San Juan

[Geraldofrancisco]

Que tal?

Iam flirting with Puerto Rico because Iam just a humble innocent white boy (haha) who is into the Heavy Bottomed Mamitas of the Island (thick type, slim waist, wide hips)

Yeah, right, another cherry boy! Look pussy can be had in this economic meltdown. I have two Dominicanas working for me in the mobile massage van, a.k.a., "the pussy wagen." Either Pamela or Annie will fuck/suck you blind for $150. Just contact me at this website by message.

I know that PR is one of the best places for this type of females.

Well, Mexico wasn't too shabby. But if you are on the East Coast why not?

BUT, does anybody know of some Club, Bar or Casa de Masaje where I can find plenty of em?

Plenty? All you need is one! Maybe both Pam and Annie can take turns ruining your body. I have my own private stock of single young girls who work real jobs and want an esposo.

Well I should meet them everywhere, but maybe we have some Insider among us here

I'm as inside as it gets! Fucked them from age 19 to age 34 here. Best one was 25, a howler and the best blowjob on this hemisphere.

Dont care the age, 18-48 its all good ;-)

Have a 50 year old for real experience. Her husband kicked her out for a younger woman.

Life the Passion.

Saludos,

Manuel

Et to!

Geraldo Francisco, Proximo Governor de Puerto Rico

[Alpha Alemán]

Que tal?

Iam flirting with Puerto Rico because Iam just a humble innocent white boy (haha) who is into the Heavy Bottomed Mamitas of the Island (thick type, slim waist, wide hips)

I know that PR is one of the best places for this type of females.

BUT, does anybody know of some Club, Bar or Casa de Masaje where I can find plenty of em?

Well I should meet them everywhere, but maybe we have some Insider among us here

Dont care the age, 18-48 its all good ;-)

Life the Passion.

Saludos,
Manuel

[Geraldofrancisco]

I have a decent van for $1100 and will buy it this next week. We plan to hit the cruise ships while inport San Juan on the weekends. We are offering a special thrill: for the men, it's a scrotum/anal handjob with a cockring around the cock and balls and another small vibrator in the crack of your ass. For the ladies, we offer two small vibrators, one near the clit and one in the crack near the anus. Should please everyone. Of course the girls will manually stimulate the appropriate members. Just an extra $75.00! We will be mobile May 1st for our clients. Those locals who opt for twice a week get 50% discount. It amounts to the same, $100/hr, $50/half, $25/15 minutes.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Is the Thai massage the one where the girl rubs honey to the client with her body? I had one in Santo Domingo and it was hot.

I don't know about using honey. Might try it myself before getting the girls to use it. The Thai massage is right out of the book and legit. We plan to roll up to the piers on the weekends to catch the tourists coming off the cruise ships. Nothing like a massage after walking Old San Juan and getting ready to return to the ship.

Possible innovations include wireless internet for music and adult movies such as shown on myfreepaysite.com. The van, "pussywagon," will be ready by May 1st, but don't hold your breath, this is Puerto Rico!

[Geraldofrancisco]

Raul's sex shop has closed. Typical Puerto Rican business, the owner's attention gets diverted and the whole operation goes down the tubes!

St. Tropez has hired a bunch of new girls. There's some young ones, ages 19 and 20. Check out this one, "Cherry. " She really knows how to gyrate those hips. Promises you the world but don't hold your breath. John has even hired an grandmother, age 36. Nice lady. I need to hire her for my business.

Speaking of my business, I have gotten into legitimate massage. I bought two Thai massage books from borders.comand have given them to two of my girls, Pam and Annie. Annie is enthusiastic about it and so is Pam. Both are Dominicanas which means they will make something of it. As for a venue, we are buying a large van and having it carpeted, air conditioned and music system installed along with a bed for the customer. The girls roll up to the appointment and the customer gets a real Thai massage, none of this touch me once and you've been massaged thing that goes on in Puerto Rico. Annie has gotten the technique down and she is good! Not to mention she gives me the "Happy Ending" regular customers will wish for. Will be in operation by May 1st! Prices are: $100/hr, $50/half hr, and $25/15 minutes. For 15 minutes you get the best foot massage on this hemisphere!

[Geraldofrancisco]

I need some variety. I have heard about Lips in Hato Rey, Frenchies in Santruce, Dejavu also in Santruce. and Ice. I know where Ice is located. Any comments about the action there? Been to Santruce too but with Pam and only going to her house. This is not a place to be if you are alone and at night. Too many Dominicans and it is a poverty area.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Hey, besides the dollar a pack condoms and Raul's assortment of sex toys, I found a new one. The little vibrator motor for a cockring is an excellent stimulator for the rear end. Not in it, just in the area! I'm going to entertain Pam the next time with it. Should prove to be interesting.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Is the Thai massage the one where the girl rubs honey to the client with her body? I had one in Santo Domingo and it was hot.

Well, not that exotic. Perhaps later on.

First a good Thai massage and for me, a good blowjob.

[Geraldofrancisco]

I was there for 3 years. My advice to anyone who wants to go to San Juan as a vacation for pros is to go somewhere else.

If someone happens to be living there, you can get by but still does not compare to other countries.

True, but for someone who the wonderful State Department kicked out of Cambodia, it will be just fine.

[Geraldofrancisco]

Yesterday while I was getting my suntan (thank God for the clear, sunny day for a change!) I started a relationship with one of the retired "professionals" of Puerto Rico. This woman is 42 years old with two grown kids and no attachments. I have yet to catch the spelling of her name but we considered having breakfast together the next morning at the La Playita restaurant which is a stone's throw away. She has a great body for her age, nice suntan and a well, passable face. Looks like too much makeup in the past from the pits. But who's fucking her face? Anyway I am having her over later on for dinner and an little romp in the Serta.

Hey, spread the wealth!

[Jon32]

John, you have to live here a while in order to get a feel for the scene.

I was there for 3 years. My advice to anyone who wants to go to San Juan as a vacation for pros is to go somewhere else.

If someone happens to be living there, you can get by but still does not compare to other countries.

[BoricuaOnline]

I am starting an authentic Thai massage in the San Juan area. The book on Thai massage is coming from borders.com in Spanish. I plan to train several girls, usually Dominicanas who will work, and make a few bucks. An hour's massage will be $50. No happy endings just so the cops and trash stay off my case. As most of you know, there is really no good massage in Puerto Rico so I might as well fill the hole, so to speak.

Life is still great!

Is the Thai massage the one where the girl rubs honey to the client with her body? I had one in Santo Domingo and it was hot.

[Geraldofrancisco]

I am enjoying my relationship with my Dominicana. But as a Hispanic, I can't just contain myself with one. I have decided to make a run on Laura Rivera at the St. Tropez. She is 34 years old with one kid. A real looker and nice body and decent personality. I will make sure Pam knows what I am up to so she doesn't get upset when I become the local Puerto Rican polygamist. As Brigham Young use to say: "Have as many wives as you can support." He should know!

[Geraldofrancisco]

Last Wednesday I went to Raul's sex shop to buy some sexual stimulants. Instead of Stiff Nights, I was offered a new pill called Max Samina. The directions said to take the two enclosed capsules and I did before picking up Pamela. Bad idea! This stuff is like taking a full dose of viagra. Brain rush, rapid heartbeat, etc. I blew the whole night!

So last night I took just one before entertaining Pam. Sure enough, a severe erection which worked for her, and me! I highly recommend Max Stamina for those of you with limp dick syndrome. At half the cost of Stiff Nights, you can't beat it, so to speak.

[Geraldofrancisco]

I am starting an authentic Thai massage in the San Juan area. The book on Thai massage is coming from borders.com in Spanish. I plan to train several girls, usually Dominicanas who will work, and make a few bucks. An hour's massage will be $50. No happy endings just so the cops and trash stay off my case. As most of you know, there is really no good massage in Puerto Rico so I might as well fill the hole, so to speak.

Life is still great!