Dubai Reports

[Warkworth]

Was in town for a night and since its been a few weeks since I was in Manila thought I'the treat myself to a Filipina. Stayed at Crown Plaza on Sheikh Z, still very green no issues on that front, also you can get Vitamin V from the pharmacy just down the road past McDonalds without any issues.

Headed off to Ratsky to see what was going on, got there a little early at 10pm however it's good because you can grab a table. Sat myself down (best to sit on the upper section) near the Fils, I was at the back so could assess them all. Had a couple of beers to chill, trying not to make too much eye contact until I was sure. Some nice Fils in there but its not Manila but what do you expect! Finally decided on a taller looking one with a decent arse, gave her the wink and the nod. She started smiling and talking to her friend, oh no I thought they are going to try and threesome me. Anyway true to form both come over, start to chat get them a drink and then, yes 'you take us both home' etc. It's not a money thing I just didn't fancy it and I had work to do at 10am. Told her friend nice tits love but I'm a one women girl, that always works and she shot off in a reasonable mood.

Took my girl back to CP, turns out the bra was mostly padding, f*cking hate that, but her arse was small and tidy. Wouldn't take it in the mouth, well that was a first ever for a Fil in all my years, I stopped asking Fils that years ago because they all gobble not like the blacks. I thought right, popped half a Vit V, major sword on and sorted her out for a couple of hours. She was in true pain, I thought it's you own fault love, could of had a BJ and I would have been asleep in 20 minutess! Woke early and went in again despite some protests about soreness, whatever!

Moral of the story, always check what is on offer and for padded bras.

Over all had her for nearly 10 hours at 800 Dirahams, so decent value for Dubai and she did have a tight pussy.

[Mizak]

Great, good to know you picked up a good Chinese, I had decent ones from Seaview but also not so great ones. I also noticed that the number of Fili's has reduced at Seaview (what a shame) , but I also noticed that they don't usually arrive early, best time I found is between 11:30 and 1:00 for Fili's at Seaview.

Not sure, perhaps some residents can comment where now the Fili contigent is in abudance (Jockey's?).

I beleive all Fillis now heading to ratsky karama hotel.

M

[Sir Van Koff]

Astoria had more variety before but then two nigerian ladies had fight with China lady, after that all african ladies were banned. This was couple of months ago. After that there were less mongerers visiting, I heard that filippino ladies were also moving to other places. So it is China ladies who are running the whole show now there?

Guy in the door of the York told me that three nigerian ladies once made problems to customers in the ATM, after that all african except ethiopians were banned from York, that must have been long time ago since I haven't seen any africans than etiopians there for many years.

In Panorama it is most of the time same Nigerian ladies every night, doormen don't let new / unknown girls inside, which is safer but it would be nice to see same new faces sometimes.

Other places if you want to see Nigerian ladies: Tandor bar in Karama hotel, Sea View (many Astoria girls went there) , outside Rattle Snake when it is closing (big chaos) , and of course African bar in Ramee Internation in opposite of York, and Palm Beach African club. Also outside York sometimes, in closing time (interesting to see big fright and many girls running if police car comes near).

Lots of interesting info there Leblon. Yeah, York is Ethiopians only for black. I wasn't looking for blacks (like I mentioned earlier, overdosed on black on my Kenya trips). Your info would be very useful to black afficionados. Be forewarned though "once you go black you cannot go back".

Westcoast1. Yes you're right on the price conversion. There's a lot of oil money to burn in this region. 1000 Dirhams would get me 12 LT's in East Africa (with super hot 20 somethings barely out of college).

More reports on York and Ratsky coming soon.

[Crown Comfort]

By request.

Observation: Few to now Pinas at Marines. Not what I expected. FYI, XX comes from Talien. Treat her well if you ever take her out.

A very good night all in all.

Great, good to know you picked up a good Chinese, I had decent ones from Seaview but also not so great ones. I also noticed that the number of Fili's has reduced at Seaview (what a shame) , but I also noticed that they don't usually arrive early, best time I found is between 11:30 and 1:00 for Fili's at Seaview.

Not sure, perhaps some residents can comment where now the Fili contigent is in abudance (Jockey's?).

[Leblon]

SVK: Excellent descriptions and reports. As a newb to the middle-east threads, do I read the above prices correctly? My currency converter shows to USD shows 1000 Dirhams to be about $270 USD. Is that correct?

That is correct.

Dubai currency dirham is tied to US dollars, so it is always 1 dollar is 3. 67 dirhams.

Which makes 1000 dirhams always be around 270 USD

[Leblon]

the hotel looks like it's from another era. wait, it actually is from another era! don't wait for the doors to slide open (you have to open them yourself). tgit has a well worn looking "american themed" bar. the indian bar manager, barmen and the chinese hookers run the show like a tight knot family owned business. it fells odd to be sitting in a naturally lit bar at noon surrounded by pesky chinese hookers. the music is low and everyone can hear everything that's being discussed. clientele is almost exclusively indian (regulars no doubt) and a couple of arabs who seem very friendly with these regulars. occasional an indian family with kids will have a peek and use the booths to have a meal!

one time a german punter came in and was immediately mobbed by a chinese lady. you could see the embarassment on his face as he finished his drink in record time and skittered away. another time two american sounding brown dudes walk in with their shopping bags only to be mobbed the girls, as they ordered their drinks at the bar. this caused a lot of embarassment to the clueless clowns while the whole bar watched the show. lmao!

cover charge. free when i went in at mid day, and 35 dhs later in the evening. includes a drink.

more reports to come.

great reports sir van koff

astoria had more variety before but then two nigerian ladies had fight with china lady, after that all african ladies were banned. this was couple of months ago. after that there were less mongerers visiting, i heard that filippino ladies were also moving to other places. so it is china ladies who are running the whole show now there?

guy in the door of the york told me that three nigerian ladies once made problems to customers in the atm, after that all african except ethiopians were banned from york, that must have been long time ago since i haven't seen any africans than etiopians there for many years.

in panorama it is most of the time same nigerian ladies every night, doormen don't let new / unknown girls inside, which is safer but it would be nice to see same new faces sometimes.

other places if you want to see nigerian ladies: tandor bar in karama hotel, sea view (many astoria girls went there) , outside rattle snake when it is closing (big chaos) , and of course african bar in ramee internation in opposite of york, and palm beach african club. also outside york sometimes, in closing time (interesting to see big fright and many girls running if police car comes near).

[WestCoast1]

Very few girls actually make any effort to sell themselves to the punters. The ones who do are well past their sell by dates. Was approached by some very do-able MILFS. On my third visit I tried to have a converstation with a very pretty barely 20 girl next door (if you lived in Romania) type. She asked for 1000 LT (very reasonable) and wanted to be paid in advance at the club (no thanks, bye ma'am).

Cover charge. 100 on Friday and Christmas eve. 75 on Christmas day.

PS: All prices quoted are in UAE dirhams and are inclusive of all taxes and levies. Prices do not include transport allowance.

SVK: Excellent descriptions and reports. As a newb to the middle-east threads, do I read the above prices correctly? My currency converter shows to USD shows 1000 Dirhams to be about $270 USD. Is that correct?

[Sir Van Koff]

By request.

Went in early at 10'ish. To get to the club, you have to enter the hotel lobby, walk left to the lifts and exit through the service passage next to the lifts. This brings you to a courtyard with a door leading into a stairway. Outside I found a Nepali guy selling entrance tickets for 50 DHS and an Indian bouncer at the door. Cover charge gets you one drink.

Hung around the bar. A dark dingy place. Very attentive Filipina staff and a decent Filipino cover band. Led Zeppelin, Floyd, Journey, Hendrix. My kinda stuff.

Got approached by Nigerian and Chinese girls. The Nigerians I turned down telling them that I had an overdose of African pussy last month in East Africa. Couple of very good looking Chinese girls who looked Caucasian mixed. I mistook them for upper class Chinese Filipinas you find in the Philippines. A bit disappointed when I didn't find Pinas here. There were some dancing among themselves, and one attached to a white guy.

The monger mix was 60-70% whites and the rest Indians. Few to none Arab looking guys. Laid back atmosphere, great music, girls not very pushy, and attentive staff. This is the place I want to come back to more often.

Left, hit a couple of other clubs (Rockafellas and Stayin Alive) and returned 30 mins before closing when the lights came up. Chatted up a Chinese petite MILF who tried to sell me her shy, young, cute frnd in a lovely black dress and a killer smile (lets call her XX). Tall and slim. They both looked good with the lights on, unlike many other dogs. This observation had them laughing their a%es off. Meanwhile I had a tall, shapely black girl in my sights. My Plan B if required.

They Chinese were pestering me for a 3some, which I politely declined. Took a cab with both of them and paid the cabbie to drop the MILF home after getting off with my new GF at the Ramada. They apparently live close-by because she just aked me to pay 5 Dhs extra to cover her trip.

XX was excellent. Great GFE, lovely to talk to, educated and with a very good english vocab. She stayed with me till 2pm the next day until I made up reasons and had her leave, promising I'd call her. She was thrilled at the 800 I gave her (originall asked for 700).

Observation: Few to now Pinas at Marines. Not what I expected. FYI, XX comes from Talien. Treat her well if you ever take her out.

A very good night all in all.

[Crown Comfort]

More reports to come.

So far a smashing summary of places to avoid. I'm fully with you on your assessments. I hope we can read some success stories as well. Hope you will head to Rattllers or Seaview. Good luck in DXB.

[Sir Van Koff]

the hotel looks like it's from another era. wait, it actually is from another era! don't wait for the doors to slide open (you have to open them yourself). tgit has a well worn looking "american themed" bar. the indian bar manager, barmen and the chinese hookers run the show like a tight knot family owned business. it fells odd to be sitting in a naturally lit bar at noon surrounded by pesky chinese hookers. the music is low and everyone can hear everything that's being discussed. clientele is almost exclusively indian (regulars no doubt) and a couple of arabs who seem very friendly with these regulars. occasional an indian family with kids will have a peek and use the booths to have a meal!

one time a german punter came in and was immediately mobbed by a chinese lady. you could see the embarassment on his face as he finished his drink in record time and skittered away. another time two american sounding brown dudes walk in with their shopping bags only to be mobbed the girls, as they ordered their drinks at the bar. this caused a lot of embarassment to the clueless clowns while the whole bar watched the show. lmao!

cover charge. free when i went in at mid day, and 35 dhs later in the evening. includes a drink.

more reports to come.

[Sir Van Koff]

Similar to Regal but without the class or a decent live band. Working girls here are very rough on the edges. Almost 100% arab clientele, noisy and content bragging among themselves. A few Indians and clueless whites make up the rest. You enter through a blue pussy shaped entrance which I believe represents the actual size of the pussies of the women in this establishment. Tiny bar and cafeteria style seating. Blue lights and techno mix Christmas carols had me leave with a splitting headache. The second time around managed to get an insiders perspective from an old hand (Indian fella). Chatted up an Armenian sportychick and a Romanian bustychick. They wanted 1500 and 2000 LT which seemed reasonable considering their attitude and looks. Both times I left alone.

Cover charge: None before 5pm. 50 later.

PS: There's a back door which leads to a shisha bar. The girls use the back door often to check for punters. Probably as often as the arabs use their back doors.

[Sir Van Koff]

A series of reports from last weekends mongering in Dubai. Was at Ramada Bur Dubai. Very green.

Here goes, part 1.

Rockafellas at Regal:

Packed to the rafters with CIS hookers who think they're gods gift to mankind. About 70 percent are well over their sell by date and out of shape or both. They ask upwards of 1000 for LT. There are a few hot ones to be found, who'd quote crazy prices, ask for money in advance and act like they're gods f'ing gift to mankind. Punters are mostly locals, Indians and Pakistanis (South Asians) with a few whites thrown into the mix. They generally seem content walking around aimlessly, shaking occasional hands with hookers who greet them like old friends (or yesterdays clients?). Their main goal of the arab punter seems to be posing in front of the working girls like they're a bunch of teens looking to pick up chicks. The south asians are more direct, getting into negotiations immediately. The hookers on the other hand hang around in groups discussing important matters and walking very purposefully from here to there and the loo and back, most times totally oblivious to the punters, while chain smoking like they have a death wish. Lessons in marketing and self promotion can be learnt here. NOT!

Very few girls actually make any effort to sell themselves to the punters. The ones who do are well past their sell by dates. Was approached by some very do-able MILFS. On my third visit I tried to have a converstation with a very pretty barely 20 girl next door (if you lived in Romania) type. She asked for 1000 LT (very reasonable) and wanted to be paid in advance at the club (no thanks, bye ma'am).

Cover charge. 100 on Friday and Christmas eve. 75 on Christmas day.

PS: All prices quoted are in UAE dirhams and are inclusive of all taxes and levies. Prices do not include transport allowance.

[Snow1998]

Called a number off the KT and was directed to a place behind trade ctr Road spinneys. Lineup of 4 prc about a 4 or 5 max in looks picked a tallish one, boss money 200 / hr. Rather good BBBJ with miss / doggie and and blow off to finish. All in all an average 5. My problem they pushup their boobs with bras so much that its difficult to tell and actually rather poor. I prefer a nice set 6 or 7 in boobs. Tipped 100.

[Snow1998]

Hi

I was one of the regulars to LUCY place till sep 2011. It was among one of my best experiences.

Previously, they were in Umm ul suqien 1 in a villa and later they moved to an apartment on sheikh zayed. The number (05*159). But now its closed.

I moved to abu dhabi that's why I was not in touch with them. If someone can PM me the new number. I will appreciate that.

Thanks.

MKH

Same here tried Lucy's today number is rejected.

[BionicMan]

When you find one, please let me know too.My wife is bi and interested to play in Dubai.Pinay or EU.Bumz

Get Analyn then.