Pattaya Reports

[Franco Cozzo]

Third time to Thailand (in the last year) , first time to Pattaya. I have enjoyed Bangkok on all three occassions, however. After only a few hours here I think I've been converted. Of course, I do reserve the right to change back depending on the rest of my trip.

500THB beach road girl, ST: face 7. 5 (very cute, unlike most ladies I saw on my brief walk) , body 6. 5, service 8. 5+. I am not usually a fan of ST, but for that price vs. BJ bar to start this part of my trip off, I thought "why not?" Again, I might have been converted to ST fan. She has said she has a friend who is also OK with photos, and they like to "lick lick pussy".500THB each. 1000THB if I also want to do anal.

I'm staying at Penthouse (which I was a little wary of after reports on various Thai forums). I think I like it. I was only going to stay tonight and move on to Jasmine, though I might extend my stay here instead. The stripper pole and pron playing in the background really enhance the experience (a few minor qualms, but overall I'm content. If the 'Penthouse' forum member wants to discuss these, I am sure you can work out who I am from the info provided so far). Again: reserving the right to change my mind, depending on how I feel at checkout.

I will post reports and pictures of my endevours when time permits.

[TomJackin]

I went to Pump Station a few days ago. I did not buy a drink and when I got upstairs girl says 870B for BJ. I think it is a rip off.

Please post a trip report on the Pump Station. That way some of us can really tell if if you have been there or just posting bullshit as you usual do. Tell us about the upstairs bar. Etc. Have you really been there? Trip reports, what a fucking concept!

[Luvpuss]

Going to Pattaya in March and my flight gets into BKK about midnight. Is there really any benefit to taxi in that late or should I find a cheap room near the airport and grab a taxi the next morning?

I would not do either. I would get a cab to Suk and an inexpensive hotel. You can start your mongering trip with a bang in BKK, then go to Pats the next day.

[Luvpuss]

pattaya blow job bars.

in preparation for my pat trip i am collecting a list of bjb to visit and report on. current list is as follows but there must be more. please come with suggestions to add. pm or quote.

golden girls in soi 13/2, 650 baht.

pump station.

[CodeWord900].

bliss lounge

i went to pump station a few days ago. i did not buy a drink and when i got upstairs girl says 870b for bj. i think it is a rip off.

[Chill Out]

@bunky: hilarious!

@Lugalzaggizi, next time use your money to invest in a long, much-needed psychotherapy. I haven't seen so much negative drivel in a long time.

[Rjsss212]

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[Nixonbd]

WTF. Same flights I took last year (Delta and Korean Air) for $1400 is NOW $2300 for same dates in September!

[Redfield10]

Indubitably, old man. Indubitably.

A gentleman of your fine breeding who has come such a long way is well offended to find himself the cynosure of opprobium from a succession of declasse strumpets. As we say down at the yacht basin, some things simply are not done.

By the way, I was at Insomnia that night and managed to snap a photo of Mr. Lugalzaggizi.

I always think that anyone such as him who is "constantly" having problems with Thai girl attitudes wherever they go need only to look into the mirror to discover the root of the problem.

[Bunky]

I immediately got on the offensive with her friend by telling her that her attitude was horrific and that she was utterly bereft of manners. She might not have understood my English vocabulary, but she certainly was able to discern that I was conveying disapprobation for her crassness and selfishness in thwarting the sociosexual liaison between myself and her friend.

Indubitably, old man. Indubitably.

A gentleman of your fine breeding who has come such a long way is well offended to find himself the cynosure of opprobium from a succession of declasse strumpets. As we say down at the yacht basin, some things simply are not done.

By the way, I was at Insomnia that night and managed to snap a photo of Mr. Lugalzaggizi.

[Bunky]

Are you writing about the Soi 6 in Central Pattaya, or is this in South Pattaya? Also, can you give the cross streets to make it easier to find?

The former.

Beach Road on the west and Second Road on the east.

Bunky

[Bunky]

Three and a half hours from touchdown to Pattaya is an extra super long overestimate by any stretch.

Mr. Enternational's hour-and-a-half trip from touchdown to Pattaya has to be a world record! Wow! I wish I had his travel karma.

Seems like I'm always stuck in row 38 of whatever jumbo jet flies me into BKK. And after eight to ten hours in the air, the folks ahead of me move slowly indeed getting off. Out in the concourse I do my best to get ahead of them by the time we reach passport control. But invariably there is a family with children or a couple of senior citizens blocking the moving sidewalk, and they are oblivious to my attempts to get by. And when I reach the immigration checkpoint I have the uncanny ability to choose the slowest possible lane. I swear this past trip ahead of me in line there were three Taliban, two international men of mystery and an alimentary canal drug smuggler.

Of course with nearly 300 people on the flight, there are lots of bags to unload. How is it that mine always come off last? After clearing customs it takes awhile to find my taxi driver in the crowd of people competing for the attention of arriving passengers. My last trip I planned to call while waiting to get my entry stamp to tell the driver she could pick me up at the curb. But the POS cell phone I bought off The Bay of E didn't work. Once we finally got together we had to hoof it out to the farthest reaches of the parking lot to get in the car. Out on the road my driver kept up a nice pace, but she was far from the fastest. And when we stopped for cold drinks at the 7-11 the place was jammed.

So it's really not that hard to spend three hours or even more getting from your landing runway to Pattaya via prearranged taxi. But I never ever mind because that drive marks the end of the long journey from my home base to the coolest vacation spot on Earth.

Bunky

[MilesToGo]

What time does the last bus leave the airport for Pattaya?

http://www.belltravelservice.com/routes_rates.php#

Last bus leaving airport 6pm.

200 B. Dropped off at your hotel. Total time about 2hrs

[Cayec]

1. Stayed in Soi 11 close to Soi LK metro which is full of bars etc and equidistant to Walking St and Soi 6. Use the baht buses if you don't want to walk 15 minutes.

2. Quality of all bars and clubs extremely variable from night to night. My favorites were Peppermint in Walking and Office in LK metro. Soi 6 is more short time. We went into one bar and we were not allowed to stay.

3. Massage parlours all over. All offering as far as I could see HE, most with BBBJ and some with FS (I would suspect all if the rooms were private). The massage is not always good.

4. Soapy massage down at Soi 2 and in Soi 10 (I think). I had three. All enjoyable. B1, 800 plus tip.

5. In the 7 days bar fined 3. The hostess from peppermint in mid 30's by far the best; the 20 yo stunner with no tits from submarine the worst. B2, 000. B3, 000 LT.

6. HJ while sat in Office. B500 tip.

7. About 10 other massages. Cost B300 plus tip.

8. Only looked on Beach Road. Lots on offer to suit every taste.

9. Vast amounts of lady boys. I saw one absolutely beautiful specimen on soi 6 but that is not my scene.

10. On walking St Baccara very good but places like Alcatraz nothing special.

11. Best bet is the normal bars where you can see someone that attracts.

[Sangkid]

Taking a bus is also a great option. They leave once an hour from the airport for an awesome approximate 150 bht. You get there within an hour and a half. Air-conditioned with reserved seats. Room for luggage below. Similar to our greyhound busses in the states. Head down by Exit or Door #8, far left as you face out of the airport and you can buy a ticket at their service desk.

What time does the last bus leave the airport for Pattaya?

[Vbman]

That's what I was hoping for, but I'm not sure I want to average 140 km on an autobahn after midnight, much less the road to Pattaya, LOL. Three hours works fine for me. Last time I was in Thailand it took me that long to get to Nana from the airport.

Taking a bus is also a great option. They leave once an hour from the airport for an awesome approximate 150 bht. You get there within an hour and a half. Air-conditioned with reserved seats. Room for luggage below. Similar to our greyhound busses in the states. Head down by Exit or Door #8, far left as you face out of the airport and you can buy a ticket at their service desk.