2003 Pattaya Reports

[Skinless]

JC: As a matter of interest and not to be a bigger asshole than I already am: but do you think the liquid was chlamydia discharge. Lots of Pattaya TGs have it and it is kinda salty. Though many of us like DATY, yet the high infection rates might suggest we should err on the side of caution. Last time I was there, my little Soi 7 bonk was emitting all kinds of strange liquids from her pussy.

[Jaimito Cartero]

someone awhile back was asking about girls who were 'ejaculators' when they came. my favorite girl in pattaya (look under the picture section for kai - orn beer bar) was my first one ever.

now, i love daty, and i had a couple of pillows under her ass so my neck wouldn't cramp up on me too much. after about 30 minutes, she was so into it that i would have a hard time believing she was faking. but what do i know?

she was very wet, but nothing out of the ordinary. all of a sudden, she's shuddering, pressing my head into her pussy, and it feels like she's peeing into my mouth. now i'm not really into receiving rep002s, so i pulled back to check out what was happening. i tasted it, and while it was a tad salty, it wasn't [CodeWord109].

i kept diving in, and got another 4 or 5 waves of large amounts of liquid out of her. the first pillow under her was quite soaked. i asked her about it, and she said that it happened with her sometimes.

it was strange with her, because the next day i also ate her out, but that time she seemed much more aroused, and i really thought she was going to kill me with her legs wrapped around my head. she was screaming that time, but no mass amounts of liquid.

this girl had the best personality, and easiest to get along with of any girl i've met in thailand. i'm a really big guy, and when you sit down next to a girl, and her eyes go bug-eyed, and you can tell she's afraid of you, its disheartening sometimes.

this girls just seemed to love big guys, and it's always nice to be loved, right?

[Mongering1]

SexR,
Thank you. Now I can sleep a bit easier. I hope to be bringing a cherry boy with me and a soapie is mandatory!
Bud

[SexReview]

mongering1,

Is 6 days ago up to date enough? As of then it was business as always at the soapies in Pattaya. The number of girls seemed to be about the same too. So as far as the soapies in Pattaya, the cut down doesn't seemed to have hit them. Have fun in three weeks hope everything is the same then.

Sexreview

[Mongering1]

Traveler,
I will be there in less than 3 weeks. Can you check out the big soapies and see if they are business as usual. I haven't heard any first hand knowlege in a while.
Bud

[Ljohnson]

To Traveler:

Thank you for the excellent report. Way to make the best of what could have been an unpleasant situation!

Enjoy!

LJ

[The Traveler]

So Traveler is back in the Land of smiles.

This time I did two things I never did before. Rented a room beforehand and also agreed to meet a girl that I met on Yahoo chat. She claimed to be a student - wonder what she is studying, life, farangs ? - anyway, we exchanged photos and numbers and agreed to meet in Pattaya.
For all those guys who think it is a good idea to pick chics via the net, forget about it. I got hundreds of pics send to me, but only very few look close to good. Saw only 3 cute ones. Oy is one of those three. She kept sending me SMS and shortly arrived in Pattaya after me.
First we went out that night, had to do some serious shopping, needed some equipment like comdoms and KY. Had some food, played pool just to know each other and finally went back home.

We had a very nice shower together with a small handjob, went to bed and started to have great sex. She likes it hard and deep and so I did, but suddenly I saw something on the sheets.
"Specially for Tap, the series from my last trip continued." Her period which was overdue started due to the hard ramming. So I stopped immediately and we both took a shower.

The big Traveler wanted to stop, but the small one wasn't satisfied at that point of time. She immediately gave me a blow job which was quite good , but not good enough to get rid of the bad seeds. So I've told her that there are other ways to finish off. She suddenly realized that I was talking about greek style. She first denied, cause she did it once when drunk and it was hurting her. But Traveler had done his shopping and was fully equipped, told her to relax, which was hard for her at first. Was going very soft on her, did not rush her and finally, she started to like it.

From that day on we do only greek style - she still got her period - and nice BBBJ in combination with some kind of an oily. All my Nivea milk is already gone, after just 2 days.

Got to go to BKK tomorrow. She will come along, but I will come back alone. Keep you informed on my oncoming encouters.

BTW, Pattaya is still very calm compared to christmas time. Lots of chicks and less farangs. Second road still under construction and traffic still a prob, like always.

If anybody has a special request, let me know. I will try to get the info if possible.

Over and out.

[Opebo]

Joe Zopp,

I couldn't agree more about lube being a great thing to bring along. For commited barebackers like me its a must. Sure, most of the time the girls are very wet, but on the rare occasion one isn't, one definitely wants to avoid abrasions. Also, by always having a tube of K-Y along, I'm prepared in case I'm lucky enough to find my favorite - a three-holer. I have only ever found one girl in Thailand who could manage the back door with just saliva as a lube, so now I try to always come prepared.

[Ljohnson]

Hey, guys:

The Thai girls are, as a group, the sweetest and most resilient (in more ways than one) ladies on the planet. I have found that if they displease me for any reason, getting angry is never the right reaction. I have had to be firm, but I've never had to raise my voice or get rough. It's just not worth it. We're supposed to be having a good time, right? I once had one ask for more money than we had agreed on. We went back and forth and I kept telling her we had a firm agreement and I would not pay more. I gave her the amount I knew we had agreed on, and I gave her an appropriate tip (a bit generous.) I gave her a little extra tip to help her save face and, let's face it guys, we're not talking about great sums of cash. Our disagreement amounted to around 20 USD and she had shown me a GREAT time.

I love these girls and they will love you if you keep things positive and upbeat, while still being firm and not letting them take undue advantage. But I'll let them get by with a little; after all, they let me get by with a lot, don't they?

Make it fun. We are not competing with them. We are enjoyng them.

Just my thoughts, for what it's worth.

LJ

[SexReview]

No need to repost the same things again so enough to say I agree with Joe Zop post about how to treat the girls and lube being a needed part of your travel kit. One thing we need to remember is even if the girls lie to us and try to cheat us, we don't have to the same, just more on to the next one.

[Joe Zop]

a couple of things. first, amen to jaimito's comment about just kicking them out -- what's so hard about that? just say, ok, you go right now. especially in pattaya, where you can't walk across the street without finding someone else, just get her on the road and avoid upcoming hassles. i've absolutely never had to get physical with any woman to get what i want, in thailand or anywhere else. prostitute or not, that's disrespectful bullshit at the very least least, and [CodeWord123] at worst. if she doesn't want to put out, then just put her out. that's no different from firing any vendor who doesn't come through.

second, a girl without id is always potential trouble, especially a freelancer. that's how you get drugged, ripped off, in disagreements, etc.

finally, surely i'm not the only monger who makes lube a standard part of his travelling kit! a small bottle of astroglide is what, two bucks? i just put it near the bed with the condoms, and apply liberally as needed. (you'd be surprised by the happy reactions of some tgs when they figure out what it's for.) if it's too tight to get in comfortably, apply some damn lube. small wonder this girl wasn't up for round two.

[Jaimito Cartero]

joe,

i'd say you made a number of moderate errors and one huge one in your post.

honestly, it sounds like you raped her. i wasn't in the room, but holding her arms down when she was slapping you doesn't seem like consent to me.

they may be working girls, but if they don't want to do something, kick them the hell out. i had a couple of girls in bangkok who promised to "smoke" long time, and didn't deliver. i didn't force my dick down their throats, but just kicked them out.

unless they're your girlfriend, once you make a deal, get the hell out of there. no dinner, no drinks.

there are plenty of really nice girls in the beer bars for 600-1000 lt.

[Bill]

atta boy Joe Smuff,
hold your ground! Don't let these beeyatches roll you over like a meek little wimp. If only more mongers were like you, we wouldn't have this problem in the first place. Great job.

[Rugger 123]

Hi guys,

Can anyone tell me of the action scene at Bangkok Airport?

Cheers

[Joe Smuff]

Hi fellow-pussy-hunters ;-)

Have just returned from another memorable trip to Pattaya - 6 mostly fun-filled days in the sun. As promised to all who gave me tips before the trip here's my report.

Things didn't get off to the best of starts. The 2 plus hour ride from the airport to Pattaya seemed to take forever - man I wish they'd organise a short haul plane service especially as I didn't arrive till 10pm. After checking into the Roof Garden Inn (650B/night) I washed up and headed into the fun part of town for some chow and to check things out. I hadn't been there in years and it was great to see fewer tourists about - I knew that before arriving - yep the pussy to gringo ratio in the beer bars and on the street was something to savour...

Day 1 (actually Night 1)
It was Saturday night in full swing and I did the rounds of the Soi 8 beer bars before heading to walking street a little after midnite. The place was pumping and eventually I made my way to Marine disco to see if I could pick up a freelancer (why pay bar fines when you can get away with it?). It was like nothing had changed in 5 years - wall to wall pussy and ogling farangs. After one lap of the place I made eye contact with a very cute very very petite 5" babe (ie. a little short but just my type) with a tight little butt in a very short black seethrough fishnet dress (no, I'm not making that up) with a clearly visible g-string. I didn't need a second invitation.

Turns out she likes 'big man' (I'm 6'2"). When she told me her name was Sin I laughed and asked if she also had a 666 tattoed someplace on her (took me 5 minutes to explain that). After a little small talk she asks me how much I pay for 'boom-boom'. I said 1000B LT - she says she never goes for less than 1500B - I haggle her down to 1250B (we all need to do our bit to keep prices reasonable!). Turns out she's just arrived from Cambodia and looking to make some fast cash so she can go to cooking school (gotta give her marks for originality?? lol). Anyway, she then proceeds to bleed me for 500B in drinks and a meal outside and eventually my patience runs out - I pick her up and put her into a passing taxi-van and head back to the hotel.

Turns out she has no ID and the clerk starts making a fuss- but she has a mouth on her and just to shut her up he lets her in. She showers and things are going fine until she starts playing with my funstick. First she refuses to blow me saying she's not like thai girls?? then she starts to make a fuss about the size of my schlong - at maximum warp its about average in size but apparently that's a whole lot bigger than your regular cambodian number, giirth-wise anyway. I am not that easily dissuaded and I put on a rubber and straddle her on the bed, spread her legs and ease my knob in. She starts to make a fuss in cambodian (i presume) but she's damn tight so i go slow, but I can't seem to get more than halfway in. I get fed up with this and flip her over and enter her again. She then starts to slap at me - so I think if she likes it rough that's what I'll give her. I grab her wrists and pin down her arms and pump her tight little twat as hard as i can - all that stress from the long flight etc just unwinds into her. I get my shaft all the way in but the grip of her little pussy is still vicelike. This and the sight of that gorgeous slender body rippling under me are too much and pretty soon I blew my load and collapse on her.

I get up and get myself a Carlseberg ($1.50 can u believe that in a hotel minibar!?!) and kick back in bed to watch tv. I bar up after a while and pull the sheet of Sin for round #2. She is asleep and so after putting on another rubber I ease in the head of my shaft - she wakes up with a bit of a start and jumps out of bed with the sheet. Says she "no more boom-boom" for her. I remind her that she's on a LT deal and she tries to argue with me that we've already banged. I tell her I am paying her for a night of LT not a single shag. She says she wants to leave and has the cheek to ask for 1250B. I give her 500B as the price for ST and remind her that she'd already squeezed another 500B earlier. Its a crime to waste an erection when you've got a nice receptacle at hand but part of me is glad to be rid of her. I enjoyed her tight pussy and body but feel a bit irritated. It's 3am and I can't be bothered going out to look for a replacement so I call it a night and hope that the rest of the week picks up.

Didn't think it would take me this long to report on Day 1. Rest of the report to follow next weekend.

Cheers,

J