South China - Dongguan

[Tightway]

Sure people will argue that Sauna girls are not as fresh and are more mechanical. However, we never know how long BBS girls have been working. I've seen BBS girls working since 2007 which are still around at BBS working.

AsnDragon

Mechanical girls. I agree.

The freshest and least mechanical girls are the non professional freebies.

[Tightway]

To not digress. Sauna at the Clipper is the following: 118 RMB for the room with special discount. Apparently all the managers at the Sauna center is quite desperate these days. Tips for the girls are 400, 500 and 600. 600 are for taller girls 165 CM or taller or they have great bodies.

But if you do the math correctly, if you just got a girl for 400 RMB tip and 118 RMB, that's a total damage of 518 RMB. But you get two pops and you also get 2 hours. In addition, you also automatically can assume that you will get a blow job from your girl at a Sauna. So you basically get two pops for 259 RMBs per pop at a sauna and you get better service at a Sauna.

At the BBS recently, I've gotten girls that refused to give me blow jobs. They lay there like a dead fish and expect you to blow your load and let them leave in 20 minutes. So 250 RMB for 20 minutes to 30 minutes of low service is starting to not make any sense anymore.

Versus paying 9 RMB more per pop, you get better sauna service, and free drink and fruit. That's not too bad of a deal.

AsnDragon

Want inexpensive sauna?

I'm Zhongshan there are Saunas for 170 RMB for 60 minutes. 250 for 60 minutes, with shower outside. Room with shower is 200 RMB. Room is reallly quite ok but smaller. Girls are pretty and young.

With showerbed and nicer and much bigger boink rooms it is 300 RMB for 120 minutes.

Most expensive Zhongshan sauna is 508 RMB / 608 RMB / 708 RMB.

[Tightway]

4 times a year? You lucky man! Haha.

How long do you stay during each visit? I found that when you go past 10 days with non-stop action, you become numb to hot looking chics. However, every time you visit the pull is stronger for you to come back. It is seriously addictive and really fucking with my mind on my perspective on relationships back home. Grrrrr.

Yes, I agree. It does fuck with your mind and perspective on relationships back home.

Many, many guys, after doing this kind of shit for many many years, say they don't even want a normal relationship anymore. They just want the hookers, because it is cheaper and more convenient.

Maybe it is more like, that they became unable to lead a normal realtionship, because the mongering has fucked up their minds and hearts.

What do you guys think?

[Tightway]

I wasn't actually going to bring this matter up on the boards as I had thought it to be something which should be settled privately – but of course you had to bring it up didn't you Santa?

OK – now that's it out in the open – I'd like to stress that I do have an open mind to this matter and would really like to hear from others what you all think about all this supposed 'chill' music we've had to endure when we go to a KTV. I realize that most have refrained from doing so as I believe that they thought it not appropriate / too polite to make a big deal of their preferences. The way that some may have inadvertently but definitely done so. But since I'm always the bad guy anyway, I may as well!

I believe that many amongst us may have 'tolerated' this, but IMHO, it doesn't mean that we all are happy with what has been happening of late when we've had to endure such rap or hip hop or whatever 'chill' music it's supposed to be (not really sure – us Swedes only listen to ABBA). In fact, SEVERAL guys have asked me personally as well as by PM and e-mail to say something. But what actually prompts me to now write about this (besides Santa bitchin' about it) is that one of the gals last Friday actually made a casual – but quite caustic remark stating along the line of "Oh yeah, these ABC's, they've got to show that they're different. HA-hA! ' And for good measure added "Yeah, our KTV is not good enough for them! ' – that I took to mean her resenting this callous show of airs / cultural superiority.

And when I think about it – why go to a KTV if all you wanted to do is to listen to your own 'chill' (read B. O. R. I. N. G.) music AND insisting that all others, who ARE also paying their fair share – to have to listen to this crap. Yeah, OK, KTV singing is also crap – but it IS what we go to a KTV for. One night I did notice that Dave had arranged for separate rooms for KTV singing and non singing and it should have been THE LEAST he should have done when the party consisted of so many PAYING attendees last Friday; as it is, I had guyS coming up to me to ask me to say something – and surprisingly, even someone I had just met that night told me that all this supposed 'chill' music was NOT what he had expected when he came all the way to China to experience; he was just sitting with his gal, not being able to speak to her and not knowing what he was doing and just getting bored with the whole thing. And he hilariously told me that he didn't come here to watch guys thinking they're cool, dancing, when they look like moose on mating call!

Oh, I did try to say something last Friday, but I was also ignored, and as I had another room I could go to, I just went ahead and left to go to that other room.

I personally go to a KTV to hang out with guys, sing a few songs, listen to others sing, play games, go silly and raucous – and definitely NOT to 'chill out, play quiet card games or listen to songs which I don't understand with all that swearing and cussing. To me, it's just boring, boring, BORING! Fine if it's just a half hour or so – but to have a whole night of this crap? Come ON! And if I'm bored – what do you think about the girls? They're bored shitless with it and it shows in the way they relate and act with the guys. BORED and cain't wait for it all to be over!

Anyway, I've opened it up – and now I would like to hear others' opinions.

SEAJ.

Ps. Santa you chicken shit. Sure didn't sound that this is "Not that important to me". Not the way you went on and on about it!

Yes, Yes and Yes!

[Mit Fo Lfe]

Yo Dawg. You needed some exercise. I mean other than the horizontal kind!

Ya I do get a range of excercises while in the room. Didn't help that I went shooting today either! See you sat!

[LA Dude]

Hopefully October. By then you will be a CP vet!

Yeah man, work that play to perfection! When's the next time you'll be back?

Tell your boy Jerry to pick up Cam in the draft because Romo ain't the answer!

Peace,

Sauce.

[LA Dude]

Yo Dawg. You needed some exercise. I mean other than the horizontal kind!

Fuck that. Never playing ball again. Going to have to call in sick tomorrow to see the doc as my thumb is still fucked up. Should've extended my trip for a few more days

[Dan Hawaii]

Went to a sauna, don't remember the name. But this place is crusty / tattered, pillow smelled like cum. For real, not kidding.

But, damn did I have fun there. Had a girl named Long Yang, she was a cutie that reminded me of a girl back home. She was all that. Oil rub down, not with her hands, but her ass, tits, pussy, body, legs, lips, and tongue. Was kind of amazed she was, not so much hot, but so cute. Working so hard and smiling all the way through. Kind of feel sorry for these girls working so hard and giving so much for a couple of hundred Maos. Oh well. She was total GFE, the most I ever had. She told me to call her at 1 am that night, for dinner, because thats when she gets out of that sweat shop. Hahaha. Was only 400 rmb, but just for 1.5 hours (I think).

Went to DMFL, don't ask me what that stands for. But its one hell of a place. Strip KTV with stripping and grinding games DJ'ed by the DJ. And more stripping, grinding dancing games DJ'ed by a manager dude. He was good fun. Not sure what the fuck he said, but I liked what he was saying, because all the girls started to go topless, and each girl went around grinding each guy. So you had the chance to grope every girl in there. There's one time, the girls stripped down to nothing and everyone had to dance and grope everyone. Was the most wild organized party I ever went to. Another game was that you get blind folded and you need to guess which girls tities is yours, so you end up touching all the girls titties. Hahaha. I had 2 girls, but let one go early as she was nice, pretty, and polite, but just wasn't into her. And I was so into the other girl, that I wanted to focus on her. She was a small tight bodied little spinner. Nice tight ass too! Hard body! Very GFE. She was tight in all the right places, like a virgin, yeah.

Defineately would repeat DMFL. One of the most fun ktvs around.

Paid 600 rmb each for the ktv with food, four guys. Because the boys and I drink a lot.
Girls with hands in back are 2-6-8
Girls with hands in front are 3-8-10 (I think)

[Dan Hawaii]

Next day, headed out to Chang An. Had a driver take 4 of us to Park Hyatt for 130 rmb. Nice hotel, only 368. It's a 5 star Hotel and its damn nice. The only reason why its cheap is because the hotel is still being built. Like the pool area and another wing sections are still closed.

That night went to Park View KTV. Very highend expensive KTV. Girls were 3-10-13, or 5-13-15 for models. Pretty sure thats the pricing, its wierd that the jump from sitting fee to short term is so much more than CP. Like DMFL is 2-6-8, instead of 2-5-8. All of Chang An is like that. Anyways, back to Park View, nothing really special to report there, it's just damn expensive, and the girls were not all that higher quality than in a regular CP KTV.

And the DJ costs 300 rmb!!!
Paid 700 rmb each, no food for ktv, 4 guys. But drank sooo much, everyone was hanging hard the next day. Because was my first ktv of the trip.

Would not repeat Park View KTV.

[Dan Hawaii]

Long ass trip to get to CP. 10. 5 hours from Hawaii to Philippines stopover. Had a 5 hour stopover, so went to Air Force One in Sucat city. Very close to airport, only a 15 minute taxi ride. It's like a sauna, but much less, compared to CP standards. There's a business class and first class. Decided on going first class, picked a girl the manager said was good at massage and stuff, so I said alright.

Got into the room, and its kind of old and shabby. 2.5 star at the most. Girl was fun, spoke English, and was pretty good service, but she had a baby and her tits were black and sagging, from breast feeding, I guess.

L=8.

Body=6.

Service=8.

Total cost was $95 USD.

Was just what I neeeded after a long ass airplane ride.

Got another legit massage at the airport for $30 USD.

Then off to Hong Kong.

Landed in HK around 10pm, Sunday. Almost never had a sky limo to take me to CP, if I arrived 10 minutes later, I would've been fucked. That would of sucked. E&E never had one, but the orange uniform company had one van left. Thank goodness!

Went to Hui Mei Sauna, since I read Dave's report saying it was worth checking out. And yup was a good choice.

They have a air matress shower thing going there. This is where the girls bathes you and licks you and suck you in so many places. So much better than the Philippines! Forgot what she looked like, but I know she was hot, and service was good as can be. Glad to have made it to CP!

If you call Betty, a manager there, she can get a discount for you. Sorry, I lost her number, but if you call Dave, I'm sure he has a contact there Or anywhere in CP.

[MidniteOwl]

Fellow Mongers,

Will be in Shenzhen in the early summer and thought I might go check out what all the fuss is about in Dongguan. I'm Cantonese and can speak a bit of Mandarin. Although not that great. Planning to go with some friends, one of them is Caucasian so I have a feeling I might run into a bit of hassles. Maybe even trouble.

What are the dangers of Dongguan these days? Still as bad as I hear?

Thanks

[Dan Hawaii]

I think there's a range of people coming into town. Sort of like the "quiet storm". Brewing about. I know Chriss Thorr and his group are coming but not sure when they'll be here. They are TROUBLE! Hahaa. I remember those parties.

Dan Hawaii? You almost here. Let us all know, and we'll do a party soon.

Lots of fun times await.

Wow, been reading the forum for the first time, since landing in China.

Just as long as there are beers and dice on the table and 2 girls by my side, I don't care what music is played. Hahaha. I'm easy.

In chang an right now, heading back to CP tomorrow. Hope to be able to party with you guys soon.

[Dan Hawaii]

I plan on staying in Dongguan during the upcoming Canton Fair.

In this forum there is a lot of talk about saunas, KTV's, BBS's etc, but what I have an interest in is the format like they have in Wanchai, Hong Kong, where you walk into a bar, pick up a WG and bring her back to your room. Or go to her place. They used to have a bar like this in Guangzhou at the China Hotel (now the Marriott). Also, there are some bars near the Garden Hotel in Guangzhou where you could meet up with some nice ladies.

My question is: are there any bars (inside a hotel or not) where you can buy a girl a drink, talk with her a little, and if you like, bring her home.

Yup, got these in Chang Ping. Its actually the common bar of the KTV, you can have a line up, pick a girl, and drink at the bar area with her. I know it's not exactly what you are looking for, but its the closest CP has, and its a guarantee homerun. If you don't like her, you have 10 minutes to decide for free, otherwise, it will costs you 200-300 rmb.

[Dan Hawaii]

4 times a year? You lucky man! Haha.

How long do you stay during each visit? I found that when you go past 10 days with non-stop action, you become numb to hot looking chics. However, every time you visit the pull is stronger for you to come back. It is seriously addictive and really fucking with my mind on my perspective on relationships back home. Grrrrr.

I usually stay 2 weeks. Totally agree with you on getting numb, but never to hot looking chicks. Hahaha. Yup, very addicting, makes you want to move here or closer. Relationships, yup, thinking of severing all my relationships just to move closer or in CP. Hahaha.

Damn HK guys are lucky.

[Dim Guy]

Fuck that. Never playing ball again. Going to have to call in sick tomorrow to see the doc as my thumb is still fucked up. Should've extended my trip for a few more days

Mit I think I met you too! Sorry I omitted you again but I met so many people and drunk so much its all a bit of a haze. Thanks for the dice game you showed me, that was a lot of fun!

Hope you get well soon and it was a pleasure to meet you!