Nairobi

[Best Fucking]

Nairobi is cheaper if not free.

I think you like to make a joke. ;)

Is it cheaper for pro girls too? But I think living in Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa.

[Ze Gato]

Hello,

I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.

I'm waiting detailed news.

Thank you.

Nairobi is cheaper if not free.

[Best Fucking]

Hello,

I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.

I'm waiting detailed news.

Thank you.

[Jamjam222]

Ok guys,

I am thinking about taking a trip to Nairobi around the 6-10 of October and staying for 1-2 weeks.

I will probably go to Mombasa after some days of arriving in NBO.

Let me know if you'd like to hook up for some beers and meeting some nice girls.

I have extensive knowledge of Nairobi, where to eat, where to have fun, and where to go looking for pros and "non"-pros.

[Kc Me]

Yes, apologies mazungu it is. Perfect, my thoughts were for the evening of the 15th Simmers from 10pm and Madhouse a couple of hours later. That is the itinerary for the evening and I will let you all know only if that changes or unless there is an amazing alternative.

I want a relatively easy first couple of evenings and I thought Madhouse would give me that in terms of picking a hottie up. I always think if you appear too dumb or naive, a malaya will try and up the rate before she lets you hide the sausage with her!

Sorry, thats no good for me I will be out of town for most of the rest of September.

That itinerary will certainly find you plenty of malayas, if you are lucky you may find some hot/fun girls among them. Jienjoy!

I agree, don't look like a total idiot, but if you seem too confident and knowledgeable in the environment they get very wary of you; I guess they realise there is zero chance of hooking you as a long term 'sponsor'/husband/ticket out of there. I find saying 'jambo' is the perfect starting point. No Kenyan ever says jambo except to a tourist and so by using the word you are declaring yourself to be friendly, harmless, willing to try but distinctly naive.

[sorry to continue to be picky!! But its mzungu (singular) and wazungu (plural).]

[Jbond]

Thanks for the sanity check! Yes Madhouse is open and still hopping.

By Carnival I am guessing you mean Carnivore. Personally I loathe and detest Carnivore, it is overpriced and full of self-important pretentious whites and wannabees. It is not in Westlands but on Langata road close to Wilson Airport.

By Diamond I assume you mean Black Diamond. One of the currently very popular clubs in Westlands. Can be good fun, but can also be a lot of work for a simple hook up. There are many clubs within spitting distance and at night the whole area is absolutely heaving with every kind of person.

Drop a message here when you are around, I have never met up with a like minded person, but it could be interesting.

By the way, that is mzungu, not mazunga! Although in fact, one thing I have learned is that appearing a naive and dumb tourist is the right strategy. The girls treat you like you are stupid which gives some advantage (if you are not stupid that is!) In fact I speak pretty good swahili but never admit to that, I love to listen to myself being talked about, it gives a distinct edge in negotiations. And when you eventually respond in swahili, or better still kikuyu, the effect is hilarious!

Yes, apologies mazungu it is. Perfect, my thoughts were for the evening of the 15th Simmers from 10pm and Madhouse a couple of hours later. That is the itinerary for the evening and I will let you all know only if that changes or unless there is an amazing alternative.

I want a relatively easy first couple of evenings and I thought Madhouse would give me that in terms of picking a hottie up. I always think if you appear too dumb or naive, a malaya will try and up the rate before she lets you hide the sausage with her!

[Kc Me]

The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.

Thanks for the sanity check! Yes Madhouse is open and still hopping.

By Carnival I am guessing you mean Carnivore. Personally I loathe and detest Carnivore, it is overpriced and full of self-important pretentious whites and wannabees. It is not in Westlands but on Langata road close to Wilson Airport.

By Diamond I assume you mean Black Diamond. One of the currently very popular clubs in Westlands. Can be good fun, but can also be a lot of work for a simple hook up. There are many clubs within spitting distance and at night the whole area is absolutely heaving with every kind of person.

Thanks for the info,most useful for my forthcoming love safari.If you see a white mazunga,1.85 tall,fairish hair, blue eyes(I know probably not uncommon on the average night)in the chaos of Madhouse trying to work out which girl to go for come on over for a beer. As I was saying to the Mombasa guys always interesting to meet fellow hunters on their own turf.

Drop a message here when you are around, I have never met up with a like minded person, but it could be interesting.

By the way, that is mzungu, not mazunga! Although in fact, one thing I have learned is that appearing a naive and dumb tourist is the right strategy. The girls treat you like you are stupid which gives some advantage (if you are not stupid that is!) In fact I speak pretty good swahili but never admit to that, I love to listen to myself being talked about, it gives a distinct edge in negotiations. And when you eventually respond in swahili, or better still kikuyu, the effect is hilarious!

[Jbond]

The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.

Thanks for the info,most useful for my forthcoming love safari.If you see a white mazunga,1.85 tall,fairish hair, blue eyes(I know probably not uncommon on the average night)in the chaos of Madhouse trying to work out which girl to go for come on over for a beer. As I was saying to the Mombasa guys always interesting to meet fellow hunters on their own turf.

[Ze Gato]

Any more news on Madhouse?Are the girls still going there or somewhere else?

As I will be in Nairobi from the 14th,so I will need to know where the best hunting is....

The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.

[Jbond]

madhouse is open, it is the gas station that is boarded. The club is open as I sampled some girls over there. The quality has gone way down though and most of the women has been regular for at least five years....I sampled them 5 years ago

Any more news on Madhouse?Are the girls still going there or somewhere else?

As I will be in Nairobi from the 14th,so I will need to know where the best hunting is....

[Bide59]

Even if we wanted to get in touch with her, we can't PM you since you are a Regular Member only.

Greetings all,

Valentine is a very hot and bisexual lady, up for threesomes, I got her cell phone number and email if anyone is interested, she sometimes goes to simmers, Please treat her good gentlemen, she is a real nice girl, and loves screaming orgasm's. PM for her details.

Wild rover

[Ze Gato]

Are you sure that we are talking of the same "Madhouse" Florida nightclub?
Somehow I doubt it ! It was boarded up & ready for demolition last week!

madhouse is open, it is the gas station that is boarded. The club is open as I sampled some girls over there. The quality has gone way down though and most of the women has been regular for at least five years....I sampled them 5 years ago

[Ze Gato]

OK, there is a challenge. I will take another look this weekend and try for some photos, if you don't hear from me again it will be because one of the punters didn't take kindly to being photographed there. But I guess I will need to have a copy of the current daily nation in shot to prove the date!

Mad house never closed. I was there for the last two weeks. The gas station is closed but the club is open and clounded as ever! It opens at around 9.00 pm until early morning
Be safe

[Wild Rover]

Greetings all,

Valentine is a very hot and bisexual lady, up for threesomes, I got her cell phone number and email if anyone is interested, she sometimes goes to simmers, Please treat her good gentlemen, she is a real nice girl, and loves screaming orgasm's. PM for her details.

Wild rover

[Kc Me]

Well "open, closing" of Florida Madhouse is taking on the semblance of UFO conspiracy. Guess we wait for another sighting and confirmation.

OK, there is a challenge. I will take another look this weekend and try for some photos, if you don't hear from me again it will be because one of the punters didn't take kindly to being photographed there. But I guess I will need to have a copy of the current daily nation in shot to prove the date!