Pattaya Reports

[Crocodilexp]

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

The guy did get beat up obviously, but the commentary is completely idiotic and inaccurate. The only accurate statement in the whole commentary is "Pattaya, Thailand". I bet the commentator was not even there.

The guy certainly did NOT get beat up for "offering money for sex". No Thai woman would have reacted this way to what is a plausible, honest mistake. It's Walking Street at night after all. He must have been very persistent, or even more likely, it was a different issue altogether (loss of face or money). Moreover, the girl IS a prostitute / bargirl, rather obvious given her clothing / demeanor and place / time, and also confirmed by another poster here.

"The women show no mercy for the offender." yes, except that one of the "women" who contributed was obviously a dude (katoy). Finally, who says he's an American tourist? Given how completely wrong other commentary is, he could just as easily be a Turkish expat.

[StarChildXXX]

Whattup WORLD,

Getting close to SHOWTIME, want to get little info. On the Nightlife scene. Now once again I'm a RIO vet. And If I'm reading this BOARD alright, things run a little different in the LOS.

For example, in RIO, things really center around the beaches COCOCABANA and IPANEMA. Rio is by first a URBAN CITY. And in that sense, you need to play by the rules of ANY CITY you visit (at least in USA ). That means if your a Tourist STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS, unless YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING! Some of the TERMAS (strip / fuck clubs) are off the GRID (tourist zone) and it's not wise too " venture off " if you don't know where your going. Don't worry it's not hard too get directions, but you need to BLEND in with the CITY. I. E. Don't be " sight seeing" and move with"a sense of purpose" And you"ll be allright.

With that in mind, unless your sitting in a open cafe, inside a TERMA, or eating at a restaurant, you reaaaaaally should'nt hanging ouside. Now before I go any further they GOT RESTAURANTS, TERMAS and BISTROS OPEN just a about ALL NITE in the GRID. But its not encouraged too be on the BACK STREETS during TWILIGHT HRS. (8 pm- 11-12 am.) Now between 11-12:30 ish am. Is when MOST OF US, hits the CLUBS.

Why so LATE? Some might ask. Well the SUPERSTARS don't really hit the CLUB till then anyway. And I'm SPOILED. LOL!

But as I've been reading, it seems " exploring" is encouraged and a little SAFER in PATTAYA. Hell, you CAT'S JUMP OFF early here. Are the STUNNERS out that EARLY? I really perfer CLUBS per se too BARS, but it seems that you can find a HONEY early and SHE'S COOL ENOUGH to take in the CLUB.

I don't know, are the FINE ONE'S out EARLY, and if I WAIT TOO LATE, I'm going to LOOSE OUT?

It's seems things run the OPPOSITE. LOL here. Not a bad thing, mind you. But I'm just tryn too MAXX OUT my first time here. So any tips would be appreciated.

Thanks

[Kim Wheather]

I don't think the offer of money is what set the girl off.

It looks like he may of grabbed her ass or called her a derogatory name as well.

I can recognize the girl who figths. Her name is Pui. She is from Khorat. She worked at a bar named by Rolling Stones. She was absolut one of the best fucks I had. (That's why I choosed her again and again and again). I wouldn't imagine that she could be so angry, as I knew her as a soft woman as silk.

[Amjeck]

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

I don't think the offer of money is what set the girl off.

It looks like he may of grabbed her ass or called her a derogatory name as well.

[Mr Enternational]

Cute girl man! Did she go with you if you ask?

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

[Keeniu]

Why is everyone talking about barfines and prices?

Its cheap. Why argue.

Same as in my first trip 1995. 1000 bath all night. 2-300 barfine. Haven't changed a bath.

That is the correct price. And one you are not likely to get lower. But not cheap given the quality.

No its $43 plus your time plus drinks. I had my shares of 1000 bt long timers, and let me say morning service was poor or non existent, or mood kill tricks used. I call this reasonable if the company remains service orientated and not making excuses to get out the door.

With GFC and a stinkin 20 hour flight, I expect the cash is king rule applied. In local terms nearly a weeks worth of wages. I expect them to keep the eye on the ball. If they just muddle. Many people may decide not to come.

In the low season. Bar owners are to blame. If they can't lower prices, they should jolly well up the service levels. I know one (overpriced) joint that flatly tells the girls if negative feedback received, they won't be recommended.

I explain that I expect 2 parties, and that if one party is not as good as the other, I may have to shop around.

Truthfully some gals will lie, even if they know I will only pay ST if they make an excuse to run. So I ask for a 2nd number for backup morning service if the chosen one gets cold feet. She gets to loose face by calling tag team partner.

[Azndevilus]

Cute girl.

Good beer.

Good sea.

I Love Pataya. So Mutch. :-D

Cute girl man! Did she go with you if you ask?

[Jerboa]

For me it was great. No hassels. Didn't have to worry about anything. I always us hotel taxis all over the world. Had a bad experience once that meant I paid big time. My pick up really got my vacation of to a flying start.

Well this Is LOS not the PI, you shouldn't have a problem, why pay over the odds for a hotel transfer, when you can get a car from the airport for as little as 1k?

[Yamada Nobr]

Cute girl.

Good beer.

Good sea.

I Love Pataya. So Mutch. :-D

[Fon Tok]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question. I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work. Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service. Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice. Peter

It rains a lot that time of the year all over Thailand. Often the streets will flood. But eventually they will drain, and life goes on.

Low season, but there still will be women to "meet" and places to go.

Lots of good hotel deals, both on the internet (hotels) , and walking around (smaller guesthouses). Just depends where you want to be based in terms of your activities.

[BionicMan]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question.

I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work.

Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service.

Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice.

Peter

Check hystorical weather reports.

You might get in the start of monsoon season or just about

[Leggy11]

Yep that be her. But I do not reccommend the ANY of the hotels pickup service. Much cheaper and less bullshit. But the hotel itself should definitely be experienced.

Beaverhunter

For me it was great. No hassels. Didn't have to worry about anything. I always us hotel taxis all over the world. Had a bad experience once that meant I paid big time. My pick up really got my vacation of to a flying start.

[PeterTaylor]

Hi Guys,

Not a report, but a question.

I am thinking of revisiting Pattaya, but going earlier than November because of work.

Thinking of going from 16th to 30th September. What are to pros / cons against October in terms of weather / girls / costs? Views on hotels also gratefully recd. Stayed in Residence Garden. Good deal but pain in the ass getting back at night. LK Metropole. Good area, but more expensive / poorer service.

Primary purpose mongering.

Many thanks for any advice.

Peter

[Siam Dreamer]

Back in September I took a picture of a chick from the back inside of the disco. Since then she has been #1 on my Most Wanted list.

Excellent post and pic (PICT0008. JPG). Keep up the good work!

[Mr Enternational]

Back in September I took a picture of a chick from the back inside of the disco. Since then she has been #1 on my Most Wanted list. The thing is that I had no idea how she looked from the front. A couple of weeks ago I met a chick in another disco. She was all over me. I promised her that she could come home with me but I wanted to hang out with my friends for a few minutes first. She ended up leaving with another guy but I got in her shit before she left. I ended up going with her friend that night. Her friend was a wildcat in the disco, pulling my dick out and everything. But when we got to the house she was a total dud. That reminded me that an empty wagon makes the most noise. I usually like to take the quiet ones who aren't making a big scene and do not have many friends around.

So last Sunday I saw the first girl in another disco. I made it a point to get her name and number. I texted her a couple of days later asking her to come over but she said she wanted to go out with her friends. Ain't this a b? She would rather go spend money and get drunk rather than come make some easy money and relax in my cozy confines for the night. So the next day I tried her again and we agreed on 10:30pm.

She called to let me know she was on her way. I was on my motorbike at the time coming back from Carrefour. Then I started thinking that she kind of reminds me of the girl who I took the picture of back in September. But the girl on the picture had longer hair. So I picked her up at 7/11 and we went to my place. When we got there I told her the whole deal about the picture and started digging around in my computer for it. Lo and behold it was her! A dream come true. She didn't even know that I had taken the picture but she loved it and wanted it for her facebook. She said that she had to cut her hair because it was too hot. I told her that I'm sure cutting that little bit did not make a big difference as far as that issue was concerned.

We had a good night and next day together and now she is hooked. She is a totally different person than she is around her friends in the disco. She explained to me that she had to leave with the guy that night because he wanted 2 girls and would not take her friend without her going too. So she took one for the team. She is definitely on my keeper list. Now #1 on my Most Wanted list is a friend of another girl I am fucking. She says it is okay for me to fuck her friend and has even told her that. But the friend refuses to give in saying that she is just saying that but really doesn't feel that way. I almost had her by asking her to come to Chiang Mai with me but I backed out of it because I wanted to sample the locals there instead. I have to find some way to get to her.