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I think the reason people don't like to tip the cum boy is because we pay 15 dollars for the room for 40 minutes. The hotel should give him a buck. Its not our job to pay an extra fee for a overpriced room.

[Member #4244]

Went very recently to a multitude of places in Tijuana, I have to say overall disappointing the way almost every halfway intriguing (and even some of the unintriguing ones I asked just for fun / research) INSIST on CBJ. Fuck off with that!

Saw our girl alaska aka barbara. She has lost weight since last year and since those photos, her breasts are smaller (but really no perkier) , her ass is much flatter and, on the plus side, her midsection is quite shapely and attractive now. Lipo, drug problem, miracle diet. Who knows? Attitude has gotten way worse though, I am sure she has been spoiled and / or jaded by morons of all varieties in the past 13 months or so. I didn't even want to bang her after talking to her for a bit. Hung out at malquerida for a while surprisingly, live band, not shabby, met a nice girl in there with a great attitude but again I always forget the stage name and remember the real name. She is a thin mestiza who mobs around with a slightly thicker girl that wears glasses and has curly hair. Both very nice. Also went to a couple massage places, BS massages of course, OK service.

Back to HK, they had the usual 2 and 3 girl soap shows but the one downstairs was capped off by some chubby white patron getting blown and then fucking some blonde mexicana. All in all the guy couldn't complain but of course there was no way he could cum under those circumstances so it was mostly for show, of course. Overall good entertainment, maybe half a dozen really smoking girls and just as many that were one step down. Easily the best girls and best setup going down there. Does anyone know why none of these places have gambling? Seems like a logical marriage of vices.

[Phordphan]

AT, very valid points across the subject. Buy let's be realistic here. Yes, his job sucks, but at least he is employed. Let's say 10 swinging dicks use the bathroom in one hour, and each left 1 peso to the attendant. Which converts to $8. 50 per hour. Which is more than minimum wage in California, and a lot more than the minimum wage at the Tijuana Walmart.

Hey, Tom.

I agree with all your points. But the anal retentive pedant in me just has to point out that if 10 guys leave 1 peso each, during the course of an hour, the attendant is getting 10 pesos an hour, or just under $1 per hour. Did you mean 10 pesos per [CodeWord140]?

Oh, and don't get me started about the $1 robe thing.

[TomJackin]

You tip the cum boy a dollar, and he cleans up your cum, rubbers, dirty towels, sheets, etc.

Agree, and considering the condition the room is in when I leave, sometimes better than not, I think this kid is underpaid for sure. He might work 10-50 minutes to get the room back in order. A buck well earned.

You tip the waiter a dollar, and he brings you beer, overpriced tiny drink for your chica. He even brings you chips you don't want.

It depends on the server and usually I only buy with pesos. But the server goes somewhere and comes back with your drinks, chips, and fucking cheese plate. So if I don't get played with, such as dropping unwanted goods on my table, then I do tip with a 10 peso coin.

You tip the guy at the door a dollar to hand your chica a robe to wear to the hotel.

I don't consider this as a tip. It seems to me it is more of a HK policy or even a rental fee. But hell, I could grab the robe faster than they usually can. I don't like the policy, but I don't want the chica walking around half naked either. Especially if you walk out the back of HK, you have to dodge many other mongers and street girls just to get to the hotel.

All different levels and amounts of service, all for a dollar. So why should the guy who has to sit all day / night in a Mexican bathroom, handing out paper towels be any different. Only sweaty guys come in his establishment, while the hott chicas in tiny outfits are out in the bar. In my opinion, he should get almost as much as the cum boy does. Probably the second worse job at HK.

AT, very valid points across the subject. Buy let's be realistic here. Yes, his job sucks, but at least he is employed. Let's say 10 swinging dicks use the bathroom in one hour, and each left 1 peso to the attendant. Which converts to $8. 50 per hour. Which is more than minimum wage in California, and a lot more than the minimum wage at the Tijuana Walmart.

Geez Louise, all he did was hand me a paper towel. So I guess I don't see the problem here. I'm not cheap, but do not like my tip, no matter what it might be; rejected.

[Phordphan]

ok, you are busting my chops at this point.

i mean really, he handed me a paper towel. he did not touch or suck my dick. and this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

hell, if he got a dollar for every tom and jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in hk, or even me for that sake. insert happy & sad faces here.

yeah, i was just giving you a little grief. but it was a funny story.

personally, i find bathroom attendants annoying. i can [CodeWord134] and wash my hands by myself, thank you very much. .

on the other hand, they guy keeps the place clean, and it is a pretty bad place to hang out every night.

i find $1 is way too much to tip every time i have to take a leak, which can be several times a night if i'm drinking beer. and i never have quarters, or some such. so, i do as the locals, and [CodeWord134] and leave. every second or third time i'll toss him a buck. but a buck a [CodeWord134] is way too much.

[Ath Trainer]

OK, you are busting my chops at this point.

I mean really, he handed me a paper towel. He did not touch or suck my dick. And this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

Hell, if he got a dollar for every Tom and Jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in HK, or even me for that sake. Insert happy & sad faces here.

Tipping is pretty standard in amount, but not in service.

You tip the cum boy a dollar, and he cleans up your cum, rubbers, dirty towels, sheets, etc.

You tip the waiter a dollar, and he brings you beer, overpriced tiny drink for your chica. He even brings you chips you don't want.

You tip the guy at the door a dollar to hand your chica a robe to wear to the hotel.

All different levels and amounts of service, all for a dollar. So why should the guy who has to sit all day / night in a Mexican bathroom, handing out paper towels be any different. Only sweaty guys come in his establishment, while the hott chicas in tiny outfits are out in the bar. In my opinion, he should get almost as much as the cum boy does. Probably the second worse job at HK.

[TomJackin]

Dude! You gave him 2 PESOS? . That's what, like 20 cents? Do your friends call you Diamond Tom? Ha Ha Ha! J / K. .

But seriously, that's pretty small money. I usually give them a buck every 2nd or 3rd trip.

OK, you are busting my chops at this point.

I mean really, he handed me a paper towel. He did not touch or suck my dick. And this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

Hell, if he got a dollar for every Tom and Jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in HK, or even me for that sake. Insert happy & sad faces here.

[Phordphan]

After a couple of tacos, I entered HK at about 3:30 and headed straight to the bathroom, the one on the right after the main entrance. I do this all the time because I want to wash the taco stench off my hands and mouth. There was a bathroom attendant and after I was done, he gave me some paper towels to dry off.

I reached in my pocket and pulled out a 2 peso coin and I put it in his tip (ash) tray. As I was about to leave, he said something in Spanish to get my attention. I turned around and he took the coin from the tip tray and gave it back to me; with a nasty look to boot.

I told him gracias, put the coin back in my pocket, and then walked out. My question is,"WTF?" Should I have gave him more money for handing me a couple of paper towels? Do these guys need a fucking calculator to understand that these coins add up? Or, am I alone on this one?

Dude! You gave him 2 PESOS? . That's what, like 20 cents? Do your friends call you Diamond Tom? Ha Ha Ha! J / K.

But seriously, that's pretty small money. I usually give them a buck every 2nd or 3rd trip.

[TomJackin]

After a couple of tacos, I entered HK at about 3:30 and headed straight to the bathroom, the one on the right after the main entrance. I do this all the time because I want to wash the taco stench off my hands and mouth. There was a bathroom attendant and after I was done, he gave me some paper towels to dry off.

I reached in my pocket and pulled out a 2 peso coin and I put it in his tip (ash) tray. As I was about to leave, he said something in Spanish to get my attention. I turned around and he took the coin from the tip tray and gave it back to me; with a nasty look to boot.

I told him gracias, put the coin back in my pocket, and then walked out. My question is,"WTF?" Should I have gave him more money for handing me a couple of paper towels? Do these guys need a fucking calculator to understand that these coins add up? Or, am I alone on this one?

[Member #4244]

Yes, I've seen her there before. I was mesmerized by her dancing one night, she has a real pouty look that makes you want to hit that big ass hard. I tried to talk to her but she seemed bored, it was a bummer because I wanted to take her upstairs but I just wasn't getting a vibe from her. Would be nice if someone who's been with her would post a report on her performance, maybe I just crossed her path on a bad night.

I smashed about a year ago, was down there for a buddy's bachelor party. Was. 6, CFS, light kissing and I had a very good time with her. Nice smooth skin, great curves, tight pussy (no kids) and pretty good attitude although a little shy. She told me about her family and stuff, bullshitted with her for a bit and smoked as I was there when the club was going to close. My spanish is good, her english is not. I would recommend her, nice combo of looks and service (which is not my favorite locale to begin with).

[Artisttyp]

I hardly deal with HK waiters. I walk straight up to the bar buy a beer with a $5 bill (keep the change) and walk around the club. Sometimes I sit down here or there but not for long.

I think the problems happen when you pick a booth as a home base. That booth is technically the waiter's real estate. You will need to pay rent if you stay. If not they want it available for another customer that will.

Bring exact change and buy your own drinks at the bar. Most bartenders at HK will be glad to take the tip away from the waiters.

[Super Gato]

As far as the waiters go, they are a pain in the ass. There are a million of them, and they are competitive. Tips are big to them, and will do what ever it takes to get one. They don't care if they [CodeWord140] you off, and will be aggressive and play mind games to do what they have to do. Remember, you are in a bar where girls will screw, flash, and be groped for money. So why won't a guy be a pain in the ass to make a buck. Don't let their games get to you, just shake them off. When one tells you if you don't buy a drink you will have to leave, he is probably saying that on his own, with no backing from the bar itself.

Being a waiter at HK or AB is a hell of a gig. You work for tips and American style tipping is the norm. You make a lot more than a waiter in another restaurant or other low end job. I'm down there a lot and the waiters know me and don't try anything like the chips thing or hassling me for drinks. They know I'll tip them well for good service and won't give them a peso if they try that crap with me. I've even sometimes not noticed given them a 20 when I thought I gave them a 10 and they gave me the correct change. I've had a mesero follow me outside because I had dropped my phone in the booth and hadn't noticed. They're not all sharks out to squeeze gringos dry.

The guys are hyper-agressive because if they don't deliver revenue to the bar, they're gone. The good waiters can provide good service and still make lots of money. Others see the gringo tourist as easy pickings. Most of the gringos will never come back so you have to get them while you can. I've given hundreds in tips to my favorite waiters over the years.

And yes, the bar will throw your ass out if you're not buying drinks. It is a bar, not a charity. If you're not buying, you're wasting space. If you're on a budget, drink slower and / or carry the empty bottle in your hand. If you have nothing in your hand, you'll be asked to buy more. This is pretty much standard operating procedure at most bars and clubs in the world.

[Keg]

Is this little jovencita from jalisco still working there? Bleached blonde, big soft natural tits, overdose of foundation, queen of the soap show:

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-14.jpg

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-16.jpg

I know her real name but cannot remember her fake name so I'll abstain. She gave me a phone number but I was reasonably trashed, doesn't look like the right number of digits jajajaja

Yes, I've seen her there before. I was mesmerized by her dancing one night, she has a real pouty look that makes you want to hit that big ass hard. I tried to talk to her but she seemed bored, it was a bummer because I wanted to take her upstairs but I just wasn't getting a vibe from her. Would be nice if someone who's been with her would post a report on her performance, maybe I just crossed her path on a bad night.

[Ath Trainer]

Some girls won't kiss, some will kiss a pig, some will do it if necessary. I had a bigger AB girl offer anal on a slower Sunday night within 5 minutes of meeting her.

As far as the waiters go, they are a pain in the ass. There are a million of them, and they are competitive. Tips are big to them, and will do what ever it takes to get one. They don't care if they [CodeWord140] you off, and will be aggressive and play mind games to do what they have to do. Remember, you are in a bar where girls will screw, flash, and be groped for money. So why won't a guy be a pain in the ass to make a buck. Don't let their games get to you, just shake them off. When one tells you if you don't buy a drink you will have to leave, he is probably saying that on his own, with no backing from the bar itself.

[TomJackin]

Is this little jovencita from jalisco still working there? Bleached blonde, big soft natural tits, overdose of foundation, queen of the soap show:

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-14.jpg

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-16.jpg

I know her real name but cannot remember her fake name so I'll abstain. She gave me a phone number but I was reasonably trashed, doesn't look like the right number of digits jajajaja

Yes, she is still working there. She was in the dancer of the year contest. Her club name is Alaska, forgot her real name.