Hong Kong Club Reports

[MrKulo]

Anyone know anything else about the Miami part? One of the girls told me the prices or what you need to purchase. I can't remember the exact prices she told me but she said that the 2nd floor cost more than the first. The HK manager (not sure if he actually was but dressed like one) said they also have a sex show occasionally. Probably like the lesbian show where they drag a guy up? He also said you're allowed to take a look as long as their isn't a secuirty guy standing by the entrance. If that's the case you need to be taking a chica there to enter. Well on Friday night there was a security guy, so I didn't get to see it.

Miami bar is 10 fichas minimum to sit downstairs. And the sex show the manager was referring to, is not a lesbian show. They hire couples who come in and all they do is fuck on the couches for everyone to see. Guys on girls, not lesbian. Personally didn't interest me. The addition sucks. Away from all the girls and the action.

[Dave_Far]

Anyone know anything else about the Miami part? One of the girls told me the prices or what you need to purchase. I can't remember the exact prices she told me but she said that the 2nd floor cost more than the first. The HK manager (not sure if he actually was but dressed like one) said they also have a sex show occasionally. Probably like the lesbian show where they drag a guy up? He also said you're allowed to take a look as long as their isn't a secuirty guy standing by the entrance. If that's the case you need to be taking a chica there to enter. Well on Friday night there was a security guy, so I didn't get to see it.

[Nero X]

Checked out the new Miami (entrance is in HK). Pretty tits. Was told bottle of Champagne (30 fichas) for chica to chill there. WOW.

[Atticusct]

Hong Kong is THE BEST place to go for your hobbying desires. Day and night the place is hopping, especially with Halloween weekend. The costumes were FANTASTICS. At night, make sure you drop $50MEX at the door to save a little on the cover (otherwise it's $5US). Inside, the US:MEX ratio is 1:11, regardless of the markets.

Thursday: Sat upstairs and met my friend's masero (Carlos). This guy got it. Every time a masero came up,"Los siento. Nosotros masero es Carlos." Very easy and Carlos knew not to keep bringing the fichas like crazy. It infuriated the wrong girls, making it easy cull the stock. I ended up with luscious Eva. No kids. 22, tight and about 5'8". And she had that GFE Sexy Librarian thing going on. We had to strike a deal with another masero to get her to sit with us (Fernando) , but it was worth it. I had to wait all night to figure out the right one for my first Tijuana girl and she was it. I could have everything I wanted (minus the greek and BBBJ was not happening). That's OK, I didn't want it anyways. The hour was $1400MEX all said and done, tip for the cum boys and the hour for the hotel. I was up there for about an hour and a half. My buddy thought I got robbed. No knock. No nothing. She rode like a champ and the was a wet spot around me. She said I was my first that night. Total GFE. When I got back down, I was done. I was tired and ready to pass out, she was so relaxing.

So get back upstairs and my buddy is making out with this chick who is FANTASTIC. I bring another girl over, get a few fiches and get a little friendly. I get one hell of a touch and go while she's going crazy. Unfortunately, I wasn't ready for another go arriba so I put her off for maybe tomorrow. Head out and check out the other clubs with nothing to really report.

Friday: Went back to HK. Saw a lot that got my blood boiling. My friend said to hold off to try out Luxor, so. I did! Had front row seats to the show on the back stage. So close I got pulled on stage and had a GREAT TIME. I roll with it and get some ass, pussy and tits in my face. Shaving cream show was fun and so were the dances I got with the fichas. I learned quick. If you don't start getting friendly when I buy you a drink, you can get up and go. After getting all hot and bothered, went to Luxor for a relaxing massagi.

Saturday: Halloween was in full affect. Went to HK during the day and just got fiche dances until it was time go to the border. Was with one girl for a while. Carlos had the fiches coming once every 15 minutes. It was worth it. .

In general, the girls 18-20 were generally a waste of time. No real GFE. 21+ was the right range to be in for some action. There was a chick from Veracruz that was to die for. What I liked about this club was that the selection was primo, the girls weren't super pushy and once you got a great masero you just had to play dumb and be loyal. Super easy equation. Furthermore, excellent cigar collection and decent booze. Drinks were $44MEX for you and $85MEX for the girls. No biggie. When getting fiches, if she wasn't friendly half-way through the drink. NEXT!

Read my other posts on Adelitas and Luxor in the other forums.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Any info on Paulina, tall long legs, lean?

Kenya?

[Guitarrefreak]

If you want to ask in the most polite manner it would be "Me haces sexo oral sin condon?"

Or if you want to ask in a less polite manner it would be "Me chupas sin condon?" or "Me mamas sin condon?"

Or if you want to state what you want instead of questioning."Yo quiero sexo oral sin condon"

I usually start before buying any drinks with "Si vamos arriba, me haces sexo oral sin condon?" This means "If we go upstairs will you do oral sex without condom?"

Any other help with Spanish, please ask.

What would we do without you buddy.

Tonight I had sexo oral sin condon, but in shanghai. I just have more affinity for the Tijuana board, hehehe

[PatmarBeleza1]

Had a great time on Tues with a HK girl, best ass in the club. Still no BBBJ, but 3-4 positions. Did the multiple tip routine (see below). Girl was very pretty and hot. Pleasant surprise is that the very large rack turned out to be all real, as well as a very nice booty.

Barbie, long legged, tall, looking very good.

Judy. 155cm, brown morena, nice booty looking good.

"My tai" pornstar Gianna size real tits, and pretty face, looked good, but talking to some dude all night.

On advice from this board, walked through Chavelas at about 6:30. There were 40 girls in the club, maybe 2 doable, but that is a good option too. AB, as always, a tier down.

[Dcell75]

Going for my first Tijuana experience. How are Tuesday and Wednesday evenings? Based on what I have read looks like I can't go wrong with AB or HK. I think HK sounds like a good spot for a newbie. Any suggestions, tips, ect?

HK isn't so crowded on those days. It tends to fill towards the evening hours but you should be able to get a seat at the stage or booth. Lesbian / shaving cream show starts at 4, 6.9pm and tend to last a hour. There is another lesbian show later in the evening, I believe it's at 11, but by then I'm usually on my way back. You'll want to see the lesbian show!

Beer is $4 and the messero expects a dollar tip.

Ladies drinks are $8.

The girls are $60 but not all of them go upstairs. Make sure you negotiate what you want so you're not disappointed.

The room to take your girl charges $12 for 30 min.

Bring plenty of $1's.

Have a fun and safe trip! Let us know how it went.

[Budbowl55]

Going for my first Tijuana experience. How are Tuesday and Wednesday evenings? Based on what I have read looks like I can't go wrong with AB or HK. I think HK sounds like a good spot for a newbie. Any suggestions, tips, ect?

[Joe Arturo]

OK, how do you ask for BBBJ in Spanish?

Eu falo um pouco Portugeuese. Eu no falo espanol.

I am running 1 for 3 in BBBJ's from HK girls, maybe I don't know how to ask, and I shower up before.

If you want to ask in the most polite manner it would be "Me haces sexo oral sin condon?"

Or if you want to ask in a less polite manner it would be "Me chupas sin condon?" or "Me mamas sin condon?"

Or if you want to state what you want instead of questioning."Yo quiero sexo oral sin condon"

I usually start before buying any drinks with "Si vamos arriba, me haces sexo oral sin condon?" This means "If we go upstairs will you do oral sex without condom?"

Any other help with Spanish, please ask.

[Satyr23]

PatmarBeleza1, Thanks and I loved the shit-fly rant! Those guys are relentless.

[Satyr23]

Thanks for everyone's advice and insight. I really appreciate it.

[Satyr23]

What does this slang mean? Not familiar with it. Thanks.

Completa is a term used in Brazil and means she will do regular sex, BJ, and Anal. Translates to complete in English, as in complete service.

[JPF]

OK, how do you ask for BBBJ in Spanish?

Unless it really is their first day on the job, all the chicas know numbers in English and the words sex and blowjob. For BBBJ you can say blowjob sin condon (without condom) but you don't even have to remember that since "no" is the same in both languages and condon and condom sound the same in a noisy bar. Just say "blowjob no condom" and she'll understand.

[PatmarBeleza1]

OK, how do you ask for BBBJ in Spanish?

Eu falo um pouco Portugeuese. Eu no falo espanol.

I am running 1 for 3 in BBBJ's from HK girls, maybe I don't know how to ask, and I shower up before.

If you can't get a BBBJ in HK you either don't know how to ask in Spanish or you smell really bad. I always ask up front and if they say no, I move on to the next girl.