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[Member #3443]

I love you = Bi chamd hairtai ( bi is pronounced as bee, rest as spelled e.g. ai in hairtai as long a's).
Always missing you = bas urgeij sanasaar chi
I've enjoyed myself = nadad mash ih taalagdlaa
my girlfriend = naiz okhin
Yes = tiim or tee (long a sound)
no = ugui
Sorry = uuchlaarai

[Warp12]

Hi. Wanted to know if any of the bros here could teach me some monggolian language. I mean. Just the pronunciation will do. Got a monggolian girlfriend here in Malaysia. Just wanted to impress her a bit. Hehehe.

Would like to know how do I say:

I Love You
I Miss You
Thinking of You

Something like these.. =p the words that I checked in the English to Monggolian dictionary is crap. I cant read it. Many thanks in advance to the bro who's willing to help me out here. Will repay the favor if any of you were to visit Malaysia.

[Member #3443]

Sorry, for not answering until now. I was in the middle of a move. As you face away from CK, it is across the street on the corner to the right.

[Discordare]

Went back to the Message place near Chinggis Khaan Hotel the night before I left UB.

Taloha, is this the massage place directly across the street from the Chinggis, or do you mean another one in the area? If so, where is it?

By the way, thanks for all your great reports!

[Member #3443]

Went back to the Message place near Chinggis Khaan Hotel the night before I left UB. Couldn't get the VIP room as it was taken already and the really cute one was already taken. So settled for Room #4. Get into the room and somone is already in the adjoining shower, so also no shower. A girl from a previous massage is to give me the massage again. She is ok looking, but makes up for it with her performance later on. I also previous had sex with her, but this time she did not want to. But again she tried not to disappoint.

She starts to give me one of her great massages, but after 5 minutes I want to cum already. So she gives me a BBBJ for about 10 minutes. After I am sufficiently hard, she uses baby oil, but again, she has great technique and I cum within 5 minutes. She cleans me up and start back on the message for another 40 minutes or so. I am feeling fine.

Then she has me on my back and gives me another HJ. She does this for awhile and throws in a prostrate massage while stroking me. It was feeling great. Again I come for the 2d time. She cleans me up and I get dress. Gave here a 15K MNT tip and paid $15K MNT for the massage.

Head back to the live-in girl and have dinner and drinks and back to the room for a round of sex before sleeping. Sigh....it was sad to leave again.

[Member #3443]

The 1st strip bar/night club you were at was the Seoul Night Club in the Seoul Hotel. They are after the well to do Korean Businessmen that frequent that nigh club.

The girls that hang around the bar at Strings are generally the ones that you can negotiate with to take home. If they are in a group at the booths and/or tables, they are generally not for play, but you may get lucky with one of them as they are the ones looking for a boyfriend.

I highly recommend Amrita Night Club after midnight. See previous post on location. Here many girls looking for a good time or boyfriend type.

Remember for taxis, it is 300 MNT per kilometer. If you have a guy with a taxi meter, they have a way of making the fare climb.

[Jasonmasterfini]

I am in Mongolia for 2 weeks, and the women here are extremely sexy. I checked the reports on Mongolia and set out on my mission to get laid.

I went to a strip club up stairs from a Karaoke room about 300 meters from the Sate store, and the chicks were all knockouts. I could not get anyof the girls to leave there with me. They are robably making decent money there, as they expext you to tip 5000 tukrugs which is about $5. 00. Another guy in there tipped 3-1000 tukrug bills and the girl ripped them up and threw them at him. The girls were hot and they do lap dances for you right there for there $5. 00 tip that al lasts about 3 songs, and they are not bashful about grinding on you hard. They also have a VIP room which you can rent for 5000 tukrugs for the hour, and then you are expected to give the girls 10000, per 4 songs, and you can pick the girl. No real action going on there though or at least not the kind I was looking for. I met a guy there who told me about a bar called strings, where you are certain to find at least 10 girls up against the bar, so I left the strip clib and hightailed it over to Strings.

Got to Strings around midnight and there was a great band playing here and lots of mongolians, and foriengers there dancing and having a great time, and alos as promised lots of local talent in the lady dept. I spoke to a few of them but none of them wanted to tell me how much, they just wanted me to leave with them and then negotiate. Needless to say I declined, and finally met a great young girl and her friend who I negotiated the night with one of them for $50US. They asked if I wanted to take them both for $80 which I realy gave some serious consideration, but just took 1, back to my hotel. I probably could have had her for less, but didn't want to try my luck. We wnt back to my hotel, she was very sexy, sweet, and nice, holding my hand as we walked down the street etc, then we came back to the hotel and talked a bit while she had e beer and I had a water, before going to bed.

She was mine for the night and she never asked me for any money the entire night. She stayed until about 10 am the next morning and we had sex 3 times, twice at night and again before she left, when I gave her the cash (she never asked me for it). She gave me her # and told me to call her again because she realy had a great time. I have been calling her all night long tonight and get her voicemail constantly. I realy wish she would answer the phone because I want to get laid tonight but don't want to venture out of the hotel.

Don't forget Strings, it is definitely a sure thing, and all taxi drivers know where it is.

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[Member #3443]

Amrita's Nightclub is on Sambugiin Ave. About 200 meters west of the Tengis Movie Theater. Don't get there until midnight.

[Black Turner]

I learned yesterday that after Bambi left my room at 4am on Saturday morning, she was hassled by the security guard whom I had bribed. He insulted her, called her a prostitute, threatened her and tried to extort cash from her. From what I hear, this is typical Mongolian male behavior, they don't like seeing one of their own with a foreigner. Now Bambi isn't returning my calls and she hides from me when I hang out at the Marco Polo. Now when I walk into the hotel, the guard glares at me in a menacing and threatening fashion. I think I will check out.

I did my best to research every venue cited in previous reports and pretty much came up empty. In the three hotels I investigated: Khan Palace, Bayangol and Chinggis Khan, I saw no evidence of lobby security guards running their own string of girls. Moreover, the guard at Khan Palace actively hindered me from bringing in any girls of my own. None of the security guards I encountered even spoke english.

Went to Ulaanbaatar hotel and hung around the statue of Lenin, found nothing. Like I said before, the only action I could find were streetwalkers on Seoul street and that was pretty much hit or miss. One night you see them, the next night you don't.

Walked the whole length of Peace avenue, a good 5 kilometers. Walked the whole length of Seoul street. Couldn't find Amrita or Cotton Club. I'll check them out if someone can give me an accurate description of their location.

Went looking for the Princess hotel. Found a Prince hotel, but there was no massage place next to it. The Princess hotel cited earlier must be way out of town. I have a good map that shows just about every hotel in UB, from 4 stars down to youth hotels.

Bayangol is listed as 4 star along with Chinggis Khan and Khan Palace, but don't be fooled, Bayangol is barely 3 star. Chinggis and Khan Palace are the only two western style four star hotels here.

I didn't venture into any of the massage places. Massage aint my thing, I'll have to leave that up someone else to report on. Previous reports were spotty on exact locations anyway.

My advice, don't come here to monger.

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[Black Turner]

Can you give a more accurate description of the locations of Amrita and Cotton Club? You said Amrita is 100meters west of the movie theater, I can't find any movie theater on the map. What street are you talking about?

[Anonymous]

A couple of corrections:

- Venus massage is on the South side of Peace avenue, on the East end of the bridge that cosses the semi-dry river bed. You will see the river on the map. It is about than one kilometer west of the intersection of Peace avenue and Ihtouruu street, where the Khan Palace is located. I believe Venus massage was mentioned in an earlier report, so some of you might want to check it out.

- When I was in Marco Polo on Friday night, Bambi pointed out one girl to me whom she said would go with a customer for money. This girl was dressed in street clothes, was not in a dancer or waitress costume and did not appear to be an employee of the bar, but rather just a freelancer hanging out.

Finally got laid, thank god.

Went to the California restaurant near Marco Polo Saturday night. It is on Seoul street about 100 meters west of Marco Polo on the same side of the street. It has a lot of outdoor seating that is screened in. The canopies obscure the sign, but it is right after Matisse restaurant. Not a bad place, English language menus, lots of American food, good cheeseburger. On the way to the restaurant, I did not see any of the girls from Tuesday night hanging in front of Marco Polo. After eating, about 930pm, I walked back over there and found them. They hang out near a bus-shelter looking thing, about 20 meters west of Marco Polo, not directly out front. There are usually three or four girls hanging out with a boy or two. I speculate that the boys are there for prostitution also. As I approached they gave me the eye and said "Sex, yes? " as I got closer.

No sign of the really cute one from Tuesday night, so I took the next best. Turns out her English skills consist of the phrase "one hour 20, one night 50" and thats it. I tried to interrogate her further to make sure she had an ID card to show the hotel, but made no progress. Finally an English speaking mamasan came over. She looked like a worn-out *****-veteran in her 40s. I asked about the ID card and if the girl had one. She replied "yes" but I don't think that meant the girl actually had some form of passport or ID, but rather just an ackowledgment of my question. We flagged down a car and got in. I soon realized that this girl had nothing on her but a dress, a pair of shoes and a cell phone. Getting her into the hotel was going to be tricky.

Luckily it was still before 10pm and the guards would not be scrutinizing who came in the door as much. I had the driver drop us off a few meters down the street and we walked up to the hotel, with her trailing behind me about 10 feet so that it wouldn't be obvious that she was with me. There was a wedding party going on and she was wearing a dress, so the doorman didn't question her. Got her upstairs without hassle.

Her name was Orka or Oka or something like that. As I mentioned before, she had a dress, a pair of shoes, a pair of panties and a cell phone and thats it. She had a nice body, nice tits, no bra. Shaving was not her thing, so her muff and armpits were a jungle. She was enthusiastic, not a dead fish. Got a decent BBBJ. Shagged her for about 10 minutes and cracked a nut.

Decided to give her the boot instead of keep her all night. Told her I would give her 30k, instead of the 20k she originally quoted. She had the nerve to badger me for 5k more for "taxi money" which is complete horseshit because on the way over, she had me give the driver only 500. Now I really regretted giving her 30 instead of the 20 originally quoted. Gave her the 5k just to get rid of her. She left just after 10pm, so I would be able to weasel out of any joiner fee the hotel might try to charge.

Four more nights left. I will probably go back to the streetwalkers on Seoul street to find the really cute one from Tuesday night. It appears this is my only option.

[Anonymous]

Friday night, didn't get laid.

Went to the Chinggis Hotel, no sign of girls in the lobby as earlier reported. I was there at 8pm on Friday night.

Walked the whole length of peace avenue, from Khan Palace to Marco Polo. Saw many hot looking girls, not a single offer of sex, not even from the ones lurking in the dark areas on the bridge.

Saw the Venus massage, it is on the south side of Peace avenue, about halfway between Khan Palace and the State Department Store. Didn't go in, massage ain't my thing.

Wandered around Suhbaatar square, lots of kids hanging out, no offers.

Stopped in a cafe along Peace avenue near the State Department Store called Santa Fe, just to have a beer and use the bathroom. Some Mongolians chatted me up. There were some single girls among them, but obviously not working girls. I became friendly with one of the Mongolian guys who spoke good english. Later, all his friends left and it was just me and him. There were two extremely hot mongolian chicks sitting nearby, we tried to get them to join us for a drink, but they said NO. Feel like I am back in the states for god's sake.

Went to Marco Polo with my Mongolian friend. He told me that the owner is an Italian who is now working in Hainan Island and left the management of the Marco Polo up to his Mongolian wife. Since he left, things have changed. Saw Bendy, who I learned is really Bambi. A total stripper name. Her real name is Billigul or something. Wound up dropping 50k just on drinks, billiards and having Bambi sit with me. Even so, tonight she had to go dance during my one-hour-sit-with-me session. I complained to the manager, she said she would extend my hour-long session. So I wound up sitting with Bambi till closing time. Asked her if she wanted to go back to my hotel room, she said NO, after telling me all week that she would. I expected as much. Split and went back to my hotel room at the Khan Palace. At 2am, there was no sign of girls sitting in the lobby. Later Bambi called and said she would come over, but made it clear we would not have sex. OK fine. When she arrived around 3am, the hotel said I would have to pay a $20 dollar joiner fee to have a girl in my room after 10pm. OK fine, since I wasn't going to be paying Bambi anything. Then the security guard complains that he can't let her in because she doesn't have her ID. I had to slip him 20k tugrik to resolve that problem. Total expenditure, about $40 dollars and all I did was sit and watch TV with her for an hour, got to kiss her on the lips a few times, then she split around 4am.

She said she had to sneak out of her house without her mother hearing her. This is completely insane considering this girl spends 8 hours a day walking around topless in a bar. She wouldn't even give me a lap dance in my room, wouldn't even take off her shirt and let me suck on her titties. I got more in the bar when I paid her 5k.

So far the only opportunities have been the girls standing on Seoul street. The ones I saw Tuesday night in front of Marco Polo never showed up again. I'll try to take a walk down there again tonight, but even if I find a girl, chances are she won't be carrying ID and I'll have to deal with being hassled by the hotel.

I leave Thursday night, can't wait to get back to Bangkok.

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[Black Turner]

by the way, marco polo is on seoul street just west of the circus. it is about a 15-20 minute walk from the bayangol hotel. from the bayangol hotel, head north along the street. then turn left (west) on seoul street, you can cut the corner by going through a parking lot. then it is about 500 meters down on the left.

went back to marco polo. had dinner in the italian restaurant downstairs, food was good. saw at least one woman giving me the eye. she must have been at least 30 or 35. went upstairs, found bendy again. she still had her awesome titties completely hanging out. got a lap dance from her. there is another girl there with a long neck and face like [CodeWord134]-wee herman that is really weird looking. she kept coming up to me, giving me a lap dance even though i told her i wasn't going to pay. finally had to tell her to [CodeWord140] off.

hung out with bendi or bendy. paid the 10k "sit-with-me-for-an-hour" thing again. this time i told the mamasan/bartender that i expect her to sit with me, not go dancing and changing clothes constantly. this time, she did sit with me for the whole hour. played a game of pool and they charged me 2000 tugrik, a ridiculous price considering what it would cost anywhere else, thailand for instance would only cost 20 baht.

yakked with a fellow expat, a brit. he had just a little more experience than myself. he seemed to think that none of the girls in marco polo can leave the bar at will for hanky-panky back at the customer's hotel, i. e. this is strictly a strip bar, not a bar-fine place. i am inclined to agree with him. i didn't see any other girls leaving. he also told me that there are a couple of freelancers who regularly hang at the casablanca, they will come up to you if you sit at the bar.

bendi is pretty conservative and naive, considering that she earns her living walking around with her tits hanging out. asked her about oral sex and she made stinky-faces, even when i made it clear i was interested at daty. she seems interested in having me as a boyfriend and eventually meeting me back at the hotel, but she can't do that until she gets off work at 2am. told her i would do this with her friday night, when i don't have to work the next day. got a phone and gave her the number. she seemed pleased with that. who knows, maybe she is just working me. i am not going to cough up any money if she meets me back at the hotel and gives me the prudish girlfriend routine "don't do that, i don't like, don't do that. " split marco polo around 11pm and walked back to the bayangol alone. as i was walking along seoul street back to the hotel, one chick did offer me sex, but i didn't stop to investigate further. took a sweep through the casablanca on the way back to the room, saw some girls, but none of them gave me the eye like i would expect a freelancer to do. i guess wednesday night is a slow night.

my plan now is to switch hotels again, go back to the khan palace. first off, it is a much nicer hotel for the money. bayangol is definately a dump, three star at best. kahn palace is close to the chinggis hotel and is definately four star plus and only 20 dollars more than bayangol per night. at khan palace, i had a couch in the room, large modern bathroom, total over 50 sq meters. my room at the bayangol is at most 30 sq meters, no aircon, the bathroom is old and tiny. it is almost midnight on a wednesday and there is some loud music blaring from a disco someplace outside my room, maybe from the casablanca. the bed is pretty flimsy, the pillows are flat, the bed linens are old. this weekend, i'll deploy from the khan palace and try to scoop some freelancers at the chinggis hotel lobby and the disco therein. i'll also check out the soya disco next door. who knows, maybe this bendi chick will follow through, if so, the khan palace will be a much more impressive place to take her.

so far, i can say that ub has potential. if you had six months to spend here and investigate by trial and error. had your own apartment, your own vehicle, some language skills and a wing man, no doubt you could monger efficiently and maybe scoop some freebies/girlfriends. but it is definately not worth the trip for a newbie to come here for one week just to monger. go to angeles or pattaya instead.

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[Anonymous]

Went to Casablanca, the waitresses wear really short skirts here, looks more like a belt. We kept dropping things for them to pick up to try and catch a glimpse of poontang. Introduced myself to one of the owners, an asian guy named "billy" (allegedly his brother's name is "willy", they are co owners) A singaporean friend of mine who knows Billy told me to chat him up. Asked him about the girl situation in Casablanca. He didn't have much advice. I got the drift from him that not many freelancers hang at Casablanca any more since so many other places have opened up. I took a look inside and it seemed to be the case, no girls sitting around giving me the eye. This was only around 8 to 9pm.

Went to Marco Polo with a friend. Found some freelancers out front in the parking lot. One was cute. They were pretty up front about it. They would say "Want sex, yes? " They wanted 20k for one hour, 50k for all night.

Inside, same situation as reported here earlier. 5k entrance fee. Drinks are 3000 and up. They tack on 10 percent VAT on everything.

Topless girls, some are attractive. The most attractive ones to me were the waitresses and they weren't interested in any action. Some of the Mongolian women, especially the tall ones, remind me of lady boys in Bangkok, kinda gave me the creeps. Picked out a girl with died blonde hair and big tits. Her name was Bendy. Gave her 5000 for a lap dance. Not much touching allowed, couldn't suck on titties or finger pussy (or eat pussy! ) like in Pattaya.

They push a 10k tugrik deal where the girl is supposed to sit with you for an hour. Its BS. The girl continues to dance on the floor and go up to the dressing room every 25 minutes and spend 10 minutes changing costume. Better to just buy them a drink and pay for a few lap dances at 5k each.

Sweet talked the big titty blondie for a while. She seemed to like me, asked me for my phone number. Didn't have one yet, so I'll go back there tonight and work on her some more. Wound up going back to the hotel alone, will try again tonight and report back.

Even though everyone told me don't take the taxis outside of marco polo, I was hoodwinked into using one. It didn't look like a taxi to me, it looked like some guy was picking me up as a hitchhiker and I would just give him 2k for the ride back to the hotel. Too late I saw this ridiculous meter running up a 20k charge. When we got back to the hotel, I paid him 20k mainly out of fear, I didn't know if the guy was going to stab me or not. The next day at work, everyone was laughing at me. Apparently, the meters are just decoration. Pay them 2000 tugrik tops and tell them to [CodeWord140] off if they make stinky faces. If you dash into the hotel, the security guard will handle them.

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[Member #3443]

The doormen used to run a string of girls in the lobby. If you see 2-4 sitting in the lobby, then they work for the doormen. Cost is $60 usally for the night. $20 goes to the doormen. If you get another girl in who are not part of the doormen's string, then escort her in and out as the doormen will try to extort $20 from her. Sometimes the doormen will try and charge a $10 joiner fee to your hotel bill for the girl not part of the string.