Warsaw

[Maxinlondon]

Nowogradzka 48/10: Tried this brothel three times. First time I got in, a beauty was blocked, three other girls in the lineup, none of them looking good. Second time I got till the door, but there I got told I should come back one hour later, as they were busy. Third time, around that hour later, late at night, I wasn't even buzzed into the courtyard but got told a story by a angry voice I couldn't understand at all.

To Neuro666.

Maybe the angry voice who answered you was someone woken up late at night by you buzzing #10 instead of #14. The correct address is Nowogradzka 48/14!

[Neuro666]

I've been in Warsaw in August, maybe for the 5th time now. I visited some brothels and some private girls.

Brothels

Aisha-Club

, Chmielna 10/36: There was a lineup of maybe 5 blondes, but only one was good looking. I think.

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Is here ad at Odloty. She's good looking, especially her back. She was absolutely unwillingly to communicate in any foreign language or atleast in simple Polish, but luckily the sex itself was very good. Damage was 140 (150) Zloty (did not get back the change of 10 Zloty).

Dalibora 20: This is in a detached house nearly in some suburban area, got a lineup of 3 girls (a 4th was busy) , all not excitingly pretty, took a blonde, which was quite a bit plump, but had a very cute face, and did have a better look from behind than one could expect. Damage was 120 Zloty for one pop.

S-Studio, Jerozolimskie 99/1 (the one at Juliana Ursyna Niemcewicza seems to be closed and doesn't get advertised anymore, the one at Grójecka 186/140 seems to exist, but I did not visit this one that time) , was there once at 01:00 o'clock at night and they said, it was closed, and then again at afternoon. Got a lineup of two very pretty blondes and one, bit less pretty black haired girl. Choosed „Lenka', visible at their.

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Damage was 150 Zloty, but got sold additionally french kissing (great) and blowjob without pro for each additional 50 Zloty.

Wilcza 51/56

, two girls available, first one a no-go, second blonde and skinny, probably.

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, good looking, seemed to complain about my size, mediocre service, only missionary position allowed (too bad) , damage 100 Zloty.

Wilcza 32/102: got a lineup of 3 or 4 girls, two were pretty (every one a blonde and a dark haired) , choosed the dark and small one, again only missionary position allowed, girl was from Ukraine, did have a nice chat with here, damage 110 Zloty.

Tytusa Chalubinskiego 9/22: quite late at night got still a good lineup, I would have booked atleast 2 out of 5 or 6 girls; choosed a slim dark haired young girl, got some good action, but, what the. , only missionary position allowed again and no change to doggy possible. Damage somewhat 100 Zloty.

Nowogradzka 48/10: Tried this brothel three times. First time I got in, a beauty was blocked, three other girls in the lineup, none of them looking good. Second time I got till the door, but there I got told I should come back one hour later, as they were busy. Third time, around that hour later, late at night, I wasn't even buzzed into the courtyard but got told a story by a angry voice I couldn't understand at all.

Marszalkowska 58/22: Got presented a girl, not too bad but somehow I did not like here, so I asked for her colleagues, she left a little bit angry and sent me them, the nicer one of the next two did not like to show me herself, so I left.

Privates

Due to privacy reasons (they won't have foreign visitors all the day, and who knows, if I meet them with circumstances again?) I won't give detailled reports, just some small remarks. I'll list the names of the streets, so you would have it easier to understand them when calling.

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Resides at Mordechaja Anielewicza, I did not met the girl of the pictures, Damage 250 Zloty (note the difference to the ad) , action mediocre, Class B.

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Works in a new building at Jana Kazimierza, has several tattoos not visible in the ad, action was good, but when I wanted to book another hour I was begged over and over again to book a duett with her collegue, so I left disappointed and could rate therefore as Class B, damage was 200 Zloty.

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Further addresses

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Seems to work at the same appartmend, atleast the same building like the first girl I visited, I did not want to see the former girl accidently again (even if most girls take care that you don't see their colleagues) , so I did not visit her.

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Seems to be a beauty, I got her adress (Dereniowa) , but when I arrived she was sorry being busy, so I met her just for a few moments at the door, she did came directly from shower and I can't judge, if here pictures are real. I would guess, that.

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Strip Club

Thanks to the recommendation a few posts below I visited.

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(attention, loud music on homepage) at Aleje Jerozolimskie 6. Entrance fee 30 Z&322; oty, beer 16 and a one-song lapdance cheap 50 Z&322; oty (they try to sell upgrades but I declined). I will return for sure!

Final question

Is there any website, who monitors all the brothels and keep a updated list? I mean, a list of all the addresses one could visit without making any appointments before. I know Alphatesters great map, but maybe there's a updated and more complete listing?

Latest flyers I could pick up are attached.



Yours and have fun.

Neuro 666.

Post scriptum: The forum, atleast in the preview, destroys the layout especially at urls all the time and seems not to understand Polish characters, I give up on this issues.

[Horny Monger]

Hi Maxinlondon,

I think you're very confused. It's EREGRA, Not Eagra. Check your package again and report back to make sure.

EREGRA is generic viagra, the same active ingredient, Sildenafil citrate, as in viagra.

You use them just like using viagra. It's basically the same thing, and you can follow the same instructions as for viagra.

It's manfactured in FDA certified labs, as the guy has shown me the certificates.

I bought bunch of them and used them without any problems. They work very well just like viagra, which I also have used before but at 2 or 3 times the price.

Don't forget to report your mongering activities here.

Cheers.

The guy came directly to the hotel for the delivery. Price as stipulated.

I was a bit surprised to see on the packaging that the pills were Eagra and not Viagra. I googled it and find out it is an herbal alternative produced in UK.

Does anyone know about it? I am a bit worried now to use it.

[Maxinlondon]

The guy came directly to the hotel for the delivery. Price as stipulated.

I was a bit surprised to see on the packaging that the pills were Eagra and not Viagra. I googled it and find out it is an herbal alternative produced in UK.

Does anyone know about it? I am a bit worried now to use it.

[Maxinlondon]

I called the number provided by other member and the guy who answered the phone sounded very professional. Good English spoken.

He quoted 150 PLN for 5 pills and 250 PLN for 10. Delivery directly at the hotel.

Ordered 5 which will be delivered this afternoon. I will post again about the results after using them.

[Jango12]

Hi,

Can anyone recommend a good incall or outcall in warsaw?

I didn't see one for long time in th forum.

Thanks.

[GlobalRampage]

I was in Warsaw from Aug 20 (Sunday). Aug 24 (Wednesday). This is the unofficial true weekend of Warsaw and most of the clubs are closed or really empty. I made rounds to Underground, Enklawa, Rich and Pretty but the ones that I didn't get to visit are Platinum Club and Mono Bar since they weren't open. I think any of these places would have good potential Thurs-Sat but I was there at a bad time. So I ended up trying out a few places after the regular bars.

So Go. This is a strip club with a cover. On Monday around 2/3am, it was pretty empty and the girls looked asleep. It didn't take me long to realize this wasn't a winner. So I got into a cab and was led to a place off the beaten path called.

Rasputin. This is a small club with 80 zl drinks and most girls are willing to go upstairs to the room. The girls looked okay but nothing impressive. However, it was late and I wanted to have a Polish girl before going to Krakow the next day, so I chose one girl who seemed okay. We went upstairs and after showering, we got busy. The session was average and cost me 350zl. When going to the shower, which is in a different room (like a shared area) , I made certain to take all of my belongings with me. I got the feeling that this was a good idea and I'd recommend to all mongers to always be careful to not leave your belongings out of your sight.

Out-call opportunity. I emailed one provider who was touted highly on this board. She emailed back and I had the opportunity to see her. However, luckily I checked her out on another site and the review was not flattering so I passed.

Good luck in Warsaw! It was fun but there are greener pastures to be visited.

[Markus Long]

Hi.

First of all the most important words in Warsaw: Jedno piwo. One beer. Actually quite the same in Czech. A nice place to go out is around the street "Foksal" (google for Foksal, Warsaw, Poland). Lots of nice cheap bars where you get easily into discussion with some locals. You might be more interested in new reports on reasonable priced hookers, though. So read on.

Ever met a girl with two pussies? One is a nice little furry ball by the name of Zuza, the other one is as hairless and tight as they come. Both belong to a girl named Sandra. If you're allergic to cats and unless you're into serious misplaced Zoophilia, you might want to avoid Zuza. Both live in a nicely furnished apartment in a 15-floor apartment block easily reachable by tram. The magic with Sandra happens on the sofa in the living room, right in front of the TV which is usually tuned to the Polish version of MTV. Some political incorrect black dude might even just have some lyrical qualms about bitches and stuff. I think getting older I start to appreciate those wiggly butts in music videos more and more. Anyway, I can only recommend Sandra. If you google for the phone number "504 742 352" you should find an ad on odloty. Pl with her pictures in which she wears black high heels, a black kind of wrist bracelet on her right hand and wears a matching pink slip and bra. The pictures are an accurate depiction of her and actually taken in her apartment in Wola (close to center). A nice 20-year old face to look at is guaranteed. Something you'll appreciate with the unprotected oral that is included in the 1 hour / 200 Zloty deal. I guess you can come as often as you want, but I always only managed two in that time. And on principle all of it always went into her mouth. I have no idea how many millions of future Longs I deposited in her and stopped counting after the first million. She's a bit passive in the protected sex part of it, though. But in a way the soft skin, youthful face and the generally teeny-like feeling with her makes up for it. She speaks a bit of English, but not enough for any serious conversation. Be nice to her!

Markus

[Horny Monger]

Like before, I called the shop at 790657679 in Warsaw and got some Viagra to get ready for heavy duty mongering. The quality is excellent with a two year expiration date. It's much cheaper and fresher than the sex shops! It is 25 zl a 100mg pill and the sex shops sell for 45 zl. I saved 300 zl for 15 pills. It's convenient and a good deal. The pills work wonderfully. I'm strolling around town each day bone hard looking at all the beautiful girls around town. When I go to the clubs and privats, I'm ready for hard-core action. Each time, as soon as I went the room with the girl, I got bone hard in no time. I even stopped in the mid of a session, get a drink, came back to bed; to my surprise it's still rock hard and pointing straight up. So many girls to do on my list; so little time.

Just arrived in Warsaw a few days ago. To get myself ready, I got the number off the above post and phoned the shop at 790657679 in the Center of Warsaw and got Viagra for my mongering activities.

It sure is much cheaper and a lot fresher than other shops, so I saved a couple of hundred zloty for my purchase. They are really of great quality with long expiration date. 3 years; so if I don't use them all on this trip, I can use them for the next trips. They work great to achieve rock hard erection. With this boost, I've already ventured out and tried the following:

Ursula – tall blonde, slender, nice legs, bad teeth, Konstytucji 2/6 Centrum. 100 zl 1 hour, no extras.

Ania, Szczesliwicka 23a / 26 in Ochota. 19 why. O, fake blonde. 174/56/3, 519 681 673, 300 zl 1 hour. She does OWC, CIM, DFK.

Maja in Ursynów. 19 why. O, brunette. 172/54/2, 505 511 561, 160 zl 1 hour. She does OWC + 40zl, no CIM, no kiss.

Brzoskwinka (Ola) , Zelazna 67 in Wola. 18 why. O, brunette. 170/50/3, 510 723 546, 200 zl 1 hour. She does OWC, CIM, DFK.

Asia in Bemowo. 18, blonde, thin stick. 173/46/2, 883 415 506, 120 zl 30 min. 150 1 hour, OWC + 50zl, no kissing.

Czerska 18, agency with young girls. 795 686 434.

Ania – 23, fake blonde, looked 5 yr older, dark tan, below average body. 165/55/4, 507 645 482, Bemowe. 100 zl half hour: OB, Kissing, Anal, COF.

Ola, Smocza 17/46 in Wola. 18 blonde, freckle pimple face, pierced tongue. 161/52/2, 510 585 897 200 zl 1 hour. She does OWC. 50zl extra for CIM or COF.

Wilcza 51/56 – agency. 100 zl 1 hour.

Aisha Club. Chmielna 10 m 36, Tel: 22 828-02-63.

Aleje Jerozolimskie 117/21.

Ul. Miedziana 4, an agency. 510 570 884 – 100zl / h.

Al. Jerozolimskie 147 – Tel: 22 822-55-71.

Regarding the girls and agencies above, I am just reporting them, but not recommending them.

Cheers

[LioninAutumn]

I'll be in Warsaw in October so I've been looking at the profiles on odlotty. It my first time there so can anyone tell me how much truth may or may not be in the profiles? Whether the girls turn out to actually offer the services (ie, anal, rimming) and perform for the rates they post in their profiles. Should I be more believing of ones with lots of good (and English language) reviews? I've written to a few and just get back "Yes, baby. Call me when you get here."

I understand no one can speak for all of them but some general guidance would be much appreciated.

Thanks

[Grecolover]

I would appreciate it if any of you guys has had recent experience with the imperium club (

www.imperiumx.pl

and / or the Debra escort

www.escort24h.net/escorts/gallery/973.html

Thanks.

G.

[Monsoon64]

spent a week in warsaw. with the sole purpose of meeting a sex hungry divorcee from an internet dating site. but like all best laid plans. they do not go they way you want!

landed in warsaw wednesday night and after droping off my bag at my mate's apartment – we went out for a quick beer which ended up in the usual 4 or 5 plus a few vodkas. my mate had been reading isg and was intrigued by the recent reports on lmr.

our night out resulted in us returning in a drunken state and somehow me agreeing to go to the lmr party on friday evening – (i am convinced i was asleep when this was being supposedly discussed)

next morning was told the news we were booked in and we were taking advantage of their discount offer being first timers. decided i need some practice so got my phone book out and rang my pre selected odloty numbers looking for woman close to our apartment as i was too lazy to venture far. rang 12 women and even with my fairly good polish i found it difficult to understand their locations. a few did send me sms's with their address. chose luxury 35 who was 5 minutes away but was busy and told me to come round in an hour. whilst waiting – rang a few more numbers and spoke to french mistress vanessa – no only did she look nice in her photos but she answered the phone whilst being shagged and her moans and groans were a real turn on. decided she would be reserve.

so went off to luxury 35 and after a 10 minute walk got to her apartment – rang and was told she was busy –hmm – jumped on a bus and tram and headed to french mistress – but made a big mistake – left the phone book at home being certain she was the last number redial on the mobile. got near her place and rang her – but was given a different address a few streets away – asked her if she was vanessa and she said yes – so off i went. found the place and the girl – pretty but not the same one but you get used to this with odloty photos not always being 100. so started to fuck doggy style which went well but lack of practice and journey time meant i was knackered pretty quickly– so asked to change position to which i was met with – sorry but the bed is broken and i don't want to fall through the ceiling and break my leg again. what – you cannot be serious! she then decided i needed a hand job that i did not want – and not only that but she was intent on yanking me off and not jerking me off! so not having fun i lost interest which as usual annoys the girls –wanted my money back but decided to have one round of doggy where i thrusted for 5 minutes before concluding matters. so another not so good odloty experience – definitely hit or miss but can be frustrating.

so come friday evening me and my buddy aka hammerhead ventured off to the lmr – most reviews on isg were promising – we were first timers to the party scene and both nervous and kept on contemplating blowing the event out. planned to get their at 7pm – got to the tram stop and the tram there was not moving – brand new tram broken and refusing to move and our tram stuck behind this – started to panic – ran for a bus and then as we approached the bus stop the bloody trams started moving – run back jumped on – on our way but surely this was a sign that tonight would not be good – to make matter worse it started to rain and as we got off the tram we got soaked – even a few yards away from lmr we contemplated going back home. got to lmr – rang them and was told location – went in past the security guard who decided to shout at hammerhead who was entered 20 numbers into an entry system which only need 4 to unlock the gate –so basically he has rung half a dozen apartments and the phone system was going crazy. security guard who was 5 foot tall with a 3 foot moustache was not happy.

so entered the building and up to lmr – greeted by kasia – tall attractive, friendly, smiley and with a good command of english. lmr stated that the ratio for men to women would be 2 to 1 – so we were a bit worried we would be participating with strangers and not sure if we would enjoy this. entered the room and connor came to greet us with a welcoming handshake – we both thought he was a fellow punter and the first to arrive, so we went through procedures – 450 zl each which included their current 100zl off offer for newbies. emptied our pockets – given a robe and towel and shown the shower room – apartment was very new – clean and very nice – we were expected an old style place but this was a pleasant surprise. hammerhead went for a shower and i was introduced to the 4 girls, marta, kinga, kamilla and ala – each one was very attractive and more importantly greeted me with a friendly smile and kiss and seem genuinely pleased to meet me. i sat down and being engaging in conversation – the more we chatted the more i relaxed and sensed some chemistry. hammerhead returned from the shower dressed in his bright blue robe and i went into the bathroom. towels laid out – all fresh and clean – loads of shower stuff and a nice tidy bathroom. so out i come mr clean and join my buddy with the other girls. i forgot to say that there was a nice buffet laid out for us and we were given drinks upon arrival, beer, juices a full range.

a minute after showering 3 girls dragged hammer into the bedroom – i was left with ala whom i assumed wanted me in the 2nd bedroom – feeling randy we headed that way only to be diverted by shouts of come and join us from the other girls. so there we were – me, hammerhead and 4 polish beauties – i started caressing my blonde, feeling her firm breasts and full ass which was gyrating against my groin – i was then grabbed from behind by kamilla – hands all over my back and fingers running through my chest. that was it – i was off – knickers off, bra off and i as thrusting full speed into this gorgeous ass – tight and slightly moist – i looked over at mr hammer – who was dancing away to the music alongside marta – his member waving around like a conductors baton – the fan above the bed was in perfect position to keep us cool. i continued my thrusting – pace was increasing and my efforts were being encouraged and praised by my recipient. hammerhead was about to start on his women – kinga is a young slim brunette with a pony tail – the girls were in awe of his size – and asked if kinga needed some lubricating gel – she said to hold fire and as he entered you could feel the groans vibrate round the room. so there we were- 2 first timers with 4 naked girls – both banging away – what we forgot about was that we were the only guys in the room – we were expecting others to come in late and join us but for now we were in private heaven. positions changed, girls, changed, we were sucked, fucked, nipples bitten, balls played with, deep throated – it was all going on. i diverted my attention to kamilla. an attractive blonde with big breasts – beautiful breasts, which i fondled and kissed and then preceded to give oral sex, which seemed like an eternity. when i finished my face was dripping with juices and caused the girls to laugh as they handed me a baby wipe to clean up. hammerhead had finished within a few minutes and was being man handled, so he was smiling like a kid in a sweetshop or nowadays a rioter in croydon electrical store.

after an hour we took a break.

we relaxed in the lounge – drank some beers and engaged in conversation. i spoke with connor the event co-ordinator. i applauded him on the set up and professionalism of the girls. obviously lmr in warsaw is new but you can see a lot of effort has taken place in making sure that this done correctly. opening hours that do not disturb the neighbours, a nice establishment in the centre and good choice of girls. also importantly they deal with english speakers, which is a godsend as the language barrier can be a hindrance sometimes. in addition i was told the take aways are available if the girl is agreeable which is superb if you hit it off with one of the girls or want a follow up meet sometime later. i am sure this will prove popular. smoking takes place in the lounge but not the bedrooms.

so round 2 started at 8. 15pm – we were relaxed and no sign of any other participants – apparently a group of polish guys had rung up but not showed which seems a common problem – timewasters – good news for us 2 buddies but not nice for the girls- but despite the lack of customers you could not fault the service or enthusiasm shown.

my big boobed babe was ready for action and away i went – nice – just the way i liked it. i was a man on missionary mission. i looked over and hammer was standing over ala– glasses on – michael caine on a doggy mission. next to him 2 girls were on their backs – simultaneously playing with themselves, legs open – watching hammerhead in action and getting off on it. we were on our own private porn set.

but as usual went it's too good you end up finishing early and that was me done for. 15 minutes into the 2nd session. so i lay back and relaxed = being caressed and touched up for the rest of the night why my ciallis enfuelled colleague fulfilled his porn star ambitions. mr big boy was servicesing 3 girls one at a time – all wanted him badly – and he finished off my lying on top of the blonde – her face pressed flat against the bed. arms pressed against the bed – her ass being pumped hard – she moaned loudly in pleasure – his eyes were closed – mouth open and the michael caine glasses had disappeared – either flown off or got too steamed up. kinga and ala were licking his balls as he found extra energy. he came bang on 9. 00pm – as if his knob was big ben sounding out a chime.

our time was up = wow – 2 hours of fun – nervous first timers no more – group sex addicts (well small group) now.

we showered and returned to the lounged – no rush to leave, more beer, food and chat – so pleasant and most importantly we were made to feel so welcome. so at 9. 30om we left the lmr building. more verbals from the security guard – shut that bloody gate boys. thank god i don't have a moustache if it gives you that attitude. so were we pleased, were we impressed, will we be back? . well what do you think?

[Hapiq]

Enough non-sense, Kpiotrek. I'm not going to waste any more time on you or your LMR.

Which other girls do I need to mention? You always have the same 4 girls, Marta, Ania, Kinga and Magda. You are a pity! You spend all this time writing the same bullshit advertisements, which many members have seen through. From your posts, we all know, you like to eat and drink cheap stuff during sex and you like to use coupons for sex. That's your class.

I will ignore all your subsequent posts and you will be writing and talking to yourself.

Adiós, Arschloch.

LMR is a very good placeLMR is a very good place. I live in Warsaw more than two years. In odloty looked, but seen from the photo and do not match, very disappointed. I left in the streets of Warsaw prostitution figure. Overall, Warsaw brothel, unsatisfactory, not beautiful lady, older, service locomotives. When I am confused, I know from this forum LMR, and browse this website. Skeptical when I called the number and scheduled time.

Are not familiar with the road because of traffic jam and I had more than 1 hour late. But LMR good attitude, and expressed understanding. When I walked into the room to see four young, beautiful, passionate girl, I know I came to a good place. During the two hours, I like to enjoy VIP services. In Warsaw this place, you LMR, but also what luxury. I would say, LMR is a great place. I look forward to that first five girls, what would bring me surprise. To LMR, there worth a visit. I am willing to exchange a friend and this forum in Warsaw prostitution experience

[Hapiq]

LMR is a very good place. I live in Warsaw more than two years. In odloty looked, but seen from the photo and do not match, very disappointed. I left in the streets of Warsaw prostitution figure. Overall, Warsaw brothel, unsatisfactory, not beautiful lady, older, service locomotives. When I am confused, I know from this forum LMR, and browse this website. Skeptical when I called the number and scheduled time.

Are not familiar with the road because of traffic jam and I had more than 1 hour late. But LMR good attitude, and expressed understanding. When I walked into the room to see four young, beautiful, passionate girl, I know I came to a good place. During the two hours, I like to enjoy VIP services. In Warsaw this place, you LMR, but also what luxury. I would say, LMR is a great place. I look forward to that first five girls, what would bring me surprise. To LMR, there worth a visit. I am willing to exchange a friend and this forum in Warsaw prostitution experience.

[Anette]

Hello, once again.

I think I need to explain something. I'm the Aneta, who was in LMR. I have nothing in common with someone called Big Salami, so please do not repeat such a nonsense. I understand, that it may occure to be like that, but in fact it's not.

I would like also add, that LMR is definitely great place. With nice and pretty girls, willing to have a lot of fun, fantastic atmosphere, and above all, Event Coordinators are really people with passion and knowledge in their activity. I'm glad, that I had an opportunity to get to know them, and I was sorry to left the LMR, but, to be honest, after first party I realised, that I'm not as wild & crazy as I thought I'm and I prefer more traditional meetings.

To finish my post I would like to recommend LMR those, who are searching for true and good quality (s) excitement.

PS.

I've already watched all the available episodes of 'True Blood' and I want more!.)