FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Visual]

Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?

Isseu, Very well said.

Congrats

[Iseeu]

Agreed. So, it's the excellent, ripe, world-beating 1945 vintage for you, is it? I'll go for a good 1990 Romanian Beaujo-lay at Oase or World any time, I am afraid. LOL.

Surely, you my friend, a most sophisticated Continental, would know, that we drink the young Beaujo-lay, only for a short period of time, and only while it is just ready for consumption. It serves to satisfy only a temporary need, an itch if you will. Afterwards, we get our real pleasure from savoring elixirs that provide a more fuller and lasting sensation. Ne c'est pas?

[Iseeu]

i will second that. on my last trip, i had a reservation with dollar via hotwire. at the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of hotwire and / or because i was not using mastercard. that was totally bs since there was no such condition when i made the reservation. fortunately, i usually have a backup. so, i just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. i made it clear that i would not be doing business with them in the future.

i also didn't have that as a pre-condition when booking through expedia. she gave me some story that i should have read the fine print. i did. i always do when signing any contract, that's my legal training kicking in. when she mentioned mastercard, i pulled out 2 of them, but because they weren't from a european bank, she still wanted the additional 26 euro. total thievery. i went down the line to enterprise and found a perfectly serviceable vehicle for just a little more than dollar originally quoted me without the extra insurance.

i was pretty peeved at myself, because i should have known that they only operate out of terminal 2, and also about the extra insurance scam. learned my lesson and will stick with hertz and avis from now on, unless i'm not on a tight schedule and can deal with the budget rental bs.

[Toscana]

Beaujolais is a delicious wine, but wine afficionados look for wine that has developed a deeper flavor and texture, has matured just the right amount, and provides a more sensous and savory taste experience.

Agreed. So, it's the excellent, ripe, world-beating 1945 vintage for you, is it? I'll go for a good 1990 Romanian Beaujo-lay at Oase or World any time, I am afraid. LOL.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Thrifty is part of the same group of thieves. Same scams as Dollar.

I'm always using Hertz or Avis and don't have any problem with them.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Ciao Nille, are we ever going to meet? Would be nice chatting live!

Kimino

Ciao Kimino, I'm pretty sure our path have crossed without knowing it either at Artemis, Oase or Palace.

In this game don't be shy to ask the girl you like, you'll regret it later and will always wonder how good she is in bed. Happens also to me.

[Kimino]

Are you sure you were in the right place? Connie must be on vacation.

Hahaha.

Well, the only person I would identify as staff was a middle aged woman, kind of good looking. She served the drinks and took the money when we left.

Smiling, I'd say friendly for german standards.

Ciao

[Boomer10]

I will second that. On my last trip, I had a reservation with Dollar via Hotwire. At the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of Hotwire and / or because I was not using Mastercard. That was totally BS since there was no such condition when I made the reservation. Fortunately, I usually have a backup. So, I just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. I made it clear that I would not be doing business with them in the future.

Thrifty is part of the same group of thieves. Same scams as Dollar.

[Akibono]

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Don't rent from Dollar Rent a Car at Frankfurt Airport. I usually rent from Avis and Hertz, but used Dollar this time. After searching in vain for their counter I found out that they only operate out of Terminal 2. So I went back into Terminal 1, walked from A to B, then 2 flights up to catch the SkyTrain. When I finally got to their counter, they notified me that as a US citizen, I have to take insurance for 26 Euro. Despite my protests that I'm already covered with my travel insurance, they insisted. So I walked out and found a car from another agency.

Finally got on the road, and drove through a driving rain to Lichtenberg. Arrived at 1:15 pm and was met at the door by the lovely Carmen, who recognized me from her last stint at the Hof. As I got my towel and key, I spotted Sandra lounging at the bar and got onto 1st place on her to do list.

To be continued.

I will second that. On my last trip, I had a reservation with Dollar via Hotwire. At the counter they gave me this bullshit about having to buy insurance because that was the condition of Hotwire and / or because I was not using Mastercard. That was totally BS since there was no such condition when I made the reservation. Fortunately, I usually have a backup. So, I just walked to the next counter and picked up a car for slightly more. I made it clear that I would not be doing business with them in the future.

[Iseeu]

Visited earlier this week: Lineup included Angie, Anna, Anya, Babsi, Carmen, Dana, Erica, Jenny, Katja, Leoni, Magda, Mara, Natalie, Susan, Tina and Sandra as the masseuse. I had planned to audition Kim, but neither she nor Sandi were in the house. No young spinners, but plenty of top performers to choose from.

Just to clear up some loose change:

1) Don't know where the previous poster got his bathrobe but it wasn't at the Hof. They have changed out some of their rattier towels with newer ones, but no bathrobes in sight.

2) Natalie has put on quite a bit of baggage in her caboose and with her new hairdo, I almost didn't recognize her.

3) Leonie will be on vacation for the next 5 weeks.

4) Katja leaves this weekend for a 3 week vacation.

5) Connie continues to surprise me with her pleasant demeanor and sense of humor.

Don't rent from Dollar Rent a Car at Frankfurt Airport. I usually rent from Avis and Hertz, but used Dollar this time. After searching in vain for their counter I found out that they only operate out of Terminal 2. So I went back into Terminal 1, walked from A to B, then 2 flights up to catch the SkyTrain. When I finally got to their counter, they notified me that as a US citizen, I have to take insurance for 26 Euro. Despite my protests that I'm already covered with my travel insurance, they insisted. So I walked out and found a car from another agency.

Finally got on the road, and drove through a driving rain to Lichtenberg. Arrived at 1:15 pm and was met at the door by the lovely Carmen, who recognized me from her last stint at the Hof. As I got my towel and key, I spotted Sandra lounging at the bar and got onto 1st place on her to do list.

To be continued.

[Iseeu]

Kimino,

Glad that you and Charlie had a chance to try Bernd's. It would have been great if we could have been there on the same day, but we missed each other by a couple of days. Bernd's isn't known for its lineup of spinners, but it's a shame that once you left your usual hunting grounds that you didn't move even further out of your comfort zone to try some of the Hof's experienced purveyors of pleasure.

I also like an occasional spinner, but that's not why we travel to Lichtenberg. Beaujolais is a delicious wine, but wine afficionados look for wine that has developed a deeper flavor and texture, has matured just the right amount, and provides a more sensous and savory taste experience.

Ciao.

[Fats]

Bernds is just how I was expecting it-

Staff very friendly

Are you sure you were in the right place? Connie must be on vacation.

[Kimino]

Well done! 3 club visit in one day. A bit rushy I would say.

The ladies at Bernds provide super service and are very nice, but the look department is missing.

Did you got a special massage from Sandra. Do you priorities look or service?

Ciao Nille, are we ever going to meet? Would be nice chatting live!

To answer you question, there is a threshold. I mean, I do appreciate good service but if I don't like the girl enough she will never have a chance to show me how good she is. And yes I set the threshold quite high.
I lowered a lot the threshold before entering Bernds, because I knew what to expect.

Also I'm kind of young girl oriented and for sure I look at a bunch of stupid details like piercing, makeup, erotic almost light fetish stuff. See my passion for lingerie nights and similar. That's just how I am. And yes, I knew that Bernds wouldn't provide any of this but still wanted to visit and was happy to do it.

Going back to yesterdays visit. There where 2 blond girls walking around always together and also working together. One was not particularly good looking, quite robust (to be kind) and the other one was a cute, very young, very embarassed girl. I think she was called Stella. The robust girl turned up to be Kim, I asked her. Yes the one on the gallery. I would never had recognised her. The other girls always staying with Kim was apparently very new, to Bernds but probably to prostitution also. This is just the idea I made up.

Well, I was very attracted by the situation but the young girl would avoid any eye contact and would stick as a shadow to Kim. I did act on my shyness probably or didn't really know how to handle the thing and didn't manage to go up to the young girl and ask her a session. At a point I even thought of asking Kim If I could session with her friend but it all seemed wrong, so I didn't. That's my only regret about the visit of yesterday.

Regarding Samya, good to know that on weekends it's different. It really made no sense.

Finally, the massage was done by a middle aged lady that I think only does massages, it would be too much even at Bernds. Hahaha Sorry for that, couldn't resist.

Ciao.

Kimino

[Nille Copenhagen]

Quick report.

Kimino

Well done! 3 club visit in one day. A bit rushy I would say.

The ladies at Bernds provide super service and are very nice, but the look department is missing.

Did you got a special massage from Sandra. Do you priorities look or service?

I never visit Samya on a weekday, only on Friday and Saturday. On these days the club rocks with a unbelievable party atmosphere, nude girls dancing on the bar and with you if you like to party.

Many pretty girls too, on their website you can see who is present.

Sorry you miss the party at Samya. So try if you have the chance to visit Samya in the weekends. To feel the difference.

How can you compare Samya with Artemis or Oase? They are in a diff. League. None of the NRW can be compared with Artemis, Oase, Palace, World club-wise.

Ladywise is always a hit or miss, no matter where you visit.

Nille

[Kimino]

Quick report.

I'll give more details in the next reports but wanted to share what we did yesterday.

Met Charlie at Koeln airport around 10. Moved to a nearby hotel called The New Yorker.

Our plans where to start with Bernds, reaching it by public transports, so at 11:00 we got a taxi to reach PSR and see how it is. The excuse was that it was raining, we could share the cost of the taxi and WTF. Taxi fare to PSR from Koeln airport is 30 euro.

Park Sauna Residenz is a big club with nice facilities, swimming pool, restaurant, nice garden and a very relaxed atmosphere. Around 20 girls present, no stunners, mediocre lineup but enough to have fun.

At 13:00 we took a taxi to Bernds. 50 euros.

Bernds is just how I was expecting it, a big house in a village in the middle of nowhere. You would never say it's an Fkk or club.

Staff very friendly, very relaxed atmosphere.

I will immediately say I had fun, had a very very good session with Erika, but probably is not the right club for me. I appreciate good service but I'm interested in very good looking, young girls, and there's very few, almost none at Bernds.

I knew it was going to be like this, and still I wanted to visit, this was the reason of my trip.

From an economic point of view, sessions are cheap in Bernds if compared to Artemis or other clubs. One hour is 100 euros, cim is included, anal is 50 extra if available. My session with Erika costed 150, at Artemis I would have paid 270 for the same stuff. 1hr, cim, anal.

Also sessioned with a good looking young girl from Koeln, Chiara. Pony tail. Mediocre session, no cim. Nothing special.

Very very very good food, italian food. Just like at home.

Nice massage.

Around 19:00 we moved on to Samya.

IMHO Samya doesn't even deserve to be mentioned. Total crap!

The only area where something happens is the main floor, '80s disco look, loud music. Refrigerators on the side where lots of guys where drinking beer after beer and not doing much else. Asked and paid for a whisky and got petrol!

The lineup was incredibly bad. In the whole club I would have fucked 2/3 girls at the max but we both left 3hr later without sessioning.

Bernds is a world apart, you may like it or not but it's something different.

Samya is a complete failure, it's a wannabe Artemis or Oase or whatever but simply can't compete on any level. Unless you are on real budget and want a place to pay 50 to enter drink free beer all night and maybe have a session with a mediocre looking girl.

Am I being too negative? Hahaha.

Today I'll be alone so I'll be at PSR until 5pm and then rush to the airport to fly back.

More details when I'll be back.

Thanks to everybody for the info and help in preparing this trip and thanks to Charlie123 for sharing this new adventure with me, great time as always.

Ciao.

Kimino