2003 Archived Reports

[Member #1050]

SPOILED IN TIJUANA AT AB.

Something I thought I would never say, "No, I don't want anal". My anal provider was begging me to fuck her in the ass this weekend, she even lowered the price to an unheard level. Mind you this girl has a delicious round ass, and big firm tits.But, I had made the extra trip to find my new pleasure a gorgeous model 10 at AB. I wanted to save my load for her.

True and behold , my new sex toy did not work the weekend, So I headed for the alley to find some young beauties. had three of them, and was fully satisfied.

Tijuana Guru

[Gekko]

jaymez858

erika was in the alley. she has strong asian features, with dark black hair. she has small breast, speaks a little english. the sgs are just to get off on. i don't consider them all that good, or that much fun. i force fun into the experience. i'd go with her again. still working on getting to know one well enough to see if she'll allow me to go further, and to have more fun.

there was another erika standing on the other side that we had seen and talked to earlier. i had gone back looking for her but never saw her the rest of the night.

80hr for an sg, i think, is too much unless that includes the room. if it does, then its about fair. if not, i'd rather have an ab girl for the 80 which you can get. if they're chargin 20 for 20min, then 60hr is the base and you should be able to bring it down from there.

darenesq

sorry i missed your call. it was a pleasure hanging with you. you got my #, you got my email address, let me know when you're back and we'll do it again. maybe we can share a room this time. i'm stunning when i'm naked, huh?

just so you gents don't get the wrong idea, here's the short story. when we both took the sgs up, flaviola and jasmine, we had seperate rooms. darenesq and flaviola had finished, changed and were walking down the hall. flaviola started talking to jasmine and lifted the curtain up to our room. i didn't know she could do that from the hall. those windows are just holes in the wall. something you mongers need to be aware of. anyway, she was calling el tigre (me), and saying el tigre is catito meeooowwww. as she lifted the curtain i was standing up in my bare, naked elegance, in full view for her and darenesq to view.

luvlatinas

yo dude. missed ya.

mr speed

let's hook up here in l.a. and plan a trip down.

mr vee

looking forward to your report. email it to me, you know its all good. hehehhee when will you be going down again?

it's going to awhile before i go down again. taking a break and heading to hawaii for vacation. keep in touch. you guys got my email and phone number.

take care boys!!

[Double]

Hostess Clubs,

Does anyone know of any hostess clubs that are not in the zona rosa? Also, would like to know what Madonna's is like if anyone has had a recent experience there.

Thanks in advance.

[Clicker619]

Gekko,

You mentioned an SG named Erika. Can you tell me more about her? I met an Erika near Hotel Hacienda. I was wondering what type of service you got and for how long. She wanted 80/hour from me.

Was this the same Erika? If you exit AB and turn right, she was right at the next block. I ended up going with Arracel.

[Darenesq]

Ok, here is my first "post" TJ report.

Went down this past weekend with Gekko (your the best man!), and since he has already detailed our arrival, I'll detail my first impression.

TJ has allot to offer in terms of quality and variety. One might assume -given the photo posted on this board- that the ladies are of average quality (I know it's all a matterof taste), but to my glee, there were some real quality lookers, ... 9s maybe 10s.

I took the tour provided by Gekko in stride and wanted to see the full picture before diving in. We toured the alley and hit all if not most of the clubs. Finally, while in AB later in the eve, ... this looker (I think here name was Denise (7.5)) began to grind her ass on me while dancing to the musica and gave some really really good vibes. To this, ... Gekko provided the best advise, ... "if she is fun here, ... likely to be fun upstairs." Took the sdvise and guess what, ... she was awsome! Did a bit of a strip tease, bj, cow-girl, mish and boy did she know how to work those hips. Lotts of necking too. She is about 5'6, 130lbs, long curly hair, and a bit exotic looking.

Next, we went to see if CC had picked up as it was slow earlier in the evening. Saw some really nice lookers, but, ... the vibe in this club does not compare to AB. The girls here seem to be more difficult to approach and I even noticed that some girls are quite selective about whom they will take up. Honestly, ... did not observe any quality distinction -as opposed to AB- which could justify this apparent reality.

Guess what, went back the following day to TJ with some more CA friends. Went back to AB and took another girl named Claudia up. I was short on time and since she looked so hot (5''7, 105lbs, fair skin, beautiful) chose her as a trophy experience. Did not expect much from her but to my surprise, she was not bad at all. BJ, mish and finished doggie at her request. She got really low on the bed and put her ass right up where I could take care of business. Nice.

Before leaving, hit CC just to see what was hapening before depature. Saw this fine looking chica with asian features. She was too occupied for me when Gekko and I tried to approach her the night before. Forgot her name, but she is about 5'4, 115 lbs, fair skin, and looks very asian. Can't miss her. The short of it is this, ... this girl is bad news, cold, just lays there, and even has the nerve to ask you to finish up 15 minutes into the session. Man have I learned a good lesson! To wit, pay attention to the vibes that a girl gives, ... if she is cold downstairs, that is what you'll likely get upstairs.

TJ seemed very safe, but then I am from the "big city" hence I always keep my eyes open. I'd always reccomed caution, even on Park Avenue. And, respect for the gente.

Bye for now.

[poppabear]

So Cal Surfer

There are some chicas with visas.

They would have to know you well before having a US date.

I know of some that have gone on dates to Vegas. I don't know how much they got paid. I read of one guy who took his favorita to Vegas to see her favorite Latin singer and didn't pay her, but paid for the trip.

PB

[SoCalLans]

I've run into the cops twice now in three visits over the last month. Both time on the SAME corner (Constituition one block or so up from the alley).

First time, I got away no dinero. Second time, the cop hit me up regarding my prescription (legit). Sweated me and ended up getting $20 after calling on the radio, etc. Last thing I need is a delay in a TJ clink.

Anyway it is discouraging and a definite detraction from an otherwise good experience.

Visited AB and SWs. Both are hit and miss, but definitely better than US experiences. BUT, AB girls look great, but often don't deliver. Can't complain about looks, though!

The SW experience was good. Good value, but have had one good, and one just okay. Hotels are nice and clean, and the girls are almost as good as AB pros. Question is how do you weed out the best?

Starting to notice regulars. Just tired of getting hit up and getting the sh!t scared outta me. Day time / night time doesn't make a difference.

Daytime is better for Azteca, though. Got a very good firm and attentive massage from "Nancy."

Any suggestions on how I can better handle getting jammed up by the opportunistic policia?

Thanks, all.

[Double]

TJ trip,

Went down to TJ after not doing so for about 3 years. My first stop was Noir Black I believe it was called. This place reminded me of the Old Bambi club. There were way too many transvestites in the club for my taste. After drinking my drink I walked a block down to a club on the same side of the street. There was no cover so I went in to check it out. It was okay. I saw a good looking chick and had the waiter bring her over. She spoke good english, so I asked her to do a private dance right off. She was a trip in the back. She talked about how her p**** was good, and how she licked to have her clit rubbed. She gave a high milage dance, but was not my cup of tea. The second girl was a rip off. She pretended as if she did not know it was okay to take her clothes off during the song. I just got up and took her over to the attendant and had him explain it to her and left.

I left the club and stopped at an atm, it despensed the money in pesos, well duh!, 300 pesos is not much money. I decided against getting any more pesos.

I grabbed a cab and went down to Adelitas, it was packed. Lot's of good lookers. Too many people to get around well. I am going to have to go off peak so I can sit down and better selection and visibility.

Took a walk down the alley and around and ran into an SG. She looked to be 15. I talked to her for about 20 mins, and decided to pass. I did not feel real comfortable with her looking so young. She insisted that she was 19. TJ can be a tricky place. I say if it does not sit right, next.

Found another SG, she actually grabbed me by the arm as I passed and slowed to check her out. She insisted on going to the room. I mean she really insisted. I thought maybe she had a slow day. I bit, and she took me. She was no fire cracker. She laid on the bed and said "you fuckie now". It was really that simple. I was not in the mood to coach after the stripper experience.

I came out and checked out a few more spots, some of which I will go back to investigate further. Felt like a newbie going down for the first time.

[Phil #1]

There's a very pretty SG in the alley named Gabriela. Around 19 and she works days. I thought someone else must have seen her or gone with her because she looks so cute and is petite but not skinny. On Labor Day around 1 pm paid $30 for her "sin ropa", no clothes, for 20 minutes missionary style. No cleaning guy to tip. Room was $5. She didn't act like she was into the sex but that's to be expected of many SGs anyway. But she makes up for it with that great face and body and nice conversation with the little Spanish I know.

[Sun Devil]

So Cal Surfer:

I don't think it is possible to bring a Mexican chick into the US without any immmigration papers. Most Mexican women working in TJ would probably love to move into the US but unfortunately do not have the paperwork to do so. The only thing that you can do is probably smuggle one in.

[WhiteGuyNY]

FlapJacK


I also met Sergeant Rodriguez, I was not playing attention and got the money switch on my at Peanuts. He said that the police was going to come and take a report and shit like that. The police never came, I was upset because I was there for a couple of days prior to scam. The waiters did buy me and my friends a round of drinks though.

I believe that you tell everyone that you have no money until you need to spend money. The best bet is always carry only $20, if you get drunk and stupid, they can only take a 20 from you.

[Gekko]

Here we are, another trip report. Getting a bunch a guys to do anything always tends to fall apart at the seems. And, this is exactly what happened with this group. So fast that I almost thought I would be the only one. However, Darenesq came through in the pinch. No hard feelings guys, just let me know when you're ready and I'll be sure to hold your hands, go with the buddy system, and single file please.

Hit TJ about 3:30pm. Decided to check into the hotel first. Stayed at HOTEL PARIS on 5th and Revolucion. Nice chica working the desk. She's worth going back for when not too much other dudes hanging around trying to hit her up. The hotel impressed me. It was clean. Bathroom and shower was clean. Ample towels in case you brought back some company. It had air conditioning, tv, and hot water. When I finally decided to sack, what a relief. Turned the AC on, showered with hot water, and watched a little TV before hitting the sack. Definitely worth staying there again. All that for $38.00. There was a $10 room key deposit which I got back when checking out. When I checked in, I went up to the room, dropped some stuff off and gave the key back to the clerk. Everything was fine when I got back. No worries mate.

I'm not much on massages, but kept reading how good those massages are at AZTEC. Darenesq was going to get one. I figured what the heck might as well check out what all the hoopla was about. For $20, not a bad purchase just to check it out. Had to wait about 15 min. We were checking the Chicas out. They weren't bad. Finally got called, drop the $20. I was asked if I wanted to shower before or after. Not sure what was better but drew from my experience at the MPs. "Before, please". This was nice since it was a hot day and we walked across the border. I was feeling all sticky. Took the shower, wrapped myself up and went back into the room. Lupe came in introducing herself. Mi nombre es (Mr Gekko). Layed down on my tummy. She began the massage by spreading warm oil over my leg. It felt good already. Starting the actual massage was even better. I was enjoying this tremendously. That was a thick layer of oil she layed down. Had to take another shower. Took all my clothes with me. Changed into them after the shower. Went back to the room to tip her. Opened the door and there was already another customer getting a massage by a another girl. Man, wished I had her giving me the massage. I walked out there feeling like a new man ready for our night of adventure. If you've never had this, check it out. If you think what a bunch of spoiled cabbage this, you are depriving yourself.

Walked over to the alley giving Darenesq the tour. Checked out CC, Mermaids, Hong Kong, Miami, Las Chevelas, Tropical and AB. Started out with SG Erika. She's got the asian look in her face and just had to have her. She didn't rush me and could almost do anything I wanted except kissing. Nice girl.

Each place we went to wasn't bad. There was probably something in each but nothing enough to want me to want. Everything for me was in AB. I talked to the famous Gloria. She wouldn't budge at 60. That was fine but I told her later for sure. My regular was there early tonight. Had to take her up. Came back later for Gloria but she had gone for the night. Oh well, next time.

After, took another stroll. Came with the same conclusion still. AB. Went to the alley. I've been trying to talk to Jasmine but her friend, Flaviola, kept saying she went up to the room. Finally caught her on the street. I took Jasmine while Darenesq took Flaviola. Since this was my third, I tried hard not to go too hard. But, if I';m going to get off, it's gotta be. She didn't complain much but she didn't look happy either. And again, I asked for sin ropa and she agreed. Up in the room, that wasn't too be. And again, I didn't let it bother me, just have fun. I'm gonna have to teach her a lesson next time though.

Until then.

[So Cal Surfer]

HI All,

Been lurkin for awhile and appreciate all the good info.

Question to the group, has anyone brought a tj chica back to the states for a day or two of fun? Something like San Diego, or maybe Vegas.

Thanks in Advance.
SCS

[Gekko]

mr speed,

how can we recognize you in ab? you still going? we'll be there. got 5 mongers from the board who will be there. give me your stats, baby.

[Strangelove]

Where is Chevas?

Or are you meaning Las Chavelas?