Hong Kong Club Reports

[Dcell75]

There is no doubt that Roxanna has a great set of twins, and body to boot. But she can be a real bi+++ for the most part. She wants 80 to go to the hotel, yet she complains that she has no customers; duh. Then there are reports that she is as cold as a fish when she is in the room. I have no personal knowledge, just what I have heard.

Do you have any in site of her in the room? If so, please share.

I have gone with her a couple of times and she always asks for $60 but I've been talking to her for months at the club and I guess she feels somewhat comfortable with me. She's not the greatest in the sack and can be pretty cold and stiff but she's loosened up every time I've been with her. She does not give BBBJ but, allows DATY and the last time I was with her I was able to stick her little blue vibrator up her, although not deep. Last time I went upstairs with her was about 4 months ago and she even offered to give me a ride to the border as she was leaving to go home. I haven't been there in 4 months and when I did see her Wednesday, she wanted to stay in contact with me, asking for my phone number, and gave me her email so I could add her on facebook. Maybe she has to stay nice to me because I am the only one that'll bang her and come back for seconds. LOL

[TomJackin]

Sat at stage 1 and started my routine of drinking, tipping, and feeling some TNA. As I'm watching the dancer, one of my favorites, Roxanna comes over and bumps me in the head with her tits. I buy her a drink and play with her twins.

There is no doubt that Roxanna has a great set of twins, and body to boot. But she can be a real bi+++ for the most part. She wants 80 to go to the hotel, yet she complains that she has no customers; duh. Then there are reports that she is as cold as a fish when she is in the room. I have no personal knowledge, just what I have heard.

Do you have any in site of her in the room? If so, please share.

[Dcell75]

After a 4 month absence, I decided it was time to return to Tijuana. Stayed at the Travel Lodge at the border, $25 per night. Parked at the $5 pre pay parking lot at 5:30pm and headed straight down to HK. On my way over in the taxi, I saw some policia at the corner of Tropical blocking the street. I don't know what happened and I didn't ask.

Arrived at HK and it was good to see a couple of my favorites and a lot of new faces. Place was pretty slow to what I'm used to seeing. The seats at stage #1 were completely empty. Sat at stage 1 and started my routine of drinking, tipping, and feeling some TNA. As I'm watching the dancer, one of my favorites, Roxanna comes over and bumps me in the head with her tits. I buy her a drink and play with her twins.

The lez shaving cream show started at 6:30 featuring Roxanna and a pretty little blonde, Tiffany. Show was great! I can't believe I've missed this in 4 months!

As the show ends, I take a look around and I see Raynata wiggling her ass at me and smiles. She walks over and says something to me in spanish. I have no clue on what she says and I respond back with no intiendo. She leans over and gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She had a pretty little chica following her everywhere. Maybe she's orientating a new chica? I wanted to ask, but figured with my spanish skills it would be no use. Anyways ended up buying her a drink and playing with her twins while her friend just sat and watched.

Later decided I wanted to have a smoke so I went outside. I was told there is no smoking in all of the clubs in the zona. As I was smoking, I walked over to see if my SG was still working. As I turn the corner, I see her and she see's me. Gives me this big grin and it's off to the room. She has gained some pounds since I've seen her last. But hey, she still looks good to me, sweet as can be, and it still was good to bang her.

Returned to HK and the lez shaving cream show started at 10:30 with 2 so-so dark haired chicas. Sat at the stage, had another beer, then decided to head home. Can't wait to return in 2 weeks!

[VelvetX]

Went from adelitas to hks after me and my crew had 1 each at Adelitas.

Went into hks (2 my friends 1st time to have their mind blown apart entering the world of the zona norte) and was kinda disappointed.

Typical hk's littered with hotties everywhere. But with a lot of attitude.

Tipped lots of girls, had drinks with a few, but lacking so much chemistry. And with the Adelitas girls being just as hot (surprisingly) and with out the attitude (astonishing) , we were ready to go back to adelitas.

Then, we took one last stroll and found the brunette curly haired light skinned hotty on the third floor doing shaving cream show with a dildo. We sat there for like an hour, dildoing her (is that a word?) til she let us do some fingerbangin.

On the way out, I tipped this puerto rican chic, real thick, real curvy, actually natural, dark skin, dark curly hair, wearing daisy duke cutoffs, white bikini top with puerto rican flag and the most amazin skin ever.

We were on way out. So I couldn't sample other than tippin her for five minutes, then swearing I'd come back for her. Went to adelitas and forgot all about her until now.

So ill be back for her soon.

[Nexus1]

Went to valentines day yesterday. At first I stopped by adelitas just to see if I could find diana from last year. Couldn't find her and nobody really there that I really liked. So I went to Hong kong and I was able find Azul so I had to get her. She always makes me work so I was glad to see her. However she seemed a little distracted and when I asked her about it, she said that she had another appointment. Anyways it was still pretty good. Paid $70 for her and $15 for the room.

Around 930p I dehydrated and I was able to find another one of my favorites. Nina. I came up to her and gave me a hug. She tried talking to me in spanish and I tried talking to her in english but we didn't understand each other. All I could understand was that she was back home at montery rey. Anyways paid another $70 for her and $15 for the room.

Was ready for round 3 around midnight. I couldn't find azul or nina. So I went with this other girl named maribel. She was about in her 30s. At first I thought her hair was brown but it was actually red and long. She's about 5'5 and had D tits. It was $60 for her and $15 for the room.

This was a great valentines. Can't wait for the next time but my passport is going to expire and I just renewed it today. So itll be sometime before I go back.

[Nexus1]

Also had fun with Azul (or Azulita). Not really into kissing, but still fun in the booth. Fun conversationalist as well, if you speak Spanish.

I'm glad azul is still there. I haven't seen her in a while. I hope she's there on valentines.

[TMojoMan]

Had dates with 2 HK girls yesterday. Both were fun in their own way.

Sandy stands about 5ft 4in with long wavy dark hair. She is a spinner with really good implants that put her at a firm 32B, and she has such a happy smile that it is impossible not to like her. Recommend.

At the moment, though, I am just about in love with Deila (pronounced DAY-lah). Met her when she was dancing on the bar in the back section. When she finished I invited her for a drink. She was just back to Tijuana from 15 days visiting family back home. She is about 5ft 5in. She has full, bouncy 34C boobs, short straight dark hair, and fair skin. Her lap dance in the private booth was well worth the price of admission, and I am pretty sure she gave me more than 30 minutes upstairs. I think it was because she did not interrupt the amazing oral sex I was giving her, but I could be exaggerating my own prowess.

I will look for her again, though.

[TomJackin]

1st down. I had great intentions for this past Friday. I intended to make up for ditching my regular HK girl for the "floater," but I did not call on Thursday evening to confirm anything. So much to my surprise, she was not working, dammit. 2nd down.

I pulled out my mental HK bucket list, and sure enough, the "Amazon" was on it. The "Amazon" must be one of the biggest girls in the Zona, but not by fat standards, by just being a tall and a well built woman. Her bar name is Azul, and I already forgot her real name. I had Freddy fetch her and bring her over. She wanted 70us and we were just into peso negotiations, and I had a good lead on things, and suddenly, one of the floor managers came by and grabbed her for some VIP room activities. Dammit. 3rd down.

I spotted Sharon, the bodybuilder, so I sent Freddy to fetch and retrieve her. She has been damn near at the top of my HK bucket list for quite a while. I think that she has one of the finest asses in North America, but that's my opinion. Freddy brings over her drink and it looks like a refreshing plastic cup of ice water? She confirmed that it was refreshing plastic cup of ice water. I looked at Freddy and said,"Wait a damn minute, did I just give you 8 dollars for a cup of fucking water?" He just smiled and walked away. I told Sharon to at least humor me and have a glass of juice, and anything else of value for christ's sake!

As she was enjoying her refreshing cup of ice water, I went into the negotiation mode. She flat out wanted a 100us for 30 minutes in the room. I told her that she did not quite understand and I explained my fantasy with her. I told her all she had to do was implant that beautiful ass on my face and at the same time jack me off. I was totally working the negotiations; so I thought. She said, OK, and it would be 800 pesos. I was working from the 400 mark and I was losing ground big time; the girl is sharp. She came down to 700 pesos, but then said I could not beso her pussy. Oh hell no; what kind of a game plan is that? She finished her delicious water and moved on. I still think she is a sweetheart, but she does set the game rules. Dammit. 4th down!

Hell, it seemed like 4th and 30 to go. I was about to punt and head out to the alley while I was in complete despair. Then it happened, one of my ladies that was near the top of the bucket list, rounded the corner with a big ever welcoming smile. She had been UA for the past couple of months, and she just returned to work today. No negotiations were required because we were both more than ready. I guess some things happen for a reason, or it could be just a damn flute.

After spending a couple of hours with my favorite at Caesar's restaurant, I felt the need to have a screwdriver and check out some evening ass at HK. I looked at the top of the stairs by the front entrance, and I spotted Sally Field's Hispanic sister. But when Sally was younger and was somewhat hot. I've been watching the girl for well over a year, but she is always busy because she is always lively and seems fun to be around. So I walked up the stairs and said,"I've been stalking you for over a year; have a drink with me." She laughed and said,"Let's go." Her real name is Brenda and she is a hoot to talk to and hang out with. She drinks extremely slow and even drank some of mine for time to time. Her English is better than mine. It was a nice way to end the night. Added to the HK bucket list for sure.

[Phordphan]

Plus, when they charge half-off, they pay the girl half-off. I got a half-off lap dance with a girl once and when we finished, the guy in charge of the dance booths gave her the money for her cut, and she was pissed. I had to explain to her the half-off thing

This is low. Lower than whale shit.

These f*ckers who run the bar make money faster than they can count it.

In order to get some asses into the seats they offer a half-off coupon, which is good business. Get 'them in the door and they'll spend more money on other stuff. But then to stiff the poor girl, just so they don't have to "lose" a couple of pesos? What a bunch of shitheads.

I know I'll never use one of those coupons.

[TMojoMan]

TomJackin's recent report has put Candy on my list. Today's mission is to find her. Arrived after 8pm Friday. Can't find my 2 faves. Oh well. Girls come and go.

Beds in Cascadas are not very comfortable. Bought my own sheets yesterday. The ones on the bed weren't cotton, and I really prefer cotton. But I can survive. Getting earplugs today to make sure I won't be awakened by cleaning staff and their walkie-talkies as the roam the hallways.

Had a great time last night with a fun girl named Perla. Great tits. Beautiful eyes. Very expressive face. Short with a little bit of belly (much less than me, though, LOL). Fun in the booth, but not really into kissing. Only a little bit.

Also had fun with Azul (or Azulita). Not really into kissing, but still fun in the booth. Fun conversationalist as well, if you speak Spanish.

Had a great time Friday with a girl named Camilla. Also great tits. Lots of fun. Long straight hair, very tall. Braces on her teeth.

[TMojoMan]

With VIP card, I believe you can have unlimited half off lap dance. In hotel cascada, if you pay 30 minutes, you get 15 minutes free. So total 45 min with 15 dollar or 180 pesos. If you stay hotel overnight, you get 20% off. That mean on weekend you pay only 44 dollars or 528 pesos out of 55 dollars. Also everytime you get 1st drink free within 24 hour period.

It's not unlimited half-off lap dances. I tried that. Just like the first drink free every 24 hours, it's half-off the first lap dance every 24 hours.

Plus, when they charge half-off, they pay the girl half-off. I got a half-off lap dance with a girl once and when we finished, the guy in charge of the dance booths gave her the money for her cut, and she was pissed. I had to explain to her the half-off thing, and then I said the reason I like the half-off is because then I can tip the girl the rest of the money and the house doesn't get a cut. She seemed happy at that.

I don't know why I felt compelled to calm her down and make her less angry. I guess I hadn't yet decided if I was going arriba with her and I didn't want her angry with me until I figured it out. I didn't go arriba with her, though. She went through 3 ficha drinks in under 10 minutes while we were talking and I was trying to decide if I was into her. I saw the money hemorrhaging out of my pocket and I cut her off. So she left. She was about 19, so customer service wasn't really part of her thinking.

[Duke Of Pussy]

With VIP card, I believe you can have unlimited half off lap dance. In hotel cascada, if you pay 30 minutes, you get 15 minutes free. So total 45 min with 15 dollar or 180 pesos. If you stay hotel overnight, you get 20% off. That mean on weekend you pay only 44 dollars or 528 pesos out of 55 dollars. Also everytime you get 1st drink free within 24 hour period.

Nope. Card benefits can only be used once a day for each. I have tried otherwise without success.

[Don Smith 10]

By the way, when I said you only get half off the first lap dance, I meant the first lap dance of that day. You can use that discount once per day.

With VIP card, I believe you can have unlimited half off lap dance. In hotel cascada, if you pay 30 minutes, you get 15 minutes free. So total 45 min with 15 dollar or 180 pesos. If you stay hotel overnight, you get 20% off. That mean on weekend you pay only 44 dollars or 528 pesos out of 55 dollars. Also everytime you get 1st drink free within 24 hour period.

[TMojoMan]

Just wondering if anyone has seen my 2 ATF's recently.

Marcia (mar-SEE-ah). Late 20s or early 30s, about 5'8", B-cup boobies. When I saw her in September, she appeared regularly in the lesbo shaving cream shows. Very GFE, though aggressively so. The 2 times I went arriba con ella, she didn't insist on a cover for oral. Did I mention energetic and aggressive?

Vanessa. Early to mid-30s, about 5'3", A-cup or B-cup, very sweet, a great conversationalist if you have any Spanish. A little mole on her cheek.

Just curious if anyone has seen them. If I know they are likely to be there, I'll look for them before I let any other girls into my booth.

[TMojoMan]

By the way, when I said you only get half off the first lap dance, I meant the first lap dance of that day. You can use that discount once per day.

2) Is every private dance you get 1/2 off or is there a limit? I enjoy getting lap dances to warm up so if every dance is 1/2 off, it will more than pay for itself.