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[Finnish Fucker]

Unfortunately the Eastern European ladies there were undergoing various stages of reverse metamorphosis. Usually during metamorphosis an ugly worm turns into a beautiful butterfly. Ladies from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe undergo this reversely, usually starting the transformation around 25, skipping the next 20 years, directly turning into 45. Yes, you had a few cute ones around but I think this was partly because the lighting was in their favour and I didn't have my glasses on.

Getting tired and discarding my dreams of a big breasted blondie I went on to Insomnia. 300 THB entry, one free drink. The club was full, the music too loud and you had stunners everywhere. Seriously, some of them looked like they stepped out of a music video.

Dick and brain are still struggling whether brain should take control again and under the street light I notice that she doesn't look as cute as in the club.

This was truly an entertaining report, thanks bro! Made me laugh.

Yes the eastern european girls turn quickly from a spinner into a fattie. I was married 6 years with a Russian girl but luckily she remained slim all this time.

If you want a big breasted blondie then head to Europe! Many of those ladies here. German saunaclubs are quite safe bet to get laid with a big breasted girl.

The stunners somehow always turn into not so good looking girl when they step into the light from the bar. And being a bit drunk always boosts up this, been there done that.

Next time go to Climax, it has a good band and tons of girls!

-Kep

[EisFlamme]

Sunday: After the previous night (report in BKK massage forum) I decided to relax in the sauna 'The King & I' (Sukumvith, Soi 12 I think, the place where all the Korean shops are). They have an excellent sauna (Jacuzzis, steamroom, sauna, ice bath) and its nice to relax there and get some rest. I felt a bit stiff (the back, not what you might think!) so I booked a massage there and got Feit (No 85). She gave me the best oil massage I ever had in Bangkok. Strong and sensual, getting rid of all the nods. Her English is perfekt and I had to concentrate to not talk to her in the bad English I usually use in Thailand. Her hands had a certain effect on me and at one point my towel looked like a little circus tent, which she kindly ignored. She offered no relief and I didn't ask for it, I enjoyed the massage too much.

After dinner I realized that I would like to have a big breasted blonde. Not the best country for that right now. Based on all the helpful reports I planned to visit some clubs and see what happens but it was yet too early. So out of curiosity I went to the 'White Lioness', a strip club opposite of Darling MP. 500 THB (including a drink) get you into a very Moulin Rouge looking room with a stage in the middle, equipped with a pole and a swing. While one girl dances the next one sits on the pole and. Well. Swings.

About 10 to 14 girls where in the club, all of them Russian or at least from that area. They hardly strip (since they hardly wear anything) but most of them do quite a nice pole dance so I sat down and enjoyed the show for a while. Girls not dancing on stage walk through the room and offer private lap dances (they start moving veeeeeery nicely on your lap and when you move a bit to get more space in your pants they ask if you want more). I asked a blonde called Milla how much it would be. She asked for 2000 THB, which would last one song. I politely refused. Based on these prices I don't think that these girls (ranging from 7 to 9s) would agree for more, except you are really a big spender.

Around midnight I took a cab to CM2. 650 THB got me in and two drinks. The clubs was quite empty (which wouldn't change for the whole evening) and the band on stage continued to massacre one bad pop song after another. Seriously, if I had known that you can be this bad and still get gigs I would have never stopped my jodeling sessions in church school. But I wasn't there for the music, I wanted love, Balkan style. Unfortunately the Eastern European ladies there were undergoing various stages of reverse metamorphosis. Usually during metamorphosis an ugly worm turns into a beautiful butterfly. Ladies from the Mediterranean and Eastern Europe undergo this reversely, usually starting the transformation around 25, skipping the next 20 years, directly turning into 45. Yes, you had a few cute ones around but I think this was partly because the lighting was in their favour and I didn't have my glasses on.

The reason I stayed were the funny middle aged Indian guys throwing doing ridiculous dances whenever they could. I respect people who don't give a damn about what others might think and just have fun. So I watched the guys dance and tried to understand the place. What surprised me most was that none of the Russian ladies seemed to make and effort to approach somebody. Most would just sit there, looking bored, old and simply out of place. No smiles, nothing. But still guys would approach them! It should be said however that none (NONE!) of the Eastern Europe fraction left the club with a client. The guys would whisper something to them, the ladies would whisper back (the price I assumed) which led to an instant retreat of a head shaking guy. The best part was when I heart the fattest one of all (last stage of reverse metamporphosis) clearly asking for 6000 THB.

It would have been no problem to pick up a nice Thai lady. You had some stunners there, smiling at you, stepping closer, but I still had my head set on Eastern Europe. So around 2. 30pm I moved on to Nana Liquid. Big mistake. Just bad. No girl above 5, not even the bad light could hide some of the uggies. Within 5 minutes I was out.

Getting tired and discarding my dreams of a big breasted blondie I went on to Insomnia. 300 THB entry, one free drink. The club was full, the music too loud and you had stunners everywhere. Seriously, some of them looked like they stepped out of a music video. I was walking around nodding to a few girls, getting smiles and slowly the terrible memories of Liquid started to fade away. A small cutie dancing on a podest smiled at me, I smiled back and she kept the eye contact while moving her body in various suggestive ways. I just stood there and enjoyed the show. A few songs later she came down and we talked a bit. No idea what she said or what her name was (it was just too loud) but I didn't care, there was enough promising body contact. Unfortunately one of her friends came over and it looked like they were all moving so I said goodbye and moved on.

I think this is the point when things got. Weird. Next one was a girl with that Korean girly look. She just stood in the corner and sipped on her drink. She smiled, I smiled and things looked promising. We exchanged the usual pleasantries, while drinking and looking at the dance floor. Then I asked her what she wanted to do next and she said / yelled 'Go with you? ' which I found promising. But first we moved on to the dance floor where the first blowback came: She was a terrible dancer. The worst sex I had was with terrible dancers, these people usually don't know how to move their bodies. She just moved awkwardly around and I was a bit turned down. But then she rushed me into a corner to cuddle so I decided to ignore the previous flaw. We cuddle, exchange shy kisses and at one point she sits on my lap and giggles about the half erection she can feel, touching it and all that. Then comes blowback two: She suddenly starts to cry. No idea why, it just happened. So I hug her, clap her shoulders and try to figure out what the hell just happened. After she calms down she asks me if I want to leave and I ask her, how much it would cost me. She says 4000 THB. At this point it was about 4am and I had to get up at 8 to catch a plane. Besides the cry attack had made me a bit suspicious, so I refuse, which makes her cry again. During the sobs she tells me that I should just name a price and at this point my dick handles the command back to my brain and I tell her 'No! ' and leave her there. Not a nice feeling doing that but I wasn't in the mood for anymore trouble.

Still grumbling about what had happened I took one last walk around the dance floor before I headed back to the hotel when I met girl 3. A rock hard body, great smile and a hell of a dancer. While she danced alone, she constantly touched herself, her eyes closed and smiling. Slowly I approached her, she noticed me and we danced for a while together. Then she starts to sling her arms around me and pulls me closer, making me think that I don't really want to leave right now. Brain hands command back to dick and dick decides to go for it. We talk / yell, drink, dance and she keeps on rubbing her butt on my erection which I greatly enjoyed. She takes my hands to her breast and on my way there can feel the tight body of hers. At one point I slip my hands under her jeans and finger her, which made her only get closer to me.

I want to move on and ask her wether she would like to leave. She asks for half an hour more for dancing and I agree. For that she suddenly starts to DFK me. Things look promising. When we are finally out of the club things again get weird. She calls me Honey and starts telling me that she will now take care of me as long as I take care of her. Everyday! I would just have to buy her things but tonight it would be ok if I can just give her a bit of money. I am taken aback and ask how much she wants. 4000 THB. At this point its 5am. I have to leave the hotel a 9 to catch my flight to Cambodia. I tell her that I don't have much time and that I don't have that much money. Looking disappointed she asks me if I don't love her. WTF? I tell her that I like her but I have to leave soon. She asks me when I return and that she could simply wait until I return, as long as the money is there. Dick and brain are still struggling whether brain should take control again and under the street light I notice that she doesn't look as cute as in the club. Insisting on my point I manage to convince her to take 2000 THB. But then she talks about a 500 THB tip. Brain is starting to win the control fight. I tell her that we should discuss things in my hotel room because again. I don't have that much time (and my balls are swollen from all the previous ass grindings treatment). She says ok lets go. 5 meters later she says, 'Hey, lets eat first! '. Brain has control again. I tell the girl goodbye and move on. She just stands there and yells 'Honey! Where you go? Honey! '.

Well, that's it for my first club / freelancer experience. I can't help but thinking I did many beginner mistakes and would be happy for any criticism. Should I have gone with the price? Should I have retreated sooner? Next week I will try Climax and for sure go back to Insomnia.

[Hiro Nakamura]

Annies isn't the cleaniest or the newest place. There are lots of nicer places. I do agree with the others, the girls do keep themselves very clean. But also remember, you're in Thailand. So it's not going to be as clean as Japan.

Yes you guys are right, come to think of it, I was the only dirty one in the tub, she was very clean (shaved too).

I didn't even notice it until you guys pointed it out, was too obessed with bathing in my own sweat.

But thanks for all the comments, next time I'm in Thailand I'll RTFF and find other places with air mattress'.

I will shower before I go AND embrace my inner filthiness haha.

Soapies, Soaplands, Saunas (China) are THE best places to monger IMHO.

[Hiro Nakamura]

This is Bangkok. You may also have seen a cockroach scurry by in your massage room?

But in contrast to the general level of dirt and grime in the city, BKK girls are usually ridiculously clean. So what is it in the water that actually bothers you? A bit of sweat that you have been wearing all day?

My advice is to embrace your inner filthiness and enjoy yourself.

Yes it was just my own sweat that bothered me, but you know how hot it can get in Bangkok, so it wasn't just "a bit of sweat" LOL.

Good advice though, haha, I will indeed embrace it next time, or just take a shower before I go, but I like the embracing part better.

[Hiro Nakamura]

Hiro Nakamura,

You took the words right out of my mouth. You are too use to bath houses in Japan. In my opinion in the future if there is one you got to get over the dirty water thing? Even if you were to visit a cleaner facility you got the same dirty water coming in from the pipes (can't drink that water no matter where you are in Thailand ). You got to remember you were in the tub too! Under your situation even if the girl gave you a BBBJ in the tub you still would have been thinking about YOUR dirty bath water. Getting a BBBJ in the tub is up to the provider but maybe the girl saw facial your facial expression of looking at the dirty water instead of her and did you a favor and got you out of there.

Even if your got a soapie with the air mattress you might not have enjoy it since it is on the floor and that can't be much cleaner than your own dirt in the tub. I still remembera a soapie I had with a provider that had a rock solid body with a C cup. She gave me a soapie on a air mattress and she work so hard we both slide right off the mattress and onto the bath floor towards the drain. We both had a great laugh on the other hand I think you might have snapped?

If you can get over the water you might give it another try? I don't see Japan bath houses being much cleaner with all that pubic hair floating around?

LBM

You're right LBM, it aint that clean in Japan either, and yes maybe the girl did see my facial expression and was being nice by asking me to move to the bed. She was a very nice girl and very clean, I was just not comfortable bathing in my own dirty water, next time I'll just take a shower before I go and things will be good. I do prefer the air mattress better, having said that, the tub is just a different experience; will definitely try again if I do return to Bangkok.

You know what I didn't even realize this but yes, the Thai girl was cleanly shaved! Haha good one about the pubic hair in Japan bath houses.

[Hiro Nakamura]

Nice report but. I mean. How "dirty" could be the water?

Thai girls are maniac for showers and cleaniness. Us, guys, should wash usually a couple of times in BKK due to heat and humidity.

You did not elaborate much on the girl performances and the letter (I assume you took a sideline by the price you paid)

This would be nice to know, so to figure out whether this girl is worth attention by other mongers.

I would not cancel a soapie from the mongering plans, maybe I would cancel the specific girl from the choices, so not to bring back "bad memory"

Thanks for the comments, I guess it's just me. I just didn't feel comfortable bathing in my own sweat.

Next time I will just shower before I go and that will solve everything. I didn't last time due to my tight schedule.

The girl was very nice, nice attitude, nice body, very nice to me as a first timer, but her skill was just so-so which is why I didn't recommend her nor did I remember her call number.

I would def. Not cancel future soapie's based on this one experience, in fact I think every monger should definitely try soapies; doesn't matter if it is Bangkok, Shenzhen, Tokyo. But I do prefer matt soapies better than tub soapies and next time I would RTFF again and try to go to a soapy in Thailand that uses Matts.

[BKK Dreaming]

Well I normally stay at the woraburi inn down at the bottom on that soi. I like it cause it's normally quiet & only a 5 minute walk from nana plaza.

[/QUOTE]Its a LONG 5 minutes to walk up to Nana, I stayed at the OMNI and did it a few times a day, dodging food carts, homeless, tuk tuks, chunks of pavement gone, ladyboys, and the tons of Aeabs that end of Soi 4.

BK

[AlLostInSpace13]

I stayed there in June. Standard room w / wifi was US$60 / night. Price of room is actually for double occupancy, so you're expected to have a guest! They have a small pool on the top floor. If your stomach can handle it, there are street food stalls right outside of the hotel at night. Perfect for fuelling the body before hitting the bars. For fruits, I would recommend going to the stall outside of Nana plaza. Better prices.

I normally stay at the Dynasty Grande, but Soi 6 had construction and it wasn't passable. They're actually sister hotels. The pool at Dynasty Grande is bigger, but Dawin is a bit newer, so same-same.

Spaceman.

In my opinion not dangerous at all, the sex or the hotel.

Well I normally stay at the woraburi inn down at the bottom on that soi. I like it cause it's normally quiet & only a 5 minute walk from nana plaza.

I'm looking for a hotel nearby that has free wifi in the rooms or reasonably priced wifi. Ideas anyone?[/QUOTE]

[FreakFunk]

[ Originally Posted by Homestreet

I am visiting Thailand for the first time in November for about 12 days. I need some references on a good Hotel.

In Bangkok that is clean with nice views if all possible near the Nana District and that allow me to have overnight

Guests without a surcharge.

Thanks!

Well yes, you did ask in the wrong thread. But if you want good clean 4 star near Nana try Landmark Hotel, being staying there for 10 years, and I rarely had safe sex in their rooms. QUOTE=Duniawala; 1178742]How dangerous was it? .

In my opinion not dangerous at all, the sex or the hotel.[/QUOTE]Well I normally stay at the woraburi inn down at the bottom on that soi. I like it cause it's normally quiet & only a 5 minute walk from nana plaza.

I'm looking for a hotel nearby that has free wifi in the rooms or reasonably priced wifi. Ideas anyone?

[AussieDoug]

[ Originally Posted by Homestreet

I am visiting Thailand for the first time in November for about 12 days. I need some references on a good Hotel.

In Bangkok that is clean with nice views if all possible near the Nana District and that allow me to have overnight

Guests without a surcharge.

Thanks!

Well yes, you did ask in the wrong thread. But if you want good clean 4 star near Nana try Landmark Hotel, being staying there for 10 years, and I rarely had safe sex in their rooms. QUOTE=Duniawala; 1178742]How dangerous was it? .[/QUOTE]In my opinion not dangerous at all, the sex or the hotel.

[AussieDoug]

How dangerous was it?

In my opinion not dangerous at all, the sex or the hotel.

[FreakFunk]

The answer to both questions is yes. Last week I bought both ypes of cards in he airport at a desk located quite near the exit. The 3G sim worked perfectly, and you can top it up by going on line.

Thanks for that. Can you remember the cost? Also the sim card for the netbook, how much data can you get on prepay, is it cheap to to up?

As for my iPhone I'm just wanting access to Facebook & emails when I'm on the go.

I never Actually thought about buying the at the airport, I imagine it will be a little more expensive but without all the hassle of finding a mobile shop in Bangkok.

[GoodEnough]

I've left this really late. 2 questions if anyone would be so kind to help me.

I'll be in Thailand for 2 weeks, I'm taking my iphone & netbook with a 3G simslot. Can anyone advise its possible to buy a prepay iphone simcard and also what kind of sim card for my mobile broadband on my netbook? Its important as if I can't get the mobile broadband sim card on prepay ill just take my wifi only ipad.

Thanks in advance

The answer to both questions is yes. Last week I bought both ypes of cards in he airport at a desk located quite near the exit. The 3G sim worked perfectly, and you can top it up by going on line.

[FreakFunk]

I've left this really late. 2 questions if anyone would be so kind to help me.

I'll be in Thailand for 2 weeks, I'm taking my iphone & netbook with a 3G simslot. Can anyone advise its possible to buy a prepay iphone simcard and also what kind of sim card for my mobile broadband on my netbook? Its important as if I can't get the mobile broadband sim card on prepay ill just take my wifi only ipad.

Thanks in advance

[Duniawala]

. Landmark Hotel, being staying there for 10 years, and I rarely had safe sex in their rooms.

How dangerous was it?