FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Iseeu]

Mondays are also good, so are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Most of the lineup, some 10- 12 women, are there at opening and their ranks increase as the day goes on. As previously stated there aren't any shifts and Fridays tend to be their busiest day other than party days.

[Iseeu]

Shark16, thanks for the detailed info. I'm just so curious about the place that I keep asking stuff. I'm sure I'll have fun, I'll be in great company and I do feel quite secure as how to handle the new situation.

For sure I understand that from the girls point of view some might be more motivated to give a very good service to someone they know they will see again and again instead of a newbie flying in from abroad. But I do think that the man's way of acting might do some difference.

Meaning that if you do your best to make the girl feel ok and maybe lower a bit the shield she will naturally raise when having to do with a perfect stranger, then maybe you can have a better session with her. If she is not a complete shark, that is.

Best!

Kimino

...at one time so I wouldn't fret about it. And while repeat customers have an easier time booking the top acts, it's the same as at any other club including the one that you usually frequent. As you would on any new turf, observe for awhile, get a feel for the land, and strike up a conversation with some of the other guests to get names and recommendations. The more local, friendly homey atmosphere is what sets the Hof apart from the larger clubs, and makes it easier to navigate even for the first- timer.

If you go in with the right attitude, which I know you have, and follow your own advice to respect and treat the girls well, you'll do fine.

Viel Spass,

Iseeu (who vividly remembers his first baptism at the Bernd's font)

[Kimino]

Well, it always pays to be nice and friendly with the girls. But if a top provider at Bernd's is fully booked with her regulars, it does not matter how goodlooking or nice a stranger is, does it?

Absolutely.

I did explain myself badly as usual. Haha. Sorry about that.

I did mean to say that a smile or the correct words at the right time can really make the difference in the girls mood and in how the session might work out. Opposite is true also.

Talked about this with a few girls in other clubs.

Ciao, Kimino.

[Gfe Finder]

So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

Ciao

As a general rule, the lineup and crowds tend to increase as the week goes on. I don't know if Bernds has a rule about a minimum number of girls but I do know that I've never seen less than 13 available. I also can't speak to whether the girls work in "shifts" but I've seen that the girls tend to come either around 1 or 3 (barring special arrangements.)

[Shark16]

Well, it always pays to be nice and friendly with the girls. But if a top provider at Bernd's is fully booked with her regulars, it does not matter how goodlooking or nice a stranger is, does it?

I have not seen sharks at Bernd's so do not worry about that. What I have seen is regulars getting priority over irregulars. It is just common sense really.

[Kimino]

Sorry Kimi, but I do not have enough Bernd's experience to respond accurately to your request for the forthcoming Wednesday line-ups. I will leave this question to the B's regulars.

Shark16, thanks for the detailed info. I'm just so curious about the place that I keep asking stuff. I'm sure I'll have fun, I'll be in great company and I do feel quite secure as how to handle the new situation.

For sure I understand that from the girls point of view some might be more motivated to give a very good service to someone they know they will see again and again instead of a newbie flying in from abroad. But I do think that the man's way of acting might do some difference.

Meaning that if you do your best to make the girl feel ok and maybe lower a bit the shield she will naturally raise when having to do with a perfect stranger, then maybe you can have a better session with her. If she is not a complete shark, that is.

Best!

Kimino

[Shark16]

So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

Ciao

Sorry Kimi, but I do not have enough Bernd's experience to respond accurately to your request for the forthcoming Wednesday line-ups. I will leave this question to the B's regulars.

About shifts: The opening hours at Bernd's are only 11- 12 hours compared to 18- 19 hours at the bigger clubs. Again, the Bernd's regulars may correct me on this, but from my observations there seems to be only one shift. Most girls seems to be there from opening at 1pm or shortly thereafter and stay until closing around midnight. Occasionly I have observed girls coming in later (like 5 pm) , but this seems to be exceptions to the rule.

My reference to "thin" line-ups was basically the following:
- 15- 20 girls compared to 50- 100 at the bigger clubs;
- A less proportion of the line-up meets the optic quality I am used to at the big clubs.

More than at the big clubs, Bernd's is a place where regulars have clear advantages vs. irregular visitors. This was basically my point in the previous report suggesting that first time visitors should not pick crowded nights if their main goal are to meet the top providers at Bernd's as they are high in demand (or even fully booked before entering the place), which may lead to a little bit of frustrating waiting time and maybe a disappointment or two.

Then again, as Boomer suggested, crowded nights may be the best time for public sex and for a happy party atmosphere. At the end of the day you just need to make up your own mind about what is important to YOU.

Do not worry too much about this. Normally I have a great time at Bernd's. But if you are a first time visitor, I think it is smart to bear this in mind when planning a first trip to Bernd's.

[Gggfan]

That being said, I find Bernds the most fun when it's busy. The girls are happy, the guest are happy and management is happy. Lots of couch action, session taking place in "less" usual places (one busy night I had sessions in a hallway and on the couch in the basement) and the occasional pole dance.

Thanks for this post as I might head to Bernds the 15th of July which is a Friday.

In my previous experiences in FKK clubs, I've been disappointed by the lack of public sex (FKK paradise & FKK point) which is a big turn on for me, so I'm trying to find the FKK club which offers the most regrading this particular point. Reading your post, visiting Bernds on a Friday could be a good idea, altough sessionning might be more of a problem.

Regarding my focus on public sex and CIMs, Bernds is a serious option.

[Kimino]

First time visitors to this club should also be aware of this.

So getting in on a Wednesday at opening time should be fine, or are we risking that the lineup is very thin?

Are there some rules in the house regarding minimum number of girls that have to be present, shifts and such like in some bigger clubs?

Ciao

[Shark16]

I would also find the girls I'm interested in having a session with and schedule appointments for the entire day as soon as I arrive, especially if your interested in seeing the most popular girls like Mara, Natali, Anna, etc.

Just wanted to highlight this part of Boomer's excellent advice, as it really concurs with my own experience. On one of my visits there was a discount on the entrance fee (50E) and many male guests. I tried to hook up with Mara as soon as she arrived (top provider / excellent English), but she had already dates for the whole night with her regulars. Many of the other popular girls were also taken, leaving me a bit frustrated for long periods of time competing with the regulars for session time with the top providers in a thin line-up (15- 20 girls are the standard at Bernd's). I will probably avoid such days on my future visits due to this experience, as I am yet to receive my "regular" status at Bernd's. First time visitors to this club should also be aware of this.

Lucky for me Anna was finally able to mend my "heartache" a couple of times later in the evening (very little English / good German). Her seductive attitude, sweet personality and performance are simply magnificent. Looks good too!!

Cheers,
S16

[Angus Magee]

This must be a brand new thing as I don't remember bathrobes being available from my trip at the end of May.

Maybe it is in deference to their expanding tourist business? Many N. Americans are a bit shy of popping a boner in public with no cover up. Personally I would opt for the more traditional Bernds birthday suit & towel.

When in Rome.

AM

[Gfe Finder]

The bathrobe thing is new to me. Don't know if I like it.

Being a weight challenged older guy, I can understand how the other guests, management and staff (oh well, the rest of the world's population) might not want to see my naked butt, but this doesn't seem to fit in with the Brends ambience.

This must be a brand new thing as I don't remember bathrobes being available from my trip at the end of May.

(And in deference to preserving Bernds' unique atmosphere, I'm not sure I'd like it either.)

[Boomer10]

One of the stars escorted me to the locker area and set me up with a bathrobe, towel and flip flops.

The bathrobe thing is new to me. Don't know if I like it.

Being a weight challenged older guy, I can understand how the other guests, management and staff (oh well, the rest of the world's population) might not want to see my naked butt, but this doesn't seem to fit in with the Brends ambience.

[Boomer10]

I am planning a NRW-trip in the end of June. It's time to "expanding my horizons" and try a visit to Bernd's. The only day possible for me to make that visit is Friday the 24/6, and I will not arrive before 17:00. Are fridays OK. Are they to busy. They have a special midsummer offer on that day. If there are many visitors where do I park my car?

Thanks!

T

Nothin' scientific here just my observations, Fridays are the busiest day of the week and special / party days are busier and 1700-1900 is the busiest time of the day. Off setting "the day of week" conditions, you'll be there near the end of the month where some guests (older gents on fixed incomes) will not be attending due to their lack of disposable income. So I would expect you will hit the club on a busy day. It should start slowing down near 2100. I've never been turned away although there must be limit to number of guest that can be in the club at one time.

That being said, I find Bernds the most fun when it's busy. The girls are happy, the guest are happy and management is happy. Lots of couch action, session taking place in "less" usual places (one busy night I had sessions in a hallway and on the couch in the basement) and the occasional pole dance.

I would definitely attend. I would also find the girls I'm interested in having a session with and schedule appointments for the entire day as soon as I arrive, especially if you're interested in seeing the most popular girls like Mara, Natali, Anna, etc.

There are 3 places to park. 4-5 places in front of the building, a private lot on the same side of the road as Bernds 1 house before you get to Bernds and a third larger area at the end of the road on the opposite side of the road (maybe 80-90 meters from Bernds). I seem to recall that the 2 lots have private parking signs at the entrances. If you go to Google maps and look at the over head pictures, you see parking areas. (Bernds also pops up as POI, isn't technology wonderful.)

[Tjohoo]

I am planning a NRW-trip in the end of June. It's time to "expanding my horizons" and try a visit to Bernd's. The only day possible for me to make that visit is Friday the 24/6, and I will not arrive before 17:00. Are fridays OK. Are they to busy. They have a special midsummer offer on that day. If there are many visitors where do I park my car?

Thanks!

T