Parksauna Residenz - Lohmar

[London Traveller]

Nice one on Sabrina. I did her last year at PSR in the porno kino

You did well to shag her in the kino. I asked her to go there with me and she refused so we had to make do with room 13.

[Hannibal Barca]

My two selections were Sabrina, a cute blonde (dyed) A cup 22 year old Romanian (from the Black Sea) who looked about five years younger. She had a pert ass and although not too skilled in bed her youthful charm carried her through with me for an hour (100 euros).

Nice one on Sabrina. I did her last year at PSR in the porno kino along with my friend who did her twice, but in the confines of a room. She was one of the busiest girls that lazy Sunday. We nicknamed her "Sabrina the teenage w*tch" since she was casting a spell on us. She did not pay too much attention to us next time we visited until something clicked in her mind and she was all over us again. Good to know she is still there. I agree though her skills are not the best. She lends herself more to the quickie. Get it in and get it over with session.

[Kimino]

The word "parksauna" gives it away. In sauna clubs the girls wear clothing at all times. In Fkk clubs (ok, most fkk clubs since some sauna clubs are calling themselves fkk clubs) the girls are nude most of the time except for dessous.

Samya is a sauna club. Goldentime is a sauna club. Fkk Heavensgate is a nude fkk club. Fkk Babylon is a nude club (from what I've read).

thanks for the info Breadman!

I'll keep it in mind while searching and choosing new clubs to visit.

Best.

Kimino

[London Traveller]

I enjoyed my free pass (courtesy of the icebear forum) to PSR last Saturday. Meeting up with a friend from this forum allowed a lot of time to see the girls arriving and make a good choice. I liked the new decor. Which is definitely an improvement on the old, rather dull look the place had before. At least it now has some sort of style, even if it looks as though a cheap secondhand shop in a moroccan souk has gone bust and they have purchased all the stock for a fiver. My two selections were Sabrina, a cute blonde (dyed) A cup 22 year old Romanian (from the Black Sea) who looked about five years younger. She had a pert ass and although not too skilled in bed her youthful charm carried her through with me for an hour (100 euros). The place actually became quite busy later on and I had trouble finding a girl (had to split from my pal for a bit to do some prowling) until Yasmine, a slim 20 year old brunette A cup Romanian approached me. We were soon in a room where her BBBJ was good and sex even better thanks partly to the tightest of pussies and her skills at riding. Although I would have stayed longer with her she finished me off in half an hour (50 euros).

[Jymondor]

Hi Kimino!

I believe this is the key:

Point 6. The most important, I think. I love dessous tag, lingerie etc.

Very often first impression determines the further perception. For me, the more naked girls the better. Lingerie made negative first impression and began finding faults in everything. I am a strange sort of optickfickers. Funny, ha-h. Naked stunners raise the level of my chemistry. But it is not necessary I will took to the room the first beauty. By some elusive hints I try to determine who would be better for me. Unfortunately I still make many mistakes. But this is another spice added to FKK dish. Some sort of gambling.

[Jymondor]

The word "parksauna" gives it away. In sauna clubs the girls wear clothing at all times. In Fkk clubs (ok, most fkk clubs since some sauna clubs are calling themselves fkk clubs) the girls are nude most of the time except for dessous.

Samya is a sauna club. Goldentime is a sauna club. Fkk Heavensgate is a nude fkk club. Fkk Babylon is a nude club (from what I've read).

That's educating. Many thanks. Will know the difference.

By the way. I am already read here somebody's proposal (very sorry didn't notice the poster's name) to establish a thread with no discussions. Just definitions, FAQ, suggestions, etc. The citation above must be somewhere on top of that thread.

[Kimino]

Dear Kimino, you definitely right writting "I understand that we all have different tastes but I do think it's more a matter of consistency.".

I am pretty sure that next time (if it happens) I might change my opinion about Parksauna. But at my first visit so many things went wrong initially.

Ciao Jymondor, well, you did dislike the place for sure.

I had a great time.

Regarding your points:

Point 1 and 2. I use taxis when I visit clubs, I don't like mixing club visits, alcohol, cars etc.

Point 3. I only speak english and french (apart from italian) my german is ZERO but I don't remember having problems to comunicate. The staff was friendly.

Point 4. I liked the layout a lot. The dining room was really nice in the sunny day I visited. Lot's of places to relax between sessions.

Point 5. Didn't notice and wouldn't care that much. I've seen such kitsch, nevada style, furniture in the various clubs. Ahaha terrible.

Point 6. The most important, I think. I love dessous tag, lingerie etc. If it was for me I'd like it to be permanent in the clubs. When I visit Artemis, kind of frequently, I try to arrange it so that I happen there also in lingerie night. Not many people think it this way, it's a matter of tastes.

Points 7/8. That's personal.

This said, I don't think that next time you visit the club any of the points will change, and Parksauna is definitely far from anything.

I'm always very enthusiastic about things so when I came back from my Koln tour I was thinking that PSR might be worth another trip (long trip from where I live).

But after reading some reports, particularly Charlie's that I know well, I kind of convinced myself that I probably visited the place in a paricularly lucky day.

I left the place telling myself "Fuck, I wish I had more time to stay here" which is something that rarely happens to me.

Just to tell you, I wouldn't fly to Frankfurt to visit Oase, I'm not sure if I would fly there for Palace (probably yes) , I wouldn't go to Stuttgart for Paradise or Augsburg for Colosseum.

Among the clubs that I know, the only ones that I would (and I do) travel to visit are Artemis, Andiamo (@Villach) and maybe Palace.

But again, that's very personal.

All the best. Wish we can meet some time in Berlin.

Ciao!

[Breadman]

6. Girls are not naked! OK, I might accept some girls in bikinis. But Parksauna looked as dessous day in other clubs. But it was not dessous. I avoid these days.

The word "parksauna" gives it away. In sauna clubs the girls wear clothing at all times. In Fkk clubs (ok, most fkk clubs since some sauna clubs are calling themselves fkk clubs) the girls are nude most of the time except for dessous.

Samya is a sauna club. Goldentime is a sauna club. Fkk Heavensgate is a nude fkk club. Fkk Babylon is a nude club (from what I've read).

[Jymondor]

Dear Kimino, you definitely right writting "I understand that we all have different tastes but I do think it's more a matter of consistency.".

I am pretty sure that next time (if it happens) I might change my opinion about Parksauna. But at my first visit so many things went wrong initially.

1. Road. Guys, when you will be planning of rental car driving toward Parksauna in winter time please double-check weather forecast. At snowy and icy conditions this road would be dangerous.

2. Parking. It was tricky to find a spot. Parking is large but layout as stupid as Parksauna's layout.

3. Entrance. Front desk lady did not even try to speak English. She showed me outprint of the basic rules, where I read that session is committed as you kiss or touched lady in public area. What heck is that?

4. Layout. I should take from the car my GPS. Maybe this would prevent me to get lost in that location any time I heading to somewhere.

5. Decor. Main room was decorated as interior of Bedouin tent. I mean a tent of poor Bedouin. I asked one girl why so stupid design. She answered that they made it for Ramadan. I freeze as Windows 98. As far as I know proper Muslims should avoid sex during Ramadan. In the same time non-Muslims don't care about Ramadan and Ramadan-like design. Who is it for?

6. Girls are not naked! OK, I might accept some girls in bikinis. But Parksauna looked as dessous day in other clubs. But it was not dessous. I avoid these days.

7. Amira. Half Romanian, half Bosnian. That's why oriental first name. The youngest-looking and the slimmest girl I found there. I needed this after Bernds visit. Cute face, stupid look, slim and very flexible body, poor BBBJ, no fingering. During DATY she kept herself raised on elbows and looked at me with no emotion. But no restriction with positions. The best thing in Parksauna is shower in some rooms. Because she was very passive I couldn't cum and get tired after long and intensive pounding. She refused to join me for shower. After shower another long pounding and happy ending. One hour. 100 Euros. No tips for session like that.

8. Rebecca. Who knows Dania (or Denia) from Palace? OK I met her in Parksauna! She gained a few ponds. I approached her and asked why she moved from Palace to here. She made me stupid look. OK. She was not Dania, she was Rebeccs, but looks exactly as Dania who lost control of her diet. Some Romanian girls look similar. But I ended up with her in the room. Same scenario as with Amira, but better performance. Better BBBJ, better kissing, better response on my DATY, long pounding, shower, she did not join, more pounding after shower. She said that CIM in Parksauna is 50 EU, but she charge 100 EU. Does not worst. Finished in doggy-style. No tips either.

It was not my day, or maybe not my type of clubs.

[Charlie 123]

Hi,

On Saturday morning I made a quick stopover at PSR on the way to Bonn / Koln airport. I arrived at about 12. 30 and stayed two hours. I had been there briefly once before with Kimino en route to Bernd's but hadn't on that occasion sampled any of the merchandise. The club has extensive facilities and the staff are friendly and helpful.

This time there were perhaps 15 girls in the club and perhaps the same number of men. I found the line-up to be really weak, especially compared to the previous night's extravaganza at FKK World. There was one slim pretty blonde, but the rest of the girls ranged from 'plain' to 'simply ugly'.

After one hour of trying to find a girl that took my fancy, I eventually allowed myself to be taken to the room by Romanian 20-something year old Ebru. Ebru has quite a cute face, brown skin, decent little tits, but she is already developing a bit of a tummy and ass. I don't normally ascribe scores to girls, but I would say this one warrants about 6/10 for her looks. She gave me standard, unimaginative but adequate BBBJ for about 20 minutes, with CiM finish. Probably the best thing about this BJ was the price – 75E.

I can't honestly recommend this girl to other prospective punters. She is quite nice and friendly and not unattractive, but I've had so many better experiences in so many other clubs that I am convinced that better sessions are to be found at PSR if one chooses the right girls.

It was almost time for me to leave for the airport, so I grabbed a quick bite from the breakfast buffet. I noticed two or three girls in the restaurant who had presumably arrived whilst I was in session with Ebru, and these new girls were much, much prettier than the ones who had been available earlier – shame I couldn't stay longer.

[Wanderer1000]

It's a little out of the way, but I made a trip to PSR yesterday. I was only there one time before, and that was two years ago. The food and facilities are great, and as a regular visitor to the Golden Triangle area, it was a very nice change of routine.

My friend and I each had two girls over a ten hour period, and we ordered two different meals (the kitchen is open all the time, and you can order as many meals and deserts as you want). Both of us were very satisfied with our girls performances, and it fit with the more relaxed atmosphere of the place.

The second girl I had was a great experience, in the sense that she was not a hardened pro. She is a tall blond German girl, age 22, and her name is Jordan (even though she volunteered her real name in the room). It was her third time in the club (any club) , and I believe it. Another guy who took her after me described her as a "girl next door" experience, and I would agree. She only works on Fridays and Saturdays as she has a regular job during the week. She said it has been exciting for her since it is like a "double life". She's real. Felt like I was with a girl who was not a pro. Recommended.

I'll be going back soon. I don't know how slow the weekdays are, but Saturday was really nice.

[Kimino]

According to the girls' statements (and based on my experience) , PSR does not prohibit animation.

Then it's probably just a question of what is intended for "animation".

At PSR the only 2 girls that spoke to me for first where the last one I talked about and a girl talking very good spanish, friendly but absolutely not doable, for my tastes.

The "animation" you get at Artemis, Oase, Palace or Paradise is definitely different, even if you are not a new face.

I remember that at Colosseum (Augsburg) the rule was even more strict, that was 2/3 years ago.

I must say that I generally prefer it the PSR way but some times I like the fact that girls continuously walk around the place like at Artemis.

The real good thing is that with so many clubs one can just choose what best suits his tastes or even alternate them, which is what I've been doing in the last year.

Ciao

[JoshuaB]

Does PSR officially forbid animation? I wouldn't have known it from my visit, though I certainly didn't mind Lorissa starting up a conversation with me at the bar. I thought only Bernds and Babylon had these policies.

According to the girls' statements (and based on my experience) , PSR does not prohibit animation.

[Kimino]

Does PSR officially forbid animation? I wouldn't have known it from my visit, though I certainly didn't mind Lorissa starting up a conversation with me at the bar. I thought only Bernds and Babylon had these policies.

Ciao GFE finder, you are probably right although it's strange that none of the girls at PSR came up to me directly.

Also at Samya no girls came up to me.

I'm probably getting old and ugly! Hahaha.

I thought that the CIM surcharge was only 25 € extra?

3 clubs in one day probably made me mix up things. Actually I didn't even think about it, I just asked the girl how much it was I had to give her.

At Bernds Cim is included, if available, at PSR I think the Bosnian girl also told me that it was 50 but I didn't ask for it.

Anyways, the more I think about it the more I like PSR.

One thing that has to be said is that it was a special day, german holiday, many customers, many girls. Don't know how it would be in a normal day.

Kimino

[Gfe Finder]

Hi Kimino,

Thank you for this interesting and detailed report. It seems like either the girls or the facilities were able to keep you busy & entertained for your entire visit. I did have some questions as a follow-up to your report:

Mandy or something. From Bosnia. Nice face and body, blond. Her teeth are not very straight so you can spot here quite easily. Still very nice girl. I saw here at the bar, decided she would be the first one and went up to her (remember in this area girls aren't supposed to come up to you).

Does PSR officially forbid animation? I wouldn't have known it from my visit, though I certainly didn't mind Lorissa starting up a conversation with me at the bar. I thought only Bernds and Babylon had these policies.

she blowed me for 20 min and I then came in her mouth. She didn't rush off to spit like they usually do but she went on sucking for at least a minute so I guess she swallowed, at least partially. Awesome. 50 extra.

I thought that the CIM surcharge was only 25 € extra?