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04-23-10 13:54 #1097
Posts: 2149Trial by 12 vs. Carried by 6
F*ck the noise, shoot their a*s!
We're North Americans: We're Americans and we shoot, kill, and will / do steal your sh*t. Hook or crook, but whichever we choose will result in the obtainment of another's property.
Get your gun permit and walk these streets ready to "split a wig."
Don't use your gun like a Nica and shoot into the air. Use your gun like an American and shoot that motherf*cker.
Let the judge and jury worry about the reason: Don't let your palmbearers decide for you.
There is 0% police assistance: Safety is a personal matter and concern.
Get drunk off that guado; tote your gun around the country; f*ck hoes for US $8 per polvo; and shoot a guey if they get out of line.
If you are not ready nor prepared to die everyday that you arise, then don't come to Nicaragua. In fact, go hibernate 'cause eres carne molida. It's called, "heart." To arrive here you had to have been successful in your home country: To SURVIVE here you must be successful in the protection of your person and property.
Wild, Wild West is Nicaragua!
Ice Cube, "Today was a Good Day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
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04-23-10 13:33 #1096
Posts: 2149I Like Canadians
Originally Posted by Victorn
Canadian stronghold is San Juan del Sur where they even have a hockey league.
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04-22-10 21:07 #1095
Posts: 68The Canadians ?
Originally Posted by Bluntforcetrauma
I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.
Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.
One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.
His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.
Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.
But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.
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04-22-10 13:03 #1094
Posts: 2149Walking the Streets
Originally Posted by Bluntforcetrauma
Every 8 - 10 seconds one should check their back.
One should change sides of the street frequently and when approaching more than 2 individuals grouped together.
One should carry a knife and / or handgun.
One should act with a sense of familiarity when walking these streets.
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04-22-10 12:59 #1093
Posts: 2149Crime is Abundant
Originally Posted by Noguera
"Blunt Force Trauma" is correct in his postings.
These Nicas talk about being victimized by crime on a frequent basis. They are always talking about, "me robaron." Cell phones, clothing, shoes, vehicles, etcetera.
You will always hear about someone being a victim to crime in Nicaragua! The citizens are the ones telling you that they were victimized: Your "friends" will admit when and where they became a victim to crime.
Crime happens daily and it is just a matter of time before the crime will come your direction.
White people make easier and more lucrative targets, but they don't care. They rob from anyone, but at least the white people have something to take. They steal from anybody and it may be your neighbor or "friend" that will steal from you.
I have to side with "BFT" on this argument, "Noguera."
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04-22-10 04:26 #1092
Posts: 82Noguera, soy un Chele
I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.
9 de 10 people, I adore. I often wish I was 30 again, born Nica, and never aged beyond 30. That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.
Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.
Cargando yo.
It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!
If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians!
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04-22-10 04:05 #1091
Posts: 821985
I have known Nicaragua since 1985. Wasn't carrying water bottles, a novel, or wearing sandals in filthy clothing either.
She got beaten to a pulp. She is a woman...
The scum that did this need poison, that's all I'm saying.
I respect the average Nica; a very friendly and courteous bunch. You will not hear me talking bad about Nicas. Every second woman is a desire, naturally sexy and very cultured.
But alot of degenerates are on the hunt, especially at night. You cannot deny it, and if you do, you are either a liar or a novice with smile.
Her attack occured Saturday morning.
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04-22-10 02:13 #1090
Posts: 363Originally Posted by Bluntforcetrauma
I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. I spent my early evenings at Club Ladies, Fenix, Salvadoreña2, Bar Azul; and later in the evenings at Vale Todo and Club Cueto (ugh!). Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.
So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.
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04-21-10 17:41 #1089
Posts: 82Good Times
Sure do miss that place.
Give it time. What can possibly open there again, other than a stripclub or Bible class?
Gimme the stripclub bebe.
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04-21-10 14:28 #1088
Posts: 82My girl got jumped
So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.
Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.
Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.
She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.
Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.
So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.
A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.
Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.
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04-21-10 05:18 #1087
Posts: 363Originally Posted by Noguera
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04-14-10 05:12 #1086
Posts: 363Good Times
My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door !
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04-12-10 18:30 #1085
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Zingadoon
They do keep their stables stocked but with more-and-more Grade "F" and Grade "D" hoes.
Great banter "Zingadoon."
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04-11-10 18:57 #1084
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
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04-11-10 13:01 #1083
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Zingadoon
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.
She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.
Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.
"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.