2002 Archived Reports

[4 NIK 8]

Hey guys. Thanks for you support in answering my questions. I hope all goes well. I' sure I'll have fun. One last quesiton. What's the best massage parlour in the "Zone?"

[Dinghy]

Nik – I’ll tell you that if are only going to TJ and you don’t get a rental car you will be better off. Go catch the city bus (near the beginning of terminal 1, between 1&2 and at the end of terminal 2 for a cheap way to get to America Plaza trolley stop. The bus ticket ($2,25 IIRC) is good all the way to the border. Once there you have 2 options - up and over the overpass bridge and then walk into Mexico across the pedestrian bridge (walk the whole way), take a cab from the taxi station right after you cross into TJ or take the bus ove (from the trolley stop on the US side) for $1.25 to Revolucion and 8th (maybe not as far – 4th or so - depending which bus line you are on) Saturday AM… pick ‘em .

Anyway, pick a hotel in the Zona – most of them are OK, some are better than others. Plumbing seems to be OK but the showers might have a bit lower water pressure than you are used to. The biggest toilet problem is a broken seat (usually). When you go back allow extra time to get thru the US crossing hassle unless like at about 4am or so. It can take upwards of 2 hours depending on amount of (foot) traffic. If you've done this before and I'm posting "old news", lo siento. feliz chingan. Stay safe

[Redongdo]

This is the funniest buncha questions I've seen in a long time, cool!

Originally posted by 4 NIK 8

" I need to know if the "Zone" hotels have pretty decent bathroom facilities.... .will I have to bring a bucket to bail my shit out the window? This will be my first time south of the border and would like a heads up."

I think the people walking by your room on the street are the ones that need a heads up! Bathrooms at almost all the Zona hotels are fine. Plus if you ask they will let you check out the room first, run the spigots and flush the toilet.

"Also, are the daytime rates for taxis cheaper than at night? What about the girls? Are they usually more expensive at night than in the daytime or is it fairly consistent."

Taxis five bucks to get in. Day or night. Make sure you hop in the front seat. Also make sure they know you won't pay more than 5 bucks. Just say "five dollars Adelitas"....if the guy balks go to the next one. You can get the girls cheaper when it's slow but Saturday during the days aren't that slow.

"Appreciate it."

Have fun!

Any more questions shoot me an e-mail redongdo - hotmail

[Zayber]

Matematico (que bueno que no eres "Gramatico")


So you are pocho? Just a little question... exactly what are your roots in spanish? i mean... how do you learn it?

I agree that you have to be more careful with the slang, easy way to get in trouble or put in trouble other "innocent" gringos.

Paz.

Zayber

[Roddd]

Dogg, I'm goin' down too. Care to hook up and shoot the bull while hanging out?

[Nelsondogg]

Shiit, i got the urge so I'm heading down tonight. I'll post a report tomorrow.

ND

[4 NIK 8]

I am flying into San Diego Saturday morning and hope to be situated in TJ by the afternoon. I need to know if the "Zone" hotels have pretty decent bathroom facilities.... are the showers and toilet decent or will I have to bring a bucket to bail my shit out the window? This will be my first time south of the border and would like a heads up.
Also, are the daytime rates for taxis cheaper than at night? What about the girls? Are they usually more expensive at night than in the daytime or is it fairly consistent.
Appreciate it.

[Redongdo]

Originally posted by DonJLA
Visited TJ Zona Norte for the first time on Wednesday. ......

"Three hour drive from LA to Zona Norte in Tijuana. I hit a bunch of slow traffic just south of Carlsbad around 10am; which I'm wondering if it's normal to expect the three hours as I made it all the way back from Zona Norte to LA in two hours."

Exactly two hours for me coming and going from Redondo. A lot of the guys that live in L.A. report 3 hours is normal for them. What part of L.A. are you in? Generally speaking as long as you get out of L.A. by 3pm you should be ok...though that's cutting it close. I try to get out by 2pm on weekdays. But you know our freeways, you can get caught in traffic anytime 24/7....just keep that dial on 1070 so you know why you're stuck!


" I parked at a lot next to the Jack-In-The-Box on the "east side" of the freeway..... I paid $11 for parking .......So if you're stumbling back .......your car is right outside the entrance .....(not that I'm advocating DUI , ...... parking is very secure ........"

If I'm not driving in I usually park on the west side at World Parking or what used to be 5 Star as I believe is cited in the BOT FAQ. Cheaper, the walk back helps you sober up and as far as secure goes I've never heard of any problems. Of course they can happen....on the other hand I've heard of cars being vandalized on the side you refer to...lot's of kids walk that route as they leave TJ and I've heard of antennas getting torn off etc. Never heard of cars being ripped off from any of the lots down there....not to say it never happens. Never any reports on any of the TJ boards in the last 3-4 years. As always YMMV.

"I stopped for "take out" at the McDonalds just down from the parking (hey, I like tacos, but my system is too prone to Montezuma's Revenge). "

You take your chances here too of course but I've never had a problem with any of the food in TJ and I've eaten just about everything except the raw seafood from the carts.

".....I saw a bus parked at the curb that said "Border Crossing" so I hopped on. DON'T TAKE THE BUS. .......it wasn't to the border, so I had a two block walk BACK to the pedestrian entrance."

Great story! We all have similiar experiences on our first trips, you're a strong man for admitting it....great stuff!

"...There were tall ones, and short ones; there were round ones, and thin ones. There were black hair ones, and blond ones...."

Mama told me not to come....

"Well, I ain't a virgin TJ punter no more "

Excellent trip report!

[DonJLA]

If it dark red hair, probably the chica that sat at a table just off the main stage, leg up on the table and looking very confidant. About 5'10" in heels, medium pechos, wearing red pants and a black top.

originally posted by tijuana4ever:
while you were in AB did you happend to see a beautiful woman with red hair, nice body and a big ass. She is not hard to miss.

[Redongdo]

Esmeralda?

Originally posted by tijuana4ever
DonJLA,

While you were in AB did you happend to see a beautiful woman with red hair, nice body and a big ass. She is not hard to miss.

[DonJLA]

Visited TJ Zona Norte for the first time on Wednesday. My education was from reading many sites on the 'Net, including this board. There were all very helpful in making my "virgin" trip. OK, stop with the virgin LOLs. Although it's my first trip to TJ (damn, why have I waited sooooo long) I'm pretty active with LA Strip Clubs and street action (couple times each week to keep the libido satisfied).

And now for the report:
For all you "I want to be a TJ punter" punters I've written a trip report that is pretty detailed as this was my first trip to Zona Norte. For all you "Zona Norte" veteran punters it might bring back some memories of when you made your first trip to chicaland.

Three hour drive from LA to Zona Norte in Tijuana. I hit a bunch of slow traffic just south of Carlsbad around 10am; which I'm wondering if it's normal to expect the three hours as I made it all the way back from Zona Norte to LA in two hours. I parked at a lot next to the Jack-In-The-Box on the "east side" of the freeway. Use "last exit before border", then left at the light, over the bridge, then first right, circle around the train platform, and you will see it. The parking lot is fenced and has security guards 24 hours a day, but a little pricier. I paid $11 for parking from noon to 8:30pm. I had heard about parking on the East side of the freeway. So if you're stumbling back after having a few too many cervezas your car is right outside the entrance back into the US (not that I'm advocating DUI , and the parking is very secure for those of us driving a bit more expensive cars that are prone to be ripped off. I stopped for "take out" at the McDonalds just down from the parking (hey, I like tacos, but my system is too prone to Montezuma's Revenge).

OK, for us TJ virgins, and not actually knowing where the pedestrian border crossing entrance was, I saw a bus parked at the curb that said "Border Crossing" so I hopped on. DON'T TAKE THE BUS. Like I knew what I was doing I hopped on the bus, paid my $1, and sat down to take the ride to the "border crossing". After we started heading "away" from the border I thought it a good time to not be so "know it all" and asked the driver where we were going. Well, it wasn't to the border, so I had a two block walk BACK to the pedestrian entrance. So you can avoid this little "feaux pas", and act like a veteran, the entrance is on the other side of the street from this parking lot, and a few yards south. (It' really not well marked.) You get to the actual border crossing from this location by using the pedestrian bridge back over the freeway. Once over the pedestrian bridge you'll take a sharp right, then through two sets of turnstiles. You will see a big sign straight ahead that says "TAXIS to Adelitas & Chicago Club" (OK, just kidding, it doesn't say to "Adelitas or Chicago Club", but it does say TAXIS in big letters.) I've read that the cab drivers can spot the virgin "Americano" punters and the cab ride to the Zona Norte climbs to US standards. Instead of taking the first offer I walked to a couple of drivers and said "$5.00 Adelitas" until I had a taker. (Tip included).

It's a quick ten minute drive to Zona Norte. To all you veterans, you can identify the cab I rode by the nose smudges on the front passenger window (for newbies, if you sit in the front passenger seat you'll look like a sage old veteran). And those smudges are mine, as I was whipping past all the places and streets I had read about and saw on the Sir Brockton's Zona Norte map (links from this forum). This was a VERY helpful map.

OK, so the above long winded "travel" part of the "trip report" is over. WAKE UP, now time for the chica action. I had the cab driver drop me off in front of "Adelitas Bar". Yup, the sign looks just like on the web site. (NOTE: I did walk over later to Chicago Club (only five guys and two chicas total) so I did find that Adelitas had all the action, daytime, that I needed, as a virgin Zona Norte tripper.) It's about 12:30 in the afternoon, there are three hottie chicas standing outside (I thought, Oh, boy, this'll be fun.), but then I stepped in, adjusted my eyes 'cause it pretty dark in this place (probably to protect the older chicas from cellulite exposure to light) and saw at least twenty mostly fine looking chicas lined up near the back wall of the Bar. (Now I thought, Oh, boy, this'll REALLY be fun.) There were tall ones, and short ones; there were round ones, and thin ones. There were black hair ones, and blond ones. Did not know how I could do ALL of them (although it sure would have tempting) so I decided on my "Triple Crown" strategy or "Around The World" (it means once oral, once straight, and once anal.) I had eight hours to squirt three times. (BTW, I do take Viagra, it is for medical reasons, but it's good just the same

I took the advice I had read online about "walking around" the Bar to get a closer look at the chicas. (Hope you don't mind getting your ass pinched a few times , or brief attention to your rod (by this time you've probably got one as you're thinking about every chica you are walking by is "available" to go to the "room" (cuarto). BTW you could get by without any spanish, although I had written down a few of the lines from http://www.mexican-hookers.com/chamuco/spanish.htmsite and a couple of others http://members.aol.com/alvareze/spanish/right.html#alphabet . The one I used most was: Cuanto cuesta por ir contigo al cuarto? (Coo-Ahn-Toh coo-Ehs-tah pohr eer cohn-tEE-goh ahl coo-Ahr-toh?) "How much does it cost to go with you to the room?” Then I would listen to hear the price. You're gonna hear: Cuarenta- $40 (kwah-REHN-tah) Cincuenta- $50 (seen-KWEN-tah) Sesenta- $60 (she-SEHN-tah).
If you hear $40, take her hand and head for the front door (assuming you like her); if you hear $60, then counter with seen KWEN tah (assuming she likes you, you might have a deal). BTW Bring plenty of singles, fives, tens, and of course the appropriate amount of twenties so you always have close to exact change. Once you hit the front door she'll probably just the lead the way. The entrance to the Hotel Couhilla is five steps left. BTW, watch the damn step as you come out of Adelitas and the damn step as you enter the Hotel Couhilla. Never fell, but tripped just about every time. (Wouldn't want to be falling on top of the chica, before it's time

The first chica I went to the "cuarto" with was a hottie named "Isis" (~5''2", long straight black hair, smaller breasts (pechos - pEh-chohs), nice sized and firm ass. It was her first day in Adelitas, but she had been working at the Chicago Club. She said her action was better at Adelitas. (She spoke some English.) When I asked the question she said Sesenta, and being as she was just recently Chicago Club material I didn't try Cincuenta. BTW, have your $11 ready by the time you hit the top of the stairs at the hotel. Plunk it down on the counter, and your chica will collect a towel and a condom; and her little bag of goodies (cream, spray, whatnot). Then you are on your way to the "cuarto" (room). I had expected a typical sleazy room, but they actually weren't bad. Seems they had been freshly painted and redecorated. The water even got hot shortly after turning it on. OK, so back to the show. We did the "sacas todas ropas" (take off all your clothes) routine and headed onto the bed. Isis started off by doing a great "pechos" (titties) massage on me while sucking on my nipples. After a while she slid down and prepared for a CBJ. Then I rolled her on her back, picked her up under her ass (remember she was petite) and slammed my rod in. It was great fun as she got into it and pushed her arms against the back of the bed so the forward thrusts were doubled. She must have practiced her Kegals as I felt her getting tighter until my load had to release. As I'm squirting my load she's squeezing her pussy even tighter. After that, iwe cleaned up and headed back down stairs. (Of course, expect the obligatory "Tip, tip, tip, from the guys who clean the room. $1.00) NOTE: Even though I hadn't planned on spending the night next time I'll rent the Couhilla room "por la noche" (for the night). I went three times to the room (two more chica report below), and tipped $1.00 each time. That's $36.00, when I could have gotten the room all night for just $34, and one $1 tip.

Chica number two was from Mazatlan (darned if I can't remember her name), and was ~5'5", wavy black hair, medium pechos, and a very cute rounder face with full lips, been working at Adelitas for about seven months). On to part two of the Triple Crown. We agreed on Cincuenta ($50) and repeated the routine (head for the front door, out and to the left ))watch the damn steps(( pay the $11, and head for the cuarto (room). With clothes off you could see a few stretch marks probably from popping out her three kids, but her pechos (breasts) were medium and fantastic. So we started with me having a long tongue and lip session with her tits. This was followed by the remaining time with a looooong and deeeeep CBJ to finish. This was sooo fantastic that I felt I needed to give a tip. ($10). Squirt #2 complete, headed back down stairs for the final leg in the Triple Crown.

Sat around, watched the pretty much continuous floor show (ain't no big - topless), drank a few Tecates, and searched for the right finale. By this time it was already around 6pm, and there must have been at least 40 chicas from which to choose. I settled on taller, thin build, small pechos, chica; with long black hair - forgot stage name - real name is Karen, and she is a Tijuana native. Her frame was so small I decided against going for the "ano" part of the Triple Crown, but when we got to the room she sure made it easy to get it up for number three. Licking and the tongue action were incredible (just about took my breath away), followed by the some of the best "legs over my shoulders" banging.

Well, I ain't a virgin TJ punter no more

[Desmadre]

matematico,
I am familiar with some of the terms you put forth but most of them I have never heard. I have have a rudimentary knowledge of Spanish and want to get better but I also believe you should be fairly fluent before you start using a lot of slang since it is a lot easier to talk yourself into trouble than it is to talk yourself out of trouble if you only know a little bit.
Besides, ratera, the term "congalero" is also somewhat inflammatory. From my understanding, it is not just a person who uses prostitutes (monger/punter) but usually used to identify a sexual low life. I'm not convinced that all mongers are lowlifes but hey, I've been wrong before (lol).

[shorts]

Hey Perv45, I have been living in the "Belly of the Beast", otherwise known as the Zona Norte for 4 Years now and believe me there is NO "Wall Boss". These girls are controlled by one thing, the love for money to feed their loved ones. Be it parents, brothers, sisters, children, husbands, boyfriends, etc. And they are checked frequently by the SMM for health paperwork. There are a lot of sweet hearts out there that will do a lot for almost next to nothing once you get to know them.
LLFO

Originally posted by Perv45
Has anyone been able to make contact with the street bosses?
I want to see what their full stable offering is. You know "The Wall" is controlled by bosses who assign the girls their spot and tell them when they can work. The girls have to kick back a part of their earnings.

[Rico]

no doubt ratera would be frowned upon you might even get ***** slapped. lol
in bkk you can get a girl all week for a c note but thats neither here nor there cus we are here in tj....
here in tj, skip the tourist trap AB and CC walk around to the alley hook up with a SG if you wish, but if you want the GFE(dont we all) stroll into the smaller bars(know some spanish)and be prepared to enjoy yourself immensly.

[El Matematico]

Zayber,
you are correct wit ratera... I didn't mean for anyone to call a woman ratera... just a word that if thrown about, Cool would be able to understand... this is true for all... I should have been more clear... lo siento mucho...
gaviotas... I have heard ficheras call other ficheras... perhaps rivals gaviotas, nalgonas, garrapatas...
Yo soy un pocho de Redding, CA USA.
Las otraspalabras de mi amigo Chilango... un gran congalero
Al rato