Phuket Reports

[Luvpuss]

It is easy to negotiate the massage and the full service combined for Thb1, 000, if they are not busy. Thb2, 000 will certainly make them more greedy and likely to push the average punter for a higher price! Each one to their own, but I would hate for the standard price for a massage including a quickie to reach 2k.

Cheers.

Nobbin

It will, because more and more willing to pay it.

[Awesome Man]

Anyone got any current reports on Phuket A go-go's?

Any report on Suzy Wongs?

My favorite go-go is Diablo A Go-Go, at Soi Seadragon, a side street to Bangla Road in Patong.

Very nice and friendly girls, and a relaxed atmosphere. Beer about 130 baht.

[Nobbin]

Well, it was probably more like 40 minutes, and the 2000 baht was inclusive of the house massage fee of 300 baht, so it wasn't as bad as all that (1700 baht for 40 minutes of non-stop almost-porn-star quality banging, and she was a cutie). But I see your point. I probably should have done a better job bargaining. Will do next time!

It is easy to negotiate the massage and the full service combined for Thb1, 000, if they are not busy. Thb2, 000 will certainly make them more greedy and likely to push the average punter for a higher price! Each one to their own, but I would hate for the standard price for a massage including a quickie to reach 2k.

Cheers.

Nobbin

[Harry Dude]

You paid her what she asked for just like that. 2000 TB for possibly 20 minutes of it. And I thought it was the likes of some of my country men from the middle east and South Asia that ruined things by being stupid, paying just anything and spiking rates to the detriment of my fellow mongers and the market rates in general. I've picked up reasonable beauties for all nighters with that amount. Hell, I'm even ok with 1. 5k TB for a few hours of GFE at the bar while we really build up the tempo before an hour of porn star sex in a back room but 2k for 20 minutes isn't doing our bit to preserve.

Well, it was probably more like 40 minutes, and the 2000 baht was inclusive of the house massage fee of 300 baht, so it wasn't as bad as all that (1700 baht for 40 minutes of non-stop almost-porn-star quality banging, and she was a cutie). But I see your point. I probably should have done a better job bargaining. Will do next time!

[El Frances]

Whats the going prices at Patong these days for ST & LT?

Its been 6 yrs since I've been to Phuket and am considering going back here.

Thanks

Should be 1000ST / 1500 LT in Beer bars and discos (girls will always tell you more if you ask them!). A bit higher in high season for LT (up to 2000) for the top 5% pretty girls, depending on the state of offer and demand. In gogos it tends to reach Bangkok (1500/2000 ST. 2000/3000LT) , but you don't have the Bangkok quality at all.

The situation in Phuket is a bit fuzzy because many "normal" tourists who don't know prices and quality may be able to pay any price, and the girls know it. I remember a recent case of a guy from SG paying 3000 ST!

[Sfiend]

you paid her what she asked for just like that. 2000 tb for possibly 20 minutes of it. and i thought it was the likes of some of my country men from the middle east and south asia that ruined things by being stupid, paying just anything and spiking rates to the detriment of my fellow mongers and the market rates in general. i've picked up reasonable beauties for all nighters with that amount. hell, i'm even ok with 1. 5k tb for a few hours of gfe at the bar while we really build up the tempo before an hour of porn star sex in a back room but 2k for 20 minutes isn't doing our bit to preserve.

this is from about 10 days ago:

i was looking for a nice massage plus full service one evening, so started at the beach, walked up bangla road, turned left at rat-u-thit road, walked about 200m, and just past the collection of sea-food places on the left there is about 4-5 massage parlors with lots of girls outside. outside one of these places there was a nice smiling slim girl that i took a liking to. we agreed on oil massage for 1 hour, price was 300 baht, and went inside. as usual, the place was not very spacious, simply mattresses on the floor with curtains for privacy. there is only about a foot of space between each mattress, so not very private. in fact there were customers being serviced on both sides right next to me. i stripped and laid down naked while the girl waited outside. i liked the fact that they don't even provide a towel to cover up, i was expected to just be naked. the girl came in, started a decent oil massage, while talking and laughing the whole time. she sat down kneeling between my thighs, i had to spread my legs to make room. in this position she paid particular attention to my ass, and applied generous amounts of oil while her hands massed my ass and the balls. it was all quite enjoyable.

after about 15 minutes or so she asked me to flip around by slapping my butt and laughing. i flipped over, visibly aroused, and again spread my legs to give her room to sit. she smiled and laughed while briefly touching my cock, and then went about massaging my thighs, balls and belly. at this point i realize that the customer next to me is an english girl, and i could almost not keep from laughing when her masseuse said "you have nice breasts" and the english girl responded "oh really? thank you very much". at this, my mind was starting to wonder what was going on in there.

however at this time, my masseuse asked if i wanted boom-boom for 2000 baht. i could not refuse, she slipped out to get condoms, and then she was back, peeled off all her clothes, gave me the condom to put on, and then lowered herself onto my hard cock and started carefully riding me cowgirl style. the interesting thing was that she keep talking and laughing the whole time. sometimes she would talk to me, and apparently sometimes to her colleague next to us. after a while we switched places and i did her missionary style. i was getting into it despite her continued talking and laughing, and was trying to make as little noise as possible. after a while i decided "what the heck" and started pumping away, not caring that the noise must have been obvious to everyone in the room, as my body was going splat-splat-splat onto hers for every thrust. there is no way that the english girl next to us did not understand what was going on. after a while i couldn't hold back anymore, and had a massive orgasm while biting onto my hand to avoid making noise.

it was fun.

[Crazy4Thai]

I would not expect to get names. I guess my question was not clear. Is there an escort service or massage service that the brothers on the forum have had good luck with? Otherwise, yes a trip into Patong is the only real option. Thanks.

A couple of years ago I wondered if I could find "massage services" that would do house calls. I searched online newspaper classified sections and scored. Look for personals and personal services, etc. It was full service for beer bar prices. Like 1, 000 baht st. She was not great looking but the service was excellent. Go find 'them! If you want a real beauty it's always the luck of the draw eh?

C4T

[DanTheMan]

Whats the going prices at Patong these days for ST & LT?

Its been 6 yrs since I've been to Phuket and am considering going back here.

Thanks

[Harry Dude]

this is from about 10 days ago:

i was looking for a nice massage plus full service one evening, so started at the beach, walked up bangla road, turned left at rat-u-thit road, walked about 200m, and just past the collection of sea-food places on the left there is about 4-5 massage parlors with lots of girls outside. outside one of these places there was a nice smiling slim girl that i took a liking to. we agreed on oil massage for 1 hour, price was 300 baht, and went inside. as usual, the place was not very spacious, simply mattresses on the floor with curtains for privacy. there is only about a foot of space between each mattress, so not very private. in fact there were customers being serviced on both sides right next to me. i stripped and laid down naked while the girl waited outside. i liked the fact that they don't even provide a towel to cover up, i was expected to just be naked. the girl came in, started a decent oil massage, while talking and laughing the whole time. she sat down kneeling between my thighs, i had to spread my legs to make room. in this position she paid particular attention to my ass, and applied generous amounts of oil while her hands massed my ass and the balls. it was all quite enjoyable.

after about 15 minutes or so she asked me to flip around by slapping my butt and laughing. i flipped over, visibly aroused, and again spread my legs to give her room to sit. she smiled and laughed while briefly touching my cock, and then went about massaging my thighs, balls and belly. at this point i realize that the customer next to me is an english girl, and i could almost not keep from laughing when her masseuse said "you have nice breasts" and the english girl responded "oh really? thank you very much". at this, my mind was starting to wonder what was going on in there.

however at this time, my masseuse asked if i wanted boom-boom for 2000 baht. i could not refuse, she slipped out to get condoms, and then she was back, peeled off all her clothes, gave me the condom to put on, and then lowered herself onto my hard cock and started carefully riding me cowgirl style. the interesting thing was that she keep talking and laughing the whole time. sometimes she would talk to me, and apparently sometimes to her colleague next to us. after a while we switched places and i did her missionary style. i was getting into it despite her continued talking and laughing, and was trying to make as little noise as possible. after a while i decided "what the heck" and started pumping away, not caring that the noise must have been obvious to everyone in the room, as my body was going splat-splat-splat onto hers for every thrust. there is no way that the english girl next to us did not understand what was going on. after a while i couldn't hold back anymore, and had a massive orgasm while biting onto my hand to avoid making noise.

it was fun.

[Harry Dude]

I am visiting Patong again in March and was looking to find out if any of the places mentioned for happy masages, soapies etc are open during the day?

Yes, all the massage places are open during the day. Some open at 9am, more at 10am, all will be open at 11am.

[Harry Dude]

Hi Guys,

Just arrived in kata and will stay here for approx 3 days. It would be great to get some advices concerning the local "environment".

1) What are the locations to go to in Kata to find some nice girls for the night? (preferably independent)

2) any tips for particular girls and where to find them?

3) Are there any escort agencies that are good value for money?

4) What is the current local rate for 1 night per girl?

5) What are the local expressions for the options?

6) Are there any reports of crime, what to keep in mind?

7) What other suggestion, tips, recommendation and notice should I take into account?

Thanks in advance, will keep this post alive in the next days to report!

So obviously I respond far too late (reason: I was in Kata and just got back, must have been there at the same time as you).

Here's what worked for me: During the daytime, I would look for a massage place and get a massage from an attractive girl. This served as a test of the chemistry, and I found two really nice attractive girls this way, girls that then spent the night with me. In Patong it is very common to be offered Full Service in these massage places, however I only found one place in Kata that offered Full Service. HJ is always offered, BBBJ often offered.

Also. There is a cluster of beer bars in the northern end of Kata, both on Taina Road and in the first Soi south of Taina Road. There are some gems here. Think of it as a "mini-Bangla Road". Selection obviously not as good, but there are some attractive girls there.

Finally. Since I like to play pool, I visited a couple of bars with pool tables. In Kata, my favorite was a place on Patak Road with about 5 bars and two pool tables, the sign outside says Jasmin Kata Bar. While talent was not great, you may find a few attractive girls here, and they are all eager to go to your hotel. The good thing is, it is fairly low pressure. Play some pool, have a beer with the girls, and if you do not feel like taking her to your hotel. No problem. I took one attractive girl back to my hotel and we had a great time: Fun together in the shower, BBBJ, sex in a couple of positions, then after an hour we watched silly Thai music videos on TV. Another round in the morning. Well worth the 2500 Baht.

I have never tried escort agencies.

Local rate for overnight stay: I paid 2500 Baht. Most times. I know cheaper is available. I was offered 1500, but declined this particular girl.

Crime: Virtually non-existent. Funny story: I took a girl to dinner, and she went to the bathroom. In the bathroom she had for some reason taken off her wristwatch. After about 15 minutes she paniced as she realized that she'd left her watch in the toilet. It turned out, that the bathroom attendant (who collects all of 5 Baht per customer) , had found the watch and kept it on her desk (not hiding it) and immediately gave it to my girl.

Other tips: I went into Patong a couple of nights, either using tuk-tuk (400 baht each way) or using my rented scooter.

[Luvpuss]

I would not expect to get names. I guess my question was not clear. Is there an escort service or massage service that the brothers on the forum have had good luck with? Otherwise, yes a trip into Patong is the only real option. Thanks.

OK. I doubt if many guys use them. If you do a search for "Phuket Escorts" you will get a few sites with photos. It is very pricey however. Good luck.

[N2frn]

I don't think anyone is going to give you the names, location and phone numbers of four girls.

You don't want suggestions, but I will give you one anyway. Can't you get a car or cab after work hours and head to Patong? If you do that around midnight to 1am, you will find plenty of opportunites that you can choose first hand.

I would not expect to get names. I guess my question was not clear. Is there an escort service or massage service that the brothers on the forum have had good luck with? Otherwise, yes a trip into Patong is the only real option. Thanks.

[Luvpuss]

I will be in Phuket next week for a week. I am going to be staying at the north part of the island and because of work related issues will not be able to get to patong for entertainment. I am looking for help on delivery entertainment. I will likely want 4 girls for 2 guys for 3-4 days. I can search the web and get a bunch of suggestions but better to have some verification from fellow mongers!

Thanks in advance.

I don't think anyone is going to give you the names, location and phone numbers of four girls.

You don't want suggestions, but I will give you one anyway. Can't you get a car or cab after work hours and head to Patong? If you do that around midnight to 1am, you will find plenty of opportunites that you can choose first hand.

[N2frn]

I will be in Phuket next week for a week. I am going to be staying at the north part of the island and because of work related issues will not be able to get to patong for entertainment. I am looking for help on delivery entertainment. I will likely want 4 girls for 2 guys for 3-4 days. I can search the web and get a bunch of suggestions but better to have some verification from fellow mongers!

Thanks in advance.