SC Sauna Club Living Room - Kaarst

[Gergiev]

For instance a German friend of mine will not park his car in the grounds of an FKK which is at least 100km from where he lives. Another German friend of mine will only frequent FKK / Sauna clubs which are at least three / four hours drive from his home. Both are professionals and wear a suit and tie to work.

CD,

That's interesting to hear as we read here from time to time of examples like German girls from Duesseldorf who may work in Cologne establishments or from Cologne that might pop down to Hessen clubs for weekends, etc.

Not very often, mind you, but I do remember it being reported here on occasions.

VG.

[Big30]

Last Friday was OK in LR although a bit slow, but it still is Holiday Time. About 40 girls. Later I will post some names. There was a Grill with even Hamburgers! Liked that a lot. DJ Tonny was playing this time also some eighties Music.

Has been mentioned before LR is more an Evening Club. Untill 16hr not that many girls and guest present. Things change between 16-18hr. Most Fridays DJ Tonny is playing from 20u30m untill 3u30m, Fiday and Sat they close at 4hr.

B30

[Capt Dan]

I is mongering considered very taboo in the everyday German society or treated with some sort of acceptance?

Not sure what part of the world you are from TabbySmyth. But Germany is really not much different than any other Northern European country when it comes to attitudes towards guys hanging out in brothels / cathouses or in this case FKK or Sauna Clubs.

For instance a German friend of mine will not park his car in the grounds of an FKK which is at least 100km from where he lives. Another German friend of mine will only frequent FKK / Sauna clubs which are at least three / four hours drive from his home. Both are professionals and wear a suit and tie to work.

I guess the answer to your question is better not to be seen in an FKK / Sauna Club. But then if you are seen by one of the guys from work, well he wasn't in the joint just to play a game of peaknuckle either! So you may not be any worse off!

CD

[Woof Woof]

Does anyone know if Living Room has wifi?

Yes. Works best in the garden and upstairs. Unreliable downstairs.

[Breadman]

Does anyone know if Living Room has wifi?

[TabbySmyth]

I was thinking. Has anyone had a situation of bumping into one of your work colleagues at an FKK? Come to think of it, I don't work very far from LR and damm it'll be awkward to meet someone I see in office. I'm sure mongers who work in Ddorf drop in especially on Saturday weekends. Well it can't really affect you much because HE's not exactly out there taking the kids to the movies too. But its going get me worried about word spreading at work for sure. Which brings me to a slightly off-thread question, is mongering considered very taboo in the everyday German society or treated with some sort of acceptance? As an analogy, I have some Japanese colleagues who tell me that getting drunk (like really sloshed stupid drunk) with your bosses is acceptable and even expected once in a while in Japanese culture. Which I might think is considered inappropriate professionally here.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Don't feel bad. I always cum within 3-4 minutes. Once in a while I can last up to 7-8 minutes. I always request CBJ because I am afraid I will pop too fast! How do some of these guys last so long? 20 minutes non stop is like 5 sessions for me. I've heard some guys spend 3-4 hours or more banging these babes all night! I also want to know the secret!

Same answer to you VC,

My secrets:

Sleep well, stay relaxed, eat healthy, and try to focus on giving her pleasure as well (kiss, DATY, massage ect.) and not focus only your own pleasure.

And I watched a lot of porn when I were young, now I'm almost immune.

[Vito Corleone]

I asked her to put the condom on and tried to get it hard enough for The IT and dammm. 30 seconds and I came in the condom in my hand without so much as spreading her legs. I wanted to cry, shout, tear at my hair, but of course I smiled and said Oops!

Within about 2 minutes of being inside her I had come. I was relived. From inside the room to pop was about 15 minutes! I was just happy that it happened somehow. I know this sounds a little silly but I have NO idea how you guys go on for like 20 minutes and in multiple positions! I bow to thee.

Don't feel bad. I always cum within 3-4 minutes. Once in a while I can last up to 7-8 minutes. I always request CBJ because I am afraid I will pop too fast! How do some of these guys last so long? 20 minutes non stop is like 5 sessions for me. I've heard some guys spend 3-4 hours or more banging these babes all night! I also want to know the secret!

[TabbySmyth]

That's quite a story, you are young, don't take a pill! It's all in your mindset.

Thank you for the encouragement Nille. Also, the logistics of actually procuring a pill seem impossible to me. I feel highly suspicious of some of the links on the Viagra thread and buying it from the Apotheke might be impossible without a prescription. So don't have that choice anyway I guess.

[QUOTE=You should have been honest and told the Theken Frau and the girls that you were a virgin and they would take good care of you.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Yes. But one is always afraid of being the laughing stock of the crowd, I guess.

[QUOTE=Normally 30 mins. Is too little for me, I enjoy longer session.[/QUOTE]Bows. Nille, all I can is think of is a rhyme to illustrate my grave situation: 'The girls are lovely, dark and lissome; but problems, oh so bothersome; be miles to go before I cum, be miles to go before I cum! '

Tabby.

[Nille Copenhagen]

And the award for the longest popping of a personal cherry goes to. Tabbbyyy!

That's quite a story, you are young, don't take a pill! It's all in your mindset.

You should have been honest and told the Theken Frau and the girls that you were a virgin and they would take good care of you.

My secrets:

Sleep well, stay relaxed, eat healthy, and try to focus on giving her pleasure as well (kiss, DATY, massage ect.) and not focus only your own pleasure.

Normally 30 mins. Is too little for me, I enjoy longer session.

[TabbySmyth]

And the award for the longest popping of a personal cherry goes to. Tabbbyyy!

So to put things in perspective, I am 29, live in Ddorf after having come to Germany a few months back, first time in an sauna club, first time in ANY establishment that offers sex for money and. I was a virgin till Saturday (I can almost hear browser windows being closed and the humiliating sound of respect crashing). To salvage some reputation. Its not like I've NEVER been with a girl, quite a few actually. Just never done IT.

So, first things first. I took the S28 from Platform 12 at Ddorf around 1:30 PM, got off at IKEA Kaarst and took a right immediately out of the station to the McDonalds traffic light. Note to first timers. Do not cross the traffic light outside the platform and walk straight ahead. Instead turn right immediately out of the platform and follow the road till you see a McDs in about 25 seconds. Took a right from the McDs signal and walked for around 3 minutes to come to another 'Selected Gentleman's Club' called Golden Door (what is THIS now? Can't be what I hope it is, since I've never heard of it on the forum). Took the right at this point and another 60 seconds of walking brought me to the house with the heart shaped sign.

I fidgeted with the door trying to open it till I saw the buzzer. Clearly I was nervous as things will soon show. It was around 2:00 and the girl at the reception asked me how I have heard of them. Strange question. I replied with ISG. Paid my 50 Euros and she explained the pricing in her broken English with 'first half hour 50. One hour 75. Pay after sex. New girl means new 50'. OK, but I barely listened. Been here, read that. Got my locker wristband and a pretty girl was called in to show me around the place (in English). She showed me around the kino, showers, sauna etc and said I should change and see her upstairs.

So I changed, wore my bathrobe and went upstairs. So I take a barstool at the corner and ask for a beer. An ECG machine would have measured my resting heart rate at this time to be around 150 bpm. Not very ideal. There were about 10 girls sitting in the main area near the bar and none of them pounced on me or anything. I would have fainted if they had. I looked around for a bit and saw a cute girl being more or less mobbed by 4 guys who clearly weren't going to be taking her anywhere soon (it was just obvious they were simply passing some time). So I was very clear about one thing, I would not lose my virginity to anyone who looked not so great irrespective of how hot she was otherwise. So anyway this one had a very pretty smile and I was attracted almost as soon as I saw her. She was clearly looking around to find other prospectives given these men were not so keen to do what she wanted them to. So I smiled at her, she smiled back, looked around in her purse and bought out a pack of cigerettes and came over to ask for a light. I couldn't believe how simple this is. All you have to do is make eye contact for more than 4 seconds and she's yours! We spoke for about 5 minutes and I was SHAKING. I kid you not, she put her hand on my leg and she asked me why I was shaking and I said its a habit!

Danii (German / 23) :

While she said she was 23 I wasnt sure since she told me later she's had a kid already. Around 5'6", thin but seemed like natural B breasts. I asked her if she kissed she said yeah sure and we went to the Zimmer. Undressed, she looked pretty good but I was in any case concentrating on that simile which wouldn't leave her face. We got down to it with LFK which never turned into a DFK and I was too embarrassed to ask (ok so I'll get there someday). I was hard on by this time and she asked me what I liked. I said BBBJ and she immediately went down. It was ok but nothing great. But here's the thing. I don't think BJs are my thing yet. This makes me so sad, really. Turns out the inside of the foreskin is so sensitive that I lose my erection when they do their up and down). So anyway I asked her to leave it and kiss me instead which is when I got the erection back. I asked her to put the condom on and tried to get it hard enough for The IT and dammm. 30 seconds and I came in the condom in my hand without so much as spreading her legs. I wanted to cry, shout, tear at my hair, but of course I smiled and said Oops! We were like 10 minutes into the room and here's what turned me off, she immediately got up and started getting dressed. I was a little put-off. But then maybe they've got a one pop rule or soemthing. So we left, I paid her 50 and went back upstairs to moan my fate. I was pretty low on confidence right now but thought if I give it some time I might have a chance.

Looks: 7/10.

Body: 7/10.

Attitude: 5/10.

Repeat: No.

So lounged around for a bit, had some cake and watched the girls around. It was around 3:30 and the number of girls had gone up to around 20 or so but I can't be sure. There were quite a few lookers now and the number of men had gone up considerably though not crowded by any standards. Around an hour and a half later I decided I needed to try again and maybe this time not with an optifuck so she would be a little more patient with me.

Christina (28 / Ukrainain) : 5'8", B breasts, shoulder length brown hair. She wasnt the best looker there, and not the best body but once again the smile won me over. We spoke for a bit and I explained I was tired (what else) , and it might take some hard work from her. She said no problem in broken english and told me she'll massage me back to good spirits which I realized a common line which they give out whenever men say they can't do it right away. I asked her if she REALLY kissed and she said yeah.

So Tabby goes to the zimmer to try yet again.

Now, Christina turned out to have an amazing attitude. She really DFKed right from the start, got on top of me and actually started moving to the music while on top of me. I was hard almost immediately and ectatic. We kissed and played around for maybe 5 mins and I told her to skip the BJ and put the condom on. She asked me if I wanted her on top and I said ok. She climbs on top and its too soft to go in. I am depressed and move my hand to rub it and she brushed me aside, takes off the condom and gives me a BBBJ. It was all just great attitude. She clearly WANTED me to have a good time. Turns out it would not get up anymore. Mind you her skills were clearly evident with a lot of suction and no teeth at all. I guess its just a viscous cycle. You feel anxious and it just keeps getting downhill from there on. So I asked her to DFK me and she tried her best. Nothing. She then gently reminded me that half an hour was almost up and I said nevermind lets just extend. I was seriosuly depressed by now and as it turns out this didn't help too and I just wasted the second 50. After about 50 minutes I decided this was not happening, I will never lose my virginity, I need to see a doctor and life just sucks beyond belief. So I said fuck it and wanted a smoke. But Hello, Christina is wet and rubbing herself crazy. For some reason I found this endearing and helped her at it and she actually took five minutes to cum herself. Again it was nice to see that she didn't always take this as a mundane job.

So we smoked for sometime, I told her that maybe I will session with her again in a few hours and left the room. Although we had not discussed it I paid her 75 for the hour and she accepted. So I guess thats how the rules work even if you extend mid-session.

Looks: 6. 5/10.

Body: 7/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

Repeat: Yes.

I noticed the barbecue, decided this was a good way to spend time and filled a plate full of whatever they had to offer (they had either run out of the day's special lamb cutlets or not received them). It was around 6 and while eating I noticed that the there were around 25-30 girls and four to five very good lookers. I don't know about you guys but I thought this was like a dream or something in terms of a line up. Maybe I'll get used to it but right now I just shiver with excitement when I think of what GT must be like! There was someone for EVERYONES tastes I think. In fact I remember seeing two black girls sitting in a corner playing video games since I had come in, and actually felt bad that didn't really have anyone to session them since they were both slightly old and not lookers compared to the younger lot. I wonder how these women are able to not feel bad about being alineated in all that white. 20 something crowd.

So while a part of me was admiring all these amazing women, the depressive part of me remembered thinking that all those hot asses and naked breasts aren't even getting me UP. It was a very bad time in my life and I sat there sulking for almost 3 hours. It came to a point where I was considering just cutting my losses and leaving since this was not going to work out without some medical help.

Around 9 the place was crowded. There was NO place to sit unless you sat outside where it was fairly cold to be sitting in a bathrobe anyway. I failed to mention that the number of girls just kept going up. At 9 there were around 30 or so and enough lookers to definitely have a choice. Also, the owner (or was it a manager) kept coming in every hour to look around how many guys were sitting around doing nothing and, I guess, press the flesh. He also seemed to know a lot of guys and kept chatting with them very jovially. The atmosphere was amazing and very friendly and some of the guys were really having fun and joking around with the girls. All in all it was a very relaxing place to be in except that the music was way too loud for everyone's comfort.

Around 9:30 I decided to give it one more shot. I figured going with a new girl would be risky business and located Christina who later told me she had done around 8 including me by then. So I chatted around and asked if we should try it again. And amazingly she didn't jump on it like I expected but asked me if I felt like it or was I still tired. And she was not being rude. When I said I can try she smiled and said better with me than some other girl which just made me happy and excited for some reason.

Anyway so we found a room after waiting for around 5 minutes, she showered and we were in bed. We started with DFK and a BBBJ but I told her the BBBJ wasnt working. She was sad and asked me if I didn't like her BJ and I said it wasn't her but me. So after about 10 minutes I was reasonably hard and she put the condom on. I told her we should try Mish since it was not hard enough for her on top. I have no idea, where it went in, how deep and HOW. She did all the work. But it was in and I was pumping away soon. Rolling in the deep by Adele started playing and I was motivated for some reason because I like the song and within about 2 minutes of being inside her I had come. I was relived. From inside the room to pop was about 15 minutes! I was just happy that it happened somehow. I know this sounds a little silly but I have NO idea how you guys go on for like 20 minutes and in multiple positions! I bow to thee. Christina obviously did not cum in the microcosm of time it took me but she still gave me a high-five at the end. Alle ist klar.

So I came out beaming, give her a small tip and she was very happy. I remember her telling me she was from Berlin and was here for just a week but for some reason I didn't believe this.

Later I spoke to this really short-haired thin girl called Jenette for the heck of it. She really wanted to session and I told her I was tired (what else) and maybe next week and she said she is going for a vacation for a month. I asked her about Sunday and she said she won't be here. This sounded like crap to me and I was turned off anyway. But she was my type under normal circumstances, which these clearly aren't. I GORGED on the pizza at 11 more out of relief than anything else and left around midnight by which time the place was crowded to suffocation.

I remember thinking on my way back that I can't possibly come here without some Viagra next time around and was pretty sad that matters have come to this. I am still not sure if this was just anxiety but clearly I can't see myself doing 5 girls in a span of 8 hours EVER. Let me know your secrets if you have any, gentleman.

HOWEVER, definitely a habit to be cultivated though I am not sure if I can do it without popping a pill. Thanks to all you regular posters. Would have never done this without you.

[Oliver Huntemann]

I was in LR last week.

Tuesday night about midnight and it was rather quiet. I went to the bar and had a drink and checked the status. I was not in a really horny mood but Diana from Rumenia, was flirting with me. Nice body and really nice ass and a funny attitude with a sense of humour. Went to the room and got a really nice long BRBlowjob and then fucked her hard from behind. What a nice ass to pound. Asked for some kissing and no problem and wow what a kisser. I came real hard and it was a nice session. 7 out of 10 for me.

Thursday night I went again. Really good atmoshpere and a lot of girls. Decided to talk to Maggie from Poland. Small and cute. She was quite drunk and we really hit it off. Sucked my cock like there was no tomorrow. Gagging. Spitting. Loved it. Fucked her doggie spanked her and pulled her hair. She wanted it rough. Afterwards we kissed and then the WEIRD PART. She asked me to spank her. Few times in the room and even in the locker room. And she seemed to love it. Really nice session.

8. 5 out of 10.

LR may not have the same line up as Artemis, Palace or Oase but sure makes up in really good atmosphere.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I was there last week.

LR had just upgraded the bar-area with a LR back-lighted logo on the wall.

The girls were dancing on the lower bar disk in the back of the front bar disk. Around midnight there were 6-7 girls dancing, some topless and some in bikinis, nice.

I noticed too girls looking like Megan Fox, but I didn't session with them as I was in the mood for blondes.

Polish Maggie: Very nice pre-session with a lot of teasing and slow sexy dancing, GFE, she enjoyed sex and her juice was nice.

She is about 26-29, but still looks good, a bit shaggy boobs, at least they are real.

Ro. Denise: Tall slim girl, she was very fit with great body and had lot of energy, we had lots of sex in many position. PSE,

She was a bit pro but I didn't mind.

Total no. Of girls about 40, not so many guys, so it was nice. I was just too tired to session with more girls.

[Balzy]

Thanks Hejasverige for the nice detailed report, too bad you had a terrible time with Claudia, she wasnt like that with me, but as we all know very well YMMV with girls at these clubs. Too bad I didn't catch / see the Megan Fox lookalike Carla would of definently sessioned with her.

[Nille Copenhagen]

One girl nagged "Please please fuck me. Please can I suck you please.". OMG. I hate to say no.

Hejasverige, nice hot report.

LR is a Saunaclub, not FKK. It sounds like you had lot of fun with girls. I don't feel the girls are pushy here, maybe because you are new meat. Only in the Kino the girls are allowed to approach you.

LR is more relaxed than GT, which is a fuck factory.

Nille