Melbourne

[HeavyFuel]

Allo mates. Will be in Melb a few nites in August, in the Mulgrave area. Was there a while ago and the place seemed dry. Any action in the vicinity?

Thanks!

[Andy G]

Went to RNT in Napier St and instead of being greated by the usual petite asian was greeted by a large lady of middle east or possibly indian. Hmmm I thought she was the mama but nope she was it. Anyway what the heck she undresses and she is seriously huge like 120KG huge with massive blubber! I'm trying not to laugh!

Hairy armpits hairy legs the works so 1 minute into the lame massage she wants to upgrade me to FS! I think well thats a physical challenge why not, something for the resume anyway.

Average CBJ then the main event. I'm plowing away thinking am I in? Serioulsy loose as a goose and with a condom on it was pointless and couldn't keep it up for more than a half a minute.

Finished with a lame unenthusiastic HJ but her personality was actually ok.

It may float your boat so thought I'd pass it on or you might want to try it for the comedy value.

Enjoy.

Andy

[Andy G]

Do they advertise somewhere?

Or can you please PM me there contact number.

There is a classifieds link on newsdotcomdotau. Do a search for massage

BTW I don't think you can get there from their mobile website

[SuperRaven]

As time are getting harder and people are putting there cash away we all can't suffer bad experiences.

I have now always started asking for what I want in the intro's. Most girls have heard it all before, and it saves having a disappointing time.

Quick report:

895 Mountain Highway.

Saw Maya or Mimi from HongKong I can't remember her name. Again down from Syd. Surprised me that her service was excellent. I won't go into too much detail but she ticked all the boxes.

Body: 8/10 (big natural boobs)

Face: 8/10.

BBBJ: 8/10 (great skill)

Personality: 8/10.

Over all very happy

[SuperRaven]

Went to the Daily Planet for the first time the other night. Was looking for a 45 minute booking I nearly copped out when they wanted the $105 room booking fee up front but went ahead when they later promised a refund if I didn't find a suitable girl. The place os similar to the Langtrees in Perth where you mix with the girls in the lounge rather than a formal introduction, a process I find somewhat intimidating as the sadder (older and tired) girls won't leave you alone. The place was not as upmarket as I expected.

I quickly chose Natalie, a tall leggy S African ebony beauty. She told me to upgrade to a $50 GFE package as I wouldn't regret it as it included passionate kissing. 69, come twice etc. How could I refuse. All up it cost $265.

Back to the room and after a clinical examination it became obvious that she is in high demand and a professional worker (but not in a good way). After some prettly lame CBJ she lubed herself. I said hang on what about 69 etc. She then said ok and wiped the lube (but the yucky taste remained). There was no touching of her pussy allowed, she complained when I squeezed her tits a bit. Contrary to her GFE promise, no kissing was allowed. Not even on the neck during mis. After this she said I only have 10 minutes to go which appeared rather quick. To my shock I was going flaccid from the lack of enthusiasm, even after popping a V earlier on. We did mis and doggy but could not go in deep as she used her hand / legs preventing deep penentration, claiming she was worried that the condom would come off. WTF!

Anyway after about half an hour it was have a shower and out. Despite being ripped off 15 minutes and despite the gorgeous looking woman I was glad to get it over with.

Great work, I think we all should report on the bad punts and the good ones, vote with your cash

[The Voice]

Went to the Daily Planet for the first time the other night. Was looking for a 45 minute booking I nearly copped out when they wanted the $105 room booking fee up front but went ahead when they later promised a refund if I didn't find a suitable girl. The place os similar to the Langtrees in Perth where you mix with the girls in the lounge rather than a formal introduction, a process I find somewhat intimidating as the sadder (older and tired) girls won't leave you alone. The place was not as upmarket as I expected.

I quickly chose Natalie, a tall leggy S African ebony beauty. She told me to upgrade to a $50 GFE package as I wouldn't regret it as it included passionate kissing. 69, come twice etc. How could I refuse. All up it cost $265.

Back to the room and after a clinical examination it became obvious that she is in high demand and a professional worker (but not in a good way). After some prettly lame CBJ she lubed herself. I said hang on what about 69 etc. She then said ok and wiped the lube (but the yucky taste remained). There was no touching of her pussy allowed, she complained when I squeezed her tits a bit. Contrary to her GFE promise, no kissing was allowed - not even on the neck during mis. After this she said I only have 10 minutes to go which appeared rather quick. To my shock I was going flaccid from the lack of enthusiasm, even after popping a V earlier on. We did mis and doggy but could not go in deep as she used her hand / legs preventing deep penentration, claiming she was worried that the condom would come off. WTF!

Anyway after about half an hour it was have a shower and out. Despite being ripped off 15 minutes and despite the gorgeous looking woman I was glad to get it over with.

[Digitalauncle]

Do they advertise somewhere?

Or can you please PM me there contact number.

Yes it was 228.

[Mike Melb]

Hi Everyone,

Can anybody give feedback with this new place:

Massage Tokyo Fantasy, prahran.

Pm me if you like.

Thanks

Straight place no sex.

[Atom72]

'BJ' is now back at Club Striptease after a year away. She has an amazing ass. With an ass like that she ought to star in a Brazilian porno movie! For a $20 tip, she'll let you bury your head up her ass and eat her pussy. Just sensational.

So while you're having fun eating BF, is she doing anything for you?

[Pedros Needs]

Visited twice last week.

First was great second not so good. Everything was on offer.

Called and dropped in yesterday but no answer and no one home.

Looks like another one bites the dust.

Pedro

[Tonton 1970]

Have a look here as well, something may come up during your stay.

http://melbourne.locanto.com.au/personals-services/209/

Hi Guys,

Staying in Melbourne for 4 nights with work next week at a hotel near the airport. How shit is that?

Due to workload it's unlikely that I'll be able to get out to the city in the evening so I'm looking for some advice as to where I can find action around the airport area. (A not too expensive taxi ride) I've RTFF but I'm not familiar with Melbourne at all so struggling with suburbs and distances etc.

Ideally looking for some asian action and BBBJ is a must (no CBJ for me!) Prefer private providers but happy to visit massage / brothels for good service. Feedback on a good takeout would be good to save me arsing about with taxis. Feedback on non asian providers also welcome if they do a good turn.

What are the best papers / websites to check out?

Promise to report findings on the forum for the benefit of others.

Cheers.

LAB

[Dodgy Asian]

a few comments here

- lucy is definitely older but first visit i had her on all fours, naked and a pretty solid bbbj even post the installation of the little peep windows. although they have dealt with this by putting a hook above the window where the girls hang your robe.

- angel was the first ever girl i saw, probably 3 years ago or more. she really warms up and gives a great service once you have become semi reg, although her looks are pretty average and not a good body. however as with everyone i have dealt with so far you always get an excellent massage.

- jessie was my favourite up until recently, she is really nice girl and i think one of the best looking. fourth visit i supplied condom and got an excellent service and she gets seriously horny, pretty much anything goes but took some time and a pretty generous tip.

- janet i have commented on in previous posts, whilst she is better than average looking i think she is on the pushy and greedy side and offers very little beyond a great massage and good hj technique. although i have been for after dinner indulgence outside para which was just ok imo. much prefer to spend the $ on a real wg.

- bee is a nice girl, thai but pretty plump and has quite rough hands. i am not hugely fussy but i actually avoid her as she really doesn't do it for me visually. great girl, nice attitude and gave me two pops on first visit. but just not that great looking.

- lek i have also previously commented, chubbier thai girl with good english. she knows exactly what is going on and will push for better $ where she knows she can get it. i have seen her a few times purely to try and get something happening with the receptionist. agreed she is seriously cute.

- june is my new regular, thai girl who isn't fat but not skinny either. excellent attitude and quite a cute face. basically a refreshing change for me and not overly pushy on the $ either.

hey all,

just a quick and very overdue reply to poker broker. i'm a fairly regular to paramount and normally see lucy (who again is on holiday, once again heads up if she returns) and jasmin. recently i've been seeing june and here is my review.

face 6.

body 7 lightly plump but a great rack.

massage 8. 5.

skills 8

yes this petite thai girl ticks all the boxes for a great session, she's friendly and not pushy when it comes to $. great massage, above average skills and a glorious set tits. but i keep getting the feeling that these girls here have all agreed on the rates and are unlikely budge at all, although i must admit as you would expect service does get better as you continue visiting. be careful as most of them are pretty greedy and a couple of months of visiting other girls makes them gives them motivation provide value for money, that is of course you go here often. i've been fairly busy at work lately and haven't been up to date with some of the newer girls, does poker broker or anyone else have any updates?

[Happypingpong]

Thought I'd try the Boardroom, as I've only ever had Asians and I thought I'd see what a white girl is like. I booked Ruby for 45 minutes. She's blonde and in her 20s, has worked there for about a year. She's got a nice body, thin with smal breasts. I paid $50 extra for the deluxe package. What a waste of money! Allegedly that buys you GFE and kissing, all I got was kissing on the lips (no tongue). She was very business-like, it was a total non-GFE. $275 for 45 minutes. I thought paying more would get me better service, but I guess not. I'll stick with the Colosseum in future.

[Jimmi Hendrix]

There's an escort / adult service provider that advertises in the leader. Natasha (curvy, petite). Was going to suss her out this week sometime. Anyone been with her or any reviews? I looked through the forum with no luck. She sounded ok, offered a GFE. But ey, everyone does and not all deliver. Any help is appreciated.

[OzzieSuds]

Hi Guys,

Staying in Melbourne for 4 nights with work next week at a hotel near the airport. How shit is that?

Due to workload it's unlikely that I'll be able to get out to the city in the evening so I'm looking for some advice as to where I can find action around the airport area. (A not too expensive taxi ride) I've RTFF but I'm not familiar with Melbourne at all so struggling with suburbs and distances etc.

Ideally looking for some asian action and BBBJ is a must (no CBJ for me!) Prefer private providers but happy to visit massage / brothels for good service. Feedback on a good takeout would be good to save me arsing about with taxis. Feedback on non asian providers also welcome if they do a good turn.

What are the best papers / websites to check out?

Promise to report findings on the forum for the benefit of others.

Cheers.

LAB

If you are at the airport there is the Skybus that runs at pretty much all hours for $12-15 each way into Southern Cross Station. There are a lot of places that you can access from there.