Bangkok Reports

[SirMarjAlot]

After my trip to Rio had a strong desire to return to Thailand after neally 3 years away. Book a flight direct with Thai airways from London Heathrow. Got £230 off the flight through building up nectar points and then booking the flight through Expedia. The flight was good, Thai have the most legroom in economy class I have ever experienced. The plane was only half full so had a row to myself. No personal TV though and felt the oxygen levels were low.

Booked into the Majestic suites for 3 nights just round the corner from the NEP. Very cheap and yet comfortable hotel, including a cooked breakfast in the morning.

Massage

The first night I stop off for a massage down the Sukhumvit 2hrs 1000b, more expensive than most, but chose it due to the girl and she was very sexy. Wanted 1000B for hand-relief eventually agreed on 600B, but she had some lovely big thai tits and wanted to get it between them so she got her 1000B in the end.

ROund to soi cowboy, neally took two twins sat outside the Siamese twins bars, they looked like good time girls.

Into Bacarra but too loud and then into Tilac. Soi Cowboy very busy, lots of mongers around although less tourists in general around since my last trip pre- financial crisis and political violence etc.

Tilac

Meet a nice girl in Tilac, in the bar we are snogging, she grabbing my cock and sticking her tongue down my throat, she had no knickers on, wanted 3500B ST, eventually agreed on 2000B. Back to the hotel. She was alot of fun, very good BBBJ and even licked my anus! She wanted to stay LT back at the hotel but let her go as she not sleep and I was jetlagged.

Soi 7, 1 Crazy horse

The next evening planning to hit the gogos of the Nana, decide to kill some time in the early evening down soi 7, 1 not expecting to find any girl to my liking down here. Then I meet this lovely curvy thai girl in the crazy horse bar, we agree 1500B ST and back to my hotel. She was a little shy and inexperienced but none the less had a good sex session with her.

Spend the remainder of the night in the Nana, the top floor was mostly dead but it was a Monday night. Next floor down lots of girls, if I was not empty would have had plenty to choose from, good ratio in the Erotica bar. Later I walk over to soi 3 and the Grace hotel to check out whats on offer there. Some BIG black girls but nothing I like.

4 hands hand relief

My last evening I'm walking up and down soi 22, fancy a massage, find a little place offering 4 hands massage for 2 hours for 700B, the girls not too bad either. Always a nice way to kill a couple of hours especially if you have some aches and pains or just need to recharge. At the end the girls are offering me full sex for 1500B, I want a double BJ though with CIM and they agree on 1000B each, I think great! But then the condoms come out. I'm not interested in CBJ so we agree HJ for 500B each. They very good at a 4 hands hand-job and completely empty me.

I spend the remainder of the evening trying some different Gogos down soi cowboy, then down soi 5 and into gullivers to check out the freelancers. Not so many and nothing I like. Next stop Pattaya.

Conclusion

Bangkok still has some great mongering on offer as ever. Alot more Africans about now, they are down soi 5 and even in some of the Gogos down soi Cowboy. Exchange rates are not favorable now and one has to budget.

[MauiDude]

So I went to Soi Cowboy last night with my girl friend from Philippines.

Okay no surprise but hardly any girls seemed friendly towards her.

And she is into girls very much. And she is always smiling. Also wearing a dress with no underwear for one or two girls that smiled at her she opened her legs and showed them her pussy so did she scare them?

Seems like last year there were a few more girl friendly girls on soi cowboy anybody find any bars with bi girls or lesbians in nana or soi cowboy we found a girl on soi 7/1 at a gogo next to eden club she was not girl friendly but liked me and then we had a good time but my girl friend was left out I guess we go back to Pattaya to find more girls that are into girls.

[Stiffoak 571]

The girl with glasses in Toys bar on Cowboy has gonorrhea so beware - passed it on to me which is how I know!

[Gzono]

Hi I had a chat with a girl sitting just off the pace in Nana down in the quiet end-can't remember her name but she was 30 odd and had really really long hair smoked and sat near a small hotel Anyhow some SW are crap but this one was good except she did not give me a BJ which is good as this seems to indicate that she was careful and she did give me a great pre and manicure and added a few THBs for the job. I gotta say some of the sights and foreigners in the soi area was really sad-I was embarrased to be a whiteboy. The lack of respect and loutish behaviour must give us all a bad name esp the UK football team that was making a complete arse of themsleves-oh well that's life in the market place.

[Fon Tok]

If you don't have more luggage than you can carry down a few flights of stairs, take the airport train to Makkasan station (15 Baht) and a taxi from there (shouldn't be more than 60-80 Baht depending on the traffic) or the subway and skytrain, which involves further walking/changing and doesn't save all that much.

It is actually easier than that. From the arrivals area, (on Level 2), there are moving ramps all the way to the LINK Train Station.

For the time being, the Express Line to Makkasam is 100 baht; the local train (w/more stops) is 15 baht. Makkasan (at Asoke & Phetchaburi Rds.) is not too far from Nana, although you'll have to exit the station to get a taxi.

The slower local train (City Line) goes all the way to the Phaya Thai BTS Station. There is an easy direct connect here between the two systems. The BTS trip from Phaya Thai to Nana on the BTS is about 30 baht, and could be much quicker if there is heavy traffic. Using this route, you can actually get to Nana for 45 baht!

If you have heavy luggage, you'll have to use the elevators to exit the terminal stations, and negotiate the way from the Nana BTS Station to your hotel.

see: http://www.bangkokairporttrain.com/

[Tiger 888]

I'll be next month in Bangkok,

Can somebody tell me the best way for going from the airport to my hotel in nana zone? I asked for pick up by the hotel staff and asked me 1.000 bath. It is confortable but maybe not so cheap.

Thanks

If you don't have more luggage than you can carry down a few flights of stairs, take the airport train to Makkasan station (15 Baht) and a taxi from there (shouldn't be more than 60-80 Baht depending on the traffic) or the subway and skytrain, which involves further walking/changing and doesn't save all that much.

[TimTimGuy]

I'll be next month in Bangkok,

Can somebody tell me the best way for going from the airport to my hotel in nana zone? I asked for pick up by the hotel staff and asked me 1.000 bath. It is confortable but maybe not so cheap.

Thanks

hey, Dreams. You will see many LARGE signs pointing you to the city taxi pick-up point. It's located on the lowest level of the airport, just outside the door -- I think in fact there may be two departure points. Change some money or go to an ATM before you head for the taxi.

You will see multiple desks, maybe a line. Tell the girl/guy the name of your hotel. S/he gives you a receipt and hands the rest of the (receipt) paper to the driver. He takes you from there. He will have functional English at best. And the driver will be "he".

The driver should turn on the meter right away. If he doesn't when you drive away, remind him. He will PROBABLY ask you for toll road money (75 THB), but may roll that into your fare. That "ask" is ok, unless you want to avoid the expressway and meander through the streets (Don't). If you give the driver 100THB, he will give you the change after one of the two toll booths.

Your total fare may be 300 THB, maybe a bit more with toll road fare.

BTW, there is an airport fact sheet at the top of the page, but the information looks out of date.

~TTG

[Booey]

A cutie at Rawhide quoted me shorttime for 1000b last time I was there, as her opening bid.
Sadly I was saving my energy for Pattaya ... Champagne gogo has ST all in for 1500b. Strange scenes ... shapely mamasan groping the tits of a waitress, hand inside her bra, while standing facing away from her, talking to someone else.

Shite, 1K for ST at Rawhide, either business is horrible, the girl is a newbie or you have terrible hearing! J/K, sorry you didn't have the energy to go for it. I haven't heard many stories about guys getting ST for 1K from any gogo for a long time. Strange about the mamasan doing the groping???

[Rocksoff]

A cutie at Rawhide quoted me shorttime for 1000b last time I was there, as her opening bid.
Sadly I was saving my energy for Pattaya ... Champagne gogo has ST all in for 1500b. Strange scenes ... shapely mamasan groping the tits of a waitress, hand inside her bra, while standing facing away from her, talking to someone else.

[Member #4169]

I'm getting really excited about my trip to Bangkok next month. Do you have some other experiences that you haven't told about yet on this forum? I'm a real fan of your stories. What is the most funny thing you have ever experienced in your Mongering adventures?

CB

I am just as excited as you are about going back to BKK next month as well. I booked my room at LL and want to explore that area a little bit more. During a stay a few years ago I was staying with a expat/thai couple. He is an Aussie guy that has a serious drinking problem and one night he told me that he went to the upscale pussy part of town. Soi 33 is the area he was mentioning about. So I am excited about checking it out. Also the stories from other reporters on this forum make me curious about the this part of Bangkok.

By the way, do you know the real name of Bangkok? It's Krungthep Mahanakon Bovorn Rattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchatathani Burirom Udomratchanivetmahasatan Amornpiman Avatarnsatit Sakkathattiyaavisnukarmprasit.

The english translation would be something like:
The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.

But you asked about the most funny thing I have experienced during my mongering adventures. Well, here is one that I found quite funny. It happened in Nana Entertainment Plaza and I was not even planning on doing it on purpose.:-) I convinced a Thai GF of mine to do some Go Go bar hopping (her English is very decent and she does not look 100% Thai, so she could pass for being a tourist). Naturally as usual my belly was filled with butterflies and my heartbeat was a little bit elevated. This happens to me every time I go out to NEP. It is an intoxicating feeling. I just love watching beautiful women and the knowledge that they are available to touch, taste, play and have fun with (for the right amount of baht, ofcourse) makes those places highly addictive for me. All the more reason to have someone else by your side that might enjoy it as well. So here I am with my Thai GF and some time to kill. We just had a fabulous meal in one of the Chinese restaurants in MBK and we could either watch a movie or go to NEP (these were the 2 choices that I had given her). Since she was wearing a simple short dress with not much underneath it, a stay-al in an icy cinema was not such a good idea. So she was being a good girl and agreed to Go Go bar hopping at NEP.

We took the BTS to Nana and got off on the correct side. After a short walk we ended up in NEP and started to look around. First we played some games on the ground level (four in a row) an had a drink. Then I asked my GF to go up and increase the fun a little. She asked me how, and I answered by grabbing her hand and pulling her up the escalator towards the next floor. We were greeted by touts, ladyboys and dancing girls and decided to check out one of the bigger bars. I cannot recall the name of the bar. We were escorted by the mama-san to our booth and started to watch the bar scene from there. The mama-san got really friendly with us and we offered her a drink. She gladly accepted and we did some more smalltalk. My Thai GF got a little bit drunk already and started to talk Thai to the mama-san. The mama-san was amused by the fact that a Thai GF (who is absolutely not part of the whole P4P scene) was interested in going with a farang to the NEP. She asked what would turn my Thai GF on. The reply was: my farang friend, nude on stage.

As if the devil had part in this, a show was about to start in which 8 girls were to perform a multiple lesbian act. The mama-san looked at me and asked me: You want to go on stage? I looked at my Thai GF and she almost literally pushed me out of the booth, saying: go go (Maybe that is were the term Go Go comes from.:-)) So here I was, in a Go Go Bar in NEP, with a drunk Thai GF and a mama-san that had the humor to see how far this little Thai girl and her farang friend would go to have some fun. A real mind twister this was for me. Should I stay with my Thai GF or have fun with 8 hot smoking Go Go dancers, but then on stage in front of the entire bar. Fellow mongers what would you do?

Well, I decided to have a go at it. So I went up on stage and 8 girls looked at me and at the mama-san. The latter gave orders to undress me and make a good show out of it. Can you imagine 16 hands pulling at your clothes? I was in my undies in no time (I was happy that I decided to wear underwear that day and not freeballing it :-)). A chair was put on stage and I was ordered to sit (nang rep roi, krab!). A very cute specimen decided to do a lap dance. Her naked body which was supplied with a grade A tush and very nice pair of handful sized breasts. Soon, my underwear began to shrink (or was it something else that got too large?) and I had to ask the girl to either gyrate her cute behind a little bit less hard on my crotch or else face the consequences. But these words were spoken to a deaf (wo)man. She decided to put some creativity into it of her own and stripped me of my last piece of clothing that separated my manhood from her naked skin. 8 pairs of eyes (and numerous pairs of eyes in the crowd) stared at the stage and saw me in my birthday suit. The wish of my Thai GF had come true! Her farang was actually naked on stage. The only thing unaccounted for were the 8 gorgeous dancers that were not willing to let go of me so easily.

I was hard as a rock. Khun mi ham yai ka (you have a large one), were the words whispered by the dancer that undressed me. She swung her legs around my waist and started rubbing her crotch on my member. She was aroused, too, because the fear of being rubbed by a twat that has a 2-days old shaving job (the term sandpaper comes to mind here) was not what actually happened. Instead I felt a warm and moist trail of womanly wetness on my c*ck and thanked heaven for not having a rash burn all over my pleasure stick. The feeling was intense and her leg muscles were phenomenal. She was leaning backwards and her arms dropped to the floor. She shook her head and her hair was flinging wildly from side to side. I decided to add a little bit of extra's to it as well and started spinning around slowly. The audience was applauding and I almost dropped her to the floor. I almost completely forgot that there was an audience and the clapping brought me back to reality. As an amateur performer you have to forgive me that my eyes were fixed on her body and not on the audience :-)

During my slow spin I saw that other girls were performing their usual show and 7 hot steaming bodies were intertwined in steamy lesbian actions. The show was over with an abrupt stop of the music and the lights going out. The dancer that was wrapped around my waist raised her body and put her arms around my neck. She gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and said: Khob Khun ka (Thank you) and I just looked into her eyes and decided to remember her number. I quickly gathered my clothes together and managed to get dressed before the lights came on again. I was a happy guy and saw my Thai GF sitting there with a huge smile on her face. I sat next to her and the mama-san decided to give me a drink on the house. She jokingly asked if she could my pay bar fine and take me to her room because she wanted to sample some of that ham jai that I had.:-). But I decided to stick to my Thai GF that night.

The morale of this story? Even within NEP you might be suprised as what to see on stage. You think you get to see gorgeous girls. But when you do see a farang on stage, don't get upset or jealous. He is probably there to please someone else.

D.

[PolyOrchid]

I just finished a 3-hour, 2000 baht session with a little Thai stunner. She's 27, speaks perfect English, is petite, smart, sexy, and aims to please.

I met her on Craigslist but she's constantly getting flagged so you may have a hard time seeing her there. She's an independent provider, doesn't do the bar scene.

I will gladly pass on her details; treat her well, boys, she's a jewel.

[Boater Boy]

I'll be next month in Bangkok,

Can somebody tell me the best way for going from the airport to my hotel in nana zone? I asked for pick up by the hotel staff and asked me 1.000 bath. It is confortable but maybe not so cheap.

Thanks

Hi,

I took a taxi from the airport to Nana this week and paid just 250 B, including tolls. The traffic was light so you may pay a bit more if it is busy.

Boater Boy

[Dreams1973]

I'll be next month in Bangkok,

Can somebody tell me the best way for going from the airport to my hotel in nana zone? I asked for pick up by the hotel staff and asked me 1.000 bath. It is confortable but maybe not so cheap.

Thanks

[Barko]

But the bomb guy was from Hang Dong, Chiang Mai Province a major hotbed of red shirts and one of the number one rally points for the "Suea Daeng" in Chiang Mai. (*) Also, the Hang Dong Tambon chief is Surapol Sattayarak, is a long time supporter and vote buyer for former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, right? Hmm, I am doing the math here again, maybe it's too hard, hmm.

Oh, OK, never mind, I'll stop thinking, gosh it's just too difficult. Oh, wait, isn't Hang Dong one of those decreed by Red Shirt radio host Kwanchai Praipana as on the violence list if Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva ever physically goes there?

Oh, and wait up again, didn't the car that the SAME bomb guy from yesterday drove down from Hang Dong, on April 3rd of this year, actually BLOW UP in the Poseidon Massage parking lot in Ratchada on April 5th? And The Poseidon just happens to be owned by a long time mortal enemy of Thaksin Shinawatra, yes? Gosh, this is all just too complicated, damn! I'll just have to get back into the Quintic form = 0 to figure this tough one out. Sherlock Holmes, where are you when we need you?

Never mind, OK, tell you what, let's just do this:

"Calling all red shirts! Hey guys! Your bomber buddy just fucked up again!"

Better?

(* = I used to own a piece of property, 6 rai land & house, just south of Hang Dong)

Anyway, thanks for the warning The Pro. Will definitely keep an eye out for dudes from Chiang Mai carrying dynamite or disassembled land mines around in their car then carrying the stuff up to their walk up apartments in Bangkok to be carried back down and delivered to an unknown location somewhere in a city of 12 million people. And, no, I am not kidding about that last part.

Thanks, really.

My deepest and most profound condolences to the family and friends of the innocent people that this Red Shirt bomber has murdered.

The fact that the bomber himself is gone forever is a good thing, of course, not just for the present, but for the future as well. How many innocent lives have been spared by the accidental death of this political pawn's errant hand?

Red Shirt Bomb Maker Accidentally Kills Self "Police said earlier that the suspected bomber, Samai Wongsuwan was a fervent red-shirt and fierce supporter of Thaksin Shinawatra."

As evidence mounts, the ongoing ruthless methods of Thaksin Shinawatra become more and more apparent. Thaksin will resort to anything to regain the money and land seized by the Thai Courts, including the killing his own people.

Thaksin Shinawatra is the most diabolical leader in the history of modern day Thailand.

[Corne Bakker]

I've heard that they refer to them as see, see, see (444): 4 centimeters, 4 minutes, 4k.

I'm getting really excited about my trip to Bangkok next month. Do you have some other experiences that you haven't told about yet on this forum? I'm a real fan of your stories. What is the most funny thing you have ever experienced in your Mongering adventures?

CB