Monterrey

[Trainman]

Many thanks Guys,

How can I contact you both when I arrive, as want to start having fun as soon as possible.

Meeting you would really assist me, as my time is only maybe 4 nights in Monterrey.

TM

[MonterreyDude]

Mexican, local boy, 50 years old.

Many thanks USB & Amigo, I shall let you know my dates of arrival, and maybe we can meet for a drink.

Can I ask what nationality you both are and what ages. I am 44 and British

Many thanks,

TM

[Member #3453]

I am an American...

When the girls ask me my age, I tell them that I am 20-30 years older than they, conservatively, but that I am also about 15 years old at heart :-))), and still a LOT of FUN!!!

Many thanks USB & Amigo, I shall let you know my dates of arrival, and maybe we can meet for a drink.

Can I ask what nationality you both are and what ages. I am 44 and British

Many thanks,

TM

[Trainman]

Many thanks USB & Amigo, I shall let you know my dates of arrival, and maybe we can meet for a drink.

Can I ask what nationality you both are and what ages. I am 44 and British

Many thanks,

TM

[MonterreyDude]

Trainman, USB himself regrets the post he wrote about Monterrey.

And let me repeat myself: As long as I don't write here that things are hot in Monterrey, everything is OK, of course, with a little more highten personal security.
Believe me I will be the first to write "do not come".
As of today, I am not saying that.

Being that, maybe USB and I can take you around the clubs when you come in May.
Dont' worry about it.
You'll have fun.

Let me add one thing on USBs choice of hotels.

Sheraton is still GF friendly... I think.
Plaza del Arco is no longer GF friendly.

Hampton Inn Galerias/Obispado is i some aspect, but you have to tip the security guys and tell them in advance you will be coming back with company.

We have short term motels... real good stuff and cheap.
20 dlls will buy you a very good room for 4 hours.

If youhave anymore questions, please ask them.

Hi Guys,

I am coming to Monterrey at the end of May, need someone to join up with to have some girl fun with.

As for all the recent troubles, is it a good idea to go out to the clubs, or would it be better to stay in hotel, and find concierge to get me girls to come to my room.

Please anyone about wishes to meet, or can help me please let me know

Many thanks

[Member #3453]

Hello Trainman,

I would not discourage you from coming down at this juncture. After having heard a little more explanation as to the events occurring at the Holiday Inn, I believe that the incident at the Holiday Inn would not likely be played out in an environment such as one of the strip clubs. However, there is a drug war going on between gangs. So, an added level of caution is recommended. Some of the girls in the bars on Villagran are worried that the gangs are going to spray the place with gun fire. But, that's probably an overly dramatic reaction to what's going on. Those girls always think they're the center of attention, verdad?

Some of us remember being able to walk between the clubs at 4am, and never having a problem. So, with the violence lately, I would recommend always taking a taxi, although I have not been taking my own advice lately with respect to not walking between clubs like between Beibis and El Infinito for example. But, I am resolved to doing so, and will impose a greater degree of discipline upon myself on any future days, not necessarily because of the drug war, but because I've been hearing more tales of robbery occurring, etc...I tell my GF that I have never been even remotely bothered when walking around between clubs near the Villagran gauntlet. But, she says it's because I am a big guy, and they won't screw with me. Frankly, a knife or a gun is a great equalizer, and they buy a lot of bravery, so I think she's just comforting herself with the idea that they won't mess with me...they will. But, so far, they haven't.

If I had to guess, I would recommend staying at the lower level hotels, ones that are Mexican owned, frequented by Mexicanos only. They should cost around $50-$70 a night because, frankly, none of these gang members that are in the news being targeted would ever be caught dead in one of them. They would only stay in the lap of luxury. And, the ones I recommend are not bad places...they lack some of the niceties, but they're not too bad. After all, I have stayed in one of this description for over five years, and built up trusty status, even in a place that discourages bringing girls in.

You want to limit your exposure, and by staying in the level of hotel that isn't frequented by the high rolling drug cartel members, ie: The Holiday Inn, The Ancira, The Sheraton, etc...where not only the rich Gringos stay, but also the rich Mexicanos, who are the prime targets apparently in these violent acts, you're probably going to be pretty safe. It does not appear that the gangs are targeting Norte Americanos. They are targeting Mexicanos.

The problem you're going to have is with bringing girls back to any of the hotels you might choose. Even if you try to get someone to bring girls in for you, the hotels are strict about limiting that kind of activity. Even if you pre-pay someone to do it for you, you're libel to be disappointed when it doesn't actually happen, or if some desk clerk throws up a road block to your activities. It all just depends on whether you can sneak them in, stay pretty low key, remain sort of under their radar, and ascertain if a few well placed pesos are libel to have them looking the other way for you.

I bring my GF back to my hotel, but they know her as my GF, and they accept her as such. If you parade one of the girls from the clubs that doesn't appear so discrete, or she looks like a brightly colored fishing lure, they are pretty quick to object.

So, you may need to just accept the option of doing things with the girls in the clubs if you can't get them into your hotel. Maybe you can try to bring one back to whichever hotel you find, and go from there. Just keep in mind that you might have to go to plan B, and that you might have to limit your fun to just inside the bars, if you get stopped cold by the hotel staff.

But, you have to be willing to experiment, and possibly lose out on your attempt to bring her back, thereby most certainly losing your bar fine, and possibly having to tip her sufficiently for her wasted time if you can't get her in. But, once in, you probably have it made for other nights, especially if you've ascertained that a few well placed pesos can get it accomplished. Even with my own experience in Monterrey, were I to switch hotels, these would be among my very same concerns, and I would have the same expectation as you, that I might have to go to plan B.

I've chosen not to disclose my own personal hotel on ISG because protecting that investment is paramount to my own fun, and publishing it on ISG would have me risking my own arrangements. Simply put, I just don't want hordes of dudes descending on my hotel, and testing their patience.

But, even if I did disclose the name of the hotel here, they do not permit girls into my hotel anyway. I have never seen anyone bring a girl into my hotel, not in five years. So, as a new visitor to the city, you really wouldn't have the sway that I have with my hotel personnel that allow me, a repeat guest for over 5 years, to get away with a lot more than most would be permitted to do.

There are two hotels that I publish on ISG as being girl friendly, the Sheraton Ambassador, and the Plaza Del Arco Hotel at Madero and Avenue Pino Suarez. The Plaza Del Arco is of the category I described, and it was the original hotel I found back about 10 years ago, with the help of a waiter at the now closed TVO bar. Beyond those two, I am almost positive there are probably others that will cooperate with you, but they should be in the category that I described, Mexican owned, franchised or not, mostly Mexican patrons, probably a little austere compared to typical Norte Americano standards, and the most important, they should be relatively obscure themselves, small, not prominent locations, almost hidden from view, and possibly unknown even to taxi drivers.

There are a ton of these kinds of hotels around the city, but nobody that is a frequent contributor to ISG really knows for sure with respect which to recommend. In my case, I stick with mine out of habit, and because I am in a position to be able to get by with a lot as a regular customer. So, why reinvent the wheel. And, the rest of us are the same way, not really tempting fate once we find a place. Therefore, probably the only one that might have a better handle on other suggestions is Amigomio, whose got some links to his Yahoo group. But, as has been said by Amigomio many times, there aren't many that he hears of that are girlfriendly, other than the NO-Tell Places.

Amigomio, what about the No-Tell Hotels on Colon? Those are kind of obscure, on side roads, etc...The only danger over there might be some petty street crime, and he might run into the street walkers, and/or some transvestites, but who said mongering was easy. From there, he can use taxis everywhere he goes to avoid any potential issues from street crime or the weirdos.

[Member #3453]

Good News...

I bought some antibiotics and viagra at one of the local pharmacies, NO script required. I purchased around 6 packages of Azitromicina, a few Erithromicina, and a package of (4) Viagra. So, I was elated, and stocked up when I had the opportunity. I will definitely try a few other places before I leave town. Amigomio, have they suspended the new rule of having to have a script, or delayed it's implementation, or is business just still being done in the manner that has me continually pleased with my beloved Mexico?

[Trainman]

Hi Guys,

I am coming to Monterrey at the end of May, need someone to join up with to have some girl fun with.

As for all the recent troubles, is it a good idea to go out to the clubs, or would it be better to stay in hotel, and find concierge to get me girls to come to my room.

Please anyone about wishes to meet, or can help me please let me know

Many thanks

[Trainman]

Usb,

Sorry to hear about this news, I am supposed to be going to Monterrey at the end of May for 5 days business. What Hotel do you think I should stay at, and also now it looks bad to go out at night to play with some girlies, do you think the concierge of the hotel may be able to bring a girn to the hotel for me.

I am also getting concerned, as I have read a alot of bad vibes, and I have to go as I need to get the business.

Please any help from anyone, and maybe Amigomio may be able to take me to the places to find the girls, or assist in getting me a regular supply to my room

Please guys anyone help me when I arrive end of May.

[MonterreyDude]

Sheraton is still GF friendly... till last week.
Security has been tighten all over the map.

And I don't think taxis are an issue. Still the same as last time.

If you are going to be here and the dates are concur, PM to meet other mongers that will be visiting Monterrye too.

I was thinking poisson also when I saw your breakdown of the clubs. Infinito was ok. The drinks were cheap, the girls were nice, I just didn't have a hotel that would have welcomed guests and the privado area took a couple beers to get used to. Is sheraton still the hotel of choice? Are taxis an issue? I had no problem getting to and fro. It was cheaper than I had imagined.

[IhateUPS]

I was thinking poisson also when I saw your breakdown of the clubs. Infinito was ok. The drinks were cheap, the girls were nice, I just didn't have a hotel that would have welcomed guests and the privado area took a couple beers to get used to. Is sheraton still the hotel of choice? Are taxis an issue? I had no problem getting to and fro. It was cheaper than I had imagined.

Premiere can be singled out as the most expensive club in Monterrey in the sense that they boast they have the best girls in Monterrey within the best instalations a club can offer.

Girl part is not true at all and it hasn't been for years and only the best instalations can be labled as a "grand tourism" joint.

The girls you find at Premiere can be found at brother club Amnesia and others like Obsession and Prestige.

The side that hurts, it's extremely expensive to get something done here.

We must be talking around 5000 pesos to get only a quickie in one of their parlours.

Be forwarned that getting there requiers a taxi, one that will surcharge you and afterwards you yourself will be surcharged at the club for being an out of towner.

Going to Premier is one hell of a way to move up.

My recomendation, if you really want to move up, go to Poisson first, right in the middle of the expensive and moderate priced clubs.

That way you'll exactly know how much you would pay at a place like Casino or Harem (you half the tab) or exactly the opposite, how much you would not pay at Amnesia or Premiere (you ante the tab by 100%).

http://www.Premiermonterrey.com/

[MonterreyDude]

Premiere can be singled out as the most expensive club in Monterrey in the sense that they boast they have the best girls in Monterrey within the best instalations a club can offer.

Girl part is not true at all and it hasn't been for years and only the best instalations can be labled as a "grand tourism" joint.
The girl quality you find at Premiere can be found at brother club Amnesia and others like Obsession and Prestige.
The side that hurts, it's extremely expensive to get something done here.
We must be talking around 5000 pesos to get only a quickie in one of their parlours.

Be forwarned that getting there requiers a taxi, one that will surcharge you and afterwards you yourself will be surcharged at the club for being an out of towner.

Going to Premier is not one hell of a way to move up.
My recomendation, if you really want to move up, go to Poisson first, right in the middle of the expensive and moderate priced clubs.

That way you'll exactly know how much you would pay at a place like Casino or Harem (you half the tab) or exactly the opposite, how much you would not pay at Amnesia or Premiere (you ante the tab by 100%).

http://www.premiermonterrey.com/

I read something about a metropolis premier on some spanish site. Is that 1 any good? I'm not looking to give money away like at a SC from up north, just looking for a bit of an upgrade. Any of those a board fav? I'm not big on bouncing all over the city looking for a place unless I feel like the people @ the club are trying to rip me off.

[Doubt98]

I've never gotten a girl out of the higher end clubs (not for a lack of trying). But I have had a few from the 3rd tier, working class and below (Tango). I noticed a difference between the working class and 3rd tier. It seemed that the higher the level, the more "normal" the girl seemed. More like the girl next door type. Not that those can't be found in the lower clubs. I believe it just might be more rare. UnospongeBob and Amigomio feel free to correct me if this is wrong.

But, on the other hand. The best experience I have ever had with a girl, bar none, hands down, best in show.... was a girl from the Tango. This is not to be confused with the Tangalay, the Tango is that rat hole, nasty bar on the corner north of El Infinito. Tango I would rate as below working class. I pop my head in occasionally and got lucky once. Never saw her in there again.

So, there might be rules to this game, there are no absolutes.

[Member #3453]

How does that country western song go?

"I've got friends in LOW PLACES" :-) As in, El Infinito, El Cielo, Givenchi, and the lowest of the low, Beibis, Parthenon (when, and if it's open, and not being falsely charged with child trafficing)...oh, and Tango too!

And, the reality is, just as Marius was saying, the expenditures, even in the lowest of the low, will eventually bankrupt us if we aren't careful. And, honestly, I limit my hunting to the lowest of the low for that very same reason, cost.

Let me clarify USB's post on the upper level high end clubs so IhateUPS might get the whole picture.

Grand tourism type SCs:
(uberexpensive)

1. Amnesia
2. Premiere
3. Reno
-------------------------
5 Star clubs
(expensive)

4 Prestige
5. Obsession
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And the rest:


4 Star clubs
(Less than expensive)

6. Poisson
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3 Star Clubs
(Moderate priced clubs)

7. Harem
8. Pasarelas
9. Casino
10. Womans
11. La Coneja
12. Chocolate
13. Azul Tequila
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Working Class clubs
(Still moderate priced)

14. Infinito
15. Tangalay
16. Givenchy
17. El Cielo
18. La Cava
19. Matehuala
20. Siamesas
-----------------------------------

And of course there are the rest.
There are many out there in Monterrey, but these are probably the most known in the area.

[MonterreyDude]

Let me clarify USB's post on the upper level high end clubs so IhateUPS might get the whole picture.

Grand tourism type SCs:
(uberexpensive)

1. Amnesia
2. Premiere
3. Reno
-------------------------
5 Star clubs
(expensive)

4 Prestige
5. Obsession
------------------------------

And the rest:


4 Star clubs
(Less than expensive)

6. Poisson
------------------------------

3 Star Clubs
(Moderate priced clubs)

7. Harem
8. Pasarelas
9. Casino
10. Womans
11. La Coneja
12. Chocolate
13. Azul Tequila
-------------------------------

Working Class clubs
(Still moderate priced)

14. Infinito
15. Tangalay
16. Givenchy
17. El Cielo
18. La Cava
19. Matehuala
20. Siamesas
-----------------------------------

And of course there are the rest.
There are many out there in Monterrey, but these are probably the most known in the area.

Actually, you're right on topic...

Prestige
Amnesia
Obsession
Poisson

I thinik I am forgetting at least one. You know, there has been a few new places spring up that are trying to represent themselves as High End, at least their prices are high end anyway. I don't recall the names of the new places, but Amigomio might know of them from his Yahoo group. They are all of them relatively small I believe. Amigomio, what am I forgetting?