Zurich

[Breakline10]

As ISG is such a useful forum and I am always able to get some very helpful information worldwide, I want to share with you my favorites in Zürich (I am a local) :

http://www.clubaphrodisia.ch/

http://www.clublife.ch

http://www.bumsalp.ch/

The first two are contact bars, the third is a sauna club, free alcohol, professional / friendly management.

http://www.club-rouge.ch/

A sauna club with free alcohol, professional / friendly management.

http://www.club-globe.ch/

Huge sauna club, no free alcohol, professional / friendly management.

Cost: between 240 and 280 CHF.

There many other clubs, studios, the red light district, etc. But I thought I share with you the highlights in the Zürich area (very subjective opinion).

[Helmet]

Hi guys,

Today I had my second trip to globe. What a place.

Got there about 4pm, it wasn't very busy at all, did a quick circuit and got a drink at the bar, then took a seat in the day beds.

After about 5 mins this little honey who I'd been checking out came over, I asked if she spoke english then she started, Hi my name is Lara (pics on the website) she is from Berlin with a German dad and a Persian mum. After a bit of chat she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more private, so we went over to a kind of bed / sofa in the club after a bit of excellent winching (Slang foor kissing) she asked if I like to lick, which I'm not to fussed about either way but I obliged anyway, she loved it the lay me down and gave me the best BJ I have ever had, about half way through she came up and said " do you want to cum in my mouth" I don't have to be asked twice. Then she cleaned me up and washed out her mouth, the sat and chatted with me and gave me a smoke. She is super friendly, at least a 9 looks wise with a smoking body, quite petite but voluptuous with quite wide hips, just my type. Thinking back I'm gutted I never fucked her.

After that I had a sauna shower and went an sat opposite the bar to watch the darts (not quite the same without the sound) then I noticed there was a tv facing a jacuzzi, so I thought smashing a jacuzzi and the darts, with honey marching round, what a way to spend a Sunday.

So after the darts finished the place was starting to get a bit busier so I did a couple of laps and had a nosey into the poorn cinema which was empty, as I turned around this milfy bird was behind me with huge knockers.

Cindy originally from Poland only one photo to the website but as I said huge fake tits and short black hair, and a bit older looking, there was no fucking around with her, I immediately stuck the lips on her she pulled me on to the seat, while doing some incredibly passionate kissing, it was like the way a normal girlfriend kisses, she started wanking me off, the sucking me off which included a surprise deep throat, next thing I know she's wrapped me up and riding me into the ground, after a good bit of grinding she suggest we change position so I bent her over the bench and start slamming her, a couple of dudes came in and started watching so she turned around, which was probably more comfy for her too so after a good bit of that I eventually came, then we chatted for a bit and had a drink, then her friend did I came in and she told her I was a great fuck, probably bollocks but made me feel great, then they both start stroking my legs, but I gave that didi no attention, mainly because I couldn't afford the two of the and also because she really isn't my type. Anyway she left and I was left alone with ciny again, who started again with the full on kissing and playing with my cock, telling me she wanted to go again, which I half wanted to but I was really more concerned about having to pay for longer as I only took cash with me so I wouldn't go bananas.

Anyway an over all great session with both ladies, the cost was 95 + 10 entry 240 + 10 tip for Lara and 140 for cindy and 20 for a glass of shampoo for cindy which I was kind of guilted into after I fucked her.

I will do another report the next time I go, and if anyone is coming to Zrh and wants to go pm me to arrange.

Cheers.

Helmet

[Samplerr]

What restaurant?

Globe added a restaurant at the end of October

[London Traveller]

Check ouit after that the restaurant. Surprise. It was not good it was fantastic.

Chapeau chef!

What restaurant?

[Joe Bi]

This was a free clothing day and I was expecting many more guys in the club. So I had looked up the girls working that day on the website. Having read the 6profi forum (in German) I realized that two girls were pretty popular by the regulars there: Anastasia, and Alexis. Anastasia was supposed to be in the club during my first visit too but I guess she is so popular that I didn't even get to see her.

Recognizing Alexis was pretty easy due to her tattoos all over her body. Although, unlike what her website photos suggest, she has a really petite figure, which isfine by me. I smiled at her and she came to have a little chat. After a while went to a smi-public area so she can demonstrate her kissing and BJ skills both of which were very good. So we soon head to a room. This turned out to be another amazing session. Although her kisses were not as good as Lydia's, the sex was even better. She also gave me a rim job and I opted for CIM. By the end of the session I was literally screeming (which does not happen often, by the way!). After it was over she turned me around and gave me a skillfull massage. This was as close to a perfect session as it can get. In the end we did a little bit of chatting and I think we again went over the 30 minute time. The cost was 140 CHF + 100 CHF (CIM and rim job) + 20 CHF (tip). After the session she was very nice too. A couple of times she came to find me in the club and asked whether I wanted any cold drinks..

Yesterday to finish well the weekend with friends we ended up in Globe.

Small talk with F at the entrance

Take off the business dress and jump in to the. Ehm. White bears dress.)

Go to whirlpool and check out the scene with beer and.

Check ouit after that the restaurant. Surprise. It was not good it was fantastic.

Chapeau chef!

Samira was then an excellent continues good experience. Pitty she is soon going back to germany.

All in all a nice start in the weekend

[Llewyth]

A friend of mine that lives in ZRH says that it is really a good place. I will try it next time that I will be in the area hopefully before new year and write a full report.

It is a FKK type of brothel, with saunas, FREE drinks etc.

Internet site:

http://www.club-rouge.ch

Club Rouge is located directly between the exhibition parking area and building in Zurich.

Driving directions.

Via autobahn exits:

Zurich Oerlikon / Wallisellen (from St. Gallen)

Zurich Oerlikon from city centre (Schöneich Tunnel)

Zurich Opfikon (only from the airport)

Zurich Affoltern (from Bern)

Zurich Schwammendingen = shortest route.

5 min. From the Schwammendingen exit.

From all directions (Bern, St. Gallen, airport) take the Nordring in the direction of Zurich city center, Chur.

Happy mongering

[Smdrr]

This was a free clothing day and I was expecting many more guys in the club. So I had looked up the girls working that day on the website. Having read the 6profi forum (in German) I realized that two girls were pretty popular by the regulars there: Anastasia, and Alexis. Anastasia was supposed to be in the club during my first visit too but I guess she is so popular that I didn't even get to see her.

Recognizing Alexis was pretty easy due to her tattoos all over her body. Although, unlike what her website photos suggest, she has a really petite figure, which isfine by me. I smiled at her and she came to have a little chat. After a while went to a smi-public area so she can demonstrate her kissing and BJ skills both of which were very good. So we soon head to a room. This turned out to be another amazing session. Although her kisses were not as good as Lydia's, the sex was even better. She also gave me a rim job and I opted for CIM. By the end of the session I was literally screeming (which does not happen often, by the way!). After it was over she turned me around and gave me a skillfull massage. This was as close to a perfect session as it can get. In the end we did a little bit of chatting and I think we again went over the 30 minute time. The cost was 140 CHF + 100 CHF (CIM and rim job) + 20 CHF (tip). After the session she was very nice too. A couple of times she came to find me in the club and asked whether I wanted any cold drinks.

Finally, my last session was with Elisa, a tall girl with long legs (exactly my type of girl). She has a cute face and a really nice kiss (probably the best among all the 5 girls I sessioned with). Her BJ skills are not as great as there is some (minimal) tooth involved. The sex was also good but at this point I was really tired to enjoy her company fully. So this would have been a really good half an hour if I had more energy but good all in all.

So to wrap up my two day visit:

Lydia and Alexis: Trip highlights. Would definitely try again if I happened to be in the area.

Susanna and Elisa: Good performaces. Not necessarily the best but good ones. They were similar to what I had experienced in the German clubs.

Sabrina: a big no no (in my case at least)

Overall compared to the clubs in Germany.

Pros:

- High quality service (if money is not a main factor)

- Some public or semi-public action.

Cons:

- Price but again this is not as expensive if you consider the service. I remember some girls in Germany asked more for a DFK!

- More of a party like atmosphere as opposed to more relaxed environments in Germany (this could as well be a positive for some)

- More pushy girls. I had to say no more than 3 times to a couple of girls which made me uncomfortable seeing them afterwards.

- No AC as pointed out by someone esle. It gets really HOT at some points.

All in all I think a good place to visit if you happened to be in the area.

[Smdrr]

I have read this forum quite a bit and thought to give something back.

I spent two days at Globe a few weeks ago and here is the short report of my visit. I am not going to comment on facilities, transporation, pricing etc as you can get that info from one of the many useful posts here. So this just about the girls, also not about the details conversations just the quality of service.

I sessioned with three girls in the first day. First stop was Susanna. She is Czech, over 30 years old with a great body, and a cute face. Her kisses are pationate andoveral a very nice sensual session. No rushing whatsoever and we chatted a bit after it was over (no details of coversations as some were personal).

After a good first session I explored the club a bit more and ordered lunch which took almost an hour to arrive! After lunch and relaxing some more, I spotted this tall girl with a very nice full figure body and tattoos on her back. I generally like full figure girls (among others!) and decided to chat with her and have a session. I asked for her name and she said Sabrina. Now I had read the London Traveler report on this forum before but I didn't quite remember that whether his bad experience was with Sabrina or Sabatina (both were in the club that day!). During the talk she was reasonable and I thought that I take my chances as I really liked her body, and boy was that a big mistake. What happened was almmost EXACTLY the same thing that had happened to London Traveler. Laying my down on back and going over the pricing, lousy kisses, keeping a distance, putting her legs between me and her etc. As the session was passing by I was actually reveiwing LT's post in my mind! When I got close to her she kept moving away, once I asked what is the problem she said that I had facial hair which is BS as I shaved just before going into the club. Nevertheless, I gave her the benefit of the doubt and tried to keep my face away and use my tongue when performing DIY but the same thing happened. At this point I realized the session was wasted. But I was not going to let 140 CHF go by easily, so I came fast and asked her to give me a massage for the rest of the time. She failed to give a decent massage as well, but it was better than the rest of the session I had with her.

After I was done with Sabrina, I was really upset on why I went with a session with her even though I knew it might be a bad idea that I wanted to leave the club, which I am glad I didn't. Literally on my way out, a girl stood on my way asking for some private time. I told her that I was tired and was going to leave but she didn't let go. Her name was Lydia and boy is Lydia WILD! She started playing with my friend under the rope which felt really good. She is really wild and aggressive (in a good way) in the room. She will send her entire tongue down your throat or would be happy to swallow your tongue if you like it. After some playing in the bed she asked me to lay down and relax and gave me my first prostate massage while giving me a BJ. I never in my life thought that I let anyone to stick anything up my butt but boy I am happy that I did! Her sex was great too as she can quickly realize what you like in bed. Finally after it was over she spend quite a bit of time talking and caressing. We went well beyond the 30 minutes. Overall by far my best experinece in an FKK club yet (and I have explored a couple of German ones as well). The cost was 140CHF (half an hour) + 20CHF (tip).

[JayHighFive]

I'm headed to Zurich and have a little time for play. I have been reading the forum and it seems the 2 major clubs are Globe www.club-globe.ch/main/index.html And Dream www.club-dream.ch. If you only had time to go to one which would you guys do. It seems Globe has stunners but is more expensive than Dream.

J

[Great Wall]

Cosmic Tantra is very expensive and ladies and relatively older. Dakini doesn't offer full service.

Http://www.ewa-tantra.ch/zuerich/

Just googled for tantra and Zurich and found another one I. E. Ewa Tantra. Do you have an idea how they are?

Cosmic Tantra is now becoming more like a ripoff place. The youngest worker there was Laurin but she is gone for ever. Need a better place in Zurich.

[Almalm]

Hello,

My usual trip to Zurich includes a visit to Globe, but the hotel is stayed at last time was situated near a street where the girls were working out of their flats, advertising their wears in their windows like you find and Amsterdam, Brussels etc.

This was on a street called Haringstrasse in the old town. Has anybody any experience of these? In the past I have been ripped off in hamburg, but have enjoyed myself in Brussels at similar establishments.

Info appreciated

[Almalm]

Hello,

My usual trip to Zurich includes a visit to Globe, but the hotel is stayed at last time was situated near a street where the girls were working out of their flats, advertising their wears in their windows like you find and Amsterdam, Brussels etc.

This was on a street called Haringstrasse in the old town. Has anybody any experience of these? In the past I have been ripped off in hamburg, but have enjoyed myself in Brussels at similar establishments.

Info appreciated

[Moshe1]

Thursday. The bare breasts day, and the stars were those with fake tits. I arrived around 18:00, took a shower, entered the club, and found out that there were about 5 johns for every lady. A few guys who realized what's going on, decided to improve their chances for attracting the attention of the better looking ladies by buying bottles of champagne and offering them glasses with champagne. Other girls preferred to stroll in areas with less light or to sit in a position that would partially cover their tits. There was the first time for me being there without being approached for more than a half an hour after arriving. Finally, I approached a 7 whose only remarkable assets were a pair of good looking legs and a nice smile – Bianca, from Romania. Fortunately, she turned out to give me good service, and even her English was decent. After finishing with her, I waited till around 21:00, and as the situation didn't improve, I gave up and left.

[EdenKid]

Thanks London Traveller.

Appreciate your feedback. & apologies for not answering a couple of Qs. *Re Bulgarian, nope I speak only English so luckily her comment about the joys of sperm on face (and her other filthy talk in the session) were in my native tongue not hers. Funnily enough the receptionist did ask my feedback when I was leaving on Danaya so perhaps an indication that theyy have had issues in the past but for me she was pick of the day no issues.

Really not a fair call at all stating that I must be getting a tip. Not true & I am merely reporting back on my experience in the ckub which was exceptional. * Your assertion that I must have some other interest is why I said you had questioned myself to be a 'genuine' poster. As per your effort again below "I suspect something else is going on here"

Re the other specific Qs. I couldn't be bothered to find the post on chlamidia but perhaps I mis-interpretted the post it may have just said 'infection'. Either way as chlamydia is sometimes carried in the throat I was keen to keep covered*

And yes I didn't quit praising the girls. I selected pretty carefully & was exceptionally happy. *Some might say very happy.

[London Traveller]

Thanks London Traveller glad you liked it & cheers for the detailed critique.

You're welcome. But you really shouldn't have taken it so seriously. I'm just joshing with you. Of course you are a real person and you have no connection with the management of Globe whatsoever! LOL.

In response to some of your Q's :

Looking again at my report. I only had a few questions. Certainly nowhere near as many as you have provided answers to! In fact you have managed to ignore many of the questions I actually asked, and answered a lot of ones that I didn't.

For ease of reference. Here are the actual questions again:

- Is Suzanne the middle-aged brunette bird with the big knockers?. You had a go at answering this one.

- Where are these reports of chlamydia infections?. You seem to have ignored this one completely.

- Why didn't this girl have a condom in her handbag like all the girls do?. You responded to this one too.

- Have you translated this from her native Bulgarian?. You didn't bother to inform us about this one.

- Maybe cut down on the use of 'very' next time?. You had a go at this one. Of course Globe may thoroughly deserve all the praise that you and Anthonyg have heaped upon it (the type of praise which no other brothels in the German-speaking world have ever received on this site before). But I suspect something else is going on here.

Nope, I am not anthonyg. In my experience, the words 'stunning' and 'beautiful' are quite fair and natural to use in a report about Globe on a good day.

Yes, of course. There's no need to be paranoid! In fact I never suggested you were Anthonyg. I just said that your writing styles and vocabularies etc. Are very similar. Any two people who claim to be experienced punters and then just post, in fairly rapid succession, rather over the top reviews of Globe, which is just a very ordinary brothel, might be completely unrelated, of course. What are the chances of this?

No, definitely not 'trying to get' people to go early. Well not for any other reason than a tip.

Of course not, what other reason could there be? Who is giving you the tip (presumably a substantial one) for posting all this stuff anyway?

Regards the stage in the night of the couple fking on the day bed & the guy getting head from 2 chicks at the bar. Yep it was 'only a Tuesday' but as a newbie I kinda figured this must have been normal. Obviously not. At this stage in the night it definitely wasn't for the faint hearted it seemed less like a brothel & more like a swingers club in which the girls were all hot & the guys kept giving them money haha.

You don't quit at praising the girls do you!

Suzzane I'd say was around mid 30s ish, she was radio'd by the receptionish as she's the best english-speaker on site apparently. Not sure of big knockers but yeah dark haired. When I left she remebered my name and asked when would I be back, did I have a good time etc, very cool

This sounds like the same woman I saw, even if you didn't notice the rack. Yes, she was cool to me too. When I was ordering a drink at the bar she let me know that the management at the club had been reading my posts on either this or another online forum and made it very clear that they weren't happy with the situation. This really made me feel very welcome and comfortable in the club! Customer service is clearly number one priority at Globe.

If you'd prefer some more negatives as indication that I'm a genuine poster I must say the air-con (or lack of) was a BIG problem. It was way to hot to be shagging and made the experiences in the rooms pretty unpleasant, after banging away you pretty much has to get up and leave to shower (cold) because of the oppresive heat. It was a god job the girls were as smoking as they were otherwise I would have been pretty upset about the heat.

Yes, of course, all the girls are 'smoking' (actually this is literally true as they are all addicted to nicotine) and the air-con is the only problem in Globe. Yet again, you don't miss a chance to big up the girls! Actually the girls in Globe are just the same as in any other reasonable FKK or Sauna Club anywhere in the German speaking world, literally. I saw at least one girl there who I recognised from other clubs who doesn't even stand out from the crowd when in Germany and aren't particularly busy there. Now who would pay 140 overvalued swiss francs for half an hour with the girl at Globe when she is available for 50/60 sinking euros in Germany? Particularly when the service is fairly mundane (as I know from personal experience). Many girls at Globe work at much less expensive clubs in Germany, as reported elsewhere on this board. BTW I never suggested that you are not a genuine poster. Where did you get this idea from?

Yes, I spent a bloody fortune, lucky I only had 3 heiniken. Well worth it though as after this trip (I may get back there once more on this visit) I won't be coming this way for a long long time

Well, we have something in common then. I won't be going back to Globe in a hurry either!

Ah yeah, Langstrasse. Well there IS a story there. I left Globe late-ish in the evening around 9pm and went for beer on Langstrasse to check it out. I dread to think the costs but judging by quality they must have been practically giving it away.

Eh? Now you say you left Globe at 9 pm for a second trip into Zurich town? You definitely wanted to get value from your 24 hour travelpass! Why didn't you mention this before? It doesn't seem very consistent with your earlier account where you indicated that you returned to the club at 6 pm and stayed there for the evening.

- It was partly due to the hellish conditions & sights of the Langstrasse that I ended up back at Globe in the hope of slamming some fine ass & ridding my poor mind of the depravity that I had witnessed in Langstrasse. And as it turned out, Bulgarian Danaya was more than up to the job & Langstrasse is now a distant memory.

Yes, of course Danaya was great with you. Even though her reviews are pretty mixed. I found her attitude to be rather unfriendly when she chatted to me, so I never went with her. I agree with you about Langstrasse by the way. I visited, for research purposes only, when I was in town and I actually saw far more men than girls there (rather like Globe in the evening!) and an unpleasant atmosphere with lots of police on the street. I couldn't wait to get the tram out of the area.

I'll try to find time to post about some other places as well London Traveller, had a very average stop-over in BKK recently not much to write about as mostly all bad news.

Yes, of course you will. But my money is that you will be posting another 'amazing' report on Globe very soon! Keep up the good work.