Managua

[TomJackin]

Bar Azul:

Headed out on Saturday afternoon to find this place. Silvio found it without much difficultly. Big blue wall, can't miss the place. Walked in the place and it was packed, but not in a good way. The place was packed wall-to-wall with machachos! And it was like all talk stopped and all eyes were on the dumb ass blond Gringo that decided to stroll in their bar. Silvio went and talked to a buddy and got the scoop on the place, while I found the only chair available, which was up against the wall, which suited me just fine.

Scanning the place, I only spotted two not so good looking Nicas. Silvio returned and reported that there were 6 to 8 girls that worked there, but most were in the rooms getting fucked. My thought was,"OMG, these girls are getting drilled one after another, and many of these machachos are just drinking and waiting for their turn. I did not get any prices, but it could not be that much. Maybe I just picked a bad day and time to check out the place. Either way, when Silvio returned, I told him that I thought it was best to move on; he quickly agreed.

Bar Piro:

This bar was formally called Bar Gloria. After asking a few people on the street, Silvio found this place. As soon as I walked in, I liked the place. Small place with good music playing on the jukebox. We were the only customers in the place and this is where I met the "Sweetie." She sat down and joined us for a drink, and then more customers started coming in. She said there were 6 girls that worked there. It was C$300 for 30minutes ($13 US) /C$600 for an hour.

More customers stated coming in and because of my Bar Azul experience, I was not about to let the Sweetie out of my site. I told her,"Baby, you are going to drink with us until the cows come home!" No, I was in no fucking mood for sharing. She drank and played at the table for a couple of hours and then I took her to the room for an hour. Side note: There are 3 rooms on site, two small, and one big. We waited for the bigger room to open up. Also, out of the 6 girls, I thought at least 3 were pretty enough to take to the room, but don't go by my standards.

Chaman Disco:

Decided to check out the non-pro scene on Saturday night. This was a really nice place, but packed. It was not ladies night, which I heard was a really good night to go there. It seemed like it was more of a machachos night, because they doubled the girls in the place. We tried to beat the crowd and went upstairs to the VIP section. I did my best to buy some drinks, but was shot down on each try. Then reality set in! I'm old, my Spanish sucks, and there is no use to continue this shit; get back to the putas where I truly belong. Pablo stayed and I grabbed a cab and headed to Good Time, where I played with the Belize gal's ass for a couple of hours; I was beyond doubt at home.

The last day. The good, the bad, and the fucking ugly!

The Good:

Because of a previous cancellation (the bad) , I had Silvio call up the Sweetie from Bar Piro. Within an hour she was on the way to the hotel. She showed up looking hotter than the day before. She did not play the clock, we just hung out, drank, and then played for a couple of hours in the room. It was the best session I had the entire trip.

The Bad:

I spent quite a bit of time in Good Time with the Belize gal. And she was suppose to come over and spend the day with me. We called her several times, but we were told she had a bad headache and was sleeping a lot. Fuck! I wanted to play with that dark ass so much, but things were not working out. I even called her at midnight, but she said she could not come over, but would meet me at the airport the next day. And I asked her,"For what? To wave my dumb ass goodbye? Kiss my hairy ass!" So if you run into the Belize gal in Good Time, feel free to slap her ass around with love form the Californian dude.

The Fucking Ugly:

On Saturday, Pablo and I had a double date set up with a couple of girls from Club Cueto. We were supposed to take to them to party in Granada, but it turned out they couldn't get off work. But they called on Sunday, at the same time that the Sweetie was on her way over to the hotel. So I told Pablo that we could take them at a later time, after the Sweetie left. So we picked them up around 6:30 and headed to Granada, after a pit stop to pick up some adult beverages.

It was a blind date on my part, but the girl was nice and warmed up to me quickly. We drank, did some kissing and feeling all the way to Granada. Once in Granada, we all had a nice dinner and I was buying shots, as usual, because I wanted them as loose as possible. On the way back, it was game the fuck on! Pablo was getting head while he was driving. I was being straddled in the back seat with the girls tits slapping me in the face; it was a hot drive back; until.

Pablo's girl asked him to stop by a bar that was in a bad part of town for whatever reason and he refused. He did not want to risk my safety or his own. The girls' attitudes changed within seconds. Pablo was no longer getting his dick sucked, and my girl stopped slapping her tits in my face. WTF Johnny? At this point, I got pissed and told Pablo to pull over and throw these skanks to the curb; which he did. What a waste of time and money they were. But it seems like Managua was like that; a complete hit or miss throughout the 4 days. A picture of them is attached. If you see them, slap them, and then run like hell!

On a good note:

I had the pleasure of meeting up with World Traveler 69 and Bayboy; both world class mongers. But I did not meet them until the day before I left and I wish I had more time to spend with them to pick their brains. Oh well, another time, another chance to share stories down the road!

Final thoughts:

Overall it was a good experience. I love romping through new countries and getting a taste of the women and culture. Managua was not one stop shopping for sure, because everything was so spread out. I felt fortunate that I had guides and drivers the entire trip. Would I return? At this point, I really see no reason to return. There are so many other places on my bucket list, and my life is getting shorter by the minute.

[Iguana Six]

Details, pictures, prices, addresses. This one has got it all, Tomjackin.

[Ready Ru]

Your last report was a blast. Thanks for the photos. We want more of them! I decided to go back to Honduras last month but I am scheduled to be in Managua 02/15-02/21.

[TomJackin]

i've been wanting to pull the trigger on managua for a couple of years now, and finally had the urge and nerve to check out the place. special shout out to the ever helpful john gault; dude is full of knowledge and was very helpful as usual.

hotel. with john's recommendation, i stayed at hotel yolaina. the hotel was clean and safe. the rooms had wi-fi, flat screens, and comfy beds. no matter what time i woke up, the cook would either cook me breakfast or lunch. and a couple of times, she made me dinner; no extra charge for the meals. the guy that operates the place is named pablo; one hell of a nice guy. when pablo wasn't driving me around to all the naughty places, his buddy silvio was; another one hell of a nice guy. as a first timer in the country, i felt quite comfortable hanging with these two gentlemen. i highly recommend the place. pm me if you want pablo's contact information.

money exchange. silvio knew where the street money folks hung out, i was getting c$23 to 1 us and never had any issues with the bills.

got picked up at the airport from pablo around 10pm on thursday, and once we reached the hotel, he asked if i wanted to rest; hell no, i can rest when i return to the states, let's roll.

fenix.

this was our first spot and pablo warned me it was a getto place, and that made me happy. there were about 15 girls. 2-3 were hotties, but they all seemed to be in the relax mood, laying around on the couches and so forth, and none of them even smiled. after about 30 minutes, i looked around and one girl had a big smile for this old gringo; i called her over.

she was a bigger girl from honduras and wearing a tight dress. very touchy and full of personality; i liked her. i nicknamed her miss layers. the prices were c$300. $13us for 30 minutes and ladies drinks were c$50. a little over 2 us bucks. being already in the "wtf" mode, i decided to splurge and spend $13 hard earned dollars. the room was something out of a tarantino film; pictures below. there was a shower, but no handles to turn on the damn water.

i noticed as miss layers was peeling off her dress, layers and layers of flesh were being revealed. i quickly turned out the light and said a tim tebow prayer. i kept on the bathroom light, just for safety sake. like in case i got engulfed in one of the layers. she gave a nice blowjob to get the blood flowing. once i did locate her snatch, under a layer, go figure, i went to town on miss layers. the bed had mirrors above and around, but i was too damn scared to look in them. she actually turned out to be a great fuck. i got her phone number and left. i really felt bad because i knew she would need my help to get her back into that dress. but i figured it would take damn near 30 minutes to do so, and i had other places to go.

good time.

walked in there after fenix and was pleasantly surprised. there was a butt load of women with quite a few hotties in the mix. many were quite aggressive; unlike the dead fucks at fenix, and many were half naked; bingo! there is one good size stage, and the girls enter the stage by sliding down a fire pole from upstairs. two girls latched on to me and we got us a stage side couch. one girl, who was quite skinny, but pretty started dry humping me right from the get go. the problem was, when she was bouncing, all i felt were bones digging into me. i sent her packing after one drink, and yes, i have some bruises to prove that boney ass.

the other girl i really liked, she spoke english and was very playful and passionate. a dark skin girl with a fine ass. i asked her how she learned english and she explained that she was from belize. my first thought was, 'damn, are there any nicas in these clubs?" but then my second thought was,"does it really matter?" there was no more thinking from that point forward. prices were c$700. 30us for 30 minutes and ladies drinks were c$120. a little over $5 us. we just hung out and played on the couch for a couple of hours. she turned out to be a nice playmate.

caribbean morena.

started out friday evening at this spot. there was about 7 to 8 women, mostly big, and some dark. with a couple of "you'll do" in a pinch in the bunch. started talking to one of the dark girls with a pretty face, but the body needed some serious maintenance, and she also spoke english. i asked her where she was from and she gave me the "duh" look and said she was from the caribbean. how in the fuck was i suppose to know the club imported caribbean women in order to match the name of the place? the prices were c$600. 30 minutes, c$1200. for 1 hour. we had one drink and moved on.

spa sobell.

next stop was this place called spa sobell. it is a hair salon in the front part of this house, but after you past through the salon, there was a bar and lounge in the back half. there was about 7 to 8 women, all which i thought were hot. i couldn't keep my eyes off on one hottie in particular. she was hot in every way that i like, sweet, pretty, playful, and touchy. but then i heard the prices, c$2000 or $80 for an hour, massage included. my mind was hard pressed and i just knew if i passed up this girl, i would regret it for the rest of my short-termed life. we bargained a bit and agreed on c$1750, around $75 us.

two things that i did not know about this girl before we entered the room, were her powerful hands and wicked fine ass. there was one point when she was massaging my back where i thought she was digging in to massage my lungs as well; she did not miss a single muscle. she told me that she did not have any children, but i did not believe her until she hopped up and rode me like a champ; very tight indeed. overall it was a great session and i felt it was well worth the money. i was relaxed as hell when i left that place.

club cueto.

this place is next to good time and i wanted to check it out. i have not read anything good about the place, which meant i had to go to see for myself. it was all locals and my gringo ass in the place. there was about 20 women, and there were a few hotties in the mix. two came over and sat with pablo and me. mine was pretty and seemed nice, but starting hounding me for a drink, which i did not feel the need to but her one. lady, at least touch my dick, give me a kiss, or do anything to earn that privilege for me to buy you a drink; nada.

after the fourth time she asked me, i turned to pablo and asked him,"how do you say take a fucking hike in spanish?" he told me and i guess that she overheard him and she quickly left the table. then i was approached over and over again from women that wanted to keep me company, yeah right, it was more like they wanted drinks. the prices were c$700. $30 us for 30 minutes, and c$100 for ladies drinks. i did not partake in either. i headed across the street to good time and partied for a while with the belize gal.

to be continued.

[World Travel 69]

La Vida en Rosa, del Bar Pilin. 5 blocks north, ½ block East, around the corner from Salvadoreño I. 15+ Chicas. 6 rooms. Price: C$200 half hour. Hours: Noon to 12am.

The price is right. Friendly people. My buddy Bayboy paid for 1/2 hour, but she was so good, he added another 1/2 hour.

[World Travel 69]

Silvo was driving us around in the day time checking places out. There were three of us. We were near Carretera Masaya, when we spoted two chicas sitting and waiting. We made offer they could not refuse. So, to a Love Motel near by. One was willing to have a sixsome. But I and Silvo decided not to. It is a nice place at Semaforos Hospital Militar 125 vrs. Al sur. Tel: 2264-2422, Cell: 8958-3242.

Room Price is C$250. For two hours.

I assume this is a car only situation? If you don't have one then you must do this with a taxi?

Great info!

[TomJackin]

New or Not?

Spa Sobell, Hotel Mansion, Teodolinda 1 see. Al Norte. 6+ Chicas. Prices: Massage US$27. Sex US$80-100. Not cheap, but some nice looking chicas. Tel: 2222-3534, Cell: 8754-6048. Hours: Monday to Saturday 8am to 11pm, Sunday 10am to 5pm.

In the front it is a Beauty Salon. The bar is in the back.

This place was one of my highlights of the trip. Yes, it was pricey, but the girl was fucking hot. Here is a picture of the hottest ass in Managua from Spa Sobell!

[TomJackin]

Well Sunday afternoon at around 3pm there were only 3 chicas. Two were doable, but we were just starting to check the places out.

$C50 to get in, which gets you a beer. We bought the two better looking chicas a drink. Small coffee in a fancy glass, $C50 each. They drank them fast and wanted another, but moved on instead.

We will try again tonight; Monday later and dinner.

If you want to join us call the Hotel Yolania, ask for Pablo. 011 505 895 010 67. He will tell us.

Hey dude, You beat me to it; trip report if and when I recover. Meanwhile, here are a couple of pics of the excellent rooms at Fenix!

[World Travel 69]

New or Not?

Spa Sobell, Hotel Mansion, Teodolinda 1 see. Al Norte. 6+ Chicas. Prices: Massage US$27. Sex US$80-100. Not cheap, but some nice looking chicas. Tel: 2222-3534, Cell: 8754-6048. Hours: Monday to Saturday 8am to 11pm, Sunday 10am to 5pm.

In the front it is a Beauty Salon. The bar is in the back.

[World Travel 69]

Well Sunday afternoon at around 3pm there were only 3 chicas. Two were doable, but we were just starting to check the places out.

$C50 to get in, which gets you a beer. We bought the two better looking chicas a drink. Small coffee in a fancy glass, $C50 each. They drank them fast and wanted another, but moved on instead.

We will try again tonight; Monday later and dinner.

If you want to join us call the Hotel Yolania, ask for Pablo. 011 505 895 010 67. He will tell us.

I am arriving on Sunday. Is it worth it to visit GT and Fenix on Sunday? Is casino a good place to pick some pro or non-pro? Is so, which one?

Thanks for the help.

[TomJackin]

Dove in and sampled three of the ladies, two with pretty mechanical service, but a 19 year old named Martela, who's a bit on the heavy side, rode cowboy with all her might. Going rate was 300 C across the board. Who knows, maybe I was overpaying, but it seemed well within reason to me.

Dude, you were paying about 13 US dollars per session, so I don't think you were over paying. I had my first session there Thursday night, and it was fun and comical to say the least. About the best 13 bucks I've spent in a long time.

[Akatl]

I am arriving on Sunday. Is it worth it to visit GT and Fenix on Sunday? Is casino a good place to pick some pro or non-pro? Is so, which one?

Thanks for the help.

[MayaBona]

First timer in Nicaragua. Thanks to the board, I knew about Fenix and hit it up the last two evenings. Selection wasn't all that great either time, but they weren't all worn out grannies. Still, no real stunners as I'd hoped, mostly 5's and below with a couple of 6's. Dove in and sampled three of the ladies, two with pretty mechanical service, but a 19 year old named Martela, who's a bit on the heavy side, rode cowboy with all her might. Going rate was 300 C across the board. Who knows, maybe I was overpaying, but it seemed well within reason to me. Personally, I don't fancy haggling over a dollar or two with a girl who'll be smoking my pole in five minutes.

[Enperadore]

Granada sadly only has three motels, Los Faroles, Jasmine and the other one I can not remember. Los faroles is the nicer one and rooms run about less than 200 with AC, I never been to jasmine but it is outside the city on the road to nandaime. The third one is inside granada and the most accessible since its down the street from city hall past the gran francia hotel and rooms are so so, nothing great and rates about the same as los faroles. I really have not been to a granada motel in over 3 years since I bring the girls to my place, been lucky so far as to not have anything stolen.

I assume that 'the faroles' is the name of the motel. Thats what I need to know cause I don't like bringing chicas back to my room. Something always gets stolen.

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One time in Rio de Janairo I brought a chica back to my room, and after she was in the bathroom for a long time, I looked in. She was stealing my toothpaste, brush, shaver and anything else she could find in the bathroom. I said No Mas.

[BayBoy]

In managua that is the case although in granada walking is perfectly safe and then taking a taxi with the girl to the nearest motel or back to your hotel. The faroles is located just outside granada next to the hospital japon and its pretty decent. There is also one about 4 blocks down from la alcaldia (city hall) but it closes early as far as I seen plus everyone sees you going in and out since there are a lot of homes next to it.

I assume that 'the faroles' is the name of the motel. Thats what I need to know cause I don't like bringing chicas back to my room. Something always gets stolen.

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One time in Rio de Janairo I brought a chica back to my room, and after she was in the bathroom for a long time, I looked in. She was stealing my toothpaste, brush, shaver and anything else she could find in the bathroom. I said No Mas.