDonald's in price and environment also sometimes cleanliness but both tasty.

[Hamsapguai]

Last Saturday night went to a corner hotel at Chulia Street, forgot the hotel name already, went in and ask got massage or not, the lady said got, here is the FR :

number : 11 (little dragon gal)
face : 6/10, friendly, very keen chatting
massage : 6/10
AR : not allowed, she said must know her longer, haha
HJ : 4/10
Damage : MSG 50, HJ 50

Her HJ totally out as I can't even erect during her HJ, terrible experience, eventually have to use my imagination to unleash my load. Too bad carezone don't open late.

Bro SSV, the name is Hong Ping. The place sucks. Most of the girls there are cheater. Being there few times. No kang tao. Even their massage are bad. No 1 to 5 are dino. Dont even try No. 8. Heard got some skin problem.

[Ah Teik]

It's the location, bro. I don't want to be seen. Why Garden Inn, because I can park the car at the back. Why Alibaba, because park inside there. Why Traders, why Berjaya, because they have underground car park. I feel save to go there because got lesser chances of getting caught by wife, wife's friend or relatives etc. Even if they accidentally saw me there, I still have excuses. Those are hotels, everyone are free to go there. Nobody asked.

Paris ? Hock Aun ? Cathay ? Taiwan ?

What are you doing there ? Please teach me how to answer that..LOL

Another point is like bro joseph mentioned, no rush.

Before married I used to visit Wardoff No.8 & 888, and really annoying when been disturbed by times up phone call.

Those hotel type don't have such nonsence, I can smoke and chit chat first then only proceed.

[Joseph81]

It's the location, bro. I don't want to be seen. Why Garden Inn, because I can park the car at the back. Why Alibaba, because park inside there. Why Traders, why Berjaya, because they have underground car park. I feel save to go there because got lesser chances of getting caught by wife, wife's friend or relatives etc. Even if they accidentally saw me there, I still have excuses. Those are hotels, everyone are free to go there. Nobody asked.

Paris ? Hock Aun ? Cathay ? Taiwan ?

What are you doing there ? Please teach me how to answer that..LOL

You must thank your lucky star you are Malaysian, If you were caught by anyone in that area, you can first apply the Tun Ma stratergy which is selective amnesia. If that doesn't work, you may try Lingam theory next, "it looks like me, sound like me but it wasn't me".

If that fail too, Dr Chuah comes next, you should apologize then hope HM would forgive you like DR Chuah's wife did. Worst case scenario, maybe your HM doesn't have big heart like DR Chuah's wife, you may resort to the last alternative by using C4 like najis did, case solved

[Ah Teik]

No offence especially to AhTeik gor. I mean, bro, why go spend Rm130-Rm200 something for them. Can easily go to Paris or Hock Aun right? . Maybe the quality is different lah, I don't know. Is there any different anyway?

It's the location, bro. I don't want to be seen. Why Garden Inn, because I can park the car at the back. Why Alibaba, because park inside there. Why Traders, why Berjaya, because they have underground car park. I feel save to go there because got lesser chances of getting caught by wife, wife's friend or relatives etc. Even if they accidentally saw me there, I still have excuses. Those are hotels, everyone are free to go there. Nobody asked.

Paris ? Hock Aun ? Cathay ? Taiwan ?

What are you doing there ? Please teach me how to answer that..LOL

[Joseph81]

No offence especially to AhTeik gor. I mean, bro, why go spend Rm130-Rm200 something for them. Can easily go to Paris or Hock Aun right? . Maybe the quality is different lah, I don't know. Is there any different anyway?

First and foremost, those gals are not professional like the ones you mentioned, hence the freshness is there. Secondly there is no time limit imposed and most importantly,hotel room is included, but make sure you bring along your own towel if you know what I mean.

Generally Paris & Hock Aun is for quickies as you will feel the pressure to unload fast,so it'd be more of having sex rather than making love.

As a conclusion, if you opt for quantity rather than quality, Paris & Hock Aun are the places for you. As for those who wish to have quality fuck, having to pay a little bit of extras will be worth it.

[Joseph81]

Yeah, her stocks totally out this time. According to her, the one which I didn't have the chance to have a look is "darker skin and small size", so..no need to see already.

Wah dark skin one, Madboss favorites

[Green Head]

No offence especially to AhTeik gor. I mean, bro, why go spend Rm130-Rm200 something for them. Can easily go to Paris or Hock Aun right? . Maybe the quality is different lah, I don't know. Is there any different anyway?

[Ah Teik]

Thanks for the report, save me the hassle of going to view her medan stocks.

Yeah, her stocks totally out this time. According to her, the one which I didn't have the chance to have a look is "darker skin and small size", so..no need to see already.

[Joseph81]

Medan Ah Chen sms me today, her sms always very short, 3 letters only. "cen" LOL

Call her, she said just arrived, bringing 3 medan girls. 2 available, one working. So, quickly go to T hotel near Komtar.

After seeing both girls, a bit dissapointed, both face below average. but since already in the hotel, just pick the taller one lah, named Wina or something like that. Didnt pick another girl is because she is wearing hot pants, can see the tight and butt fresh a bit out of shape liao.

Same routine, shower then go to bed. Pussy still look good. Pushing finger inside is allowed, that's what i like about Chen's Medan girl, everything allowed except anal of course.

Nothing special really, normal BBBJ, normal fake moan while I fingering her, normal FJ and I finished just like normal too...LOL

Few things that turn me off is her eyes, a pair of red eyes, not sure it's not enough sleep or she is on drugs. And while doing doggy, some bad smell coming from her butt i believe, didnt wash thouroughly after shitting ? I dont know, I just know I have to quickly finish and get the hell out of here.

Age 24, small boobs, quiet good shape ass and legs. Damage 13cents.

Not satisfying but what to do. Seems like I have to visit alibaba either tomorrow or Friday to have a satisfying sex. By the way, I wont write any reports about alibaba place, coz if I do so, he will know who am I.

Sorry about that.

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Thanks for the report, save me the hassle of going to view her medan stocks.