Hanoi

[Explorerman]

Try Hang Chuoi St. Short taxi ride from the hotel about 8 blocks east and 3 blocks south. Number 28 is a blow and go. 400, 000 plus tip of 3-500, 000 depending on how happy you are, and number 53 (roughly) is the Kingston Club for upmarket massage and HJ. Both cost more than other places but are convenient if you are visiting.

I was VERY surprised by Kingston. Nice upmarket experience, and pretty gal to assist with sauna, massage, bathing me, jakuzzi, etc. However, when it came time to determine price for HJ, the gal would not go less than 500, 000. Already paying 450, 000 for a VIP 90 minute package, so 500, 000 to do what others do for 100-400, 000 is too much.

I did not budge, and left with no HJ and no tip to her. Very off-putting.

[Blu8096]

Will be in Hanoi early 2013 for a week. Was really looking forward to it into I started reading this thread, Sounds like it is not the best place in Viet.

Any recommendations on Hotel (I am in Hanoi for Business and hoping to enjoy some time with some very nice and cute young ladies).

I have read quite a bit and Dars report of distinction sounds like the place. Is it still active?

I am looking forward to posting details of my trip and appreciate any advice.

[Joffre]

Try Hang Chuoi St. Short taxi ride from the hotel about 8 blocks east and 3 blocks south. Number 28 is a blow and go. 400, 000 plus tip of 3-500, 000 depending on how happy you are, and number 53 (roughly) is the Kingston Club for upmarket massage and HJ. Both cost more than other places but are convenient if you are visiting.

Staying at Movenpick for 3 nights November 8, 9.10th. Is there anything available at the hotel spa? I suspect not so can you point me in the right direction for action as close as possible to this hotel.

I have RTFF but do not really understand the geography of Hanoi. If I appeara lazy bastard I apologise.

[Robert the Brave]

It really depends what you want, but your hotel is reasonably centrally located. Don't know anything about the spa at your hotel but would be surprised if there was anything on offer. You can find your hotel on Google Maps by searching for; Movenpick hotel, Hanoi, Vietnam. I'd suggest picking out the spots you like the sound of from previous reports and see where they are on the map in relation to you, but realistically most places shouldn't be more than 20 minutes max away in a taxi with the exception of Pham Van Dong, which I wouldn't bother with as a tourist.

Plenty of options around the Westlake area; Esalen, Indara, Moscow, Nutz and a few others. None should cost you more than 100, 000 VND ($5) at the most in a taxi. If you wanted to try a BBBJ and possible quickie (if you get the right girl) you could head to the Tam Quats in Doc Nu (I'd recommend No. 62 if you do head there (300k total for BBBJ or 600k total if girl will give FS, give money to the girl after the deed is done, she gives 100k to mamasan) , again this shouldn't cost too much to get to in a taxi.

I don't know of anything within walking distance of your hotel.

Thanks for the information. It is most helpful.

[Richard Dawkins]

Staying at Movenpick for 3 nights November 8, 9.10th. Is there anything available at the hotel spa? I suspect not so can you point me in the right direction for action as close as possible to this hotel.

I have RTFF but do not really understand the geography of Hanoi. If I appeara lazy bastard I apologise.

It really depends what you want, but your hotel is reasonably centrally located. Don't know anything about the spa at your hotel but would be surprised if there was anything on offer. You can find your hotel on Google Maps by searching for; Movenpick hotel, Hanoi, Vietnam. I'd suggest picking out the spots you like the sound of from previous reports and see where they are on the map in relation to you, but realistically most places shouldn't be more than 20 minutes max away in a taxi with the exception of Pham Van Dong, which I wouldn't bother with as a tourist.

Plenty of options around the Westlake area; Esalen, Indara, Moscow, Nutz and a few others. None should cost you more than 100, 000 VND ($5) at the most in a taxi. If you wanted to try a BBBJ and possible quickie (if you get the right girl) you could head to the Tam Quats in Doc Nu (I'd recommend No. 62 if you do head there (300k total for BBBJ or 600k total if girl will give FS, give money to the girl after the deed is done, she gives 100k to mamasan) , again this shouldn't cost too much to get to in a taxi.

I don't know of anything within walking distance of your hotel.

[Explorerman]

Hi,

Anyone have experience with the Rosaliza hotel? I will visit for a few nights this week, but not sure I can bring back a girl for overnight. I have a DIA girl or two interested.

[Robert the Brave]

Staying at Movenpick for 3 nights November 8, 9.10th. Is there anything available at the hotel spa? I suspect not so can you point me in the right direction for action as close as possible to this hotel.

I have RTFF but do not really understand the geography of Hanoi. If I appeara lazy bastard I apologise.

[Fritobugger]

Not the most beautiful gal but she is an over achiever. Great effort at deep throat and anal is possible. Asks too much but for an over night with multiple pops, I paid.

[LukeSkywalker]

You think a few Vietnam Air flight Attendants may be pulling double shifts in blow-job joints with their own wet wipes?

Just curios.

Many handjob / blowjob places in Hanoi, they use wet tissue to clean.

And I realized they are from Vietnam Airline.

Anybody know why?

[Joffre]

Is this something you think about during a session, to delay the climax and prolong the fun?

I think the next time you are flying with Vietnam Airlines, you should ask a helpful flight attendant about this. Her English might not be quite enough to understand, so you'll need to use gestures.

Just curios.

Many handjob / blowjob places in Hanoi, they use wet tissue to clean.

And I realized they are from Vietnam Airline.

Anybody know why?

[Mr Done Deal]

Hey guys,

Visited Cat Ba 2 weeks ago and stayed at Sunflower Hotel. I have GPS coordinates but I think it's already listed in Wikitravel.

There's a MP across the narrow street a stone's throw away to the left. It's lit up in red at night with about 6 MLs rating from 5 to 8 in looks and body. Ticket price for boom boom is 300k dong and tips range from 50k to 200k. I believe they close around 1 am. Sucky plus massage is at 400k plus the same tips but these girls can't massage worth a damn so just stick with boom boom.

Walk 5 minutes to the left of the hotel and you'll see another MP in red. Ticket price 400k dong but the girls are only 6s at most.

Another 5 minutes to the right and there's another MP, but not lit up in red. The massage here is a joke and the girls won't get naked no matter how romantic or friendly you act.

I picked the prettiest girl in the closest MP with the smoothest skin I've ever touched named Ayin. Bad mistake. Started nagging for her tip the second I got undressed. Wouldn't accept less than 200k but couldn't even speak English. She only knew the words "tip","no" and "more".1 pop only. No kissing, cuddling, BJ or intimacy of any kind. Pretty much a starfish. She even did a victory dance when horny little me forced me to give up the cash.

Thinking back, I probably should have tried talking and joking with the girls before choosing. My friend got a friendly girl who spoke good English and didn't mind a second pop while they watched TV together.

Tips: Bring your own condoms, never show the contents of your wallet to anyone. In fact, just bring 500k with you, and don't judge a girl by her looks.

[HanoiSex]

Just curios.

Many handjob / blowjob places in Hanoi, they use wet tissue to clean.

And I realized they are from Vietnam Airline.

Anybody know why?

[Chesterfield]

Moscow can be pretty hit and miss. I assume you're referring to my report for good service. I've only had the one truly sensational experience there that I wrote about. I've been a few other times and only come away with a handjob at the end of it, with various levels of play with the girls in between.

In terms of whether or not you get a good experience, I think as with many places it all depends on the girl you get. Unfortunately I never got the name of the girl who screwed my brains out in the sauna and haven't had the good fortune to get her again since.

As for the "only able to have 60 minutes for first time visit". I've been a number of times and it was only on my last visit a few weeks ago that this first happened to me. I didn't have the VIP card they give out to you at the end of a massage and I wasn't able to convince them I'd been before so could only get 60 minutes. Really not sure why they do this, especially when they are not busy.

I still go back every now and again hoping to have another top quality girl, but hope seems to be fading. I do still enjoy the experience of having a girl in a bikini taking you around, but I appreciate that not everyone is prepared to put up with the hit and miss nature of the experience given the cost.

Was at Moscow last week. Went with high expectations but was quite disappointed. Had to pay 600 ticket as it was my first time. Got a cutie around 7 but a bit of a starfish. She kept sitting behind me massaging my neck in the steam and sauna as well as the jacuzzi and pushed my hand away when I touched her thigh. Massage was competent without being exceptional. Closed with a HJ offer for an absurd 800K which I turned down. Left tipping 100K which she was very upset about. Wanted 500K. Overall pretty much a disappointment and not worth the ticket price. Plenty of better VIP massages available at half the ticket price.

[Joffre]

Casey Star is right. If you've lived here a few years, speak a bit of the language, have your own place (living alone) , have enough free time, take care of yourself and are friendly and respectful, then you'll have an amazing time. You'll be up to your eyeballs in it! But that's true of most parts of the world, isn't it? I guess the difference is that only in Vietnam, and Hanoi especially, are all the women so desirable. Where else could you go in the world and find that every woman gives you the horn?

And for those of us who are newly arrived, don't speak a word of Vietnamese, live with our wives and kids, work long hours, and are fat, ugly and socially inept? Well, you can still get sucked off safely in a side street for a fiver. What a great country!

And as Casey says, the text message is a great invention. You meet someone nice, who gives you the look, you exchange numbers, and then start with suggestive texts. Use google translate and tell her things like "I want to kiss your nipples" (toi muon hon num vu cua them). See where it goes. But make sure you don't get them mixed up with your work colleagues, especially when they're all called Thuy and Trang.

Some more free experiences. I recommend anyone who is living in Hanoi for a few years to retain past contacts. You just never know when they will pop up once again.

Just this week I received a call from a girl I met two years ago at a VIP massage place. Last I heard from her she left that area of work and works in a hotel. She called, having found my number and wanted to "go for cafe'. I met her, bought her a drink and we chatted for a while. Then she came back to my place and we had a beautiful sexy evening together. She's gorgeous, slim and lithe and gives amazing head jobs as well as really enjoying sex. Had a wonderful and very unexpected evening. I gave her money for a taxi home, that's it. She did not ask for or expect to be paid, just wanted a nice sexy evening with a nice foreign guy she remembered. Lucky me! No doubt we will do it again soon as she lives quite close to me.

So, yeah, hang on to those phone numbers. Maybe even drop a text or two every now and then. Showing a girl a good time and treating her well a while ago can linger in her memory and bring its own rewards.

Enjoy!

[Joffre]

Hey Hanoi Sex,

Next time you go to Bangkok, I recommend you visit Mistress Jaa (look up her website). It'll cost you deep, but she will make your dreams (or nightmares) come true.

And now please tell us which minimart! At least which Ciputra gate?

Milking itself, make me

I am very horny person.

And when she milked me,

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