Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Brazil Specialist]

I don't wanna end sounding like spam, but hey... you can check yourself (their web is in english):

http://www.vipsmotel.com.br/

VIPS Motel
(Av. Niemeyer, 418, Leblon, Tel: 3322-1662)

there are other fine motels... though VIPS is probably the best... and the most expensive one.

These are ballpark numbers, from my head. Might vary a bit

Their basic rooms are around R$ 85. Basic decent room, but only interested for married guys who need an escape. Not much better then what you already have at home.

I suggest to invest about 200-300 Reais. For that you get something spectacular to remember. The top rooms are above R$ 600, but you don't need a BIG pool or 3-4 beds etc.

Note the prices are for a couple, any additional 2 people are the cost of a basic room. For big parties you can negotiate a little less

[Brazil Specialist]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

To make long short she showed me the book and then asked for money up front and said this was company policy??

I paid which I have never done before, but I didn't have time to order anything else. Her body was nothing like that in the picture, she was out of shape, quite scarred, and I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture.

She started of slow and un-enthusiastic, and got better throughout the 2 hours. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I was going to look through the book again for next time, but just couldn't be bothered!

Money up front is normal, except for regular customers (like me)

Lots of hair: normal in Brazilian girls, if it is dyed blond then Brazilians actually like it

Take it as a compliment if she thinks you are too hung. If you are really really big you might want to ask the agency who is completissima, para dotação muito grande.

Now if your size is less then that, a bit of insistence might help. Threatening to complain also often helps, just grabbing the phone and say you will complain often gets her to comply. On the other hand, the girls are usually compliant, often have a sore a.. hole from overusage, and if you complain they get a hefty fine. So I suggest you try to threaten but don't follow through.
But this is all a little tricky, good knowledge of language is useful. There also is a think like a.. fucking skills, how to ease in slowly, maybe not stick it in all the way, etc .....

[Brazil Specialist]

Yes, you hand her 50R and send her back to the agency. I would reccomend looking thru the book first before you do that, so you can if there is a girl there you might like.

actually, you pay the taxi fee which usually is less then 50, but could occasionally be more .......

[Brazil Specialist]

Sounds like you got a real kook'lid of a garota. Is there a protocol for what to do when this happens -- when the goods that show up at the door are not as advertized?

You pay the 2-way taxi fee and send her back. This is why it is good to see the "book" first, or at least when you get the first girl. Then you can do a better pick of the next girl. For showing the book they might charge a fee, if you don't order someone instantly.

But sending back is kind of embarrassing, try your best to do a good pick.

There are other interesting options. One of them is to take a room at Hotel Barão de Flamengo and see the book there. Request your favorite to bring the book. If you don't like her, request the next.

You save the taxi fee (if the girl is from scortshow, not from karlamodels. scortshow girls are the upper half of www.scortshow.net . This is about the same as the hotel cost (I think it is 45 Reais. 2nd girl at the same time costs extra, 2nd girl afterwards does NOT cost extra, but I am not sure if they give you enough time to do 2 girls in a row.

Barão de Flamengo is 3 blocks from Metro "Largo do Machado"

[Torgoch]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.

She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

Thanks for the info on Julie V. Koolkid, I was planning to see her on my next visit to Rio in June. From the photos she looks stunning. Your feedback is very informative.

[Buscemi]

Yes, you hand her 50R and send her back to the agency. I would reccomend looking thru the book first before you do that, so you can if there is a girl there you might like.

I have only had one mediocre experience with Karla Models in 10 trips. I am usually more than satisfied with my selection and only had to send a GDP walking once.

I was told by a few GDP's that they use an "in house" driver.

[Bravo]

Sounds like you got a real kook'lid of a garota. Is there a protocol for what to do when this happens -- when the goods that show up at the door are not as advertized?

Yes, you hand her 50R and send her back to the agency. I would reccomend looking thru the book first before you do that, so you can if there is a girl there you might like.

[Tiradentes]

Is there a conference in Rio next week, or something?

All the hotels are booked solid for the end of May. The remaining are charging $500+ per room.

What is the deal?

[Mr Enternational]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I can't stop laughing about that baboon remark. About the anal you should have argued with her because her add says complete. "Blond, 22 years, beautiful full breasts, 1,66 of height, mannequin 40, straight hair, complete."

[Golfinho]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

To make long short she showed me the book and then asked for money up front and said this was company policy?

I paid which I have never done before, but I didn't have time to order anything else. Her body was nothing like that in the picture, she was out of shape, quite scarred, and I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture.

She started of slow and un-enthusiastic, and got better throughout the 2 hours. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I was going to look through the book again for next time, but just couldn't be bothered!

Sounds like you got a real kook'lid of a garota. Is there a protocol for what to do when this happens -- when the goods that show up at the door are not as advertized?

[Koolkid]

Called them yesterday and chose Julia vanucci. 120 reals + 25+25 for taxi.
She arrived in 10-15 minutes, so she may have already been in copa. Is 50 reals standard for taxi with Karlas?

http://www.karlamodels.net/principal_eua.html

To make long short she showed me the book and then asked for money up front and said this was company policy??

I paid which I have never done before, but I didn't have time to order anything else. Her body was nothing like that in the picture, she was out of shape, quite scarred, and I have see less hair on a baboon. Her skin was not fair either. One bonus was that her tits were natural and in good condition and were way bigger than that of the picture.

She started of slow and un-enthusiastic, and got better throughout the 2 hours. 2 pops, CIM etc, but no anal, In her words 'There is no way I can take THAT in my culo'

I was going to look through the book again for next time, but just couldn't be bothered!

[Member #3439]

Learn the language, find an open minded lady to share adventures with and set out. Then you will learn what the ladies here truly think. But you will not like what you hear.

Don't you need the garota first in order to learn the language from her? Pimsleur and the ilk don't teach a good vocabulary set for picking up non-pros for any serious stuff, I think of the character Borat and how lame his English sounds to American women and hope my Pims Porto isn't perceived like that in Brasil. What method of learning did you use?

Not like what we hear? Please elaborate. We already know Cariocas like our money and go to Copa to gather it, but think poorly of us for taking part in their set up. Next month I'll stay in Centro and try to pass myself off as a respectable gringo and see if it works. If a taxi driver asks me if I want to go to Copa, then I'll have been racially profiled.

[Rio Fan]

I haven't been to Rio in about four years. I'm devastated that Help closed! I loved that place. I found the most amazing girls there. More than a few times I ended up with girls from Barbarella's, though I never actually went there. What's it like in Barbarella's these days? Still good?

[Hughdad]

This is how many people were in front of Othon yesterday afternoon at around 3. 30pm. I walked passed afew times and saw no GDP's. Last year I hung out here, as it was a good place to people watch, and maybe pick up somthing cheap for some afternoon delight. There was always somthing there.

I've been here 2 weeks and seen no real beach action in front of Othon or in front of Balcony for that matter. Meia was always busy with different GDP's every afternoon, but this year everything is quiet.

Cariocas don't hit the beach in force until the temp hits 30.

[Koolkid]

Wow. That looks pretty bad. Did you get a chance to visit Caesar Park? If so, what was the action like?

No I'm going to try that saturday, weather permiting, and then on the night time, MudBug, and then hopefully on to that club next to Dolce Vita. Last week that place was queuing down the street, but it's a totally brazilian crowd, so I might bottle it.

If you want to spend 20-30 mins watching the world go by, try Kice-Sucos on the corner of Miguel Lemos and NS de Copacabana. Try the pasta de frango and peach shake, and then the expresso. Sorts the hangover out, with good people watching.

Went to 4x4 today, and this place is never a disapointment. Tons of girls and a great atmosphere. Got there early and wanted to session before 5pm. Saw afew from last year. I could not decide on what I wanted, and left it till 4.45pm and the boite was getting empty. The ones I had my eye on were snapped up, so I grabbed a blonde that i saw from last year. She spoke ok english and was completa. Great perfomace in the room and was up for everything, we went well well after the phone rang. 40 mins in the cabin (Which was huge compared to the others I've been in) plus 4 skol and 3 caiprahina = 280 odd reals = BARGAIN