FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Angus Magee]

Sorry to hear that Belvaros. I find it incredibly annoying when a girl wakes me or won't leave me alone when I'm trying to rest. I get it, they want to make money. But for crying out loud at least have a good service to offer. I remember one girl waking me in the kino, wouldn't leave me alone, then turned out to be a fish in the room. She had a great body as well.

I have to say if a girl wakes you from sleep pesters you when you are obviously resting this should serve as a major red flag that her service in the room will be less than stellar. Hopefully for you, lesson learned.

AM

[Chicafan]

(3) iyonella. i finished session 2 and headed for some rest in the pool area. i moved a couch thingy a few feet away behind a small pole and caught some zzzzzz's only to be awoken by a weird site around 35 minutes later. as she is a [CodeWord126] and ymmv i give her 25/100 for attitude, performance = 35/100 for bbbj and 79/100 for fucking skills. hey she tried but the [CodeWord123] kind of put me off.

it appears though walking around that some girls are away but many are back from 2-3 week holidays. i recognized a few beauties including busty blonde nicky, alena, fatima, nicole, rafaela and cheyenne

sorry to hear that belvaros. i find it incredibly annoying when a girl wakes me or won't leave me alone when i'm trying to rest. i get it, they want to make money. but for crying out loud at least have a good service to offer. i remember one girl waking me in the kino, wouldn't leave me alone, then turned out to be a fish in the room. she had a great body as well.

[Forcharles]

All in all, perhaps the most satisfying encounter I've ever had in an FKK and one of the most satisfying sexual experiences I've ever had. Vielen Dank, Jane!

Wow! Great report Capt'and.

[Nebula2001]

There is upstairs (the floor with the rooms) a small bathroom with a couple of shower stalls. I am sure if you could find a girl who is game this could be used for such activity. Finding a girl who is into it might be difficult but you never know if your powers are persuasion are good enough.

AM

Having fooled around with a girl in the women's bathroom upstairs a few times, I agree that it's possible but not very probable.

[Angus Magee]

Can one take a girl to the showers for sex. I know I should have asked last time I as there but it slipped my mind. Have this thing about fucking soaped up huge boobed broads in the shower standing up doggy. Heading back to the ART on Saturday for a full day's workout. Giving the escort scene a miss. Too much hit and MISS.

There is upstairs (the floor with the rooms) a small bathroom with a couple of shower stalls. I am sure if you could find a girl who is game this could be used for such activity. Finding a girl who is into it might be difficult but you never know if your powers are persuasion are good enough.

AM

[Kimino]

Can one take a girl to the showers for sex. I know I should have asked last time I as there but it slipped my mind. Have this thing about fucking soaped up huge boobed broads in the shower standing up doggy. Heading back to the ART on Saturday for a full day's workout. Giving the escort scene a miss. Too much hit and MISS.

Don't think you can do that in Artemis, maybe in the showers upstairs. Never seen that.

For that you need an Fkk with showers in the rooms. For direct experience you can have that in Fkk Andiamo, in Villach. LOL.

Ciao!

Kimino the tourist

[Belvaros]

Can one take a girl to the showers for sex. I know I should have asked last time I as there but it slipped my mind. Have this thing about fucking soaped up huge boobed broads in the shower standing up doggy. Heading back to the ART on Saturday for a full day's workout. Giving the escort scene a miss. Too much hit and MISS.

[Kimino]

I was at the big A yesterday to warm up for Signore Kimino's blitztrip next week, and can concur with Belvaros. I don't know if there's big messe in town, but I couldn't differentiate it from a regular night in, say, January. Many girls, even more men, 10 minute waiting queue for rooms, the usual.

Hi Nebula2001, thanks for the report!

Thats good news from a very trusted source!

Happy to hear.

Being at least 4 months that I don't visit Art, I think it's going to be all new talents for me. Looking forward to meet up.

Ciao.

Kimino the tourist

[Toscana]

Thanks for the report.

I resumed my little game from two nights before of pretending to only speak and understand French as a means of fending off the sharks. It works great (as long as you actually speak French or some other EQUALLY OBSCURE language).

Nice put down.

[Nebula2001]

FKK Atremis. Line up is VERY GOOD

I was at the big A yesterday to warm up for Signore Kimino's blitztrip next week, and can concur with Belvaros. I don't know if there's big messe in town, but I couldn't differentiate it from a regular night in, say, January. Many girls, even more men, 10 minute waiting queue for rooms, the usual.

[Belvaros]

so i finally got rid of my rental car. just as well. seeing the effing car parking team has squandered it's chance to earn my whopping tip for safely parking my steed. i quietly entered artemis for my 5th trip within 2 months anticipating a slow down in the scene.

nope.

there are still plenty of pse hotties on the work force for summer within the sweet confines of artemis.

i am however concerned about the "insider trading" going on here in the forum. the last 2 days i went, i tried to get a session with ms "long in the tooth", but it appears the said research report by lord angus magee and my extremely bullish pre-market bids had escaped into the market and i was front run on all occasions. it appears miss ella "stella bella" is in great demand and i for one am a sad bloke. nevertheless i found plenty of bored and lonely lasses to fulfil my perverted simple dreams.

(1) marketa. a lassie from slovakia i presume. she of the bewt blonde hair and tight trim body did suck me dry in a matter of minutes in the kino area before we got to a room and i could fuck her perfect brains out in all manner of positions. cim standard 1 hour fair but a perfect session to start my foray back at fkk artemis. this girl is a nice one. seems intelligent and really gets into her business. made me feel so nice. looks = 85/100 performance = 90/100 attitude = 95/100.

(2) fanny. shark of the tiger variety. this lass was really a slightly chubby milfy type who at 1st appeared to be a shark but later in the room turned out one could swim in the same pool as her as she softened considerably and even rimmed me for a good 10 minutes or so and let me dfk (which i rarely do in fkk) and eat her considerably sweet older pussy. very tasty indeed. i ay older because she claims to be in her 20s. i am in my 50s and if she is a day younger than 39 then i am a monkey's brain surgeon. in the bar area she initially tried to up-sell me on anal and cim etc but i was firm with her and explained the current bull market in ella's stock could be switched to her if she did as i wanted. i ended up cim and having a right royal root or 3 and 1 nice pop all over her face / mouth / ample tits, with a bit going into the poor woman's hair (it of the black / bright dark red dyed variety). anyway she was a nice lass and overall a good time was had. looks = 70/100 attitude = ymmv performance = 80/100.

(3) iyonella. i finished session 2 and headed for some rest in the pool area. i moved a couch thingy a few feet away behind a small pole and caught some zzzzzz's only to be awoken by a weird site around 35 minutes later. a young lassies was massaging my head and chest (opened my wee little robe) and when my eyes opened she proceeded to sit right on top of me. the lady looks spanish or turkish. a magnificent spinner's body but an average head (by fkk standards). what we may call a "lobster. a nice body but with a head full of sheet". i tried to say no but her body was really good. so i paid her to suck me dry for 1/2 hour with the added bonus potential of cim if i could possibly cum yet again. within a 3 hour window (i came 4 times in 2 hours). anyway her technique was very harsh. toothy and then too bloody hard. i stopped her 10 mins or so in and told her i could not cum again so quickly so she should fuck me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. surprisingly great ride but i could just not stay hard with the gummie bear so tight and horrid (where the fuck do they make those things. super thick and super bad). it appears this lady works elsewhere in the fkks and is here at artemis and berlin for a few weeks over summer.

looks (body = 90/100 is super hot) face ok (55/100) , but as she is a [CodeWord126] and ymmv i give her 25/100 for attitude, performance = 35/100 for bbbj and 79/100 for fucking skills. hey she tried but the [CodeWord123] kind of put me off.

it appears though walking around that some girls are away but many are back from 2-3 week holidays. i recognized a few beauties including busty blonde nicky, alena, fatima, nicole, rafaela and cheyenne

[Belvaros]

Bugger my drunk mother in law. I should just stand in front of Artemis an "wash" your money for you guys. We could add an ATM business to the car parking business.

[Angus Magee]

Any suggestions on where is get the best rates when changing dollars for Euros?

For what it is worth I have been told that this place gives a good rate.

http://www.euro-change.de/index.php

Whether or not it is worth going out of your way for I guess depends upon how much you are changing. It is in the Europa Center (and other locations) which is pretty central, and for that matter right on the way to Liberty.

AM

[Rocketboy0]

Any suggestions on where is get the best rates when changing dollars for Euros? I have used Deutsche bank, but I thought the amount was significantly less than their ATMs. I prefer not to leave the ATM trail when changing large amounts.

Not sure what you mean by "the amount"-the total you withdrew or the service charge? And are you saying you went to a cash window vs a DB ATM?

The problem is several variables at work. Euro exchange rates are fluctuating a lot at the moment, and service charges on credit cards seem to be roughly 1. But these also can vary. Whether this varies from bank to bank vs credit card to card, I don't know. There may also be charges applied by your home bank. I would think the larger bank ATMs are fairly competitive and the way to go vs smaller shop or Artemis ATMs. I use a debit card and occasionally track the exchange rates which don't seem out of whack, at various banks around the city. Charlie123 may know alot more about this, and his earlier comment with a whopping ATM service charge is an eye-opener. I would think that in general, an ATM in a kind of odd place away from a bank has to somehow pay for itself and what Charlie observed would clearly do so. But the eg Sparbank ATMs you find in many U-Bahn stations seem ok. I would think all things being equal ATMs might have less charges than a human staffed desk, but really don`t know. They are surely better than some Currency Exchange window. It does seem wise to steer clear of the Artemis ATM if possible. Make plans without your glans.

Charlie. Thoughts?

[CaptRenno]

I've been back from Germany about six weeks now and I'm finally getting around to filing another report on my trip. I described the first night of my trip in my report of May 30, when I met the beautiful Sheenya. The other girl that I met that night was Dalia, a Turkish girl raised in Germany. She was nice enough but nothing special, especially compared to Sheenya. Sheenya offers the rare combination of real beauty and great service. I'll never know whether she really shared my enthusiasm for having sex in the kino, but she convinced me that she did and that's all that matters. As I noted in my review, she offered 69 and then performed it until I had to stop her and proceed to the next level. What a girl!

After my first visit (which was actually Tuesday May 29 and not Wednesday as I noted) I took the next night off. I was suffering from allergies along with half the population of Berlin. The weather was warm and windy and certain trees were flooding the air with pollen. A helpful, attractive pharmacist fixed me up with some very inexpensive generic Claritin and a double dose of that finally stopped the flow in my nose. So on Thursday evening I returned Berlin's stately pleasure dome of Artemis.

I was staying in the Hilton Garden Inn which is near Savignplatz and only two stops away from Artemis on the S-bahn. It's a nice hotel in a great location with easy access to Savignyplatz (restaurants and the S-bahn station) and the Kurfurstendamm. If you leave Artemis too late to catch the last S-bahn, then a taxi to there will cost only about 10 Euros.

Anyway, I arrived at Artemis at about 6:30 only to find 2 or 3 police cars parked right in front of the main door. At first I wondered if it might be some kind of bust (extremely unlikely) or maybe a dispute involving a customer (extremely rare). But approaching the door I saw that a guy was sprawled on the ground right in the doorway. He was passed out cold, apparently dead drunk. A couple officers and a couple of his friends (one guy just wearing his towel) were bent over him but not really doing anything to help him. There were a couple other customers and girls waiting to get in. Finally an ambulance arrived and the paramedics attended to him briefly before loading him on a stretcher and depositing him in the back of the ambulance. Poor devil. There he was in Paradise and he was so unable to cope with the experience of having 60 sexy, naked women offering themselves to him for a mere 50 Euros each that he chose to drink himself into a stupor.

Once inside the club I resumed my little game from two nights before of pretending to only speak and understand French as a means of fending off the sharks. It works great (as long as you actually speak French or some other equally obscure language). The only problem with it is knowing when to drop the charade with a girl that catches my interest. I wandered around for awhile, got something to eat, scoped out the girls, and fended off attacks while occasionally switching to English to converse with girls who struck my fancy. I had no compunctions about my linguistic deceptions. All the girls are playing a game too and they're professionals at it. It's only fair that we guys be allowed to use a trick or two to be able to navigate our way through the shark-filled waters. I use the term shark loosely though. Most Artemis girls are not sharks according to the traditional meaning. But I assume all FKK girls are sharks in some sense. It's just that some are harmless angel sharks and some are great whites and then there's everything in between. You do what you have to do to help yourself navigate through the potentially dangerous waters of an FKK.

After awhile I posted up on the couch right next to the kino on the main floor. I knew that I wanted to go back in there and have another wicked encounter in the shadows, like the one I had with Sheenya two days before. But sitting next to the kino will draw sharks faster than a boatload of chum tossed into the Coral Sea off the coast of Australia will. I fought off a number of advances, some from dangerous man-eaters and others from friendly, harmless creatures who just didn't appeal to me.

Eventually the improbably named Jane sauntered over. Hmm, this one looks kind of interesting I thought as she approached me. She looks tall (always hard to tell with those giant stripper heels they all wear). She has long blond tresses and a pleasing face. She is slender but definitely not skinny. She has an athletic build but still has curves in the right places. She reminds me of Maria Sharapova. Her legs are long and elegant and words like lithe, lissome, supple, and flexible describe my overall impression of her figure. Take a look at her photo on the Artemis Web site and you'll see what I mean.

She smiled at me and bent down to introduce herself. I quickly dropped the language charade and we spoke for a couple minutes in English. I learned she is German (my interest in her increased immediately since I have had good experiences with the German girls and they seem to be an increasingly rare presence in the clubs these days). She was very personable and I was almost ready to invite to accompany me into the kino but I was so in awe of her physical attractiveness that I hesitated a bit, fearing that such a girl might not deliver good service. So I put her off for the moment, giving her the standard "maybe later" line. Then I watched her walk back towards the bar area, mesmerized by her long legs and her gently swaying hips. The lyrics of a Zac Brown song popped into my head: Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away.

Suddenly, I came to my senses. I couldn't let this girl slip away like that. I might not see her again tonight. A German girl with her looks is going to be in demand all night. My initial interaction with her was good. What was I waiting for? An engraved invitation in iambic pentameter to have sex with her? But hanging around a place like Artemis can cloud your judgment. Yes, you need to take your time, meet more than a few girls and interact with them a bit and then be selective. But once you've done all that and the girl of your dreams is standing in front of you ready to take you into the kino and fulfill your fantasies, then "maybe later" is not the right response!

By now she was out of sight, but I jumped off the couch and hustled my way after her. Luckily she had not gone far and she was just standing around near the entrance to the main room. I pulled her aside and got down to business with her. Me: "You know, I think right now would be better than later." Her: "OK fine." Me: "Will you go in the kino and have sex with me in there?" Her: "Ja kein Problem." Me: "So are you sure you don't mind having sex in the kino?" Her: "No I love it. It's so boring going to the room all the time. I like to have a change of scene." WOW. If Jane had turned out to be the real Maria Sharapova, I would not have been more thrilled. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that Sharapova would not have sex with me in the kino.

The next thirty minutes went by in blur. I lay down in the back of the kino and Jane expertly delivered a most satisfying BBBJ. She continued enthusiastically until I said that was enough and I wanted to have sex. It seemed to me that Jane's body had been custom-designed for doggie style so I didn't waste time with other positions. As a lover, Jane was eager, energetic and exciting. I'm not always able to climax inside the girls when wearing those darn condoms, but there was no problem with Jane. I even had to hold back a little so that I didn't cum too soon. After we finished Jane lay beside me for about 10 minutes while I recovered my composure. All in all, perhaps the most satisfying encounter I've ever had in an FKK and one of the most satisfying sexual experiences I've ever had. Vielen Dank, Jane!