Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

During the years I have left with several of the dancers in Barbarella's. Yes it's a very expensive place but back when the dollar was strong I was walking out of there with dupla's for a song. Now Fugeddaboudit.

Thats really weird because most Barbarellas girls back in the day just raised their price to match the dollar. It wasnt like the dollar was 4-1 and the girls in Bs were still asking for 200R! They were asking for 600-1000R for a couple of hours! So I don't know how you got them for a song back then.

[Bravo]

I just got back last week from a 12 day trip to Rio, I have to be honest and say it was my worst trip in almost 15 years of going to brasil. It was so bad, I actually looked to see how much it would cost me to return early and I have NEVER done that before. The prices for everything is fucking crazy, the dollar is in the toilet an dthe wrost part is that Copa is void of GDPS. I went to the beach almost every day of my trip, in 10 days, I think I saw about 4 working girls at Hoe beach. 4 in total, over the course of 10 fucking days! Where the hell are the hoes?

The only saving grace were the termas, but they were so expensive that I couldn't afford to go everday. 3-400reais for a 40 minute session? Get the fuck out of here! For that price I would rather just stay in America! If it wasnot for the terma, I would not have seen any attractive GDPS. The girls at Balcony were 7s at best and they thought they were models. Asking for 400R for an hour! B*tch please! I have never seen quality that low in Copa before and they were asking for sky high prices.

The worst part was that my old standbys were flaking on almost every date that we setup. Not calling to say they wouldn't be there, showing up 4 hours late. I had one girl tell me "the reason why I didn't call you was because I knew eventually you would call me when I didn't show up ontime. SO I waited for you to call me, so I could tell you that I can't make it!" When I said "What about the fact that I have been sitting in my apartment for 2 hours waiting for you when I could have been out doing something?" she just laughed and asked why I waited so long to call her!

It got so bad, that I sat down and plotted out some revenge. How can I fuck up their time and money? It took me a minute but I came up with a good plan. Now I know some guys will say I am an asshole for doing this but I don't give a damn. Each girl I did this to had stood me up and wasted my time and money so I figured payback was in order.

The Revenge: On my last day, I text messaged the 3 worst offenders and told them that I was leaving for the airport that day at 8PM. I told them that I wanted them to come to copa at 4PM so that I could see them one last time before I headed home. To make sure they came, I added in "Baby, please come today, I have this very large bag of Victoria Secret Lotions and Perfumes. I can't bring all these bottles back to America with me. If you do not come, I have to throw this big bag in the garbage or give it to someone else!" To make sure I screwed up their MONEY and time, I told them to take a taxi to copa and when they got to my apartment, to call me and I would come downstairs and pay the bill. (All 3 live a good hour + away from Copa) so they were looking at 100-130R taxi bills!

In truth, I had left my apartemnt at 3PM to head to the airport! I was flying on a buddy pass, so I had to check in 5 hours early for my flight. I took a girl with me to the airport, checked in my bag for a 9:30 PM flight, then we went to a hotel in centro. I stayed there, fucking her for about 3 hours until I went back to the airport for my flight. In the mean time, all three girls were blowing up my phone calling and texting me wanting to know where I was because they didn't have any money for the taxi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! For some strange reason, none of them ran into each other or else they would have realised that they had been had. I know the door man must be pissed as hell at me because I am sure these 3 gave him an earfull. I may not be able to stay there anymore but I don't care because the owner's pices went up 100% in 6 months, so I plan on looking at other rental apartments anyway.

I have been back for a few days now and all three girls have sent me multiple emails crying about all the problems they had when they didn't have the money to pay for the cab. Or that they had to find money to pay for their transport back home or whatever BS they were complaining about. I gave each one a song and dance abut the fact that "I had to go to the airport early and I was trying to change my ticket but they wouldn't let me. And then my pone wasnt working, so I couldn't get in contact with them." I also added in "How did it feel when you wasted your time and money trying to see me? Didn't feel nice did it? Well now you know how I feel when you fuck up my vacations! TOMA!"

"REVENGE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST JOY, NEXT TO GETTING PUSSY!" Tupac Shakur

[Bubba Boy]

I always thought the dancers were just as available as any other girl at Barbs? I have seen them being taken out of there a lot, had friends that have banged them etc. I was once walking down the road in Costa Rica with a buddy. We saw a car pulled up in a gas station, it was the same colour as Taxis there, but no obvious markings. We asked if he was indeed a taxi. He said "in Costa Rica, every woman is a "Whor* and every car is a taxi". Kind of applies to South America in general.

[Rio Bob]

Barbarella is basically a rip off club with really hot dancers occasionally on a couple stages, who aren't on the program for fuck,

During the years I have left with several of the dancers in Barbarella's. Yes it's a very expensive place but back when the dollar was strong I was walking out of there with dupla's for a song. Now Fugeddaboudit.

[BulldogThick]

I don't understand a lot of guys when you are in Brazil, it is a different culture. You should never pay the girls first you are just making things bad for the veterans. You new guys should respect the game or stay home.

[Bubba Boy]

Are you saying you tipped your girl 50R because at these apts, you pay the house fee 60R=30mins / 100R=60mins and everything is included. The 'massage', the room and your FS session.

Actually at half of the privates anal is extra. You pay the girl directly. At Bel Prazer it is a fixed fee of R$50 to the girl. This is the most expensive extra that I know of at any prives. Most charge R$30 and the cheaper places charge R$10. At Tigresas in Tijuca they are supposed to charge you R$30 extra for anal. However not all girls charge it. Even the really cheap places like Hollywood charge extra for anal, it is like R$30 + R$10 for anal. That is a one pop shot deal. I personally think this is a reasonable deal at the cheaper places!

At the big termas definitely do not tip the girls. They will do everything you want for the price included.

[SlimHoleDrill]

Pretty sure Solarium is open. And maybe Centaurus. Wouldn't recommend either thought. Wouldn't really recommend L'uomo either.

I was in L Saturday and they had a great mix of new ones as well as some favorites. I don't think it gets much betterbut that's just my opinion.

[Mr Enternational]

As for the post on unrealistic 4x4 asses. Someone here claimed they shoot with steroids and I would believe that. Maybe cortisone or something? or Silicone? I remember reading a story about trannies in LA injecting silicone into their ass cheeks. Not that 4x4 girls are trannies.but you get the idea.

What about the average non-pros that you see walking down the street with the same type of ass? I doubt they are all drugging it up or getting implants. For many of them it is just the African blood in them. 11 years ago I was on a date in my city with a perspective girlfriend. We went to some little bar / pizza joint. Our waitress was a white girl of average build with brown hair and a gigantic ass. I bet my date that she had to have someone black in her family. I asked and sure enough she said her grandmother was black.

Rio: the only place on earth where you can see white girls with bigger asses than black girls!

P. S. I know in Colombia many of the girls, pro and non-pro, get ass implants to go along with their breast implants.

[Gfe Finder]

Pretty sure Solarium is open.

It looks like Solarium is open from 4 until midnight, according to their website.

[Rio Bob]

Does anyone know of any other Sunday option in Rio?

Check out these 2 sites if you don't know them already. 2 sites of independents:

http://www.hotside.com.br/acompanhan...aneiro-rj.html

http://www.barravipsrio.com/home.php

[Eric Cartman]

Yesterday afternoon date at Ju Penteras was awesome. Total R$100 (1hr) completa included, R$12 (4 skols) , R$30 (cab fare R$15 each way) = R$142. It was raining on Sat night so I skipped Balcony, bought 6 DVDs for R$20 and watched them all night. It's Sunday afternoon and I ran out of options. New Scort, Cassia, Ju Pent, and Bel aren't picking up so I guess they are closed. My last options seems to be Luomo. I always do Luomo once or twice each tríp. If I run out of options today, I will do Luomo run around 6PM. Since their cost of drink is high, I will drink about two beers on the ground floor with a little malt scotch whiskey and take the escalators. I will give Bar 22 a visit in a little while. Star Cris got Luana, Karina, and Mel working but they are busy for the next few hours. Does anyone know of any other Sunday option in Rio?

Pretty sure Solarium is open. And maybe Centaurus. Wouldn't recommend either thought. Wouldn't really recommend L'uomo either.

[ChrisDrug]

Yesterday afternoon date at Ju Penteras was awesome. Total R$100 (1hr) completa included, R$12 (4 skols) , R$30 (cab fare R$15 each way) = R$142. It was raining on Sat night so I skipped Balcony, bought 6 DVDs for R$20 and watched them all night. It's Sunday afternoon and I ran out of options. New Scort, Cassia, Ju Pent, and Bel aren't picking up so I guess they are closed. My last options seems to be Luomo. I always do Luomo once or twice each tríp. If I run out of options today, I will do Luomo run around 6PM. Since their cost of drink is high, I will drink about two beers on the ground floor with a little malt scotch whiskey and take the escalators. I will give Bar 22 a visit in a little while. Star Cris got Luana, Karina, and Mel working but they are busy for the next few hours. Does anyone know of any other Sunday option in Rio?

[Member #3439]

Now some advice needed. Saturday night want to go to a good old fashioned strip club or night club with girls that will have some fun with an older guy. What is La Dolce Vita and where is it located. Anyone been to Erotique, Barbarellas or any others. Where should I go for a good time without any after action. I am done for the day in that respect after my visit to Bel Prazer!

Barbarella is basically a rip off club with really hot dancers occasionally on a couple stages, who aren't on the program for fuck, and a bunch of fairly well mannered so / so looking GPs dressed in nice clothes, and overpriced bottle service. There are certain guys who need to need to feel classy when picking up hookers, and this place caters to them. The entrance fee is high, drinks expensive, and the garotas asking way too much. Go to Balcony after Barbarella closing time and you'll see some Barbarella girls selling ass for much less. I went to Barbarella in Feb. because I negotiated half price admission and wanted to be able to say that I had been there. Girls were asking R400 ST. I later saw some of the same girls at Balcony offering the same to guys for much less, and gave them a ration of shit in a good natured way. The GOOD thing that I can say about Barbarella there is that one of the dancers was 100% what people think of when they think of Brasileiras with a perfect tight light brown body, plump yet tight bunda, and succulent perfect tits. I almost cried....and I believe my dick did involuntarily shed tears. I have never actually seen this perfect kind of specimen elsewhere, not on the beaches, in termas or anywhere.

Moral of the story, take the 455 Meier onbius from Ns Copa, hop off when you see Candelária church, go right at Rio Branco until you hit a loop, that's Praca Maua, go inside Club Florida next to Bar Florida to see stripping and take 4 girls for the same price as 1 Barbarella girl. I recommend the loira Bela. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. She is low down. She needs to slow down. She's the baddest thing around town. kkkkkkk Insane on the dance pole, head full of cocaine every night, will loudly vacuum catbath your butt and literally bark like a dog while you screw her..acts possesed..no need to ask for these services..apparently they are not optional based on my 3 experiences with her. Only fault is that she dodges the CIM and will have you blow it on her face and rub it all over for facial..but at that point you just are spent and don't care either way.

[Member #3439]

I decide to visit Monte Carlo at 8PM for old times sake.
The manager said no and said they have all new girls. The program is 80$R to get in and 260$R for a girl and a cabine for 40 minutes. If I use a Credit card it would be another 25$R.

I am tired of being a Gringo cash machine. Instead I walked about 6 blocks in the freezing rain to Balconi. I got there at abut 9PM. The pickens were slim and it was raining hard.

Along comes a beautiful 5'7" Morena. We get to my room and I pay her 200R$+20R$ for cab fare. No dfk and a CBJ. She is so fresh and new and her body is so sexy I don't even care. DATY is to die for.

I will sleep tonight but I will require medication. How will I get the courage to walk by the front desk tomorrow? I have secured my spot in hell. I love Copacabanna!

Just to put it into perspective...the price of Copa termas pussy is now higher than the price of Japanese fashion pussy. I was in Tobita Shinchi tonight and noticed this: something is rotten in Copa when it costs more there than in notoriously expensive Japan.

Your DATY is to die for? kkkkkk How many licks does it take to get to the center of a GP? nossa, I am bad...

Brought one more wide-eyed monger into the world when I took a noob colleague along to Tobita.....so you are free to pass over to the other side and receive your reward. You won't go to hell, you already did your confession here, pass GO, proceed to mongering heaven for your 72 nympho 3-hole BBFS morenas, eternal priapism and firehose jizz shots.

As for the post on unrealistic 4x4 asses. Someone here claimed they shoot with steroids and I would believe that. Maybe cortisone or something? or Silicone? I remember reading a story about trannies in LA injecting silicone into their ass cheeks. Not that 4x4 girls are trannies..but you get the idea.

[Harpua]

I am enjoying her company and I want to fuck her eye sockets out!

Well said.