Costa del Sol (Southern Coast) / Malaga

[Iceberg27]

Take a look at this (Fuengirola Beach)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYa5tiNRGMg

I am very much impressed.

[So Happy]

Been visiting Calahonda and visited Star Club near el Zoco. However, I was dissappointed to see that the place look closed down. Anyone know the status of the place atm?

Never heard of it. Spanish Main should know?

[So Happy]

Could you please advise me on where exactly to go and stay in south of spain and best quality and selections

I never been to south

I also could advise well on cyprus and madrid, morocco with fones best.

Do you know how big the south of Spain is? You need to narrow it down e.g. Gibraltar to Marbella, Marbella to Malaga, Malaga to Granada, etc or, preferably, even smaller areas, and then we can provide some useful advice. Which airport do you want to fly into and what are you looking for. Accommodation and pussy wise?

[ExhaleC]

Been visiting Calahonda and visited Star Club near el Zoco. However, I was dissappointed to see that the place look closed down. Anyone know the status of the place atm?

[Carlojj]

Could you please advise me on where exactly to go and stay in south of spain and best quality and selections

I never been to south

I also could advise well on cyprus and madrid, morocco with fones best.

[PayForIt]

Excellent report on the club scene!

Hi SM. Thanks for that. I'm conscious I don't know much if anything about the non-club scene and from reading the forum I read (and see.) that you are the undoubted man-in-the-

Know on alternatives to Clubs. I've always avoided this for a few reasons:

1. I actually like the experience (call me mad!) of being in a room with a lot of ladies all of whom are vying for your attention (or sad!) and are up for it. I like having a few beers,

Chatting to a few before making an informed selection based on what they look like in the flesh, what they say and promise to do, and little things like what they are wearing,

How their hair is, what their nails and make-up look like (!) etc. Granted this isn't always foolproof. As others in these forums comment. I've oft made the mistake of selecting

The prettiest sexiest girl who offers the earth when downstairs and becomes a miserable, clock-watching even-if-stunning babe upstairs. Who suddenly appears far less attractive and

Fails to deliver on all of the promises. You've paid then so what can you do. Quote mis-selling under the Sales of Goods Act?

2. I worry if I visit a girl in the paper that her ad is a bunch of lies, she's twice the size around the hips and legs and half of it on the chest! But having got yourself up for the deed only to then say "you're not what I was expecting" is not only a massive let down and leads to a desperate punt elsewhere, but also means risking a smack in the gob!

3. I wouldn't relax on the girls patch. I'd wonder if there was a pimp or thug in the next room (I've heard of it happening in Palma) who beats his Kong chest and tells you its actually €500 per hour and you mis-heard the girl or mis-read the ad. Some might fancy that sort of confrontation but its not the kind of foreplay I fancy.

4. Of course the safer option is to get her back to your place. But even that has its issues. If you don't fancy her when she walks in and you are stood in a bathrobe all geared up its

Not that easy to politely decline or fein a headache!

So for the above reasons, I stick to the Clubs, book a hotel room and make a night of it. But to each their own! It's quite clear from some of the peaches you've featured (there's a

Song there somewhere!) that you seem to have a knack of somehow getting this right. Can I invite you to do the sort of shopping list / league I've produced in my previous Glasshouse rReport showing best 10 girls / details photos / locations / contact numbers. At least the boys and I on here would then know where they were and that they had the SM seal of approval!

Regards

[AColonizer]

I read your post, I take the opportunity to remind what is the relation between sex market and economic crisis in Western Europe, that I have already posted elsewhere:

"""Maybe you are right, maybe there is a second option. I see that behaviour in a lot of regular business such as factories, shops, nightclubs, etc. : they are trying to catch money as much as possible and when they can't that anymore, then they shut up that business.

Of course, I mean, they catch money with no regard to the quality of the service, because male customers are three billions and therefore, for the law of statistics, silly (gentleman) male customers are two billions at least: customers are never a trouble!"""

Moreover I add here: after years, I coming back to travel in Western Europe and I am reading the official advertisements of sex providers throughtout Western Europe. That's incredible there are prostitutes who want to be paid crazy prices for chat, massage, striptease, tongue kiss, handjob and then for condomed vaginal sex. That's incredible they call anal sex as "extreme sex". That's incredible men pay for a smile and a chat and no real sex at the end.

Customers have got the power because they have the cash. And prostitutes know that very well but it is so easy to kid men. If men can't decide prices and services, than that means they are men with no balls. If customers are not satisfied before or after the service, then they must not pay anything also to stunning prostitutes. Here is what exactly prostitutes think about this case: it is much more "macho" a self handjob rather a money waste!

I don't understand the changes brought on by this so called economic crisis?

Surely unemployment and cash strapped houswifes = increasing numbers of hookers, not less?

Shouldn't it be golden times for mongers with the euro's?

[Spanish Main]

Excellent report on the club scene!

[PayForIt]

i did a very long report at the end of last year on a number of clubs and had 18 days back on the costa del sol which ended yesterday;. (so here goes with the update:

estark 95 / los lagos. definitely gone downhill since last visit and i agree with other posts about lesser numbers. but having said that i thought the quality of the girls was quite good 7-8.

fontana. came 1st on my league last time. still like the decor but sunday night not the best to go on. 12 girls. mainly e euro and had a disappointing night so ended up walking back and forwards between here and estark 95 (150 metres) stay at the guadacorte park hotel. €70 per night for a nice double and breakfast.

estark 92 / star of the sea. again, less girls than normal and bit aggressive. deals to be done as business is tough.

latidos. had a total nightmare with a girl called soraya who had more of my cash than i intended to part with when i was having a [CodeWord134]. when i challenged her she simply said "sorry"! 10 out of 10 for honesty then! other girls in there looked rough.

blue. near to malaga airport. big sign. big mistake! really nice decor and a pool. but 4 girls at 1am and they'd have had to pay me to persuade me!

miladys palace. old favourite just outside marbella. fewer girls than normal but still 8/9s there. i just don't get why the spanish do not understand economics. times are hard so.

punters have less cash = reduce the prices to get more business. what do they do? the opposite. got quoted €350 for one hour from x2 girls. after some bargaining got a stunning

blonde from poland called viktoria who agreed to €250 though she said i'd have to pay €300 to the lady on the desk before going upstairs and she'd give me €50 back in the room.

given the events at latidos you'll understand i wasn't exactly jumping for the idea but she was so sexy, i'd had a few beers and was horny so i agreed. when we got to the room she.

immediately gave me the €50. i asked if this meant she was making no money now (stupid question). she was lovely and said she would still make €100 (so looks like they.

normally do 50/50). i was glad she wasn't trying to make me feel sorry for her. she was excellent and i ended up having another hour on the same deal so her honesty worked out for both of us! i like the place but its so damn expensive.

navy bar. puerto banus in centre. 2nd line. opposite joys piano bar. it's not a brothel. you need to take the girls to their apartment. some really lovely women (9's) but drinks are at least €30 for the girls and before 3am they want €300 for an hour of their company. worth it for the selection though and they don't tend to clock watch. amazonian lucia. from

dominican republic. almost aggressive in the sack. i'm not to shy to confess that i've never been up for round two. once i'm done once my head is not in it and i've had my fun."oh no you have not" she said. and very skilfully ensured a knackering round 2. a first for over 30 years for me. which took us well beyond the hour. she took to the task as though it was her personal mission in life! i twice offered (begged!) to call time as we were well over the hour and i had no more cash. and she made it clear we would be staying there until

the next day if that's what it took! went home to bed with my legs shaking!

bel air. near cancelada. €125 for the hour. so really cheap. but only one pretty hungarian (liz) and such a small and therefore intimidating place.

club villawaga. near milady palace. rip off! small villa. pretty. you sit at the bar and buy a drink for €30. yes that's the cost of your drink. and about 15 girls are brought to say hi to you one at a time and you are expected to select one then! none of this chill at the bar and have a look around stuff! i protested and said i wanted to have a few beers. the.

owner said i could take beers to the room but i had to select my girl now. i argued this wasn't necessary as there were no other men there. this is because once you've selected you.

are then told to buy the lady a drink (watered champagne at €50 per glass). girl then costs €250 for the hour + drinks (which you are expected to buy). after i'd been virtually

embarrassed into selecting a girl, and buying her a drink (which brought an excruciating round of applause from the other girls!) i chatted to her. she was really lovely, venezuelan. but told me she was thirsty and wanted another drink before we went to the room. i decided €80 for two drinks in 10 minutes was a signal to quit and told her i was off to milady.

palace. around the corner. where i thought it would end up cheaper!

robertinos. estepona. x 2 clubs. one on n340 with flashing green light and ladies leg (!). other newly opened at benavista. next to lux restaurant. off n340. €140 for the hour.

drinks only €5 for punter and same for girl. one algerian stunner called zobra. nails about 2 inches long and boy could she use them. she was

the highlight of this trip and worth every penny. visited her twice. insist upon not getting the room immediately behind the bar. you can hear every word and i therefore assume the

barman and the girls at the bar no doubt hear yours too!

club aladin. just outside estepona on coast road to duquesa. hard to spot but

urb. arena beach. 3.

29693 la gaspara, estepona same side of road as valle romano. next exit right.

i just don't know why people don't go here. it rarely ever gets mentioned but its terrific. opposite hotel elba (nice hotel and walking distance from the club

so stayed here 1 night). no entrance fee. drinks €10 punter and €20 girls. 10-15 girls after 20. 00pm. most average but one or two 8/9. unusually there are often italian and / or

french here as well as several black girls, one or two eastern europeans and sa's. great night with monique. tall brunette, €150 per hour. french.

i'll go here more often in future. better than the two estarks now for me.

girls on the road are not my thing but increasing number of girls on the two roundabouts leaving estepona. some real beauties. stopped one night and asked prices = €50 for the hour. was tempted but don't like the idea of being taken somewhere where some thug might await so backed off but if its your thing the girls are much sexier than those on the guadlahorce industrial estate near scandalo. which brings me neatly to.

scandalo. like so happy my gripe is that i've had previous issues on time. tip. when you pay your money over go through agreeing precisely what time the hour is up. i know it

cheap in front of the girl. but they know the staff are cheating you on the clock to get you to buy more time. so i've never had a girl complain and in my experience this ensures you

do get your full time. if no more. a good selection of girls though less than last year. many of the same faces. gorgeous blonde ukraine victoria walks round in tiny bikini and has a body and eyes to die for but the service lacks. too inhibited. then there is the brazillian crew. long dark hair, melissa is one of them. all lovely but they want you to buy a round of

drinks before the fun and at €40 per girl it is not cheap. i've read on here that she's great in the sack so was tempted until the drink demands came. so i'm still awaiting the pleasure of a night with melissa. good choice and opted for a petite columbian, maria. worried she was too quiet downstairs. didn't need to. fantastic upstairs and wait for it. the lady taking the cash upstairs laughed when pulling up her wrist to do the watch sync with me! €160 for the hour. charlie if you want it. not my thing. have tried it twice and i can honestly say that other than giving me a feeling that my gums have frozen a bit like when you are about to have a tooth filing (!) i honestly do not know what it's meant to do for you. it must do.

something as too many spend thousands on it but perhaps happily i seem immune to the positives!

so here is my 2012 ranking based on price, decor of club, quality of girls, location, total experience:

1. scandalo, malaga.

2. club aladin. estepona.

3. milady palace. marbella.

4. fontana algeciras (los barrios)

5. robertino (benavista)

6. estark 95 (los barrios. algeciras)

7. navy bar (puerto banus)

8. latidos (malaga)

9. estark 92 (star of the sea hotel. fuengirola)

10. robertino (estepona)

11. bel air. estepona.

12. blue. malaga.

and no. i'm not prepared to even list villa waga at unlucky 13! just avoid it unless you are loaded. with cash that is!

finally. for those of you looking for something new. the glass palace. brand new venue opening end of june early july2012. located just outside estepona opposite the hotel

bahia kempinski. 2 years ago the club was called oasis showgirls. it closed for some unknown reason. i've not yet been

inside the glass palace as it's not yet open but the outside looks amazing. on a par with scandalo so if the girls they employ are anything like the cash being spent on the outside it will be well worth a visit.

sorry this was so very long but hope it is helpful!

enjoy and remember. one life. live it to the max!

p4it

[Spanish Main]

I've been to this place a few times and the first time was good although the last two times were a disappointment. Last time I was there the girl claimed to provide a service which when push came to shove she wasn't really willing to do.

That is why I post. To give advice on the right girl to choose!

[RiccyBoy]

Here is Ely with my finger up her bum.

I fucked her arse and her throat reeeeal deep and hard for 30 euro; a good looking star performer with GFE. 676394509

I've been to this place a few times and the first time was good although the last two times were a disappointment. Last time I was there the girl claimed to provide a service which when push came to shove she wasn't really willing to do.

[IanMac34]

Guys, I'm down this way between Benmadena and Fuengirola this week.

Can any recommend an easy to arrange independent escort.

Seen a few mentioned here but looking for advice as needs to be easy to arrange etc do I can slope off.

Alternatively I could accommodate at my hotel.

Any advice? Replies or pm's appreciated.

Ian

[Member #4469]

Sorry for the late answer So Happy I haven't logged in since my departure from Spain. Melissa is a stunning beauty from Rio, Brazil maybe 1. 65m with long dark hair her face is very good looking has perfect sized silicon tits. If you just talk to the other girls from Brazil they will guide you in the right direction, they tend to stick together the different nationalities. Well what can I say she will be looking for you to buy her some drinks, like they all do IMHO! She is no clock-watcher at least not with me but on the other hand I have been with this goddess many times, once she told me that personality with the client is the key for her to even go up in the room! As I told you she is a very popular girl so she don't have any problem at all finding a client that suit her. Treat her with respect and you'll have the best sex of your life, maybe even try threesomes with her friends and her! Happy mongering!

[Member #4349]

I don't understand the changes brought on by this so called economic crisis?

Surely unemployment and cash strapped houswifes = increasing numbers of hookers, not less?

Shouldn't it be golden times for mongers with the euro's?

[So Happy]

Well what to say now I've been visiting Scandalo on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday after midnight I might add because there isn't any action before this. The crisis has been hard on this club, if I should compare it from last year also in may. I would say you could expect 100 women many of them good looking last year, this year there are around 35-45 girls present maybe 10-15 good looking but ofcourse the customers isn't around either so what could / should you expect? As I mentioned in my last post I have been to Scandalo many times and I hope the club starts buzzing again because I much rather visit southern Spain especially in the summertime! But at the moment Scandalo is far away from Vive Madrid in terms of talent, sad but true. That said I have had several good sessions with Melissa the queen of this tempel these past days so no complains here.

I'm there in a weeks time, so more info on Melissa please. Where is she from, what does she look like, how will I identify her?. Would be most appreciated. Also, it sounds like she was not a clock watcher or money grabber. Both I hate with a passion. Please confirm.