FKK Artemis - Berlin

[London Traveller]

I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.

Neworlean, I thought that your post (which I have just read) was spot on accurate and I am sorry that you find this part of the forum 'antagonistic'. I haven't been to Artemis on a Tuesday for a while, but I know exactly what you mean by the poor selection of girls and the boring atmosphere. It does get a bit better later on in the day but Tuesday is probably not the best day to visit, even in the evening. Last time I went I found that the girls generally, even at the weekend, are generally unattractive, tarty and rather cheap looking. However, there are more girls present later in the week and there are some better looking ones, some of who even have nice personalities! It's a pity that you didn't meet a good girl who performs well in the room who might change your mind about this place, but there are a few around, although without guidance they can be hard to spot. There is entertainment later in the evening with pole dancers, and the food was quite good on my last visit as well, although the lack of it in the late afternoon is a bit frustrating. I hope you get the chance to give Artemis a try on a Friday / Saturday and maybe meet up with someone from here who can point out the best girls to you. Good luck whereever you go!

[Belvaros]

Actually Colombia and Argentina are pretty great. I also actually posted just today that Capetown is a good place. Seems like you defensive about this place. Hope there are no hard feelings.

Actually, you are welcome to your opinion. And no, I have no axe to grind re Berlin. It just seems on several fronts (Artemis, Budapest etc and YES I read your Capetown + Mexico posts) you did not RTFF and regurgitated well known info. All of it negative. Yes in Budapest as I (and others) have stated many times you may need to ring 10-20 women to get 3 or 4 who REALLY speak English or may even answer their effing phone / s, and yes at Artemis as several below have stated this time of year may be a little hit or miss but to say of 50 women there were ZERO of quality that you could find to fuck during your time seems to be quite disingenuous. But we all have differing views on quality of trim. And that is one positive of a forum of this type. If you think the FKKs are bad, try wading through Arabic countries where they seem to sell their putes priced by the pound.

As for arguing your point is well made and I would hate to see this thread end up like the Ukraine and Medellin WAFTAM threads.

"Happy punting mate"

[Neworlean]

I understand day time is slower than night time that why I came back in the evening (11pm). When you are constantly traveling it gets difficult to stay in a city for a specific day. My review is really meant to be informative. And to summarize: I think this place is overrated. There were many more guys than girls when I visited and the place is boring. There are no stunners, but the place is cheap.

I think the forum should be informative, but this section seems to be antagonistic and has to many people complaining because another man has a different opinion. Unfortunately all that does is stop people from posting reports.

I am not looking for friends on this board just a way to give back for the information that I have received.

My review is meant to be a report of what I perceived at this FKK, and that was on the day I visited it sucked. That may not always be the case, but forum is meant to provide information. This is my last post in this section, and if you really like the place congrats and happy hunting.

Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.

[Rocketboy0]

I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.

Sorry this borders on the idiotic. First RTFF. It says repeatedly Sun-Tues are slower, day times are slower still. It is summer time and a lot of the best talent is away.

And re big cities, well of course, have a large demand and large supply always makes shopping bad, with limited choices and high prices. That's why everyone really in the know shops and mongers in Greenland.

[Neworlean]

Actually Colombia and Argentina are pretty great. I also actually posted just today that Capetown is a good place. Seems like you defensive about this place. Hope there are no hard feelings.

[Belvaros]

I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. That doesn't mean that you will not have a good time. This was my first visit.

Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. When I first arrived I was disappointed by the selection. I only saw about 20girls and many of them were 5's. There was 3 or 4 8's but two of them had bad attitudes. Honestly, there was one girl who looked like a man.

One complaint I have about this place is that I paid approximately 100USD and there were not enough of a selection to pick from. When I told the front desk about it she told me there were 35 girls there and more would arrive later. I understand I went at a bad time, but I think my hundred dollar entry should ensure a good selection of women. This was my first FKK experience, and I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.

Not a fucking surprise from you reading most of your other reports. It seems to me that you don't like anywhere.

[Neworlean]

I really wanted to be blown away by this place but I wasn't. That doesn't mean that you will not have a good time. This was my first visit.

Initially I visited on a Tuesday at 2pm. When I first arrived I was disappointed by the selection. I only saw about 20girls and many of them were 5's. There was 3 or 4 8's but two of them had bad attitudes. Honestly, there was one girl who looked like a man.

One complaint I have about this place is that I paid approximately 100USD and there were not enough of a selection to pick from. When I told the front desk about it she told me there were 35 girls there and more would arrive later. I understand I went at a bad time, but I think my hundred dollar entry should ensure a good selection of women.

Also food is not available all day it is only available at certain time, but drinks are available all day. It was to cold to go outside in June.

So due to the limited selection, I decided to leave and come back later. If you want to come back on the same day there is no additional fee just tell the front desk and they will write down your locked number. This process is smooth and easy.

I came back later that night and there were more girls but not enough.

The place is not for me. In my unscientific count, but honest opinion, there were atleast a 150 guys hanging around and only 50 or so girls. The guys are all waiting in bath robes looking for a girl. When a good looking girl became available she would be taken in a few minutes. I felt like the place was full of half naked guys waiting around for a few chicks.

I like great service. I would prefer to pay more money have fewer guys and more chicks.

Therefore this place is not better than any brothel that you would find in South America or Asia, but it is in Europe where incomes and the standard of living is high so this maybe be as good as it gets.

I was just hoping for more, and was disappointed by the demographics (to many guys and not enough women). Also the place was boring when I was there. It did not have much to do. The women did not put on any shows or play any games.

However the upside to the place is the price. The girls were asking for 60 Euro per half an hour and that is cheaper than many other places in Berlin. I really wanted to like this place more, but I probably would not visit again. This was my first FKK experience, and I think maybe this place is not so good because it is in a large city.

[Granthree]

I do like a lot the contrast between dark hair and blue or gray eyes that is so common in Romanian / bulgarian girls. Usually they are also better in using make up, or simply use it in a way I like more. Some girls from Turkey, usually with black hair and dark eyes are absolutely fantastic IMO.

All this is obviously an extreme generalization, but just to give you the idea.

Some times I'm attracted by the super young kinky look of girls like Ivy at Artemis, other times I'm more into the milfy kind. Asian and black girls (or even close to black) simply don't attract me sexually. I'm not into big boobs.

But what really makes the difference, is a smile. You can be the cutest of the girls but if you go around looking like a serial killer (as many girls do) you just blow it. Maybe not the best of expressions but you know what I mean.

You are so right and what you are descriebing is probably the best advertisement for Artemis. The mixture of different types of women.

When I visited I was with a nice bulgarian women, smooth soft tanned skin etc. And later a black girl with a killer body. The variety is great. I also wished to be with a small petite girl that looked turkish, man she was smoking hot, natural breasts, slim body and raven dark hair. But never got around to it. Her alone makes me want to go back and try to find her.

I only saw one asian girl there. I have to be together with an asian girl before I die, just to say that I've "been around the world".

A smile is a must. I would rather go with a 5/10 that smiles and feels genuine, than a cold 10/10 shark.

[Belvaros]

1. Do we have to tip the two spritely car parking guys (will that affect their service for repeat performances)

2. Does the foam at the party get into the foam of my beer or the cracks and sacks of attendees, DATY with dish-washing liquid is yukky from past experience.

3. See why'all on July 16th in Berlin, will try to get a few shots in at every Berlin place of ill-repute reported so admirably here and at Sir Angus' website.

"Party on Wayne"

[StimmtSo]

Thanks for the report Stimmt. Sounds like you have to work on arrival times. Come early, grab Fatima (she usually works days) then stay until Nina arrives and head off before the crowds get too much.

Well they probably don't, but it helps to work on the tourist's trot where you look admiringly all around you while heading without hesitation over the bridge. Feint left after the sign and there you go no one none the wiser.

AM

Hahaha! I think that would only work if you could convince everyone that a tyre garage, a conference centre and a motorway were high on your list of Sehenswürdigkeiten!

[Angus Magee]

Thanks for the report Stimmt. Sounds like you have to work on arrival times. Come early, grab Fatima (she usually works days) then stay until Nina arrives and head off before the crowds get too much.

I made my way to Westkreuz and engaged in the ritualistic walk of shame to Artemis. (Is it my own paranoia or does everyone, from the people standing in the station car park to the occupants of every car that passes you by en-route, seem to know EXACTLY where you're headed?)

Well they probably don't, but it helps to work on the tourist's trot where you look admiringly all around you while heading without hesitation over the bridge. Feint left after the sign and there you go no one none the wiser.

AM

[Member #4285]

@Kimino.
Joy from Palace works in Artemis this time.
Last week she was there.

I wounder if the service is the same..

[Rocketboy0]

I do like a lot the contrast between dark hair and blue or gray eyes...I'm not into big boobs. That's my profile. Ahahaha.Kimino

K-Cripey, this could be me. From now on, you walk in front.

[StimmtSo]

If ever the old football cliche could be applied in a sexual sphere then my latest trip to Berlin would certainly qualify.

Having suffered the indignation of a German defeat stood, beer and bratwurst in hand, for a soul and body-numbing 6 hours on the fanmeile the previous day I was in desperate need of a little consolatory pampering. So after an afternoon visit to Kashima (more of which in the Berlin thread,) I made my way to Westkreuz and engaged in the ritualistic walk of shame to Artemis. (Is it my own paranoia or does everyone, from the people standing in the station car park to the occupants of every car that passes you by en-route, seem to know EXACTLY where you're headed?)

Upon entering the club I inhaled deeply on it's distinct and unique perfume and paid the Mamasan (mentally noting to ask her sometime if she'd ever sued her charm school!) I then showered, changed and made my way downstairs to the bar for a quick glass of juice expectantly hoping to get a glimpse of the celestial bodies of either Nina or Fatima. It had been a year since I had last enjoyed their exquisite services, a year during which I had tortured myself by slavishly carrying their images as part of my mental baggage. Those beautifully innocent yet all-knowing faces, those tanned, pert and perfectly rounded arses, those delectable breasts.

Anyhow, as I was grudgingly given a drink by another dropout from the berlin school of charm and deportment, I was attacked, and there is no better way to describe it, by two German girls who were trying to sell a threesome. I just sat there agog as they reeled off what they were going to do to me, and indeed each other. This preordained spiel went on in breathless, heavily panting German for at least a couple of minutes during which I just couldn't get a word in edgeways! Eventually they paused for breath long enough for me to tell them that I had just arrived and that I wanted to get acclimatised before making any decisions. This just seemed to spur them on to greater heights of verbal aggravation, it seemed that these girls weren't taking no for an answer! I resorted to politely (I know no other way,) repeating my previous answer and they eventually sauntered off indignantly. Well as indignantly as one can in 6 inch heels!

My drink finished and my defences up I decided to pop into the Kino to see if there was any action but as I turned I noticed a familiar pair of buttocks being kneeded on the massage table by the pool. It was Fatima! (I recognised the feint, sun-bleached blond downy hair at the top of her ass crack!) Anyway it turned out that she had finished her shift and was getting a massage before going home. Disaster!

Slightly deflated I made my way up the winding staircase and stood guard at the top. I have figured, along with a lot of other punters I'm sure, that as the best girls are always in demand, they are more likely to be encountered coming down the stairs from the rooms. After 15 minutes, most of which were spent fending off shark attacks, I heard a familiar voice.

"Hello you."

I turned around and was met with the vision that is Nina! After a brief chat during which she remembered my name, the room we had previously sessioned in and my favourite sexual foibles she asked whether I would like to spend some more time with her. WOULD I EVER!

The sight of her peachy arse as we mounted the stairs hand in hand will stay in my mind always, as will the smouldering look she gave me with those stunning brown eyes as she gazed up at me during fellatio.

After a session which left me floating on air we went our separate ways and I headed towards the restaurant. After an adequate meal (Egon Ronay it wasn't though,) I checked out the main bar. By this time however it was seriously heaving in there and the combination of heat, smoke and pumping music was just a bit too much for my sensitive disposition and I decided to seek out the relative sanctuary of the wellness area, not before noticeing a gang of Chinese guys walking around laughing and grabbing the tits and arses of any girl within reach as if it was some kind of sport. They were not amused!

To cut a long story short I spent the next few hours fending off sharks whilst the place became increasingly more crowded and the atmosphere more uncomfortable. This wasn't the Artemis that I knew and I decided to cut my losses and ship out. Whilst planning my trip to Berlin I had intended to come to Artemis twice, but the way I was feeling now that was in doubt.

[SuppenHuhn]

atKimino.

Joy from Palace works in Artemis this time.

Last week she was there.