Melbourne

[LuckyDeano]

I jut though I should add to all the crap reports on here, after coming back from Vietanam with too much Cialis? And paying $5 for blowjobs cim and double $10 I don't know how I'm going to bring myself to the $70 massage with HJ, please guys report of god places not idle chit chat.

Can't wait to go back to Vienam in November.

[Witchdong]

Great review OAG, you always seem to have ever so much fun. Round the corner, diametrically opposite, past the tree and past the place with the fence and some grass is Lalaland where Lala comes from, you'll find you can get her cheeper there [when she's not away with the birds].

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

[Hilux98]

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

Yes I agree 100% with you. What is the use of this forum when the information supplied rarely allows you to find the venue being reported on. Who cares if the cops close the bloody thing down or the girls get their arse kicked out of the country. New massage joints open every week to replace those that close and there is a endless supply of desperate dirty asian working girls flowing in to the country. There is so much needless paranoia on here for no good reason at all.

[Engine Driver]

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko.

Just brilliant OAG! This place has a sister establishment not far away stocked with gorgeous hot caucasian blonde babes. They go by the names of Madison, Paris, Skye, Porsha, Amber, Brandi, Candy, Passion, Vanity and Crystal. Senior members only can PM OAG for the address, or mere mortals can just google 'hot caucasian blonde babes'.

[Germinator]

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

You've made your point repeatedly so it really is time to push past it and stop all this nonsense.

[Joey83]

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

I literally laughed my ass off out loud for 10mins straight over this, best read in a long time LOL, so true about what goes on in here I think some members are abit too paranoid, any new members like myself are straight away assumed to be cops its very funny. Only a game you summed it up 100% perfect and specially with the kfc and BP haha, I always have to google all that stuff to see what it means.

[Stykler]

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

This is gold!

[Doobiejon]

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

CUM ON! Stop this crap

[OnlyAGame]

Are you guys for real. Stop the woffel and get down to what this sight is all about. Not you two.

Sorry Epis, you're right. In the spirit of what this site is all about I hope I can redeem myself with the following.

Yesterday I went to a new place in the suburb near the water where the fish don't swim. This establishment is exactly 45 and a half paces from the spot where the birds of a certain colour sleep so it shouldn't be too hard to find without giving too much else away. If you need any other clues just calculate the square root of 5498647 and multiply the result by 9.

Girls on offer were Cici, Coco, Lulu, LaLa, YoYo, Yuki and Yoko. I chose Coco because her name reminded me of my favorite breakfast cereal. When we got in the room we did everything. She was really into RACV, MCG, AAMI, RWC, GST and BP even though I would have been happy with just KFC and HSBC.

It was a great half hour and I was happy to part with $70 for the experience. The mamasan mentioned that she has some new girls starting next week that I should try. I think she said their names were BaaBaa and MooMoo so I will go back next week and try them out.

Contact details are only available to senior members by PM.

[Talhun69]

That's an impressive list you've made Talhun, you must a lot of time on your hands.

Nope. I actually just Googled Tiffany's, and a link came up for this entire list (I think it was another review site). It's just a copy and paste.

I posted this based on the assumption that if I was breaking a rule then the Admin would not have approved the post, they did, so no rule broken.

Apologies to those that think that I broke some rule, but I don't think I did, and at the end of the day the LE can do exactly what I did, and probably do, when it comes to searching the internet. (it's actually how I found this site in the first place!)

[Epis14]

Dear Irv.

The point I was making was that 2 blokes actually named the place in their reviews (not using half an address, not using a cryptic clue, and not in riddlespeak, but using the actual trading name of the business) and that the business advertises extensively under the same name so that is hardly being "discreet" is it?

If it is common sense that this information needs to be dealt with cautiously, I would have thought that it would have been common sense for the 2 gentlemen in question to not actually name the place.

And as far as the PM secrecy behind the contact details of a business that advertises so extensively, well that really is a bigger wank than the ones the business in question provides.

Are you guys for real. Stop the woffel and get down to what this sight is all about. Not you two.

[OnlyAGame]

If you think being discreet with this sort of information is a 'pretentious wank' (whatever that means) , you're entitled to your opinion. Thanks for your enlightening and articulate post.

I think the point of being discreet is that these ads do not advertise HJ, BJ, FS or other such 'extras'.

Many of these massage places are providing illegal services. If found out and prosecuted, they face closure, fines and the ladies we all love face non-renewal of visas or immediate deportation from Australia.

If LE wants to investigate these places they will, but I don't think we should put it on a plate for them with posts such as 'I went to shop A in location B and lady C gave me HJ / BJ / FS'.

Surely, it's just commonsense that we should be cautious about who we give this information to. In the last 6 months or so, this board has had a number of posts from new members wanting specific address details etc. These posts have LE written all over them and it's a fact that places posted about on this board have been 'raided' and / or closed.

I'm really not the slightest bit interested in having a 'debate' about what we should or shouldn't post. It's up to each member to decide what they post but I urge everyone to be cautious about what they post and be wary of who they give detailed info to.

This board is great. We all benefit from the sharing of information. But let's be careful about what we post or who we give info to, and try to lessen the risk of our favourite establishments being raided or closed.

Irv

Dear Irv.

The point I was making was that 2 blokes actually named the place in their reviews (not using half an address, not using a cryptic clue, and not in riddlespeak, but using the actual trading name of the business) and that the business advertises extensively under the same name so that is hardly being "discreet" is it?

If it is common sense that this information needs to be dealt with cautiously, I would have thought that it would have been common sense for the 2 gentlemen in question to not actually name the place.

And as far as the PM secrecy behind the contact details of a business that advertises so extensively, well that really is a bigger wank than the ones the business in question provides.

[Mike Melb]

As we were getting dressed, I asked her if she had a boyfriend."No boyfriend and me no trust man who comes to brothel" was her answer in broken English. I had a little chuckle. I was about to say "and me no trust girl who works in brothel"

I laughed out loudly in the office reading this.

[Mike Melb]

Can you order in where you are staying?

Jenny, who advertises in Cracker and Melbourne Locanto.

Does a true GFE, size 6-8 late 20's. Has pics on there she has.

A short bob cut. Hard to find GFE at the brothels.

Jenny is highly recommended, does give a very good GFE.

[Witchdong]

Damn and I've been only to about half of them.

The list looks jumbled and out of date e. G. Madden is no more and although the phone for Tiffany works, the address further up and not labeled Tiff is now incorrect. There used to be, and maybe still is, another place a couple of floors up from where Tiffs used to be, haven't tried recently, it did have a reasonable service.

Tiffs still remains in the realm of the weird, the queendom of pot luck, anything from shuffling masseuses to a chatting audience. Bonnie and Anna are good value, Angel and Jamie (?) seem to be inexperienced and used as an intro only. The new place unfortunately has a large open space from the front door, so when you're coming or going, there may be a couple of clients waiting which could lead to awkward moments.

Google always amazes me. LOL.

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76 Madden Grove, Burnley. 03 9428 6269.

Tiffany's Massage. Melbourne (CBD).0403 668 381