Pattaya Reports

[Wolvenvacht]

I call them "Girlfriend nurses" because they serve both purposes.

You can see too many of such couples in Pattaya.

Who knows? Maybe they were both totally exhausted from a wild night of passionate love?

[LittleBigMan]

I hope to be the same way some day, but the only difference is that I will prefer to have some type of interaction with my girlfriend nurse and not just sit there as if the other person was not even present.

Yes, a sponge bath is possible?

LBM

[Mr Enternational]

Like many like yourself you are here to put as many marks on your belt as possible but for many like you see these guys for their own reasons (to each their own) are here not for the sex any longer but for companionship and mostly someone to take care of them. They a pay old women a salary (old bar girls ?)who can speak some English etc. That will help them around, cook, clean, and take them out. In return they get a monthly salary, hopefully a clean place to live and sleep. Their kids are all grown up and mostly don't need them so what they make they keep for themselves and hopefully when the gravy train runs out they have saved enough to keep them going until their own demise.

I hope to be the same way some day, but the only difference is that I will prefer to have some type of interaction with my girlfriend nurse and not just sit there as if the other person was not even present.

[El Greco]

They a pay old women a salary (old bar girls?) who can speak some English etc. That will help them around, cook, clean, and take them out. In return they get a monthly salary, hopefully a clean place to live and sleep. Their kids are all grown up and mostly don't need them so what they make they keep for themselves and hopefully when the gravy train runs out they have saved enough to keep them going until their own demise.

LBM

I call them "Girlfriend nurses" because they serve both purposes.

You can see too many of such couples in Pattaya.

[Siam Dreamer]

There have been way more women than usual on Beach Road the last few days. Is the Thai Christmas coming up or something?

It's getting close to the end of the month bro. Bills are due.

[B J Lover]

BJL,

I am not trying to flame you here, but I read the forum before my first trip to Thailand and did very well. One thing that helped me was getting a really good lady from Beach Road and keeping her for multiple days. She showed me how to get around Patts, which is easy, but nice to have a local helping out.

I don't know how much time you have or where you are staying, but if time is limited, I would not try to see too much. Soi 6, 7.8, and 2nd Road have more than enough bars to keep you busy for a long time. Also various streets off 2nd Road and Soi Diana and Buakao are good places too. I am sure you have found some maps to help you out. I try to avoid WS, but many people like it, so depends on your tastes. Try it and find out.

I also can tell you that I have gone to a destination that I had never been to and did just as you said, walked around and figured it out. That was about all the choice I had, since it was 22 years ago and I didn't have internet or even own a computer. I couldn't even speak the local language at the time and didn't know anyone there either.

PM me if you like and I will answer any questions you have and can give you some suggestions if I know the area you are staying. I am confident you will do well and will have an enjoyable trip.

All good. I was just making a point that many people start the seed of a trip right here. So if there was something that summed it all up quickly instead of reading the forum for hours and hours, it would be helpful. That's all. Thankfully it exists. Plus I was just making a point also about terms being new to people but ridiculously familiar to others like BR and WS. I know volumes about Pattaya now and can hit the street running. Some people are meticulous and research a location for years before setting foot. I. E. Like I did for brazil, which I know like the back of my hand. But if a newbie to Rio was asking about the new Red Cafe terma, or the prives in centro or what is balcony, I'd help and also get them to the bubba report and bwana dik guide. To each his own. Happy trails.

[GuyLuvsParty]

No. That is how it works in Angeles City, and it is all inclusive. No tip is needed. Beach Road is a street that runs along the beach and it is loaded with freelancers. Last night at midnight there were literally hundreds (way more than usual). It is also apparent that the mongering / tourist traffic is down right now. But you do all your negotiations with the girl and you either take her back to your hotel or you rent a short time hotel for $4 if that is what you want.

LOL, got confused from Angels, meant to ask EWR plus negotiated fee.

Thank you, great suggestion for the Beach Road option.

I don't mind paying the bucks when I see something that blisses my eye, just don't like to overpay and feel stupid cause IMO, most think generosity is a weakness to be exploited. LOL.

Guarantee if won't be my first time or last time on both overpaying & stupidity.

My goals for self improvement are pretty easy since they are starting off at a low bar. Haha

[SirWilliam4]

I'm finally coming back to Thailand after about 5 years. I'll be going straight from the airport to Pattaya and will arrive around 2am Friday morning.

What time are the bars closing these days?

I'd love to get a blowjob and maybe a massage in my room to help me sleep, any decent outcall service still operating around 3am? Or is finding someone on Beach Road my only option? What about the Soi 6 bars?

Thanks!

I just had that experience. Arrived Pattaya around 2am. Checked into my hotel on Soi LK Metro. Walked around for an hour or so. Everything you are asking about is readily available and easy to find. Really. No problem. Just walk around like a kid in a candy store.

[LittleBigMan]

Mr. E,

I see this often living here like you and I see it a lot on the darkside. I'm not that age yet but I'm getting there? Here is my take cause not all farangs with thai women of this age has to be married? With or without rings? Like many like yourself you are here to put as many marks on your belt as possible but for many like you see these guys for their own reasons (to each their own) are here not for the sex any longer but for companionship and mostly someone to take care of them. They a pay old women a salary (old bar girls ?)who can speak some English etc. That will help them around, cook, clean, and take them out. In return they get a monthly salary, hopefully a clean place to live and sleep. Their kids are all grown up and mostly don't need them so what they make they keep for themselves and hopefully when the gravy train runs out they have saved enough to keep them going until their own demise.

Maybe you have seen him? At the Big C extra in the food court near the Sunrise Taco, there is usually a old guy with a old thai women. He rolls this shopping cart from upstairs which has a few groceries. He buys a small lunch from upstair already cooked for around 20 baht then sits downstair in the food court eating while the old women walks around shopping and then she comes back and they just sit. I've talked to him a few times and he seems happy with the situation and I say good for you old man.

LBM

[BionicMan]

A guide / wiki just will help some users pointed in the right direction. No guide will ever capture or replace the feeling, the smells and sights of moving from soi to soi. And yeah, youare so right, that is a big part of fun, walking around and exploring.

Also, no one is telling you have to stop chatting here until you post a guide. A few just asking if there is already a guide, or if there is a guide in the works.

Lots of people underestimate the Report of Distinction section. It provides a lot of useful links to useful posts, bypassing all the chit chats that keep the forum alive but sometime with poor or no information.

[TomJackin]

no trip report yet. One will be coming though in 7 weeks but for a different country. But all that will not invalidate on what I have to say here.

Good point! No worries, Luvpuss has tons of posts, but maybe 2 (at the most) trip reports.

Go out, play, and report back!

[HoyArroi]

Mr. Jj197,

I have read your post. I think you are way ahead of many tourists by being well groomed. The Thais are fastidious people, and they are totally turned off by uncleanliness and body odor. Some cultures, I have heard, find natural body odor attractive. Is it the phermone argument? I don't know. I practice good hygiene also, because I don't like rejection. I want to be able to approach a Thai lady I find attractive, and not be eliminated from consideration because I don't meet her grooming standards. Also, I have heard many Thai ladies complain that when they get back to an Indian persons room, they find 4 other men waiting. I don't have knowledge of this for a fact, its just what I 've heard some PFP ladies say. I've been coming to Thailand since 1994, my last trip was my 15th visit to the LOS. So, I do like to think I have some experience. I think you will be fine. Just be fair, and treat all Thais with respect, unless they treat you otherwise. Even then, its best to walk away from any situation that makes you uncomfortable.

[Monte Q]

I think this is really kind of stupid and a waste.

Pats is not an Iphone. Are you a man? Just go there and experience it for yourself.

That is the best way. BR, Soi 6, Soi 8, WS. Then walk around and find out for yourself.

That is a big part of the fun of the place.

Luvpuss,

As far as I can tell (my search in these forums are currently bugged) you have added a lot of insight and info to these forums. But turn down the rage here a little. Guy just asked for a wiki version to help him get his feet wet when he hits the ground running. I love reading the forums, the posts and read the different experiences. But I would appreciate also a guide, a summary to help with a lot of common questions asked such as were is the best ATM or where do I get my teeth cleaned, or transportation etc, so I can focus the majority of time concentrating on our common hobby here.

For example: Hmm, want a soapie, but I have been walking up and down Beach Road, and going up and down soi and no luck. Oh, I remember this guide that talked about soapies on second road around soi2 and soi 3. TUK TUK time. Now I can spend my time choosing which girl will recover my manhood; p.

A guide / wiki just will help some users pointed in the right direction. No guide will ever capture or replace the feeling, the smells and sights of moving from soi to soi. And yeah, youare so right, that is a big part of fun, walking around and exploring.

Also, no one is telling you have to stop chatting here until you post a guide. A few just asking if there is already a guide, or if there is a guide in the works.

-monte.

P. S. Disclaimer: Yes, I am new to the ISG forum, so yes, so my forum posts are of a low count, and yes, no trip report yet. One will be coming though in 7 weeks but for a different country. But all that will not invalidate on what I have to say here.

[HoyArroi]

Mr. Enternational and other ISG members. I have stayed in Pattaya for 6 months at a time, (6 month. 3 entry visa) for the last two years. The boys in brown also set up an afternoon checkpoint / roadblock on the "dark side" (east side) of Pattaya every afternoon. They have waved me over twice. Same drill, show a license (International drivers license, I obtained in the USA before entering Thailand) and then lift up the seat. They are checking for drugs. If for some reason, you are carrying anything illegal, they will make life uncomfortable for you. Of course, a large donation to the "tea money" fund will more often than not help you to extricate yourself from a delicate situation. There is a roadblock every afternoon in Phuket, between Patong Beach and Kata Karon. If you arent wearing a helmet, or have violated some other Thai law, either real or imagined, you will be fined on the spot. Last year, the fine was 300 Baht. I met a Russian national who was on the same plane I was on the way to Kuala Lumpur for a visa run, and he told me the fine is now up to 500 Baht. When Cambodia realizes that their sanitation standards are a deterrent to many western travelers, and make an effort to improve their environment, I will be spending more time in Phnom Penh. Am I whining? I don't think so.

[Luvpuss]

Your opinion is your opinion. Why would you question someone's manhood because they are seeking information? Maybe some people don't know anything about BR Soi 6 Soi 8 and what the fuck a WS is?

After you select a destination that you have never been to, and just go there and "walk around", please post the results. Thanks.

The results?

WS is Walking Street. One of the most famous mongering and bar spots in the world. You never heard of it in this forum?

Results? For me every mongering place in SEA.

That is all part of the experience to me. That is what an adventerous man does. Especially at these places.

Not following a road map.

I gave you the basic spots to hit that have been repeated here 1000 times. Go to those spots and walk around and take the place in for yourself. I bet you have more fun.