Kyiv

[Angus Magee]

Asia Chaos-I do not usually write in this thread (my threads are Berlin, ArtemisFKK and various German threads) but I just want to thank you for your series of Kiev reports and say-keep it up man!.

You do seem to be getting some grief here as well as plenty of encouragement. From where I sit you reports are very entertaining and well written. Had to laugh though-after a night with the guide you try to figure out how to keep her on tap while nailing a few pros in the wings. Men really are dogs (). Guess that is why they call us mongers. Keep it up and you just might make the Monger I Admire next month on my blog.

www.angusmagee.com

As for the flash-I say, if you got it flaunt it! Within reason of course. If you are ever in Berlin do look me up.

AM

[Jojosun]

So let me get this straight. A. C. First inquires of this forum about possible body guards in Kiev. So when he arrives into town, he declares to all custom agents he has tons of cash above non declaration limits. Then he proceeds to town in a big old " look at me" Lincoln.

Dude, get yourself an atm card and take a taxi. Leave that limelight shit for the Oligarchs. Flashy foreigners can be assured plenty of grief in Eastern Europe.

I think your advise is now history for Asian Chaos.

He has now found his martini girls, anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

He did it his way&, look where he is now, he is coimaxing all the time.

I am only interested in the Korean girl student in his pack.

She would be the only one affordable for me.

I buy her as a present from London, (kimchi, and lots of it), Korean pickles. Koreans eat it all the time.

Hope she can eat it with my dick in an affordable reataurant in Kiev.

Most certainly not concorde.

[EasyEase]

ac, enjoy your time, you are doing well and don't get bothered by the gamehaters here.

but don't fall in love when getting this gfe feelings that are very comoon in ukraine or you will get addicted. as i did.

keep it up and good reports.

easyease

my friend - i got the immigration fast track as i do not like to wait, also it was my first time in kiev so i wanted no racial interrogation at the standard immigration line. i brought cash as was not sure about the atms, besides it saves me the trouble of going to the atm. as for the lincoln - i did not order a lincoln that is what they sent. as for being flashy - the only people who know how much money i have brought is the customs guy and that i had to declare else they use a excuse to confirep001e it. restaurants i pay by card and only in clubs for drinks will i pay by cash.

the only time i drew attention was last night at the night club and that also when i hit the dance floor. dance finish go back to private room upstairs. otherwise it was all subtle all the way.

i dropped the idea of the bodyguard as other members suggested that it would only draw even added attention.

[AsianChaos]

so let me get this straight. a.c. first inquires of this forum about possible body guards in kiev. so when he arrives into town, he declares to all custom agents he has tons of cash above non declaration limits. then he proceeds to town in a big old " look at me" lincoln.

dude, get yourself an atm card and take a taxi. leave that limelight shit for the oligarchs. flashy foreigners can be assured plenty of grief in eastern europe.

my friend - i got the immigration fast track as i do not like to wait, also it was my first time in kiev so i wanted no racial interrogation at the standard immigration line. i brought cash as was not sure about the atms, besides it saves me the trouble of going to the atm. as for the lincoln - i did not order a lincoln that is what they sent. as for being flashy - the only people who know how much money i have brought is the customs guy and that i had to declare else they use a excuse to confirep001e it. restaurants i pay by card and only in clubs for drinks will i pay by cash.

the only time i drew attention was last night at the night club and that also when i hit the dance floor. dance finish go back to private room upstairs. otherwise it was all subtle all the way.

i dropped the idea of the bodyguard as other members suggested that it would only draw even added attention and they were right.

[AsianChaos]

After the 6pm session was ready for dinner.

The guide showed up at 8:20 with 5 of her friends. 2 were hotties, 2 was slightly chubby, and the other one was a korean student studying in Kiev. Picked up 23 red roses on our walk to the restaurant for the birthday girl and the other girls were clearly impressed with the level of attention the guide was getting from me.

Off to the restaurant..Concord..nice place just the white covering on the chair kills it. It is located on the 8th floor of a business building that has a terrace view. The food was fusion and expensive. We ordered 3 bottles and individual starters and main course and the damage was about 7,300 UAH. But the 3 bottles where good ice breakers for the company. Out of the 5 new faces 3 could speak good english and 1 had some difficulty while the other one was completely Ukrainian.

We had a good laugh and I suggested that to her friends since it was her birthday they should each share something embarrassing about the birthday girl. And this led to a nice friendly and sometimes initimate conversations.
After dinner we decided to got to a Karaoke bar called Godzilla.

Completely russian crowd and and an average bar. Mostly russian songs and I sang Hotel California and tried to make it funny for the girls. The birthday girl was beaming and hanging on to my arm and she was proudly displaying her new found charmer.

At 1:00pm we decided to go to the night club and the guide suggested Praptic or prapita (I cannot recall the name correctly) as she knew the manager there very well. So walked in to the club and was taken to the second floor with a private room that has a huge glass window and we could see the dance floor. It was disco night and a lot of songs from th 80s and 90s and 2 ribbed half naked male models performing on the stage. We ordered drinks and hit the dance floor and i was dancing with 4 girls and clearly was being eyed by males as well as females. Clearly it was a mixed crowd with non pros who were with their boyfriends and pros on the sides sitting or standing by the walls. From what I could see a lot of older working woman I think 26+ with a few 21+. I did not see anyone that was like wow....there were some that had dressed sexy....but not sure about the goods underneath.

I was enjoying the company of the 5 girls and besides the guide another girl was warming up to me. When then played a slow song she asked me if I could do a slow dance with her. The guide was busy dancing with her other friends and I started dancing with this one. I was trying not to be a sleeze ball and kept my distance with her also of the fact did not want to upset the guide who was right there next to me. So this other girl who I was dancing with pulls me closer and tells me to stop dancing like I am dancing with my mother. So here I am trying to think what my next step should be. Thankful the song ended and we moved to a Micheal Jackson number and we all started dancing again. At 2:30 3 of her friends asked that they have to leave and we said bye to them. So i am left with the guide, the korean and the girl who slow danced with me. I can tell the girl is getting jealouse and trying to move in a sexy way on the dance floor. The guide sees this and gets annoyed and they have like a dance off on the dance floor. I was clearly enjoying the show and so were the other people. I think the guide had enough of her friend or maybe she was just tipsy - she grabbed my arm and said we should leave. I paid for the drinks 1,500 UAH and she said bye to her friends and got in the taxi with me. Now was the moment of truth...I asked her if she was had a great time and then she kissed in the cab to show her appreciation. But I could sense that she was hesitant. She said that she should get dropped off first and then I could take the taxi back to the apartment. I had to think fast...I said that I had a gift for her and that was at the apartment. So needed to come to the apartment to get her gift. Hearing the word gift she agreed. I had bought 4 woman parfumes from the duty free aniticipating that there might be times when they come in very handy. So back at the apartment I gave her a Estee Lauder parfume - I aplogized that it was not wrapped. She thanked me again with a kiss and this time - i was more passionate in my kissing to her. She responded with her tongue and I knew I was there.

It was kind of awkward getting undressed with the overcoats and the heavy winter clothing while kissing away - but I knew I had to get the clothes off before she could change her mind. With a lot of fumblying finally managed to get her clothes off and her bra. She had nice firm boobs. I was still semi-clothed and while kissing I picked up in my arms and made it to the bedroom. Got more intense once we hit the bedroom and me fingering her love hole made her go over the edge. She was clearly wet and i moved her hand to my dick so she was stroking me and I was fingering her. We were still kissing deeping and I just got on top of her and dived in bareback. I guess the alcohol was getting to both of us. It was more passionate love making rather than a sports fuck. We tried various positions while in between she wanted to taste herself and gave me a quick blowjob and back to doddy position. I think I came inside her - i did try to pull out just before but I think she was on the edge herself and held on to me when I wanted to pull out. So half of it went inside her and the other half on the sheets.

We cuddled and it was nice experience and somewhere we both dosed off.

She woke me in the moring at 8 and was already ready and said she need to go to work. I kissed her good bye and she said to call her once I wake up.

After she left I had to get ready and hit the office as well. Just finished work. And I thought I update on the events.

I feel that I like the dating game here. From what I have seen about the working woman - they are average. I am sure there are hot stunners...but I personally like the GFE feeling that I am getting here. I have 3 girls from Mamba lined up. 1 girl is coming today taking a 3 hour bus ride and will be here at 8:00 in the evening. I did not tell her that i was in Kiev for the last 2 days. She thinks I am coming in today in the evening. So today will be most probably a GFE night as I have been chatting with this one for the last 1 month and she has confirmed that she will be spending the night with me. So wine, dine and back to the apartment. I do not think I will hit the clubs today.

I however do have a session booked at 5 with a pro for 1 hour and from the pictures that she has sent me - promises to be a stunner.

Now I have to figure out a way to keep the guide away but not lose her as she was a pricy investment. So have to make up an excuse that I cannot see her as have to go to a business dinner and not feeling too well.

Till later.

[It Travel]

Been there once....
42/4 Pushkinska St, Kiev-Donbass business center, Kyiv, Ukraine or not?

One of the most expncive restaurants in the city and with EU-Italian-Asian fusion cusine (bleah!!!).

They think it's just elegant with the white chairs etc etc, farirly prefer small typical eateries in Podol...

Just appearence and no substance!

Do not think I'm so cheap when eating, just for a comment been several times a Bocuse in Lyon and La Tour d'Argent in Paris so... but that was wort the price (La Tour so so, but the story)...

In my taste one of the quality/price best restaurants in Kiev is still Pervak... (ul. Rognidenska 2) even on the KLM city guide (as Concord) mind that a full dinner (despite what they say), aperitive, three courses, wine, drinks, will go around 1.000 UAH and no champangne...

IT

Thanks for your comments.

I ma loving it in Kiev.

I slept at 9:00 and woke up at 1:00pm and went off to the rep office to get the work sorted with apolgies that i I was feeling under the weather for the late arrival.

Left at 5:00 and had already book a contact from Mamba at 6:00pm.

She was arrived on the dot and she was a bit older than her photos but friendly had a average session with her 2 pops. Damage 600 UAH.

Yesterday the hot guide invited me to her birthday dinner today and I offered that the dinner should be on me. So just heading out right now for dinner with 6 girls at some upscale place called Concorde. Then we plan to hit the clubs at night to celebrate. I am hoping that will be able to bring at 1 back home.

If not then a good contact for future freebie. There is always arena or buddha bar if all else fails.

Will be posting photos to substantiate all claims But it will have to wait as the pictures that the camerca is taking is over 5mb and I have to re-size them to post. Time is something of a precious commodity right now

[AZN Monger]

...or if you live here long enough you don't need to be even flashy at all. Dating and freebies are definitely easy here if you give it the effort it requires. Remember:

1. A Kiev girl is more likely attracted to a Kiev boy, especially if your Russian is non-existant.

2. Taking point #1, realize that most girls registered at marriage agencies want mainly a better life, especially if a translator is needed to communicated between the two. Do people honestly think it might work with such a big language obstacle in the way?

3. Impress Ukrainian girls. Learn some Russian, polish your clothes and appearance (looks matter more here than America).

4. Just like any other women in the world - it takes effort to romance. When I was dating girls from Belarus I met in the U.S., they were highly educated and smart. They didn't just fall for anyone. They need a strong, yet weak (when needed) gentlemen.

If you're not here for dating, just recycle dance club, bar and mamba girls in rotations)

[Climaxnow]

So let me get this straight. A.C. first inquires of this forum about possible body guards in Kiev. So when he arrives into town, he declares to all custom agents he has tons of cash above non declaration limits. Then he proceeds to town in a big old " look at me" Lincoln.

Dude, get yourself an atm card and take a taxi. Leave that limelight shit for the Oligarchs. Flashy foreigners can be assured plenty of grief in Eastern Europe.

[Jojosun]

Thanks for your comments.

I ma loving it in Kiev.

I slept at 9:00 and woke up at 1:00pm and went off to the rep office to get the work sorted with apolgies that i I was feeling under the weather for the late arrival.

Left at 5:00 and had already book a contact from Mamba at 6:00pm.

She was arrived on the dot and she was a bit older than her photos but friendly had a average session with her 2 pops. Damage 600 UAH.

Yesterday the hot guide invited me to her birthday dinner today and I offered that the dinner should be on me. So just heading out right now for dinner with 6 girls at some upscale place called Concorde. Then we plan to hit the clubs at night to celebrate. I am hoping that will be able to bring at 1 back home.

If not then a good contact for future freebie. There is always arena or buddha bar if all else fails.

Will be posting photos to substantiate all claims But it will have to wait as the pictures that the camerca is taking is over 5mb and I have to re-size them to post. Time is something of a precious commodity right now

I think for a first timer to Kiev with no money issues, you have gone about it the right way & in a subtle way. Hope you can put some costs on co or whatever expenses?.

No Flash Harry here.

The main thing is you have done the clubs in the right way, by appearing there with a stunning girl on your side & none of this BS of face control at the door.

It seems your investment paid off.

You score more when you are in the company of an attractive female or females, and not just in Kiev.

If I were you, keep the Guide as your Own future Finder for Kiev delights.

You get more rewards this way.

[Crocodilechik]

Hi Asianchaos,

Nice report. Which guide are you using, what is cost and services offered?

Thanks

[AsianChaos]

Can you imagine if AC second user name was Organized?

Asian Chaos, gets a ride in a Brand New Lincoln, met at the Airport by a Stunning Guide, gets taken to a couple of clubs & gets laid Twice on the same night. The second hit at 5am? /

And he posts a Report at 8 am.

No wonder Asian Economies are booming & a lot of Western Economies begging for handouts from the IMF & others.

And he said he was going there for Work?

I would do it the same way, if Money wasn't the Bloody Issue.

I love American Cars.

Thanks for your comments.

I ma loving it in Kiev.

I slept at 9:00 and woke up at 1:00pm and went off to the rep office to get the work sorted with apolgies that i I was feeling under the weather for the late arrival.

Left at 5:00 and had already book a contact from Mamba at 6:00pm.

She was arrived on the dot and she was a bit older than her photos but friendly had a average session with her 2 pops. Damage 600 UAH.

Yesterday the hot guide invited me to her birthday dinner today and I offered that the dinner should be on me. So just heading out right now for dinner with 6 girls at some upscale place called Concorde. Then we plan to hit the clubs at night to celebrate. I am hoping that will be able to bring at 1 back home.

If not then a good contact for future freebie. There is always arena or buddha bar if all else fails.

Will be posting photos to substantiate all claims But it will have to wait as the pictures that the camerca is taking is over 5mb and I have to re-size them to post. Time is something of a precious commodity right now

[EasyEase]

I am in Kiev. Landed yesterday evening and was wisked away by VIP arrival team as soon as I landed from the airport. I was the only VIP and the lady behind the immigration desk along with the customs guy were very helpful and friendly.

SNIP

I gave her UAH100 with a kiss on the cheek and as she was leaving she said "Massage Horosha" and smiled.

Will try to get some sleep now and see what the afternoon hold

Very nice report and wish you a great time in Kiev.

I will be in Kiev 03.12.-08.12.2010 to visit my GF there, attend the Armin Van Buuren concert and look for new Kiev Bunnys.

[Jojosun]

Ok. You are free to spend your money on what you want, of course. I understand money is not an issue for you. I just think the fast track service is an unnecessary cost, especially since long queues are not a problem at Boryspil, and particularly because the opening of the new Terminal F is making arrival/departure even easier and faster than before.

This will be your first trip to Kiev, right? I understand planning and security is important to you (fast track in airport, pre-arranged entry to the night clubs and your idea about hiring a bodyguard). All these measures and your precaution are really not necessary to have a good time in Kiev. Good, old common sense should do it.

I wish you a good trip on Thursday. Keep an eye on your drink and a hand on your wallet, and I’m sure you will have fun there I hope you will write a report after your trip.

Can you imagine if AC second user name was Organized?

Asian Chaos, gets a ride in a Brand New Lincoln, met at the Airport by a Stunning Guide, gets taken to a couple of clubs & gets laid Twice on the same night. The second hit at 5am? /

And he posts a Report at 8 am.

No wonder Asian Economies are booming & a lot of Western Economies begging for handouts from the IMF & others.

And he said he was going there for Work?

I would do it the same way, if Money wasn't the Bloody Issue.

I love American Cars.

[Jojosun]

I am in Kiev. Landed yesterday evening and was wisked away by VIP arrival team as soon as I landed from the airport. I was the only VIP and the lady behind the immigration desk along with the customs guy were very helpful and friendly.

But had to wait like 20 minutes for the bags to arrive to VIP area and no issues there except I had to declare the thousands of pounds I was carrying. Filled in the proper forms for declaration showed them the money and was bade farewell.

Outside was a stunner girl waiting for me to take me to the apartment. I was taken in the brand new lincoln to the city. It was drizzling and the traffic coming into the city was so bad that I reached the apartment at 9:00.

The guide - said that we had a reservation at shooters at 10:30 for dinner. Quick shower and changed and was driven to Shooters. Was kind a dissapointed with the all the hype here about being the best place to pick hot woman. Very few people and even few stunners there. Waited till 12:30 and the guide suggested that we go to Buddha bar. The lounge on the second floor was semi-crowded with clearly all working woman and some were even barely an 8. Had a couple of drinks and then saw a real hotty - young. She was swaped by men all trying to push their dick through. I mentioned this to guide and we had a laugh and joking asked her if she could invite her over to join us. The guide was hesitant but clearly seemed that this would be exit from me from the night. So she approached the girl had a 45 sec conversation with her and she as at our table.

Mira could speak pausable english and she was very friendly and bubbly. Once our conversation started the guide asked to be excused. Mira asked for $300 and I just blurted yes. I was enjoying her company and wanted her to relax more and started ordering tequila shots. Big mistake. I think she had already been drinking heavily earlier. After 2 hours of drinking at Buddha Bar I could tell that she was losing it. So quickly ordered the bill and headed for the apartment. Once we reached she clearly wanted to do it quicky not beacause she was a clock watcher but she was feeling sick.She had an amazing ass but boobs once in clear view were a size smaller than I had imagined. Half way into the session she wanted to throw up and that basically killed the mojo. After she came back from cleaning up she apologoized for the it and tried her best to make it up with an effort well put in the BBBJ. Flipped her over and and gave it to her doggy all the way to end except just before coming whispered in her ear that I wanted to finish in her mouth. She early obliged and turned around to suck me dry.

But I could clearly tell that she was not feeling good so I asked her to leave at 4:00am in the morning. I was not done yet so after she left go onto Mamba and tried to find any of the girls I had been in contact with if they were online.

I girl 18 year old winked at me and I started a conversation of how I was scared to sleep alone in the big apartment on the first night of kiev. After a good 1 hour of coaxing her to come just to give me company for sleeping she finally agreed and duly showed up at 5:15am in the morning. She could not speak a word of english and we fiddled around with online translation for 5 minutes before deciding it was time to hit the bed as she mentioned that she has to go to work at 10 at some machine plant where she is a supervisor/manager.

Once in bed light off and she in her undies - i asked if she would like a massage. She agreed and it started innocently with a shoulder run with her lying on the back and i knew if she came at 5:00 am in the morning to meet me having no english skills she wanted more. So massage eventually turns into a pussy massage and by that time she is completely wet and we do 3 positions before i finished on top of her.

It is now 8:00 clock in the morning and she is getting ready while I am typing this out.

I am exhausted but too cannot still sleep. Realized that I have the camera and started taking her photos as she was putting on her makeup. She called a taxi and asked to leave. I gave her UAH100 with a kiss on the cheek and as she was leaving she said "Massage Horosha" and smiled.

Will try to get some sleep now and see what the afternoon hold

Asian Chaos.

Excellent Report.

Very nice of you to keep us updated as soon as you hit Kiev.

You carrying Thousands of Pounds?

Why not US$$$? / More common for Kiev.

Now you like the Place soooo much, that you are trying to buy a big Chunk of of it? /

Next time you hit Kiev. You can arrange for a couple of Blondes to meet you in the Brand New Lincoln for the ride into the centre.

This beats the rides in Taxis waiting for custom at Arrivals.

Most clubs are usually Slow on Tuesdays.

Keep it up AC & keep us updated.

Have Fun

[AsianChaos]

I am in Kiev. Landed yesterday evening and was wisked away by VIP arrival team as soon as I landed from the airport. I was the only VIP and the lady behind the immigration desk along with the customs guy were very helpful and friendly.

But had to wait like 20 minutes for the bags to arrive to VIP area and no issues there except I had to declare the thousands of pounds I was carrying. Filled in the proper forms for declaration showed them the money and was bade farewell.

Outside was a stunner girl waiting for me to take me to the apartment. I was taken in the brand new lincoln to the city. It was drizzling and the traffic coming into the city was so bad that I reached the apartment at 9:00.

The guide - said that we had a reservation at shooters at 10:30 for dinner. Quick shower and changed and was driven to Shooters. Was kind a dissapointed with the all the hype here about being the best place to pick hot woman. Very few people and even few stunners there. Waited till 12:30 and the guide suggested that we go to Buddha bar. The lounge on the second floor was semi-crowded with clearly all working woman and some were even barely an 8. Had a couple of drinks and then saw a real hotty - young. She was swaped by men all trying to push their dick through. I mentioned this to guide and we had a laugh and joking asked her if she could invite her over to join us. The guide was hesitant but clearly seemed that this would be exit from me from the night. So she approached the girl had a 45 sec conversation with her and she as at our table.

Mira could speak pausable english and she was very friendly and bubbly. Once our conversation started the guide asked to be excused. Mira asked for $300 and I just blurted yes. I was enjoying her company and wanted her to relax more and started ordering tequila shots. Big mistake. I think she had already been drinking heavily earlier. After 2 hours of drinking at Buddha Bar I could tell that she was losing it. So quickly ordered the bill and headed for the apartment. Once we reached she clearly wanted to do it quicky not beacause she was a clock watcher but she was feeling sick.She had an amazing ass but boobs once in clear view were a size smaller than I had imagined. Half way into the session she wanted to throw up and that basically killed the mojo. After she came back from cleaning up she apologoized for the it and tried her best to make it up with an effort well put in the BBBJ. Flipped her over and and gave it to her doggy all the way to end except just before coming whispered in her ear that I wanted to finish in her mouth. She early obliged and turned around to suck me dry.

But I could clearly tell that she was not feeling good so I asked her to leave at 4:00am in the morning. I was not done yet so after she left go onto Mamba and tried to find any of the girls I had been in contact with if they were online.

I girl 18 year old winked at me and I started a conversation of how I was scared to sleep alone in the big apartment on the first night of kiev. After a good 1 hour of coaxing her to come just to give me company for sleeping she finally agreed and duly showed up at 5:15am in the morning. She could not speak a word of english and we fiddled around with online translation for 5 minutes before deciding it was time to hit the bed as she mentioned that she has to go to work at 10 at some machine plant where she is a supervisor/manager.

Once in bed light off and she in her undies - i asked if she would like a massage. She agreed and it started innocently with a shoulder run with her lying on the back and i knew if she came at 5:00 am in the morning to meet me having no english skills she wanted more. So massage eventually turns into a pussy massage and by that time she is completely wet and we do 3 positions before i finished on top of her.

It is now 8:00 clock in the morning and she is getting ready while I am typing this out.

I am exhausted but too cannot still sleep. Realized that I have the camera and started taking her photos as she was putting on her makeup. She called a taxi and asked to leave. I gave her UAH100 with a kiss on the cheek and as she was leaving she said "Massage Horosha" and smiled.

Will try to get some sleep now and see what the afternoon hold