Egypt

[TheyStoleMyName]

I am sorry to hear that it didnt work for you. Does she still work at the same place ?

Can I know her name?

PM me please.

I'm really not sure what happened with my lady friend from Goudy Jam. I really don't think that normally the girls have sex with customers, she just liked me. And since I liked her back I don't want to potentially get her into more trouble by posting or pming names. After the incident in Sharm maybe her family stopped her from working, I don't know. Or maybe she is back there and fine. If you read the reports where CaiGuy and I mention her you'll probably have no problem picking her out.

[Hungph]

Meeting was fine up until the point that resort police came knocking on the door to my room. I picked this place out (Delta Sharm) because it seemed fairly nice and was inexpensive, but more importantly because security seemed much lighter than other places and the apartments seemed fairly secluded and private and I thought I could get away with taking girls- maybe even Egyptian girls- back to my room. I was wrong. Don't stay at this place. Actually, don't go to Sharm al Sheikh at all. I hated it there.

I am sorry to hear that it didnt work for you. Does she still work at the same place ?

Can I know her name?

PM me please.

[TheyStoleMyName]

I didn't spend a lot of time in Cairo but it seems like this is the place to go.

There are a lot of clubs all around the same area here. And at least one massage parlor where full service is available even if not on the regular menu (details below) Some of the clubs seem to cater to regular club goers and it might be possible to pick up regular girls at these places. Then there are others that have prostitutes. I think the most notorious is Africana which has been renamed something else, I forget now what. Full of African prostitutes inside. Lots of Kenyans, Sudanese, Somalis, Nigerians. I don't like this place because it is SOOOO dark. I had to get out my flashlight just to see if the girl sitting 12 inches in front of me was good looking or not. Not a good place to pick out girls to have sex with.

Next to this club there are other smaller clubs that are all tiny little shitholes. I think there are Arab girls available inside including Egyptians and Moroccans. I don't know because I didn't stick around long enough to find out. I would try to avoid these places unless you are just desperate for Arab girls. I was told to just come in and look, of course, then once inside they pressure you to sit down and start ordering immediately. The guys outside told me I could have the girls inside for between 100 and 250 pounds. But what a bad environment. If you agree to have a drink then when you leave they will try to foist some ridiculous bill on you where they charge for every stupid thing. I didn't even read my bill. I had one drink and agreed to one lady drink and yet my bill somehow was about 12 items long. I gave the manager 50 or 100 pounds I think and refused to pay more than that. The girls inside that club at first were pretty friendly. Some were doable but none very attractive. But after I said that I would like to see one of them. That girl just went and sat somewhere and started smoking. WTF? She wasn't paying attention to me at all, wasn't that hot. So I just left.

The one prostitute that I picked up in Cairo was a girl from Kenya I met at the Marriott. I got her number then went to meet her in her own neighborhood later. She wasn't nearly as pretty out in daylight without all her makeup on, but I fucked her anyway. Later she met me at Africana and I took her home and got a freebie.

All in all, though. I would stay away from Egypt. I hated Sharm and had no luck there. Cairo was better but didn't have a lot of luck there, either. And I had more problems at my hotel than I've ever had before even in Saudi Arabia. Also I don't think the African I picked up was clean.

[TheyStoleMyName]

How did the meeting go?

I went there couple of times, met Malak and Amira nothing special.

Meeting was fine up until the point that resort police came knocking on the door to my room. I picked this place out (Delta Sharm) because it seemed fairly nice and was inexpensive, but more importantly because security seemed much lighter than other places and the apartments seemed fairly secluded and private and I thought I could get away with taking girls- maybe even Egyptian girls- back to my room. I was wrong. Don't stay at this place. Actually, don't go to Sharm al Sheikh at all. I hated it there.

[Goddesslover1234]

Dear friends,

I have been using these forums for the past 2 years. I must admit, only seeing the forums not contributing. I decided my time to start contributing. I plan to take membership also. And donate. For all the fun I have had and will continue I think I need to. Now back to the real deal. I don't speak arabic.

I have been mongering in Cairo for a while and it is quite a difficult place. Report of what I have done:

Royal Spa: Maadi: well went for a body massage and the lady at the reception was cute. And she did ask what type of massage. I said full body. With oil 90 mins. I was taken to a nice room. Massage lady was egytpian. And 6/10. But hot figure. They provide you plastic boxers. I tried to offer her money upto 200 EGP but she refused. Anything special. Overall a useless trip as the massage was below normal and I was lookinh at an happy ending followed by dinner.

Chinese at Maadi: very active. Gal asked me to strip. I paid her right upfront a 50 pound tip and asked her to take care and she did. Massage is naked. So good fun. She took another 100 for HJ and allowed me to touch her everywhere and kiss her. No BJ. But allowed feeling her everywhere. Good experience.

Manuela Spa: mohandesein. Useless for massage or for anything extra. And expensive. I took 1 hour and was charged 360! Very expensive. And the lady was old. A thai though. She didn't know to massage well.

Marriot Mandarin spa: useless and expensive. This was a waste of money. Won't talk about it!

Koreana: I went to maadi to pick up. Only blacks. Found a nice one called dana. All black gals in cairo are anyways average. But she was the hotter of the lot. Went to her house. Everything for 3 hours cost 600 pounds. She agreed to introduce me to hotter chicks that she said are more expensive.

Marriott gardens: still active during ramadan. Only black gals. Medium range. I spoke to one of them and they asked 750. One it was too much and secondly the gals were old.

Meridien Heliopolis: got a 1 hour massage for 300 pounds. Massage was good the girl was oriental. But refused anything else.

Maia Spa: Maadi: got a 1 hour thai massage for 250 pounds. Excellent thai massage. The gal was old so any chances were spoilt immediately. But she worked hard for an hour on massaging me!

I am planning to go to Sharm El Sheikh. Any tips on where I can get some Russian pros? Or Chinese pros to take along for a vacation to sharm?

I will keep posting more as time goes now.

[Hungph]

As she told me, her parents are Egyptian but she spent all her life in Kuwait up until the last two years when they came back to Egypt.

Supposed to be meeting her today in Sharm el Sheikh.

How did the meeting go?

I went there couple of times, met Malak and Amira nothing special.

[TheyStoleMyName]

Fantastic report, Theystolemyname. I'm glad you were able to find the place and had an apparently excellent experience. See, I told you Malak was hot! But now I'm eager to check out the other girls there, sounds like the one you had is worth seeking out (I just love Egyptian teenie curviness). I wonder if the girl you had a massage with was the one working at the desk when I visited - lots of makeup and had a headscarf but was quite cute - she said she was half Kuwaiti, did your girl mention anything like that? Anyway, good luck in your travels. Now if we can just get some more mp reports for places to visit during the Ramadan nights!

As she told me, her parents are Egyptian but she spent all her life in Kuwait up until the last two years when they came back to Egypt.

Supposed to be meeting her today in Sharm el Sheikh.

[Malabo]

Caiguy, thanks very much for the recommendation to Goudy Jam. I just had a great experience there earlier tonight.

Thanks also for the clear description of where it is located. I have been driving around Cairo for a few weeks now and most of the time it is pure hell and I can't find my way anywhere, but using your description I was able to successfully find Goudy Jam even though the sign is small and easily missed.

I wasn't sure which was was "from the city" so I just started at the Pyramids and got on Pyramids St. Asked some people to make sure I was on the right road and proceeded along slowly (not difficult to do given the traffic). It's hard to gauge accurately but I think the place is about 4 or 5 km up from the Pyramids. Coming from that direction it is shortly after passing the Rameses club and then the large pink Hotel Europa, both on your left. After spotting the Radio Shack and Mobinil I saw the Goudy Jam sign and was able to make a u-turn within 200 m then park on the street next to the building which was convenient.

Description of the place was pretty spot on though there were no veiled women when I went up. Just 3 Egyptian girls, one older at the desk and two younger standing. Of the two standing girls one was cute and very curvy- typical fat bottom Egyptian girl with tits and ass threatening to burst out of those tight jeans and t-shirts they like to wear. The other one was not bad looking but nothing special.

I noticed the gym equipment which was in fact comically underused. 3 pieces still had plastic or cardboard wrappings on them and none of them were plugged in- I think only the treadmill has ever been used even once.

The older woman at the desk explained that massage was 150 pounds. Her English wasn't great but was good enough. I asked for Malak, and explained that I had a recommendation from a friend. Word of advice: might not want to give a real name in the guest book. When I said that my friend was there a few days ago they were like "aaahh!" I think we're the only two White guys they've ever had. Then they asked me my friend's name and I said I didn't know. They happily flipped through the guest book and asked, Mr. (Western name)? So I said, "yeah, that's him."

Anyway, Malak was busy. Older woman said I'd have to wait an hour if I wanted her. The Egyptian guy sitting on the chair corrected her and said two hours. I guess he was waiting for her as well.

I went there based on the recommendation and description of Malak, but I didn't really feel like waiting that long. Besides, though Caiguy said she was the most beautiful massage girl he'd seen in Cairo, and it seems like he has the experience to make such a remark meaningful, I don't always trust other monger's evaluation of beauty. Often I see some girl described as a "beauty," only to scroll down and look at the pics posted and see someone so ugly I wouldn't take them home with me for free.

So... I went ahead and went with the cute and curvy girl. She seemed nice.

I went back to the massage room after using the bathroom first. Had some friendly banter (as much as the language barrier would allow) with my girl who then instructed me to strip down to my boxers. She left and I did. She came back and told me to lay face down so I did.

The massage was not bad. My girl had very soft hands and a gentle touch. The oil she was using smelled like the spicy pickled vegetables Egyptians like to eat and call "salat." Or maybe that was here, I smelled a bit on her as well. Like Koreans who eventually all start to smell like kimchee. Anyway the massage was nice and relaxing but there was nothing especially erotic or sensual about it. Also, unlike the report with Malak, this girl did not ask me to remove my boxers and replace them with a towel. Nor did her hands go any nearer to my genitals than the bottom of my ass and about half-way up my inner thigh. I was starting to think that this was going to end with no release at all.

Then she surprised me by asking permission to leave the room for a minute and remove her hijab. I said that was fine with me. I thought it was a move in the right direction anyway. Though seeing a girl's hair is nothing to get excited about in my country I figured this might be the Muslim massage parlor equivalent of the point when the girl leaves to remove her kimono and comes back stark naked.

Anyway after that my girl returned, her pretty black hair now exposed, and she came over close to me and asked what my mood was. I said I felt good and asked what hers was. She said she was happy.

Even though I haven't given her name, I think there are only 3 girls working there and anyone with any sense would know which one I'm talking about. Given the sensitive nature of these reports in this area of the world I'm not going to go into any more details... use your imagination and rest assured that I ended up with WAY more than a massage. Better, it seemed to be done purely out of passion and no additional money exchanged hands.

Anyway I was about to take a shower afterward and through the bathroom door caught a glimpse of Malak finally. And.. HOLY CRAP.. CaiGuy was right. That girl is fucking stunning! I only got a 2 second glimpse of her from 3 meters away, but, god damn. So beautiful.

I was kicking myself then a little bit for not waiting to see her. But at the same time, the service that I got from my girl I think was not at all typical or routine. If I had gone with Malak I have no reason to believe I would received the same treatment. Going only by CaiGuy's report I would not have, but I get the feeling the girls there just do what they want with their customers when the mood strikes so maybe I could have taken it further than just a handjob. CaiGuy, maybe if you go back you could do the same. I would certainly try if I were you, Jesus she's beautiful. I don't think I could do the same now that the one girl is probably feeling attached to me, and I'm planning to leave Cairo tomorrow anyway.

Anywho... just wanted to say thanks. You made my stay in Cairo a lot better. I may post more info about the rest of my misadventures in the city at a later date or I may post to a different forum that I'm more active in. But the above was mostly for CaiGuy to show my appreciation.

Dude,

Enjoyed reading your report,good to see the sharing of positive info all around.
C'mon the mongers.

Cheers

[Caiguy]

Fantastic report, Theystolemyname. I'm glad you were able to find the place and had an apparently excellent experience. See, I told you Malak was hot! But now I'm eager to check out the other girls there, sounds like the one you had is worth seeking out (I just love Egyptian teenie curviness). I wonder if the girl you had a massage with was the one working at the desk when I visited - lots of makeup and had a headscarf but was quite cute - she said she was half Kuwaiti, did your girl mention anything like that? Anyway, good luck in your travels. Now if we can just get some more mp reports for places to visit during the Ramadan nights!

[TheyStoleMyName]

Caiguy, thanks very much for the recommendation to Goudy Jam. I just had a great experience there earlier tonight.

Thanks also for the clear description of where it is located. I have been driving around Cairo for a few weeks now and most of the time it is pure hell and I can't find my way anywhere, but using your description I was able to successfully find Goudy Jam even though the sign is small and easily missed.

I wasn't sure which was was "from the city" so I just started at the Pyramids and got on Pyramids St. Asked some people to make sure I was on the right road and proceeded along slowly (not difficult to do given the traffic). It's hard to gauge accurately but I think the place is about 4 or 5 km up from the Pyramids. Coming from that direction it is shortly after passing the Rameses club and then the large pink Hotel Europa, both on your left. After spotting the Radio Shack and Mobinil I saw the Goudy Jam sign and was able to make a u-turn within 200 m then park on the street next to the building which was convenient.

Description of the place was pretty spot on though there were no veiled women when I went up. Just 3 Egyptian girls, one older at the desk and two younger standing. Of the two standing girls one was cute and very curvy- typical fat bottom Egyptian girl with tits and ass threatening to burst out of those tight jeans and t-shirts they like to wear. The other one was not bad looking but nothing special.

I noticed the gym equipment which was in fact comically underused. 3 pieces still had plastic or cardboard wrappings on them and none of them were plugged in- I think only the treadmill has ever been used even once.

The older woman at the desk explained that massage was 150 pounds. Her English wasn't great but was good enough. I asked for Malak, and explained that I had a recommendation from a friend. Word of advice: might not want to give a real name in the guest book. When I said that my friend was there a few days ago they were like "aaahh!" I think we're the only two White guys they've ever had. Then they asked me my friend's name and I said I didn't know. They happily flipped through the guest book and asked, Mr. (Western name)? So I said, "yeah, that's him."

Anyway, Malak was busy. Older woman said I'd have to wait an hour if I wanted her. The Egyptian guy sitting on the chair corrected her and said two hours. I guess he was waiting for her as well.

I went there based on the recommendation and description of Malak, but I didn't really feel like waiting that long. Besides, though Caiguy said she was the most beautiful massage girl he'd seen in Cairo, and it seems like he has the experience to make such a remark meaningful, I don't always trust other monger's evaluation of beauty. Often I see some girl described as a "beauty," only to scroll down and look at the pics posted and see someone so ugly I wouldn't take them home with me for free.

So... I went ahead and went with the cute and curvy girl. She seemed nice.

I went back to the massage room after using the bathroom first. Had some friendly banter (as much as the language barrier would allow) with my girl who then instructed me to strip down to my boxers. She left and I did. She came back and told me to lay face down so I did.

The massage was not bad. My girl had very soft hands and a gentle touch. The oil she was using smelled like the spicy pickled vegetables Egyptians like to eat and call "salat." Or maybe that was here, I smelled a bit on her as well. Like Koreans who eventually all start to smell like kimchee. Anyway the massage was nice and relaxing but there was nothing especially erotic or sensual about it. Also, unlike the report with Malak, this girl did not ask me to remove my boxers and replace them with a towel. Nor did her hands go any nearer to my genitals than the bottom of my ass and about half-way up my inner thigh. I was starting to think that this was going to end with no release at all.

Then she surprised me by asking permission to leave the room for a minute and remove her hijab. I said that was fine with me. I thought it was a move in the right direction anyway. Though seeing a girl's hair is nothing to get excited about in my country I figured this might be the Muslim massage parlor equivalent of the point when the girl leaves to remove her kimono and comes back stark naked.

Anyway after that my girl returned, her pretty black hair now exposed, and she came over close to me and asked what my mood was. I said I felt good and asked what hers was. She said she was happy.

Even though I haven't given her name, I think there are only 3 girls working there and anyone with any sense would know which one I'm talking about. Given the sensitive nature of these reports in this area of the world I'm not going to go into any more details... use your imagination and rest assured that I ended up with WAY more than a massage. Better, it seemed to be done purely out of passion and no additional money exchanged hands.

Anyway I was about to take a shower afterward and through the bathroom door caught a glimpse of Malak finally. And.. HOLY CRAP.. CaiGuy was right. That girl is fucking stunning! I only got a 2 second glimpse of her from 3 meters away, but, god damn. So beautiful.

I was kicking myself then a little bit for not waiting to see her. But at the same time, the service that I got from my girl I think was not at all typical or routine. If I had gone with Malak I have no reason to believe I would received the same treatment. Going only by CaiGuy's report I would not have, but I get the feeling the girls there just do what they want with their customers when the mood strikes so maybe I could have taken it further than just a handjob. CaiGuy, maybe if you go back you could do the same. I would certainly try if I were you, Jesus she's beautiful. I don't think I could do the same now that the one girl is probably feeling attached to me, and I'm planning to leave Cairo tomorrow anyway.

Anywho... just wanted to say thanks. You made my stay in Cairo a lot better. I may post more info about the rest of my misadventures in the city at a later date or I may post to a different forum that I'm more active in. But the above was mostly for CaiGuy to show my appreciation.

[TheyStoleMyName]

Hi there,

I didn't understand whether she is a working girl or a girl you are dating?

If she is a working girl, would you pass her number or that wouldn't be the case.

Awaiting your answer and thanks for your tips.

The Egyptian girl I was referring to is definitely not a working girl. Just a regular girl. Sadly, VERY sadly, things have fallen through with her. She didn't like me as much as I thought she did apparently.

I would love to find full-service with any Egyptians if anyone knows where such is available. Either in Cairo or Sharm al Shiekh.

[Caiguy]

I haven’t noticed the taxi drivers of the new white meter taxis being that bad about trying to run up the fare; I think the dishonest ones tend to rig their meters to run faster and more expensive, but I’ve only had one of these in the last year. For a foreigner, I think the cost savings of the Metro would not be outweigh the convenience of taking a meter taxi from say Tahrir Square to Nervana, which would cost around LE25-30. Just try to learn a basic Arabic greeting and the Arabic words for your destination (i.e., Naadi Nervana fi Sharia Haram). Also, sometimes the more seemingly roundabout route is the better one; recently a taxi driver turned around after a few minutes driving on Pyramids Road and took us on the Ring Road to get to Agouza. I was skeptical and thought he was driving up the fare until I realized that the much lighter traffic on the Ring Road vs. Pyramids Road that night was the superior route choice.

[Caiguy]

I’m pretty excited about an MP discovery I made yesterday. Last week I was in a taxi crawling through traffic on Pyramids Road in Giza, when I noticed a creatively-spelled name on a sign outside a third-floor apartment window: “Goudy Jam.” The pictures of people exercising confirmed the intent of the butchered spelling. Except for the funny spelling I didn't give it much thought. But then I saw something interesting: a beautiful woman walked onto the balcony adjacent to the sign. And it clicked: this might just be a massage place. Now, I haven't known of a decent massage parlor calling itself an actual gym since the glory days of Dream Gym and Nile Gym, both long gone (of course, there are those vague “health clubs/centers” like Body in Heliopolis, which was to be closed for a few weeks when I called the managers earlier this month).

So I decided to check it out. I remembered the place from some landmarks, so I was able to find it again: it is in a large apartment and shopping complex less than halfway on Pyramids Road coming from downtown Giza. Coming from the city direction, the building is on the right after you pass the unmissable pink Dary décor store and the Al Gafar Club on the right and the outdoor cinema on the left. (if you start passing the other bellydance clubs you have gone too far). The building has a Radio Shack and an Alpha labs (“Chemicals for Modern Building” and Mobinil are across the street). The entrance to the upper floors is around back; enter via the second lobby (not the one with the Sharp Electronics sign outside, but the next one down). Off this lobby the left set of stairs/elevator will take you up to the third floor where Goudy Jam is located.

When I found the building, I took a look at the sign and wondered if the place was really just a women’s gym, based on the photos on the sign. But I was there, so I went up anyway, assisted by the helpful building bawaab/security man. I got to the apartment and rang the bell, wondering what I would encounter. It opened and I saw the unmistakable signs of a massage parlor: a desk with a veiled girl, a few chairs with Egyptian men smoking, and a set of thoroughly unused exercise machines crammed against the window. My reaction: a silent “Yes!” and a mental fist-pump. I thought I would have to wait a while, with three guys already there, but the pretty desk girl quickly took my cash (LE 150) and I was ushered into a room (solid door, massage table, fan but no a/c) by Malak.

Malak is probably the most beautiful massage girl I have encountered in Cairo. I’ve had the pleasure of having sessions with some pretty girls, but none up to Malak’s standards. She looked more like the kind of girl you would see in the kind of club or restaurant (i.e., Sequoia) frequented by the beautiful young elites of Cairo. Around 21 years old, she’s slender but with a superb butt well-showcased by tight jeans, and has long jet black hair. After years of massage girls in t-shirts and sweatpants, I was very impressed by how stylishly she was dressed, with silver jewelry contrasting with a black shirt, and the beautiful seat of her pants adorned with sparkly decorations. Her service was distinctive, like her style. After bringing me a glass of water and Coke, she asked me to undress to my shorts, which she invited me to remove a couple of minutes into the session and replace with a towel, which was lifted frequently for her caressing, which extended to my balls quite a bit. The actual massage she provided was outstanding, with nice, long strokes and good use of her forearms; one of the best I’ve received in Egypt.

After the flip she spent a lot of time on my thighs, letting the towel slip away, and asked if I wanted her to massage my cock (and she did not mention anything about tips). I, logically, agreed to this service, and her touch was very sensual. I occupied my hands by caressing her ass, although she wouldn’t allow touching her breasts. For me the highlight was Malak’s manner: as she chatted with me during the massage she leaned over to bring her face close to mine and applied very intimate touches to my face and chest (even as she took the inevitable mobile phone call she tweaked my nipples sensually). Malak was also quite flattering in her comments as we conversed; while I appreciated the context it still was a nice ego boost. She prompted a mental image of a hostess in a high class gentleman’s club; doting on a client (wearing a slinky cocktail dress in this fantasy) with impeccable style and class. In short, she’s the ultimate courtesan.

As I left Malak with kisses on the cheeks, I slipped her a 50 LE note, but she was reluctant to take it. She said it was not necessary, but I persisted; I didn’t feel like I could just take it back. True, the service, while outstanding, didn’t involve the kissing or nudity that I like in my massage experiences, but a hj deserves a tip, right? Any thoughts on whether I should have tipped/taken it back?

Goudy Jam’s telephone number is 0105631348. Highly recommended; as I was leaving I saw another massage girl who looked rather attractive herself.

I have another question for the board: Malak mentioned that she had worked at a massage parlor in the same building as a Chinese restaurant on or near Pyramids road. I figured it could be a situation like the Nerco Center in Maadi where there is the massage center as well as a Chinese restaurant, though I was skeptical that Malak would have worked at a Chinese MP. I looked around Wang Fu and its building on Pyramids Road (after having dinner there) but could find no MP. I also checked out a Chinese restaurant closer to the Ring Road, but was told it was closed (don’t know if it was permanent, for summer, or for renovations), but didn’t see any sign for a gym or health center or salon, though I didn’t go inside. Anyone know of such a place, or want to investigate?

[Fred Gold]

Ahhh, yes -- good thing to point out to our fellow foreigners. They will get you to your destination but will take a longer route or pretend to be lost. And it exists everywhere taxis run -- from Zamalek to Haram to Sharm. Unfortunately, this is the only country I know of where ALL taxi drivers attempt this unfaithful tactic -- even with us their own Egyptian people. Shame.

Had that experience in another city. Had my GPS with me and it mapped the route, a big circle, I waited until I got to my hotel, got out and showed it to him.... he babbled something a mile a minute, I gave him what I thought was fair and he drove off.

[Member #4537]

Don't use the taxi meters. They will rip you off by giving you a very long scenic route.

Ahhh, yes -- good thing to point out to our fellow foreigners. They will get you to your destination but will take a longer route or pretend to be lost. And it exists everywhere taxis run -- from Zamalek to Haram to Sharm. Unfortunately, this is the only country I know of where ALL taxi drivers attempt this unfaithful tactic -- even with us their own Egyptian people. Shame.