Hanoi

[CaseyStar]

A few times people have mentioned Tam Quat places way out on Pham Van Dong. I had occasion to be out that way yesterday for a meeting so decided to give one of them a shot. I randomly went into number 136. Nice girl waved me in, her name is Hien. Parked my bike well inside. She was all on her own so locked the security door as we went in.

I was set for a massage and HJ with the possibility of a BJ. As soon as I got undressed she lay down next to me and kissed me. No sign of any massage. Immediately she indicated FS was on offer. I quickly accepted and we agreed on 500k. No unreasonable bargaining, I could probably have got lower but decided not to. She promptly stripped off and had me play with her while she got me ready and slipped on a condom. She was lovely and wet, really nice and enjoyed being played with. Beautiful breasts too. More kissing while we played with each other then she climbed on top and went for it. OMG! She was awesome. Needless to say I soon popped good and proper. She gently cleaned me off and stroked me before getting dressed. I got dressed, paid and she got my bike out for me.

Totally surprised. In the best possible way. Going back there for sure. She's lovely, attractive to look at, not skeleton skinny and very willing. The room has comfortable soft mattress on the floor. Seeing I was the only one there it all felt just fine.

Highly recommended.

[Joffre]

On Hang Chuoi, number fifty something on left walking away from centre. This is a nice upmarket option costing double the normal price, so 400+. Very nice and clean. I was treated very well by Van, number 11. Petite, pretty and speaks English. No unseemly talk of money, as it is assumed you'll tip. Nice HJ but no kissing or groping. At least not this time. This is a place to unwind in a civilised way. If you want something raunchy and dirty, go one block up to number 28, which has nice girls but costs more than the standard blow and go joints. 400 plus tip. This street is handy for opera house, Hiton etc so you can often get here quickly from business functions.

[CaseyStar]

And finally my 3rd girl is Nga at Royal Rose Massage. 299 Cau Giay. This is a standard massage joint with clean sheets and towels, sauna etc. Nga is a bigger girl than most, which is a nice change. Beautiful face, she really aims to please, with good massage, nice HJ and a lot of playing before and after the sauna. She wears classy panties under her uniform, and if she lets you in (which is not always) you will see a great black forest of pube next to her smooth light skin. If you slide a tongue or finger in you will find a pussy that is big but tight and very wet after a little stroking. She likes it and trembles a bit, but keeps glancing at the little window. So, these are my girls for now. You can find your own, or try one of mine. If you do, I ask you for 2 things: 1. Treat them nicely and 2. Recommend new ones for me.

So I went into Royal Rose today. Nice clean premises. A range of ticket prices. From VND120k for 1 hour up to VND250k for 90 mins. I went for the 1 hour this being the first visit. Decided to try my luck and went random. Received Tuoi as a masseuse. Nice girl, probably rates a 6. Not skinny, not too short and pretty enough. Very little English, might be better English range in the evenings. The uniforms are not very friendly for us blokes. Pants and top, ao dai style. Massage was acceptable, even parts of it pretty good. Not much in the way of chemistry going on. Got towards the end and the expected question. Then tip negotiation, which truly spoiled it for me. HJ was ok. Nothing special. Tuoi keen on giving me her number for a hotel meeting. Got the number, unsure whether I would proceed.

Overall, good venue. Will return and get different girl I think.

[OldAsiaHand]

I popped into Nutz on a Friday night around 11pm during my stay in Hanoi. Most of the girls were older as previously reported and I could not understand how a few of them could even manage to get customers; fat, old, ugly (sounds like me LOL).

I did find a younger. 22 yo, that I was keen on. She quoted me 3 million to start for LT. I only wanted ST so she said 2 million. We finally agreed on 1. 5. As we were walking over to the Intercon, her attitude started to change, evidently because she realized that I was not such a big fish to catch and was complaining about the deal we made, asking again for more money. I started to lose interest thinking that her service would reflect her attitude. Anyway, the Intercon would not let her come up to my room after 10pm so I sent her on her way. She had the nerve to ask me for 20US$ for taxi fare. Obviously, I told her to get lost.

On the other hand, as I understand, the Intercon can be girl friendly if you register 2 guests when you check in and tell them your g / f is coming later and she has an I'd to present on arrival. My problem was that they checked the record and saw that I was only registered for 1 guest. Also, it seems that girls are allowed in before 10pm.

Just my POV.

OAH

[Joffre]

Interesting. Maybe an uglier one would have been a bit more eager? Not far from there is a karaoke joint called Las Vegas. Outside I saw about 10 girls hanging around, probably before work. Anyway pretty sure they are available, hopefully without having to go inside and sing with them first.

1208014]On Sunday night I finally took the plunge and ventured back to Duong Boi to check out the SW action. The girls seem to have their stretches of pavement marked out. The first girl, in a pink dress, did not look that appealing, so I moved on. Th second girl, very pretty. Lovely hair, slim, long legs etc. Limited English but enough to say "boom boom"?

Well duh.

So, we agreed on 600k, including the room. She jumped on the bike and we went over the canal to a Nga Nhi which is clearly the SW Nga Nhi. Went up to the room. Here's the summary: clinical. Now, I know that is expected. But really clinical. It became a game for me to see how long I could spend with her. Made it to around 20 mins only. She motions for me to take a shower if I wish. I don't wish. She ask for the money up front, fair enough. She gets undressed, I get undressed. We both lay on the rock hard bed (but clean). She plays with me. No kissing, nothing else whatsoever. After getting the boy ready she whips on a condom. Indicates for me to climb on top of her. The game starts. I indicate for her to get on top of me. Back and forth. Naturally, I limp up. She gets me ready again. There is nothing in the air. All clinical. Finally I climb on and do the deed. Feels damn good actually. She really is quite pretty, about a 7, and if she tried a little I would have taken her number.

No effort. Back onto the street to find the next one. This I well understand. Tough game, no doubt a tough boss. But, taking texts when trying to get me ready. Hardly conducive. Should have negotiated down. Never mind.

So, if you feel like a quickie with no sides, Duong Boi is an option. Keep low expectations and you'll be right. Perfectly safe. A bloke to watch your bike etc. For 600. It'll do.[/QUOTE]

[OldAsiaHand]

My favourites? Phuong at 381 Kim Ma for best BBBJ. You can find your own, or try one of mine. If you do, I ask you for 2 things: 1. Treat them nicely and 2. Recommend new ones for me.

Joffre,

Thank you for your recomendations. I tried Phuong and she was just as you described. There were better looking girls in the place but I was very pleased with Phuong's attitude and service.

I did a market visit at the far end of Thuy Khue. The quality of the talent in most of them was pretty low; 3-5. However, I found one place at #361 that had 4-5, younger, better looking girls. The service (more hand, less mouth) could not compare with Phoung but the young, hard body to play with was an added pleasure.

OAH

[CaseyStar]

On Sunday night I finally took the plunge and ventured back to Duong Boi to check out the SW action. The girls seem to have their stretches of pavement marked out. The first girl, in a pink dress, did not look that appealing, so I moved on. Th second girl, very pretty. Lovely hair, slim, long legs etc. Limited English but enough to say "boom boom"?

Well duh.

So, we agreed on 600k, including the room. She jumped on the bike and we went over the canal to a Nga Nhi which is clearly the SW Nga Nhi. Went up to the room. Here's the summary: clinical. Now, I know that is expected. But really clinical. It became a game for me to see how long I could spend with her. Made it to around 20 mins only. She motions for me to take a shower if I wish. I don't wish. She ask for the money up front, fair enough. She gets undressed, I get undressed. We both lay on the rock hard bed (but clean). She plays with me. No kissing, nothing else whatsoever. After getting the boy ready she whips on a condom. Indicates for me to climb on top of her. The game starts. I indicate for her to get on top of me. Back and forth. Naturally, I limp up. She gets me ready again. There is nothing in the air. All clinical. Finally I climb on and do the deed. Feels damn good actually. She really is quite pretty, about a 7, and if she tried a little I would have taken her number.

No effort. Back onto the street to find the next one. This I well understand. Tough game, no doubt a tough boss. But, taking texts when trying to get me ready. Hardly conducive. Should have negotiated down. Never mind.

So, if you feel like a quickie with no sides, Duong Boi is an option. Keep low expectations and you'll be right. Perfectly safe. A bloke to watch your bike etc. For 600. It'll do.

[Ultra Random]

Mr. Dawkins.

Thanks for the info. I can honestly tell you it was comical from my view point, waving at taxi drivers, then them waving back, they were all smiles though. Thanks for the tip regarding the 'stop' sign, luckily I didn't do that, it was more of a wave. The up / down gesture seems an interesting differentiation in worldwide 'taxi wave down' etiquette.

Unfortunately there are so many places to see and so little time / money, I don't think I'll be heading back to Vietnam any time soon, which is a shame because I really liked Hanoi. I didn't mind too much getting ripped because it was still under 50 AUD. I will however charge it to experience and endeavour to do some more homework in any new territory that I go, especially when it comes to the language.

[JonesHo44]

I asked the concierge at my hotel where to get a good massage, and he told me that the massages there in the hotel were good. I didn't really think that a hotel massage would have any extras, but it was getting late and I decided to give it a try. Bought a massage from the hotel spa, and the girl was cute, English-speaking, and the massage was good quality. I have had some good massages in HCMC, sometimes with extras and sometimes not. I rubbed her leg while she massaged me, so that she knew that I was open to more contact. After about 45 minutes she offered to let me touch her and give HJ for $100 US. At first I thought she meant FS because it was so expensive, but we ended up at $70 US, which is a lot, but I wasn't going back out and she was nice. Ended up with a good slow HJ and some kissing, touching her all over, then followed by more rubbing. Not exactly cheap, but overall a satisfying experience and in a good setting having it done in a hotel spa. The girl had me give her the money someplace where there was no camera, at a spot in the hall around a corner. Must be against their rules to provide extras. Not sure I would do it again, knowing what I've read here about other options at a better cost, but it was a nice way to end the day.

[Richard Dawkins]

Nice report Ultrarandom, this place is still on my to do list if you'll pardon the pun. The whole language barrier can certainly increase the feeling of being a bit of a noob, but the more you do it, the more confident you'll feel on putting your foot down on the tip price. Picking up a few basic phrases will also make you feel more confident; it's a definite advantage to know your numbers, so you're not on the back foot during negotiations.

As for the hailing a cab thing, I can't help but laugh at the image of the cab drivers giving you a wave as they drive past. Don't stick your hand in the air to flag one down like you'd do at home, it won't work a lot of the time, and it can be an impolite gesture to put your hand out in the "stop" sign (that goes for all interactions). Have a look at what everyone else does: stick your arm out horizontally with your palm facing down (like you're making a turn signal on a bicycle) and then flap your hand up and down like you're limp wristed when you spot a cab coming.

[Ultra Random]

Hi all,

First of all let me extend my many thanks to the contributors here; you have been very helpful.

Although cliche, I am a long long time lurker first time poster. I thought it's about time I gave something back to the community.

I consider myself a Junior punter if there ever was one; I still get really nervous still (fairly) young. I've had a couple of 30min sessions back home in Melb as well as a couple in Vancouver when I went there for business. Interestingly I have never had the "massage with happy ending" until this Vietnam trip, I can see myself being a regular to these types of establishments.

I was in Hanoi only for a short time and went to Sapa and Ha Long bay. I only had one day really to "play" in Hanoi. I did have more than one day really but my holiday was more about seeing new places not just about the endings.

(apologies for the longish review)

After reading some favourable reviews about Oasis 2, I decided to have a go. I got a taxi arranged by the hotel. I was a mixture of excited and nervous, it's slowly getting less and less with each punt. On my phone I had a website which showed a pic of the hotel and its address; I showed this to the bus boy and driver and apparently the driver knew it. However he was wrong. The hotel was near the water puppetry theatre on Hoan Kiem Lake and this dude went up and down the freeway a few times, asking dudes on motor bikes here there and everywhere. In the end he had no idea and dropped me (luckily) right near it. I had to deduce it from signs nailed onto posts, it's pretty clear once you get close. This taxi ride cost 70k VND, obviously ripped, but around 2. 5 who cares really.

For those who still are not sure where this place is I can do a screen shot of google maps and point it out if anyone would like.

From here, I have the review information on my phone. (A lot of thanks to "The Guy"). I walk in confidently, one entrance is a restaurant one is the hotel entrance. I walk into the hotel entrance and there are two dudes manning the desk. I walk by and hit the elevators, following "The Guy's" post and click the 5th floor; despite the signs saying it's on the 6th. Again I am a sheep and opted for the 90m 450k option as per "The Guy". The bloke at the desk will prompt you to do the 120min option. 90 min was enough for me. I am lead down the hall and told to wait. For the noobs who don't know what to expect, up to this point no money has exchanged. I should also point out that I went in the early evening on a Friday, being my last night, I wanted to use the later part of the night to party. The girl came. I don't know what the protocol is usually but that's what happened at this time, maybe other times you get a lineup. There was other girls on at the time as I saw one whilst negotiated the 90min option. As this seems to be a local haunt, not much english goes on. Anyway, I was pretty happy with my girl.

She was about 5'1" or 2" really skinny, decent face, but really sweet nature, nice smile. Pretty flat with A cups and a small ass. Not everyone's cup of tea (including my own probably) but she is a spinner for sure. Despit this; there was something about her and I was more than content with her. Not really a bone of english so that was a bit of a dampener. We still tried to talk or whatever. Her name was Cheng. 23 years old. On to the service. First up is you get nekked then off to the steam room / cubicle. I was a little worried because it was fucking hot as shit and more to that I couldn't see anything and I could hear her leaving and re-entering the room. I had no idea what she was doing (the room looked ready) and of course I'm thinking she's stealing shit (she didn't). She turned down the heat and I relaxed a bit, she still came and went a couple of times.

Anyway, after the small steam room was a shower which joins the steam room in one cubicle / unit thing. I was hoping she'd join me however they stay fully clothed here. Their uniform is a short dress, orange I think. Quick shower onto the tub which she has filled already, she did that whilst I was in the steam room. Get in the tub and she washes you, highlight of this was she gets the conditioner and gives the little bro some nice washing. Its hard for me to articulate in words our great chemistry, the best by far in my short punting career. All of this despite the language barrier. We were trying to learn words in each other's language etc. We asked each others age like five times but it was great. I dunno if it's standard practice or what but she really stroked my ego and my cock gesturing vietnamese cocks are small with her pinky and that she was happy with mine. I am not huge by any stretch, anyway, if she was being fake, it worked, if real, sucks to be Viet. I am ethnically Filipino so I dunno what's going on really. She washed my chest and gave my pecs the thumbs up and "good", that also gave me a bit of a boost. I guess if the girl actually finds you attractive, that can make the session. That or she's a good actress.

After the spa tub wash down and subsequent dry off to the bed for the massage. The massage was pretty good actually. On the flip everytime she walked around she's touch it and sigh in a wanting matter. You feel them up as much as you want, I didn't go for the vag BTW. Then here comes the negotiation: points to dick "massa baby?" (imagine heavy viet accent) At first she wanted 700k!"the Guy's" post says 200k. Anyway, being a noob, nervous, horny, a multitude of other adjectives, I offer 500 and she accepts. This negotiation was a little bit difficult and I had to get the iPhone out to confirm the numbers, I didn't mind showing the phone at this point because I was actually in the room. So yeah, the HJ was great, she knew how to work it, sucked on my nipples for an added bonus. One more standing wash of the goods to finish.

When I was getting changed it took me ages to understand but she actually wanted to give me her number. Got her number and the guy out the front said they finish at 1am. (I was ultra hammered at that time and got my phone stolen anyway, but that's another story). We were just hanging sitting on the table hugging. She couldn't stop rubbing her soft face on my 3 day stubble, she really really digged my beard. So she'd rub her cheeks on my cheek and then kiss my neck and lips (no dfk though). It was so hot. My best experience to date. I gave her a short massage then yeah, had to go.

I walked back down the hall, paid the front guy his 450k and left.

FS never seems to go to plan due to the aforementioned nerves. Anyway, I think I prefer massages with happy endings. I'd really like to try a body slide one day, but they're kinda hard to find and ultra exxy here in Aus.

Noob point: It was pretty difficult to get back, as the taxi drivers wouldn't stop for me, I had to get in when one dropped of people where I was waiting. Otherwise when you try and wave them down, they just wave back. Is there a special protocol when getting a cab in VN? When I told him the street he had no idea. So I said the lake and used land marks to direct me back to the hotel. Keep this in mind.

[Snarf69]

Anyone knows if any working girls in Hanoi has latex or leather outfits?

Also is there anywhere here that you can buy such stuff?

Thanks in advance!

P S My latest experience was the massage joint next to Bao Son hotel. Ok massage and routine handjob for 200k + 200k tips, but not really anything that I would recommend.

[Joffre]

If you want a street full of cut price BJs head for Doc Ngu (west Hanoi, down far end of Doi Can). There must be 6 or 7 places. My regular at number 26 was away so I stopped in at number 62. As I opened the door there was a near naked girl, nice looking, in the reception area. I was ushered through behind the curtain, and she quickly got dressed before joining me behind the curtain and starting to strip again! She exposed her rather splendid but I think remodelled breasts, lowered her panties and rubbed herself against me just long enough to get me hard, and then told me to drop my trousers. I obeyed and lay back. After thoroughly cleaning with a wet wipe, She started a really top BJ, including gripping the head with her lips, as a true artist. She's a good looking girl too, and I was really starting to enjoy, when she stopped and seemed to say time was up! It was like a fairground ride! She tugged the todger a few times to make me come, and then by the time I was standing up, she was already next door rinsing and spitting noisily, and I could hear a bloke grunting and another girl whimpering behind the curtain. No tip was required, I paid the 200 fee and was out on the pavement zipping up my flies less than 10 minutes after stopping in front. You could almost pop in there while waiting for the traffic lights to change!

I think she was called Mai. I'll probably go again, as she's cute, good and cheap, but she won't become a regular.

[Erikb1978]

I can't really advise you of the best time. I'd just say don't get there too early and don't get there too late probably from around 9:30. 10pm onwards. As for supplies, I'd suggest taking your own condoms, the girls are likely to have these, but if you buy your own, then you're sure that they'll fit. Finding condoms supplied by the girls being too small is a common complaint for westerners here.

I think I posted this but it is not showing so maybe not.

Nutz was a bit of a bust tonight got there around 930 and left at 11 tried to tell my taxi I was looking for a girl and he had no clue so I just handed him my hotel card to take me home. Nutz was full of great looking young girls but they were all with someone and the only ones unattached were a couple old ladies in their late 30s early 40s which is not what I am after.

I'm looking for the place I can get the young 18. 20 girls, I don't mind a little adventure just as long as I know what to tell the taxi driver.

[Erikb1978]

I can't really advise you of the best time. I'd just say don't get there too early and don't get there too late probably from around 9:30. 10pm onwards. As for supplies, I'd suggest taking your own condoms, the girls are likely to have these, but if you buy your own, then you're sure that they'll fit. Finding condoms supplied by the girls being too small is a common complaint for westerners here.

Nutz was a bust tonight, got there around 930 and stayed till 11 the only girls that were not there with guys were a couple in their late 30s.

I'm looking for a place to score the 18. 19 year old girls. I know language can be an issue but I don't mind trying some of the other places.