Pattaya Reports

**LukeSkyWanker** · 09-06-12 07:58

Had the same spinner for the last 4 nights, as reported no kids and rock hard body. Went to the bar yesterday to pay her bar fine and realized They have been charging me 500 baht instead of 300. I questioned this as I don't want it to become the norm, the reply was if you take a lady before midnight it is 500 and after it is 300. Not happy with this arrangement they said is it a problem, no problem but wrong, I have just said goodbye to her and told her I am not going to bar fine her again, she said it will be only 300 today, then she said she will pay her own bar fine. I may go back in a day or 2 to see if they ask for 500 again. The bar to avoid is Bernies at the top of soi 7, the drinks are much pricier than other bars around, in fact they are just opening a new bar / gogo on soi LK called Showgirls.

May the force be with you.

**Blondx** · 09-06-12 05:00

Originally Posted by Rikkit2 [View Original Post]

The trip took a turn for the better when I headed for the first soapy of the trip. The price was 1, 800 baht for the "normal" fishbowl, and 2, 200 baht for the 2nd tier girls. There were plenty of cuties in the first, so no need to go any further. Picked a petite girl from the lineup (Som) , and headed upstairs to get wonderfully clean. The tub was great, the soapy was fun, and the time on the bed was outstanding. Her pussy was wet after the tub foreplay, and she was not shy about taking what she wanted. She was into cowgirl big time, with a lot of 69 action thrown in. And being a lady she was quite pleased to bring me off after she had been taken care of. My kinda girl.

I took her out for the day, and did not regret the 4, 000 baht in the least. We went down to Jomtien for dinner (end of the beach road, big crab out front) , and it was worth the trip. After that, headed back for some more fun. This girl is into sex, hard and, well, hard. She got into rough missionary, and DATY, but chose cowgirl again to cross the finish line. I spent some quality time in her ass, which was tight. She was into it, which made it all the more exciting. She finished me off with a nice BBBJ. We took a bath together, which was a lot of fun. The rest of the night was heavy petting, some of which was out on the balcony. She definitely has a voyeuristic streak in her.

Final report. Face 8, body 9, attitude 9. 5. Definitely has repeat value.

Not all the girls in the soapy parlors are a good fit. But for those that are, they can be the best value in town, with all day service for 4, 000 baht. Many don't get treated very nice at work, so if you have any game at all, they are willing to try just about anything, and have a good outlook on life about what the relationship is about (sex). This girl was PSE meets GFE, which is the combination that I am looking for.

Great Report. What was the name of the "soapy shop "? Great job, just continue.

**Mua Tur** · 09-06-12 04:16

Originally Posted by Bunky [View Original Post]

I just LOVE eating at the night market that is located on the west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 19. The prices are superb and the selection is excellent. They have every conceivable type of Thai food there, from stuff any picky tourist would like, to the more exotic fare favored by the locals. My favorite is the whole grilled fish, head-on with salt crust. You eat family style at long tables set up between the food stalls. If you show up about 6:00 or 7:00 in the evening, you'll see lots of working girls grabbing a bite before starting work.Bunky

Originally Posted by Mua Tur [View Original Post]

Some times I enjoyed the delicacy too.

Apology. I missed the pics was suppose to be enclosed with my post.

**Steve420** · 09-05-12 04:14

Originally Posted by BambiJacobson [View Original Post]

Dear fellow force user,

I will be arriving in Patts on next Saturday, the 8th, and I am a little concerned about your report.

How is the GoGo scene? Is walking street empty to?

Bambi worry NOT. Here in Pattata for a while and there is pussy everywhere as usual. My favorite gogo's have many many beautiful ladies (light skin, flat stomach & NO tattoo's)! I'm in heaven.)

**Sunlover2** · 09-05-12 02:04

Originally Posted by Rikkit2 [View Original Post]

one kinda bleah (Penny from DD)

So one year on and she has progressed all the way from starfish (my experience) to bleah? That consistant a level of performance can tarnish a whole brand.

SunLover

**Rikkit2** · 09-04-12 22:47

Still sticking with Som, and it was another good day. We had straight sex about every way a guy and a girl can, then switched to anal spooning, then anal missionary. She was game for doggie, but the mish was already pushing the edge on what I wanted to do with her today. I want more of that tomorrow, no need to scare the girl. Her fav position was with her butt on the edge of the bed, with me between her legs. Pick her up off the bed by the back of her knees, until only her shoulders are touching, and then go go go. You have to be in better shape than me to get away with this for more than a few minutes, but I don't end up having to chase her across the bed as she bumps back an inch at a time. In the two hours we spent in the early PM, she didn't get off until I switched to DATY in the final stretch. Demanding wench.

She drove me over to a nice massage spa on the north side (200 baht for traditional. 300 baht for oilie, better than average atmosphere, and unfortunately I did not get one of the cute to nice girls. After the workout earlier, I hurt in all sorts of areas, particular the upper glutes. The massage was a well earned reward. We then drove out of the town area to a restaurant out past Hollywood Disco a few kilometers, and ate another great meal far from the beaten tourist paths.

Back to the room, I continued to work on her sense of adventure. I got her dress back on her, then spent the next 20 minutes taking it off while doing her. After spending most of the morning focused on me, I gave her a guided tour of why toys are necessities for a well sexed adventure. Cheating, perhaps, but I got her to come in three hours as many times as she had come in the past two days. At the end of the three hours, she called for a 5 minute truce. We finished the night with more heavy petting, but she was worn out. She wanted to farm me out to one of her friends, in a "look what I found" sort of way, and so that she could sleep and recharge her batteries while I had a new chew toy. Sounded intriguing. Nice pic on Som's cell phone. Her friend backed out of the deal, cold feet. The three of us are supposed to hitch up tomorrow for a beer, but this will not lead to a threesome. Friends only.

Since Som talked about picking up a girl to share on Monday, we talked about it some more. She doesn't want a pretender, she wants a bi girl that will play for real. You can generally tell at the gogo bar lesbian shows if the girls fit into one category or the other. Her most intriguing story was having a Japanese couple come in for a soapy. The husband and wife picked different girls, but were supposed to go to the same room for the massage. Som told me that the attractive 30 year old woman swapped partners with the guy to get Som, changed to separate rooms, and spent the entire 90 minutes giving Som a pussy thrashing. Now to see what happens tomorrow when we hit walking street in search of fun. Her only warning is that she is going out with her full mascara war mask on, and that it'll take her an hour to get ready. (Last time I did this, two trips and two years ago, my girl picked a dancer. I approached the young woman and asked if she was interested in a threesome with me and my Chinese-Thai girlfriend. The dancer responded enthusiastically "with her? Hell yeah!". So much for the shy and demure stereotypical Thai girl image older people remember from the 90's).

Tomorrow Som says she has a surprise for me, and wanted to know what color lingerie I liked best. I have no idea what's in store, but it sounds like another fun filled day in Pattaya to me! I'll tell you guys how it goes.

**WhiteTiger666** · 09-04-12 21:48

Originally Posted by Evil Penivel [View Original Post]

Definitely some cute girls at Secrets that night. One had a tongue stud and she knew how to put it to good use.

Evil

Damn, where were all, these cuties hiding when I was there 10 days ago?

Oh well. Looks like all had a good time! Thanks for the pics!

**Evil Penivel** · 09-04-12 11:39

Just a few more to give you a sense of the party.

Evil

**Evil Penivel** · 09-04-12 11:32

Definitely some cute girls at Secrets that night. One had a tongue stud and she knew how to put it to good use.

Evil

**Evil Penivel** · 09-04-12 11:28

On Sept. 6, Secrets held its 6th anniversary party. It was a great night, very crowded, but a lot of fun!

Evil

**Mua Tur** · 09-04-12 11:09

Originally Posted by Bunky [View Original Post]

I just LOVE eating at the night market that is located on the west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 19. The prices are superb and the selection is excellent. They have every conceivable type of Thai food there, from stuff any picky tourist would like, to the more exotic fare favored by the locals. My favorite is the whole grilled fish, head-on with salt crust. You eat family style at long tables set up between the food stalls. If you show up about 6:00 or 7:00 in the evening, you'll see lots of working girls grabbing a bite before starting work.

Bunky

Some times I enjoyed the delicacy too.

**LukeSkyWanker** · 09-04-12 06:13

Bambi, forgot to answer your question on walking street. It was busy enough last night, high number of lady boys but no aggro from them. Gogos have just enough customers again your advantage. As you go into walking street from Beach road where the road has a bit of a laybye I got talking to a girl on her motor bike, there were 3 parked together all on bikes she wanted to drive me to my hotel on the back of her bike, she even had a spare helmet. I was tempted but it was a little too early.

Walked the full length of Beach road from Holiday inn to Walking street at 13:30 counted 17 WGs with around 6 uncertains.

Defined as 1 of the 17 if they said "what is your name" or "I go with you" etc.

May the force be with you.

**Rikkit2** · 09-04-12 06:01

Well fellow mongers, I am being too sedate this trip. Only third girl the entire trip. One winner (Fon from Heaven Above) , one kinda bleah (Penny from DD) , and one wowza (Som from the northernmost soapie establishment). Did I repeat with Som from yesterday? Yes. Sunday was good, but it got better on Monday. At 31, mother of one, she is a serious contender for the ultralight chaaammpppion of the woooorld. Seven of 13 hours making me a happy man. This woman is liquid sex. PSE meets GFE meets LBFM. Not a bad start to this three week adventure. Not pumping viagra yet, but there are many days to go.

Day one, after the soapie,"you nice man, I go with you". But hesitant to spend the entire day "hanging out" in bed. I was jet lagged, but took very good care of her. Yesterday she stated that we can camp out right here. According to her, I can work while she watches TV when we need to cool down. But no need to go anywhere else. My kinda girl. We spent three hours saying hello. Our first recharge time was at the pool, then a post-swim hour long nap. Then after a few hours of playing we crawled off to dinner. After a few hours of playing, she declared her body off limits for 10 minutes as she was dripping with sweat and trying hard to remember how to walk. We decided to spend the night apart and recharge our batteries.

Quick recount. After winning her trust yesterday,"anything goes". Porn star anal, deep throat (only 2nd girl I know who can do it to the point of being able to bang her mouth). She likes rough, with the usual / typical emale submissive behaviors. Gentle hair pulling, back arching, pinning, mild bondage. One of the good things about spinners is that you can throw them around with ease. Starting at about the four hour mark in bed, I broke out the toy collection. She is hard to make come with DATY. Got to be a patient man. Running low on patience? Use the pocket rocket to push her over the edge. Once I got her off, I kept licking until she couldn't breathe. One of the things that is making this work is a kind of my turn. Your turn affair where we take turns concentrating on getting the other person off. LOL, and only let her cowgirl / reverse cowgirl DATY once a day. She gets a little too into it. I'm only human.

Today she is coming back over. Final day? Probably. Part of Pattaya is the variety. But it promises to be a very good day. She wants to drag another girl of our mutual choosing into bed. I really think she wants a couples soapy, but I can't figure out how to make that happen. I told her flat out that I didn't need another girl, I needed a tag team pussy licking partner. She seemed to like the idea. She thinks a DD girl may work, but at least in the old days the management wanted you to take two girls if there was a third girl. Not sure what the rules are today. We'll probably have to go bar hopping and see what we find.

One of the minor mysteries of why she is so open to all of this is that she did a stint at Devil's Den, and a stint in Bangkok on the massage parlor circuit. As a soapie girl, she says that the customers are often pushy and disrespectful, and she always wants to test drive the guy before she will spend the night with him. I guess I passed inspection? She didn't like the DD part about meeting the guy for the first time at the hotel room, and spending the next 8 hours getting him off. Sometimes it was fun, sometimes it was just plain, boring work. The nice part is she is a pragmatic about all this; fun, playful, but not anything other than that.

**LukeSkyWanker** · 09-04-12 05:56

Originally Posted by BambiJacobson [View Original Post]

Dear fellow force user,

I will be arriving in Patts on next Saturday, the 8th, and I am a little concerned about your report.

How is the GoGo scene? Is walking street empty to?

Even though it is the quietest I have ever seen it there is still plenty to go round, it can be work to your advantage. You can find lots of cheap beer, unusual for Thailand they have discovered competition and have dropped prices to get punters in. As I said many bars are empty of customers so when they do get a customer they try to keep hold of him. Visited Bamboo last night line up was mediocre, band still as bad as ever but everyone seems to have a good time, in case you don't know it is more for older clientèle.

May the force be with you.

**Bunky** · 09-04-12 00:39

Originally Posted by Vol2009

Curious about where the decent food is . .

I just LOVE eating at the night market that is located on the west side of Soi Buakaow, opposite Soi 19. The prices are superb and the selection is excellent. They have every conceivable type of Thai food there, from stuff any picky tourist would like, to the more exotic fare favored by the locals. My favorite is the whole grilled fish, head-on with salt crust. You eat family style at long tables set up between the food stalls. If you show up about 6:00 or 7:00 in the evening, you'll see lots of working girls grabbing a bite before starting work.

Bunky