Hong Kong Club Reports

[MS Clive]

Read people referring to "twins" even more recently. Are these a pair of twin sisters. Really? Can someone point me to a post or pics of these twins? It is a fantasy for me for obvious reasons.

[TomJackin]

She is a friend of the "Twins" and tried to move in on my half drunken ass last night. Can't remember the name, just the nipples!

[Phordphan]

Couldn't PM you. Give me a general idea of what you will be wearing and I will look for you.

You can't PM Regular Members. And vice versa.

[Purple Helmet2]

Couldn't PM you. Give me a general idea of what you will be wearing and I will look for you.

I look a lot like Brad Pitt if he was short, bald and fat. I will be wearing a purple helmet but only the chicas will see that. I'm a strip club hound and my MO is to hang by the girls bathroom / locker room. All the girls pass that way frequently to freshen up so you get a chance to size up the menu and hit on them while keeping an eye on the floor for hotties. I don't know the setup as this is my first time there as well but that's where I will try to hang. If I don't run in to you after a while I will jump on stage and yell out that Smoky Jack has a 10'dick and let the chicas flush you out.

Also I figured out that you can't PM me because I am too cheap a bastard to buy a membership (when did that start? Not me being cheap, but a membership to PM?)

I am hearing some things about Monte Carlo Spa, anyone have any experience there?

[Smoky Jack]

Jack please don't be fooled by my 1 post I am a long time monger and used to post frequently on the USA guide. For whatever reason my IE (lasted version) and Jacksons websites don't get along. I can't PM you so I am posting this, and the chances that it will actually post are slim to none. Please try to PM me and lets meet. Its my first trip as well and I should be there around 7pm on the 31st.

Couldn't PM you. Give me a general idea of what you will be wearing and I will look for you.

[Smoky Jack]

Careful on the vitamin v. Absolutely safe but you need to understand how it reacts to other drugs / alcohol / medical conditions. I was living in Colombia and partying with a dude that took some, an hour later he was ghost white and could barely talk. Seems the v didn't react well with the drinking and his diabetes. Like I said, a safe product but I would pay the copay to see a doc and ask about possible side effects.

You are absolutely correct. Fortunately I have no health issues, except an unhealthy obsession with beautiful women.

[Artisttyp]

Careful on the vitamin v. Absolutely safe but you need to understand how it reacts to other drugs / alcohol / medical conditions. I was living in Colombia and partying with a dude that took some, an hour later he was ghost white and could barely talk. Seems the v didn't react well with the drinking and his diabetes. Like I said, a safe product but I would pay the copay to see a doc and ask about possible side effects.

Excellent advice. I also take meds and really need to watch my alcohol intake. It is hard to do when you are caught up in the moment.

Thanks for the reminder.

[JoeInDsm]

Careful on the vitamin v. Absolutely safe but you need to understand how it reacts to other drugs / alcohol / medical conditions. I was living in Colombia and partying with a dude that took some, an hour later he was ghost white and could barely talk. Seems the v didn't react well with the drinking and his diabetes. Like I said, a safe product but I would pay the copay to see a doc and ask about possible side effects.

[DaveSD]

Do you need a script for the viagra?

Nope. Ask for the generics, same effectiveness but a 1/3 the price.

[Purple Helmet2]

Any of you bros going? This will be my first trip to Tijuana. I will be staying at Cascadas Oct. 31 and Nov. 1. Looking forward to all the hot chicas in sexy costumes. If any of you are planning to be there and want to meet up, let me know! I have been to Germany, Czech, Canada, and China for mongering but never done it in Mexico, so it would be great to have some wingmen. I do speak some spanish, certainly enough to get by with a stripper LOL.

Jack please don't be fooled by my 1 post I am a long time monger and used to post frequently on the USA guide. For whatever reason my IE (lasted version) and Jacksons websites don't get along. I can't PM you so I am posting this, and the chances that it will actually post are slim to none. Please try to PM me and lets meet. Its my first trip as well and I should be there around 7pm on the 31st.

[Smoky Jack]

Any of you bros going? This will be my first trip to Tijuana. I will be staying at Cascadas Oct. 31 and Nov. 1. Looking forward to all the hot chicas in sexy costumes. If any of you are planning to be there and want to meet up, let me know! I have been to Germany, Czech, Canada, and China for mongering but never done it in Mexico, so it would be great to have some wingmen. I do speak some spanish, certainly enough to get by with a stripper LOL.

[Smoky Jack]

It exceded my expectations. Parked behind the jack in the box paid $5 and walked my ass over that bridge. At the McD's took the cabbie for $5 and dropped me off in front of adelitas. Got some vitamin v at the corner farmacia and went in adelitas. One dos XX and took a both. I wasnt really feeling it only 6-7. No real 9's but it was still before 10pm. Either way no real hot ass came my way a few nasties asked me to sit and I declined. I was there for about 20 minutes and walked to HK.

Much much better IMHO. Younger hotter girls. I sat with a drunk girl that was a bit off a turn off kept on ordering drinks and downed them like they were water. I played with her body a bit but wasn't feeling her. I'm very picky. As I was with I see michelle tatoo on her arm. She was from monterey and we hit it off. Light skin with bolt ons but very sensual and sweet pretty face, mid twenties. She only had one drink but she rode me and wanted me to touch her all over and I was ready to go but I negotiated BBBJ all positions fingering her ass. She was very accommodating. Overall great experience with her. I took pics but I'll have to post them later. I'm going again on Thursday night if anyone wants to meet up pm me. I speak perfect spanish. I brought back my small bottle of vitamin v and there was no wait at all to cross border. I can't wait to go again on Thursday.

Do you need a script for the viagra?

[Nclpimp]

It exceded my expectations. Parked behind the jack in the box paid $5 and walked my ass over that bridge. At the McD's took the cabbie for $5 and dropped me off in front of adelitas. Got some vitamin v at the corner farmacia and went in adelitas. One dos XX and took a both. I wasnt really feeling it only 6-7. No real 9's but it was still before 10pm. Either way no real hot ass came my way a few nasties asked me to sit and I declined. I was there for about 20 minutes and walked to HK.

Much much better IMHO. Younger hotter girls. I sat with a drunk girl that was a bit off a turn off kept on ordering drinks and downed them like they were water. I played with her body a bit but wasn't feeling her. I'm very picky. As I was with I see michelle tatoo on her arm. She was from monterey and we hit it off. Light skin with bolt ons but very sensual and sweet pretty face, mid twenties. She only had one drink but she rode me and wanted me to touch her all over and I was ready to go but I negotiated BBBJ all positions fingering her ass. She was very accommodating. Overall great experience with her. I took pics but I'll have to post them later. I'm going again on Thursday night if anyone wants to meet up pm me. I speak perfect spanish. I brought back my small bottle of vitamin v and there was no wait at all to cross border. I can't wait to go again on Thursday.

[Coolie High]

Yo Deep your a fool with those reports. As always I'm loving your style LOL. BTW TomJackin that hunny you got bustin that pussy open in the shower is absolutely delicious. I hope to God you crushed that ass like a coke can. WESTSIDE!

P. S. HEY JACKSON I CAN NOT SEE DEEPMMPACTTS REPORTS WITHOUT LOGGING OFF! I HAVE EMAILED YOU BUT HAVE NEVERGOTTEN A RESPONSE BACK. Hes NOT in my ignore list so please fix this. Gracias

[DeepMmpactt]

Hey, I remember your Shirt and your cap. It is funny. And actually, my controlling girlfriend asked me : "What does Caballo negro Means?" I told her: "That, a Caballo Negro". She thought it was some kind of code or secret meaning.

Now I see from where it comes the nickname! Hahahaha You should change your nick to "Caballo Negro". Well. DeepMmpactt makes sense too.

Next time I see my girlfriend. I will explain her from where the Caballo Negro Shirt. She will get scared after hearing the 10. 5" Story! Hahahahaha.

-Cachorrondo

Next time, tell your girlfriend, she has nothing to fear. I'm really a 5ft short guy, but you've seen my BIG ASS, so I can't lie to you, because you know better. Hahaha. One day I'm going to have several streetgirl success story. Maybe your Girlfriend Is on to something, El Caballo Negro, could be my new secret code name for, 'Stay the Hell Away from Me' or It sucks to be me'. Lmao. Hopefully next time It would be my pleasure to shake your hand. And you Have to make my stupid Horse sound. Hahaha. Peace My Brother. DeepMmpactt aka El Caballo Negro.