Bucharest

[TheUglyBeast]

Apparently, Bucharest looks like the European kingdom of erotic massage.

The number of official erotic massage salons in the capital of Romania is really challenging anybody else in the old continent.

And besides, despite of Ukraine or Russia, here in Bucharest the erotic massage business is fully legal, so the parlors can advertise their offer openly and police don't bother them if they don't sell real sex (I mean penetration) and if they are supposed to pay taxation.

Here is the ultimate list of around fifty salons in Bucharest:

1. http://www.blondymassage.ro

2. http://www.fevermassage.ro

3. http://www.excessmassage.ro

4. http://www.happyendmassage.ro

5. http://www.monamourmasaj.ro

6. http://www.belladonnamassage.com

7. http://www.masajedelux.ro

8. http://www.confidential.ro/

9. http://www.private-massage.ro/

10. http://www.altezza.ro/

11. http://www.luckylove.ro/en/

12. http://www.royalmassage.ro/

13. http://www.exoticmassage.ro

14. http://www.lechatnoir-massage.ro

15. http://www.dolcemassage.ro/

16. http://www.amsterdamclub.ro/

17. http://www.villadelpecato.ro/

18. http://www.vip-obsession.ro/

19. http://www.wildpussy.ro

20. http://www.sweetpassion.ro/

21. http://www.tao-erotic-massage.ro/

22. http://www.venus-touch.net

23. http://eroticmassagebucharest.net/

24. http://www.artemismasaj.ro/

25. http://www.karmamassage.ro

26. http://www.perfectmassage.ro

27. http://gentlemens-club.ro/

28. http://www.salonsign.ro

29. http://www.shivamasaj.ro/

30. http://www.enirvana.ro/

31. http://www.clubmakeeda.ro/

32. http://www.siam.ro/

33. http://www.hevia.ro/

34. http://www.azalia.ro/

35. http://www.crissmasaj.ro/

36. http://www.calypso-sensual-massage.ro

37. http://www.kingdreams.ro

38. http://www.sweetpassion.ro/

39. http://www.amazoniamasaj.ro/

40. http://www.saloneroticmasaj.ro/

41. http://www.natashaeroticmassage.ro/

42. http://www.charade.ro/

43. http://www.erosmassage.ro/

44. http://www.hotangels.ro/

45. http://www.caressemassage.ro/

46. http://www.luxuryeroticmassage.ro

47. http://masaj-bucharest.ro

But, I have to say, after I visited around twenty salons out of this list in Bucharest, if I compare this scenario to that one of Kiev, the scenario is quite disappointing because:

1) the level of beauty of masseuses in the Romanian parlors is pretty much lower than in Ukraine.

2) the services are inferior in quality.

3) the prices are higher (in the average)

I count only one great exception in all the city, so far. But one, out of twenty, is really nothing.

Good looking girls in Bucharest don't work as masseuses, this is what I was told by many managers of parlors that I visited. They got a serious problem in recruiting stunning young ladies. Only rarely there are exceptions, when some students from small cities, for a while chooses this profession.

Examples: sometimes I was really shocked: In 'hotangels' http://www.hotangels.ro/

(they have 4 salons in Bucharest, but the owner is desperately trying to sell them all) , in 37 Mendelev street, now temporary closed, I found a collection of authentic monsters! Floppy, ugly, unrefined girls.

Altough, the 39! Years old woman who made the massage to me, was really hot and full of passion, and as I closed my eyes pretending to have someone else above me, I was able to have an orgasm in the end. I tried another younger masseuse. 21 why. O, the same story. She was ugly, but with very hot and pleasant approach. So, I can say, in Hotangels, the worst looking girls, but at least very passionate performers. The law of compensation, I guess. If you are able to use the imagination, is your salon.

In 'perfectmassage', http://www.perfectmassage.ro, Magheru street, among all the crew, one masseuse was very pretty so I picked up her, but after she made a quite good half a hour of classic relaxing massage, when she started the erotic part it was awful: a robot machine couldn't be more mechanical then her in the performance. The approach was simply disappointing. No communication skills, no passion, no sensuality at all. I felt to be a piece of meat and not a person. I tried another masseuse, less pretty, hoping to have something more in terms of service. She was even worse. I gave up with them.

In 'karmamassage', http://www.karmamassage.ro, Piata Alba, the same story. Middle-low level of beauty, definitely low level of service, improper high prices: they asked me 300 lei (70 euro!) for an erotic massage. I negotiated till 200 lei, they agreed (also karma salon is for sale, by the way, and I can see why) , but it was another unacceptable experience. Good classic massage, poor, poor erotic performance. You need a Viagra to get a serious erection of your neglected penis.

In 'erosmassage', http://www.erosmassage.ro/, the best and only pretty masseuse was the manager! I insisted till she gave me massage, because I refused any other girl of the salon.

And so on, so on. All the parlors I tried are completely substandard, if you have had already wide and full satisfying experience in Ukraine or in Russia like I had.

The exception in town: only one.

I really enjoyed very much only one salon, where I was brought by a taxi driver who is now my personal assistant in mongering. This no-name parlor, oriental style, is managed by a foreigner guy and that's why probably is much better than the others of the city.

They accept only foreigner customers, the girls told me, as they are ashamed to be known by local people. They work primarily as an erotic chat studio and from time to time as massage parlor.

I didn't meet the owner but I was told by the girls that he is an American. Anyway, they haven't website so far, so I cannot give you the link. Is in the full center of the city, close to Piata Romana.

This salon repay you back for all the bad experiences in Bucharest: good environment, good classic massage, beautiful girls, hot, hot, hot erotic part, even if without sex, unfortunately.

They perform the kiss massage, a kind of body and tongue massage, that make you cry for pleasure. Super! Prices in the average, starting from 200 lei. But one exception doesn't make the rule.

Conclusions: if you have a deeper insight, Bucharest is not really the capital of erotic massage. Kiev or Moscow win all the way.

Bucharest is the best European destination for sex.

[TheUglyBeast]

The first impressive thing when you get into Bucharest as a 'regular monger' (I define regular or standard monger a smart enough fellow who doesn't want to be spoiled by hookers and pimps, although he is ready to pay a reasonable amount of money for having a good service) is to find out how cheap is to have oral, complete and even anal sex with a pretty girl in Romania: from 100 till 300 lei (from 20! To 70 euro) , in the most of the many small or medium brothels in the city and from 350 till 550 lei (from 80 till 120 euro) if we are talking about escort agency

Of course, in Bucharest there are also pretending or real upscale girls who can ask you much more than that, but a regular monger is not interested in that, because it burns like an offense to his intelligence.

Exceptions? Maybe an encounter in a disco or a club of Bucharest with a stunning student or model kind girl who is worth of any money she will ask you, I can give you that.

Honestly, I don't pick up that much also the escort agency of Bucharest, because my very, very elementary point is: why to pay 120 euro if I can pay almost the half in a brothel that I know is really good? And just paying 10 euro extra of taxi expenses, from some brothels you can get the girl into your place, hotel or apartment.

Of course sometimes you can break the rules and call the escorts that are guests in the website http://www.damedelux.com (but always being careful about fake pictures whose the site is plenty of) , and. Although I confirm what I said before about saving money in the brothels. If you compare the prices of the escort agency in Bucharest with the ones in other parts of the world, Romania is the most affordable European destination for sex with good looking young girls.

Look at what happen for example in Ukraine, that in the past was my number one spot, where the escort agency GIA http://gia-escort.com That used to be really a good deal, now has raised the prices till 200 $ per hour. And everything in Kiev became more expensive compared to Bucharest, from renting an apartment or booking a hotel in the center, till buying a dinner in a middle range restaurant. Dasvidanie dragaia!

But coming back to my favorite theme, brothels are definitely the first choice in Bucharest.

Now, the quality of girls working in the brothels of the city embraces a wide range of types, from the middle age ugly fat and floppy woman (worth of the scaring Kubrick's Shining sequence in the bathroom) , till very pretty and sometimes gorgeous looking, young girls.

The secret to find the right brothel? Just doing your homework and call one by one every advertised number about sex and after pay a visit to their place. You will have some frustrating experience of course, meeting sometimes ugly girls in ugly places but your dedication and commitment will lead you to the right trophy in the end of this search, I guarantee you that.

By the way, the website www.anuntul.ro Is the golden mine of the city, in the 'matrimoniale' section of the website, where is written ' ea cauta partener ', click and look all the announcements always fresh.

The only small trouble you may face is in the communication with the girls by telephone, because unfortunately the most of the time they speak only Romanian, but you can just grab an English speaking taxi driver, give him the task to call the brothel, to arrange the meeting and to bring you to their location.

By the way, don't trust so much taxi driver's tips about sex and erotic massage in Bucharest, given the huge number of scammers around the center of the city and choose only cab where is written 1, 39 lei per km.

For an insight in the services of brothels I can say that include sometimes blowjob without condom and sometimes even with CIM (come in mouth) , but unfortunately the mania for safe-sex brought many hookers to the very unpleasant determination to make blowjob with condom.

Personally I avoid these cruel girls all the time. An imperious, fully satisfying blowjob cannot be ever done properly with a condom, isn't true?

Complete protected sex is the routine, but you can get bareback sex with few extra sometimes.

The good news is, if you are an anal-guy (I mean if you fancy sodomize girls) , that many ladies are ready to make anal even without condom with a small extra charge of 50-100 lei. But I really don't recommend the bare anal fucking, as the contact with eventual infected blood is really easy to get inside there.

Fun of sadomaso, mistress, slaves, fetish and similar staff are also welcome in Bucharest, but I am honestly not the a specialist in this area.

About street hookers scenario, I have to say that the mythological area 'boulevard Magheru-Balcescu till Intercontinental Hotel', that in many blogs is indicated as full of lovely streetwalkers looking for customers, is quite disappointing. I found just some full-of crap-drug dreadful woman over there walking by night. No pretty young girls at all. In your best lucky day maybe a cute gipsy girl can be met from the area of mcdonald in magheru till the erotic shop, but be careful when you get home with her, if someone else follow you.

About strip club and similar traps for tourists, just avoid them as much as you can. Just a wasting of your precious time and pocket.

P. S. Soon I will post a fullreport about erotic massage in Bucharest.

Have a fun!

[Skater101]

Hello,.

Intim-masaj. Com website is closed since November.

Phone does not answer. Does anybody know what happened?

[Expat1234]

You can still get play from 50 RON plus (most of the working girls on the road) from Buceresti-Ploesti-Brasov. BBBJ in your vehicle on the side of the road or a parking lot, secluded area. I have driven multiple times along this route and stop at least 1-2 times during a trip. Best times are during the week and during good weather, since the girls stand out along the roadway. Sunday mornings are not good, since sometimes they are waiting for a bus with their family (don't ask how I know!)

[Yiddosthlm]

Why you ve paid? Be tough. You re a tourist; a visitor;

They ll thinking two times untill they re attacking you

Yes I know. But I was drunk I was alone. And at first I refused. But the situation made me feel so unsecure. ; (the diva is in an back alley. So when the gorillan came out of the darlng I paied. I have Bern in many stange situations in life. But st the diva I was really scared. 500 ron is not the Whole world for me. I just want to give info here so no one Else gets in troubble. The Bill may be even more expensive for some one WHO stays longer. I took à few girls from the gypsies the girl stod on the street so I could talk to her and check her out. I payed 400ron for 1 h. The girl was Romanian and 9/10 in the looks. Big Silicon Boobs, BBBJ. Full service, sex With condom, I came twice. I decided early in the evening to get à girl, so before I rent out from My room I put money, passport, iPad and everything sensitiv in the roomsafe! When you talk to the pimps or girls. Don't be shy, they give you à rip off price for start. Just talk and say nono I been here many Times' and I know the process and so on, they always ask you " Hello, first time here" thats standard so they know how much to chargé you. Romania is still good for girls but its à hard bargain and many traps. Coys

[Member #4364]

Why you ve paid? Be tough. You re a tourist; a visitor;

They ll thinking two times untill they re attacking you

[Yiddosthlm]

Intercontinental is a GF hotel. And they do not charge money from the girls. So if the girl wants 20-30 Euros for paying the hotel thats BS.

Pimps are just outside the Hotel. But be carefull, prices is pending between 400ron-1200ron. Its always possible to "deal" the price.

Nightclub DIVA is a ripp off joint. 4-5 girls working. I was in there for like 10 minutes and had to pay 509 ron for 1 stella artois. I first refused. But they had 3 big gorillaz stadning there and said "Pay or die". So I paid.

SW are still operating. Just walk from piata universety up to piata romna. Alot of gypsis.

I tryed to call som escortservice to, but every girl that came to my room was nothiung like the pictures. So I sent them home again. Be hard about who is coming into your room, its not ok to use false pictures.

Dident try any massage parlours. Maby next time.

Prices always go up when you speak english. And when you stay at the more expensive hotels.

Bucharest is a tricy place to be in. Be street smart and don't go to small joints or go in a car with the pimps. Don't ever go by taxi to a girl. You never know what neighbouhood you going to. Its to risky.

Coys.

[El Mujerista]

During a brief visit to Bucharest I had the pleasure of a two-hour session with Ana, a petite and pretty brunette Romanian girl. Her contact information and description of her services can be found on her website at www.anabucharest.com. The pictures there are accurate, though she doesn't show her face. It was a very good meeting and I would happily see her again. Highly recommended.

On a side note, I was also approached by a rather attractive hooker in the Grand Casino at the JW Marriott Hotel. I was not in play at the time so I declined, but it looks like that place might have some potential. You need your passport to get in and have to pay a 20 RON cover, but drinks are free.

Stay horny my friends,
EM

[Hesekiels]

- Some prices quoted are as low as 50 RON. Is this real?

According to my experience I would rather doubt it!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Tomcea]

1. 90% of the ads in anuntul dot ro suppose you to go to their apartment.

2. Somwhere between 50 to 100 RON would be fair, they can also double the price, but as you know, the girls are not retireing from this job, so there is no normal.

3. Run away from anything less than 150 RON; the 50 RON price could be real but is probably for 1 pop and and ugly girl.

4. You are right.

Some questions on getting a girl from anuntul. Ro or.

www.escorte-sexy-bucuresti.com

- Do they normally come to your apartment or you have to go to their place?

- How much is considered a normal price to add if a girl comes to your place?

- Some prices quoted are as low as 50 RON. Is this real?

- Better quality girls start like from 100 RON up. Is this price for one pop or one hour?

- I assume most of the girls advertising do not speak english, so better to have some local help you out to make arrangements or even then prices shoot up when they hear they are dealing with a foreigner?

[floote]

Some questions on getting a girl from anuntul. Ro or www.escorte-sexy-bucuresti.com

- Do they normally come to your apartment or you have to go to their place?

- How much is considered a normal price to add if a girl comes to your place?

- Some prices quoted are as low as 50 RON. Is this real?

- Better quality girls start like from 100 RON up. Is this price for one pop or one hour?

- I assume most of the girls advertising do not speak english, so better to have some local help you out to make arrangements or even then prices shoot up when they hear they are dealing with a foreigner?

[Valerov]

Hello, everyone. I'm visiting bucharest on 3 December and I would like some tips from the experienced guyz.

1. In which part of the city should I mostly hang out?

2. Which hotels do you recommned?

3. Any bars you recommend?

4. Massage with happpy ending. Which one and what is the average price.

5. What is the average price for an in call lady? Full programm of course.

Any other tips, whaatever you think is important

[Valerov]

Hello everyone. I'm visiting Bucharest on 3 December and I want some tips for the city. Hope I get some help.

Here are my questions:

1. In which part of the city should I mostly hang out?

2. Which hotel do you recomend?

3. Do you recomend any bars?

4. Massage with hapy ending? Which one do you recommend and what is the average price?

5. Do you have any advice to give me? As you may have already understand, the trip is exclusively for pleasure.

[Hesekiels]

http://www.confidential.com.ro/en/index.htm

But I couldn't find the prices on the pages. Can someone advice? Is the sex / BBBJ is generally forbidden there by the management or it is just another offer (kind of upgrade) that you have to ask for?

Normally these parlors do not display prices on their webpages. However, the usual rate for a massage, 1 hour with happy ending, is about 200 to 250 RON.

Well, an upgrade to full service at places like Confidential is indeed forbidden and rather unlikely to get. But if you have booked the same girl already let's say three times, she might give you a nice BBBJ for a 50 RON tip (In Confidential I got it twice). Of course not officially, plus you have to promise the girl not to tell it to the management! Good luck and keep us posted about your success!

Cheers!

Hesekiels

[Otari]

Hi what is the standard price for a body massage + happy ending?

Confidential, karma and perfect.

I cannot find it on the their web sites

Perfect massage:

http://www.perfectmassage.ro/index.php

(doesn't work for the moment)

Karama masagge:

http://www.karmamasaj.ro/contact_en.html

Confidential Massage:

http://www.confidential.com.ro/en/index.htm

But I couldn't find the prices on the pages. Can someone advice?

Is the sex / BBBJ is generally forbidden there by the management or it is just another offer (kind of upgrade) that you have to ask for?