Thread: FKK Artemis - Berlin
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07-11-12 19:05 #3881
Posts: 170Originally Posted by Zimmerbaby [View Original Post]
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07-11-12 18:45 #3880
Posts: 363Norjan: I've been lazy so I haven't, but due to all the negative reports recently maybe I should; the good times are still rolling.
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07-11-12 18:34 #3879
Posts: 170Originally Posted by Zimmerbaby [View Original Post]
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07-11-12 17:37 #3878
Posts: 363This may not sound as something Shakespeare has written but; I saw Ella last month, I even spent 60 minutes with her doing doggy. Fortunately I had lesser amount of STDs and infections than my visit during springtime. At that moment I was so infected that I wasn't able to speak due to virus infections. Just ask Angus.
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07-11-12 17:31 #3877
Posts: 170Originally Posted by Angus Magee [View Original Post]
Norjan
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07-11-12 17:25 #3876
Posts: 363No no no, for the sake of God; this is a way for us to extend our vocabulary. Reading english as it is supposed to be used is amazing. Thanks!
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07-11-12 17:05 #3875
Posts: 2983Originally Posted by Zimmerbaby [View Original Post]
On the contrary though her BJ is one of the best and least toothy I have had at Artemis if I remember correctly.
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07-11-12 16:59 #3874
Posts: 363Originally Posted by Angus Magee [View Original Post]
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07-11-12 16:16 #3873
Posts: 2983Originally Posted by Norjan [View Original Post]
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07-11-12 16:02 #3872
Posts: 170Ella?
Anybody know if Ella is still active?
Have'nt seen her name here for a while.
Norjan
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07-10-12 14:09 #3871
Posts: 1000Originally Posted by Angus Magee [View Original Post]
History: the Animals (no relation) stole this House song like good little white boys, from here possibly (according to WickedPedia) :
The oldest known existing recording is by Appalachian artists Clarence "Tom" Ashley and Gwen Foster, who recorded it for Vocalion Records in 1934-but it surely predates that.
But as Stephen Stills said,"If you can't be with the one you love, (pay those 60 Euros) and love the one you're with-but just for 30 minutes and no extras". As for for the pleasures of a wingmen, a newb should remember, if you are in the showers at Artemis, and you hear "I've Got Your Back, Top Gun", it could mean several things.
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07-10-12 12:38 #3870
Posts: 2983Originally Posted by FkkKurt [View Original Post]Originally Posted by The Animals
If possible find a wingman, this makes the whole thing easier to navigate.
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07-10-12 11:20 #3869
Posts: 1000Originally Posted by fkkkurt [View Original Post]
but, as part of my deal with my parole officer:
1. wed is dessous night where the girls are covered in various undergarments and lingerie. some men find this arousing. some men don't. some men are cross-dressers. you decide who you are.
thurs might be slightly (very slightly) more staffed up.
2. for the 10, 000th time, days slower than nights. but atmosphere more chilled. as it is slow and low summer season, there could be 10 guys and 15-20 girls. the evening shift is at full strength with many more choices by 20:00 and 50+ girls, and however many herren. but as you can hang out the whole day and night, no rush to decide either way. or split the difference and turn up around 5 so you see the day shift, and yet should it prove too low octane, night will fall soon enough.
3. last tips.
-rtff.
-rtff.
-wash your green horn so it's not so green. you can pm our expert norjan if you don`know how.
-if your horn is a special shape or sensitivity, bring your own condoms, knowing this may trigger some trust issues (forum recently covered this).
-don't tell girls they remind you of your mother.
-keep your [CodeWord113] fetish a secret.
-talk to a candidate, look for some chemistry and vibes between you vs just she is hot, unless you just want to settle for an optifick.
-be funny, relaxed, take your time to chat a little, make sure you both understand what is expected (acts, time, cost) before heading off to a room, but do so in a charming way.
this is the great advantage artemis has over say the meat dept in a supermarket.
and,
-r t f f because all of this has already been discussed ad nausem.
i think the problem with the forum is, it cannot be condensed into some tiny twitter feed, or some little ho app.
you actually have to go back a year, or go through the reports of distinction, both of which require what is that word? oh yeah, effort.
we are working on the direct brain implant, just can't sort out the infection bit yet. and as careful readers of this forum, know, the last thing we need are yet more infections....
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07-10-12 00:22 #3868
Posts: 1Hey guys,
First of all I wanted to thank you all for your great reports. I have been reading this forum for quite a while now.
So finally I decided to step in to the Ring too and will finally visit Artemis this week for the First time.
After my visit I will ofcourse give you guys a fully detailed report.
But I still need some questions to be answered please.
1. I was thinking about going to Artemis on Wednesday or Thursday. Which day is better?
2. I planed to arrive there at 3 pm. How many women can I expect there at that time? Should I go later?
3. Any last tips for a greenhorn?
If someone wants to join me he is welcome to do that!
Thanks!
FkkKurt
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07-08-12 19:58 #3867
Posts: 2983Originally Posted by Neworlean [View Original Post]
Dare I ask if you actually banged any girls and, who and how were they? In other words-useful info-the stuff people usually put in reports.
Just saying
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