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**Eaglestar** · 05-21-11 21:39

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Pun intended or not?

**Mertert1** · 03-28-11 23:11

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**Dragan** · 03-10-11 06:01

VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES.

How do U-turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

**Puzzo** · 03-03-11 08:30

Amazing sipder facts.

**Wanking** · 10-15-10 13:12

Man imagine the stink off her arse!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_qz...has_verified=1

**Wanking** · 10-15-10 13:05

very funny
http://www.youtube.com/user/FKKperson

**Wanking** · 09-30-10 18:59

Very funny, make sure to watch to the end!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnCkE5RpK0

**Wanking** · 09-27-10 15:28

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/173527...girls_are_fun/

**Gunmaster G9** · 08-14-10 01:22

2nd batch of motivational posters.

**Westy** · 08-01-10 16:08

From the Puerto Plata, Dom Rep thread - some joking about "earning your monger's wings" inspired me to design these.

After all, when was the last time you asked a chica to "spread her WINGS"?

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...hmentid=137335

**Malabo** · 07-31-10 06:21

Mary, despite her good looks and charm, had still never dated any boys at the age of 19. Today she was asking her aunt Martha for advice with boys.

"Aunt Martha, " she started, "I've just started French kissing Tommy and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want to dribble on my boyfriend. "

"Swallow." Her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popular later on."