Sao Paulo Reports

[Eric Cartman]

So, based on some fine posting here, I've been following (from afar) the fine antics and sensual blogging of young Ms Bruninha Brunelli. She looked like a fine specimen of dark-chocolate booty, and her attitude in her writing seemed to suggest a sexual free spirit who was GFE and then some. Needless to say, I was jealously awaiting a trip to Sao Paulo to try her out.

Was up in SP this past week on business, and basically ditched my friends after dinner for a nighttime rendenvouz with BB. Setting the whole thing up was a bit of a hassle. Called and got voicemail. So sent a text (as she suggests on her blog). But got her number wrong for the text (o anonymous recipient, what must ye have thought?). Finally called back on the right number and chatted a bit. Either she's shy, or not used to talking to foreigners, or my accent sucks balls. I'm guessing all 3. Set things up for 10pm. But she insisted that I call back an hour before to confirm. Which lead to me frantically trying to escape from dinner to call her in the alotted time, only to find I was "sem sinal". Leading to a hillarious scene where I called her while in the cab with my friends. Fun times.

Her place is in the Jardins area, in a tall apart / hotel. A bit confusing as her apartment number is 10 floors above the floor it is actually on. As if she's in apartment 5150 (ooh, Van Halen / Hagar reference!) which actually is on the 40th floor. Puzzlement! This lead to a missed first knock on the door and a slightly exasperated phone call where she clearly thought I was mentally challenged. Apparently my fault!

She lives in a modestly appointed 1 bed joint. She's skinnier in person than she looks in her photos. And shyer (more shy) it seems. Wasn't all touchy-feely, a bit reserved at first. We chatted for a bit. She took a shower after I did. Then we headed to the bedroom. She didn't really like to kiss, at least with me, and her BBBJ was, well, uninspired and weak. She was a tip-swabber. That said, her dark bundinha beckoned and she did want to go straight to the A. Gave it a bit of a ride, then a bit of vag. But all in all, it wasn't that great. Her moaning "meo rabo! Meo rabo!" as I prone-boned her bottomhole actually had me concerned LOL. Dropped my swimmers on her mahogany butt cheeks (talk about white on black crime, why did I hear "ebony and ivory" in my head?). R$200 to her and out the door. All in, a bit over an hour. 1 pop. Didn't press for more.

The Cartman, as he gets older, is more of a GFE-er. If I can't get that lovin feeling. DFK, touching, laughing. Coupled with safadinha suck-me-to-the-root, then I'm less interested. If you're the type that just wants to Leon Black her (get all up in the ass, throw some newspapers on the floor, leave a snickers wrapper) than you're probably going to have a better time. And it probably is fair to say there aren't that many girls of same quality in SP for R$200. Dang, my friend ended up meeting 2 working girls at a bar (they came to meet him) , he went to cafe show with them, bought drinks, bottles of champagne, dinner, and then she slept with him "for free" (R$600+ later of expenses).

Back to Rio and the cariocas I love I guess.

http://bruninhabrunelli.********.com...3e2bcfa70765fb

-Cartman

[AltoBomGosto]

Thanks a lot. Will I surrvive there without portuguese? Seen a lot reports regarding unsucessful attempts to get an escort to your room. Its what I would prefer. No positiv experiences at all? Nothing to recommend? Greatful for support.

My buddy,

Normally at RED WAY they have a delivery service, phone 55718334 call Rose, R$ 200,00 for 1 and 1/2 h. In your hotel, plus taxi.

[Pilfers22]

For the rates the charge, they should.

No question about it! Wouldn't be staying there if it wasn't for my work paying for it. Haha!

[Tribute15]

Not sure if this will help anyone, but I just confirmed Tivoli Hotel in Sao Paulo is guest friendly.

For the rates the charge, they should.

[Pilfers22]

Not sure if this will help anyone, but I just confirmed Tivoli Hotel in Sao Paulo is guest friendly.

[Wolfi1508]

My indication for the best cost / benefit is Vani's Way.

It's roomy, rooms are confortable W / Shower and toilet, bed linens new and clean, nice girls, nice attendence from staff.

The best : R$ 100, 00 = 1 h. All included but BBBJ / anal.

Open from 10:00 Am till 10:00 Pm.

Adress :

http://maps.google.com.br/maps?q=rua

+dom+antonio+galvao, +266&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF8&ll=-23. 603996-46. 626449&spn=0. 005211, 0.009645&sll=-23. 605654-46. 626658&layer=see&cbp=13, 320. 68, 0.3. 23&cbll=-23. 604094-46. 62647&hnear=R. +Dom+Ant%C3%B4nio+Galv%C3%A3o, +266+-+Sa%C3%BAde, +S%C3%A3o+Paulo, +04123-040&t=m&z=17&vpsrc=0&panoid=32UPiVY2t5SqIz5WF_MMRw.

Take a cab, it's about 15 minutes from Intercontinental Hotel.

Thanks a lot. Will I surrvive there without portuguese? Seen a lot reports regarding unsucessful attempts to get an escort to your room. Its what I would prefer. No positiv experiences at all? Nothing to recommend? Greatful for support.

[AltoBomGosto]

Today for the third time, after a few frustrating attempts to arrange a rendez-vous with an escort at my place (more in another post) , I went to the RM.

After the very disappointing experience with Paula, I had a decent session with another girl, a small, short dyed hair one, large fake boobs (you cannot miss her) , who tried to get off the BBBJ (without success) , complained that I am too big, that I fuck too long, and that had only one condom with her, but eventually delivered...

Arthur,

I read at Gp Guia, cost is actually R$ 130, 00.

I think you got screwed there.

[AltoBomGosto]

APPLE CLUB.

Av. Professor Arcendino Reis 447.

As Vaní's Way, Red way and Espaço Morumbí are closed Sundays, went to Apple Club.

Some 7 girlas avaliable, went w / Dayse, dark tanned jambo girl, nice, R$ 60, 00 = 1/2h. ; plus R$ 30, 00 tip for complete BBBJ and CIM.

Local is acceptable, but rooms are clumsy, bed linens and towels old, place looks dirty!

[AltoBomGosto]

Hey all you experienced guys ot there, will have my first time in SP soon and would like to benefit on your knowledge and experience. Only will have 1 night there but returning trequently in future. Want to make best out of it but do not speak portugiese. How to find a good GP or where to go? Will stay at Intercontinental. Thanks for all your help and support! Will report back.

My indication for the best cost / benefit is Vani's Way.

It's roomy, rooms are confortable W / Shower and toilet, bed linens new and clean, nice girls, nice attendence from staff.

The best : R$ 100, 00 = 1 h. All included but BBBJ / anal.

Open from 10:00 Am till 10:00 Pm.

Adress : http://maps.google.com.br/maps?q=rua+dom+antonio+galvao, +266&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF8&ll=-23. 603996-46. 626449&spn=0. 005211, 0.009645&sll=-23. 605654-46. 626658&layer=see&cbp=13, 320. 68, 0.3. 23&cbll=-23. 604094-46. 62647&hnear=R. +Dom+Ant%C3%B4nio+Galv%C3%A3o, +266+-+Sa%C3%BAde, +S%C3%A3o+Paulo, +04123-040&t=m&z=17&vpsrc=0&panoid=32UPiVY2t5SqIz5WF_MMRw.

Take a cab, it's about 15 minutes from Intercontinental Hotel.

[Member #4520]

Subject says it all, anyone aware of whether or not Caeasar Business hotel on Paulista is girl friendly? Lotta door men. But short walk to elevator.

[Wolfi1508]

Hey all you experienced guys ot there, will have my first time in SP soon and would like to benefit on your knowledge and experience. Only will have 1 night there but returning trequently in future. Want to make best out of it but do not speak portugiese. How to find a good GP or where to go? Will stay at Intercontinental. Thanks for all your help and support! Will report back.

[AltoBomGosto]

Oi Sangue bom!

Cannot wait to visit that place.

I'm coming soon to visit that new fun place. Samantha Malagueta seems to be show de bola!

Sui Generis,

Oi Sangue Bom,

Add Monica mulata, tall 1, 80 m. ; enormous bunda, must be over 110 cm, to the above list.

Good BBBJ w / CIM R$ 50, 00 tip, explendid!

Never asked but Samantha probably will perform the same way!

Have fun!

[Sui Generis]

About some ten Gp's.

To be mentionated :

SAMANTHA MALAGUETA (ex Fanisex) fantastic jambo baiana. Complete w / anal.

DANI MULATINHA (small mulata, beutifull shape, very charming ). No anal.

VANESSINHA (brunette, blue eyes) petite. No anal.

Good look fellows

Oi Sangue bom!

Cannot wait to visit that place.

I'm coming soon to visit that new fun place. Samantha Malagueta seems to be show de bola!

[Bobo5]

Which strip bar is closest to the Hilton Morumbi.

Thanks

Cafè Gaugain, but it's not worth visiting.

Better option is Cafè Photo.

Enjoy SP.

BB5

[AltoBomGosto]

Here is my first visit to SP clinica. You tell me how it went, as I don't have much of a frame of reference.

Came there on Saturday, around 4 pm. Receptionist didn't speak a word of English and gave me a piece of paper where things were explained: 165M for 1 hour. She then shows me a book with pictures and tells me which ones are available. I'm not too impressed by the book, but think to myself. Why not to see them in person. Before doing so, I asked the receptionist "fez tudo?" (do everything?) , pointing on one girl on the photo. Receptionist tells me."no sexo!". She repeats it to me, but I sense that this is a policy and decide to continue with the process.

So, after 5 minutes wait. 6 girls come out for a quick presentation. Only one, Laura, looks marginally attractive (I. E. Slim body, long legs, young). So, I take 1 hour with Laura and off we go. I don't speak Portuguese and Laura doesn't speak English. But, she immediately inquires whether I want massage or "everything". To which I say "everything". Laura then tells me that I have to pay her 250R. I was a bit disoriented and wasn't sure if this is how it is supposed to be or not. I vaguely remembered from this forum that they try to keep things separate, so that the official payment is done upfront and the rest is paid to the girl. May be I did not remember correctly. So, I ask her, if she does it without condom. She adds another 50R to the bill, to which I say absolutely "no". We then strike a deal for 250R for BBBJ, no anal (for which she indicated I'd have to pay extra).

Laura was ok in bed, nothing sparkling, but not bad. She was reluctant to do repeat banging, but I made it clear to her that 2nd time is a must. What almost killed me was a foul smell from her V. I still remember this vomit-inducing smell.

So, overall. Laura looked hot, but showed mediocre performance. She did give me a massage, but the above-mentioned smell was a scarring experience. Finally, I do have a sense that I've been ripped off, paying 250+150R=400R. Consequently, I recommend to avoid this place, at least based on my limited superficial experience.

Hope this is helpful. Aibolit

Dear Aibolit.

You really has been overbilled.

But not so much!

I hate to go to these clinicas who tell you a lot of bullshit about massage and you have to pay all as extra service.

After all, the good days of the exchange rate USD 1, 00 = R$ 3, 80 are gone and Sampa got a very expensive town.

That's the reason why I prefer a high classed privê, like Espaço Morumbí, Red Way or the new Vaní's Way.

Look at the local forum www.forumsd.com.br For more details.

You are going to pay between R$ 100, 00 and R$ 120, 00 for one hour, all included but anal.

Normally anal add plus R$ 50, 00 and BBBJ, CIM included, R$ 30, 00.

Hope I've helped!